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Jmook

    Jmook
    If JMook grabs me✊, I'm not mashing out🎮 I'm leaning in💋 
    Who is Jmook? For the blind 😎, it is Jlight 💡🔌. For the hungry 🍆, it is Jbread 🍞. For the sick 😷, it is the Jcure 🚫😃🤓. For the sad 😭, it is Jjoy 😂. For the poor, it is the Jtreasure 💰⛏; for the debtor ✔❎💵, it is Jforgiveness 👭 
    You think another Sheik is better than JMook? You're going to get Jake DiRatio'd 
    Jmook is so cool and hot and his sheik is really good. If i was running an esports organziation. I'd love to have him representing it. Sadly, I don't have one so i will follow him on twitch at jmook11 
    if my girl 😍 and Jmook both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl's funeral 😝 with the best posture in the game 
    JMook isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Sheik? JMook puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Zain breaks records. JMook breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer JMook. 
    I went to Genesis 8 and ran into jmook on day 2. I told him I was his biggest fan and that I love his sheik, he told me he knows. When i asked him for advice he gently grabbed my back and pulled it up and said "stand like this" and walked away. To this day I haven't slouched once 
    No one is going to believe me, but have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated Jmook. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and Jmook ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup 
    If JMook has a million fans, then I am one of them. If JMook has ten fans, then I am one of them. If JMook has only one fan then that is me. If JMook has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against JMook, then I am against the world. 
    i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about jmook., hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol. 
    damn this jmook kid is so young talented and attractive, i would definitely want him representing my brand and/or my esports org and would DEFINITELY dm him if i represented one of the aforementioned orgs or follow him on twitch at jmook11 
    if jmook got scared he'd be jshook. if jmook was a chef he'd be jcook. if jmook played you in melee, he'd read you like jbook. if jmook made music, he'd add jhook. if jmook played you in chess, he'd beat you with jrook. if jmook was asked to see something, he'd be sure to jlook. if jmook needed to hide, he'd be in jnook. If he was a thief he'd be Jcrook. 
    I went to a New York local, when I saw Jmook jaywalking across the street. An officer confronted him and after a long chat he took the officer's pad, wrote in it, and walked away. I talked to the officer and he told me through tears that Jmook gave him a ticket for a bad posture. 
    jmook’s hair is soft like blanket and everyone wants to take a touch on it. Him eyes shining like marble and is attract every human bean. 
    Overheard by the commentators couch after Game 5: “He got me,” Leffen said of Jmook's backthrow on him. "That f***ing Jmook boomed me." Leffen added, “My controller sucks” repeating it four times. Leffen then said he wanted to add Jmook to the list of players he plays friendlies with this summer. 
    Sadly this is long overdue. My friend is an executive at BTS and said that Jmook caused constant trouble every time he showed up. There was apparently an incident where a custodian found Jmook arguing with a man in a wheelchair in the bathroom. Jmook was adamantly claiming he needed the handicap stall because of how big his balls are, and the man in the wheelchair was on the verge of tears and covered in shit. The custodian had to calm things down and push Leffen to a different bathroom. 
    A lot of Melee players left Summit practice today energized by JMook's performance, mesmerized with him taking low-tier characters and running the table on the regulars, sources said. At the end, he marched out like if a mic drop. JMook delivered a tour de force.