>Be me
>Be 16
>New school, introduced to class
>Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me
>Be alpha and resist
>Don't make many friends, don't need them
>Notice Shitgut bullies other kids
>Decide to fuck him up
>Figure where his locker is
>Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen >Mark down where he lives, GTFO
>Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is, and what time he trains >Spend six months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I don't get caught
>Map out where he is at any time, at all times
>Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple
>On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave the pineapple at the door >His parents ain't home for hours, seen by nobody
>He tells people about the pineapple tomorrow, nobody cares
>Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the men's dressing room
>People think he's making it up
>Start buying a pineapple on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes
>Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple
>His motorbike is unwatched, leave a pineapple
>He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore
>Figure out where they keep his home's spare key
>Skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work
>Leave a pineapple on his bed
>Hear he's failing classes
>His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and dodge that shit >Send him a fucking pineapple for christmas through the mail from a fake address >He doesn't show up to school every day anymore
>Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now >Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for two fucking years >School year ends, finish school
>Go to college like a boss
>Come back home for the holidays
>Hear someone from my old school had had a panic attack at the grocery store >It's Shitgut.
>Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf
I bet your dad is so disappointed. Who wants to raise a man who plays with Madrid? Do you always take the lazy way? Do you work at target and work and go to the local community college? I bet he asks you how that degree is coming like 3 times a month. It’s always the same though isn’t it. That tinge of shame, then a small outburst. “I’m working on it dad, and my app is gonna take off”. But there is no app, is there. There’s no hope. Just loneliness.
Taking aggro from a newer player trying to learn a fight in a normal duty, not once, but twice, was not only rude, but also disgusting. As a mentor, you should know better. Take the crown off or have some respect for those wanting to learn.
8:30 (before school): Watching Skibidi Toilet with friends
9am: Little dark age edit making class
10am: Rizzonomics Class (Kai Cenat is teacher)
11am: Looksmaxxing class
12am: Lunch (McDonalds grimace shake from Ohio)
1pm: Bussin Gyatt Studies
2pm: Ohio History
3pm: L Rizz Awareness Seminar
4pm: Baltimore Language class
Killer fish.. Killer fish from San Diego.. I don't know what I am, but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish! Hello! I'll be your killer fish for the evening, Thank you.
My long distance bf (18m) told me that I (18f) remind him of a reinsannce painting and that I was very pale and I told him I didn’t take that as a compliment and he said why not its “hot” and told me he was hard and that he wants me to be his mona lisa and he will paint me with his oils.
and then we started sexting and he said “does thou want me to cometh inside thy”
it didn’t stop there he went on to talk shakespearan for the rest of what felt like 2 hours saying things like “I want to breedeth thee”, “alloweth me to fondle thy plump bosoms” at one point he called me Elizabeth and told me to call him Henry VII of England… and wanted me to compliment him on how good of a monarch he is
I got really uncomfortable and expressed it to him and he got mad and said I killed the mood and he hopes I get the bubonic plague… we haven’t talked since