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Frogge

    Frogge copypasta

    It started from a wiki site for Middle English describing frog that had since been taken down. Middle English was basically old English from from c. 1150 to c. 1470.

    A frogge biþ a smal beaste wiþ foure leggys, whyche liueþ booþ in watyre and on londe. It is broune or grene or yelowe, or be it tropyckal, he may haue dyuers coloures. It haþ longys and guilles booþe. It haccheþ from an ey and it þan ys a tadpolle. It groweþ to ben a frogge, if it þan ne be noght eten. 
    A frog is a small beast with four legs, which lives both in water and on land. It is brown, green, yellow, or, be it tropical, it may have diverse colours. It has both lungs and gills. It hatches from an egg, and it then is a tadpole. It grows to be a frog, if it is not eaten.

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    A frogge biþ a smol beaste wiþ foure leggys, whyche liueþ booþ in le watyre and on londe. It is broune or grene or yelowe; or be it tropyckal, he may eben haue dyuers coloures, and liue in treys. It haþ longys and guilles booþe. Frogge need þe watyre to reeprudus. Eet haccheþ from an ey and it þan ete ys a tadpolle. It groweþ to þon a frogge, if it þan ne be nought eten.

It ets smal bogs like cricets, fliys, ir evn wurms. þey haþ tung þat ben long and stikey. þere are pisoinis frogges out þre. Yuv migt se a frogge of yu eentr þe forets, or þe laeks. A frogge biþ founde in al contynens ecsept Antartika.

A frogge biþ broþers wiþ a toade. Toades aren froggen wiþ drye þicke sken. 
    A frog is a small creature with four legs, which lives both in water and on land. It is brown or green or yellow; or, if it is tropical, it may be different colors, and live in trees. It has both lungs and gills. Frogs need water to reproduce. It hatches from an egg and it then it is a tadpole. It then grows into a frog, if it is not eaten.

It eats small bugs like crickets, flies, or even worms. They have a tongue that is long and sticky. There are poisonous frogs out there. You might see a frog if you enter the forests, or the lakes. The frog is found on all continents except Antarctica.

A frog is brothers with a toad. Toads are frogs with a dry, thick skin.

    Brawlentine’s has completely broke me.

      Melodie from Brawl Stars
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      Brawlentine's has completely broke me.

I cannot believe Supercell would fucking do this to me. I buy every Brawl Pass. The gem packs. All the physical merchandise. I even stream their music 24/7; and this is how they repay me. This has to be the most disrespectful and gut-wrenching thing they’ve ever done in the history of the game. I can't take it anymore, I'm having a fucking panic attack. This isn’t just some community event, this is a direct attack on me and everything I stand for. Melodie is supposed to be mine. She is not some random pick for a forced community event gimmick. Seeing her in the lineup for Bo actually makes me sick to my stomach. Why couldn't it be Janet or anyone else? Why did it have to be this way? This is so so fucked.

I feel powerless. I can’t do anything but wait and watch as people casually vote, joking around like this is just some silly event, while I’m sitting here completely broken. It’s not funny. It’s not cute. It’s the worst thing that has ever happened to Brawl Stars. Fuck Brawl Stars. Fuck Supercell. And fuck the community. I'm going to fucking bed.

      You heard me. I played a certain way, and then <NEW CARD> came along

        <INSERT CARD HERE> Changed the Way I Play the Game; Therefore the Card is Broken
        byu/Ursus_mellifera inPTCGP
        You heard me. I played a certain way, and then <NEW CARD> came along, and now I have to adapt. Eff that. <NEW CARD> is garbage and broken and has RUINED THE GAME. If the devs cared anything about balance they would ban <NEW CARD>, or at least alter it to uselessness so that I don't have to change my play style. What do you guys think?

        Pan Pizza – Teen Girl Angst

          Pan Pizza is the creator of RebelTaxi

          Its the transcript of PAN-PIZZA’s incredibly long and specific description of a 2010 teen girl angst in one of his videos. The clip has become a meme within his community and there’s even a live reenactment during Q&A. 

          Teen girl who just got off Foamy the squirrel on Newgrounds.com while signing a bring back invader zim petition wearing a jack skellington hoodie and happy tree friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange Buy 1 Get 1 50% Off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphic Comics while her over-bearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5 years older than her boyfriend that constanly IMs unsourced stolen Pon and Zi comic art over 56k modem American Online trial discs on myspace.com with a top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and any angsty band as the new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out 'What Kingdom Hearts character are you?' quizzes only to complain she didnt get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV music awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo Edition Transparent green Xbox using a third-party MadCatz airflow controller with a busted analog stick that is constantly leaning to the right making anti semetic remarks on how Eric stole his Wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage.

          I’m sick of Nina Williams

            Nina Williams copypasta

            Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Nina Williams from the Tekken series specifically Tekken 8.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Nina Williams. I try to play Azucena. Nina Williams does more damage. I try to play Steve. Nina Williams deals more damage. I try to play Reina, Nina Williams deals more damage. I want to play Lidia and Devil Jin. They both wish they had Nina Williams' frame data.

She grabs me by the throat. I can't duck her strings. I can't break the throws. I give her my hard earned ranked points. She isn't satisfied. She demotes me to bushin again. "I don't need this rank much" She tells me. "Give me more safe moves." She grabs Jack8 and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to sidestep blonde bomb more." She says as i get clipped by blonde bomb again.

I can't climb with Leo, I don't have enough patience to duck five hours of gun shots. She grabs my arm again. All my grey health is gone. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Anna. She says "Anna, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, S tier char application. What a cruel world.

            Anyone else try to show nearby black people that they’re listening to Kendrick?

              Anyone else try to show nearby black people that they're listening to Kendrick Lamar?

Today i was on standing the train, listening to the new album and i noticed that there was a black guy standing behind me.

I wanted to show him that i'm not racist and am in fact all for black rights, so i opened spotify, put brightness on max and held my phone up (discretely) so he could see me jamming it to the 🐐.

On the train ride back there was a black man sitting across from me so I did one better. I chucked on To Pimp a Butterfly, held my phone flat so he could see it and gave him a small nod.

I like to believe that i'm on the right side of history. I feel like they probably respected me for that.

Anyone else do this?
              Anyone else try to show nearby black people that they’re listening to Kendrick?

Yesterday I was at the airport waiting for my plane while listening to TPAB when a black man sat across from me.

I wanted to show him I am not racist and that I stand with him, but not in an obvious way. So I opened the Spotify app, turned my brightness to max, and laid it on my chair’s arm. I don’t think he noticed though.

I did this once before in my college class where a black student sat next to me. I decided to play some Kendrick through my AirPods and had my phone facing him and gave him a short nod.

I like to think I’m on the right side of history and that I will make their day.

Anyone else do this?
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              byu/mazldo from discussion
              incomedyheaven
              I got a visit from a black electrician the other day, and I was nervous because I thought he'd see me as one of those racist whites. He could see me sweating nervously and I guess he sensed that I was feeling some white guilt, but he handled it like a pro. He said, "Mind if I do some reading?" And he pulled out a copy of the Collected Works of George Lincoln Rockwell. My jaw dropped! He laughed and said, "Just letting you know, brother, we're both one of the good ones." I think we could all learn a little from him about seeing people as individuals, not just by the colour of their skin.