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Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift.

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    Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift. Not me, I’m going in for my 36 hour shift at the ball brushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That’s right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I’m hoping for a new company record, 6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly on my BALLS. I’m hopin to win the company gift card. $25 at macys, so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed balls. That I got from the ball crushing factory. I don’t even know what’s going on down there anymore, I’m scared to look.

    How was this game created by human beings?

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      Okay, I just had to put down my controller and write down my feelings here. I just feel this game isn’t something normal human beings living in this day and age are capable of producing. It seems like a product that was developed by extraterrestrials as a first contact attempt. I don’t game much, but as a new player playing this game blind and approximately 40 hours in, I am just in complete awe of the game design from top to bottom. I don’t even know where to start or how to phrase this post, but for most people in this subreddit, you probably know what I mean. I have lost count of the times where my jaw just dropped mouthing “what the fuh…” or my eyes just stared in utter amazement at my screen (this game is just pure dopamine on my 80 inch TV on PS5). The landscape designs, enemy designs, lore, NPC voices, names of items, the music, the sound, what have you. Nothing is better than the other. Everything is just top tier and there is clearly no skimping on delivering an almost ethereal experience. On top of this, the game performs incredibly well and there’s basically no loading screens unless you die and respawn. The only negative thing about this game is that I won’t be able to play another, ever, without expecting this level of quality.

A game like GTA V being released, remastered and milked to the bone so many times seems like a crime. If FromSoftware did the same (even though they would never cheapen their brand like that), I’m sure none of us would complain.

Anyway, back to playing I go…

      Just fell to my knees in a Walmart

        just fell to my knees in walmart
        Just fell to my knees in a Walmart parking lot
        Legitimately dropped to my knees in the middle of a Walmart when he said this. Unreal, loss of the GOAT 😢
        Just saw some dude fall down to his knees at Walmart, wonder what happened to that guy
        Just saw a guy drop to his knees in walmart right after i watched this he must have heard the news
        I was walking down the milk aisle and just saw some dude staring at another guy on his knees with his phone on the floor
        Just reviewed the CCTV footage at the Walmart I work at and some guy just fell on his knees after looking at his phone. Don’t know what has opened tbh

        THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

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          HEY LISTEN YOU “FUCKING IDIOTS” THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀. “DONALD TRUMP”, WAS THE BEST PERSON FOR THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THAT “WORTHLESS FUCKING COMMIE DEMO-RAT DICKHEAD ASSHOLE JOE BIDEN”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🐀🐀🐀💩💩💩, DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOPPED BUILDING THE “WALL”, 🧱🧱🧱🧱. THEN ALL THE “CONTAMINATED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS,” 🤮🤮🤮🤮 IN THE COUNTRY. “JAGOFF JOE” ARE BUSING THEM OFF EVERYWHERE, 🚍🚍🚍🚍. HE STOPPED THE “PIPELINE” PUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF WORK, 💸💸💸💸. “JAGOFF JOE’S” ANSWER, DON’T WORRY THEY WILL FIND OTHER JOBS, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE “FUNDED THE CHINESE VIRUS RESEARCH”, ⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️, WITH “TAXPAYERS MONEY” 💰💰💰💰. NOW YOU GOT A “BIOLOGICAL WEAPON”, ☣️☣️☣️☣️. RELEASED ON THE “WORLD’S POPULATION,” 🌎🌎🌎🌎. WHICH IS CONTINUING TO “MUTATE”, 🦠🦠🦠🦠. NOW WHAT WERE ON THE #5 MUTATION, ??????? WHY DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU CALL THE DOCTORS OFFICE WHEN YOUR SICK, THEY MAKE IT A POINT TO SEE ABOUT YOU HAVING A “CHINESE CRUD TEST”, ??????? THE “C.D.C.” AKA “CERTIFIABLY DIABOLICAL COMMIES”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 ARE TRACKING IT FOR THE “GOVERNMENT”, !!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU GOT SICK BEFORE THERE WAS NO “FLU” TEST, NO “BRONCHITIS TEST” ETC. YOU WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE GOT CHECKED AND WERE PRESCRIBED AN ANTIBIOTIC, 💊💊💊💊, END OF FUCKING STORY, !!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU GOT GROUPS OF YOU “DEMO-RAT FUNDED IDIOTS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. STARTING YOUR CRAP, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT IS THESE “COMMIE DEMO-RAT CRIMINALS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. ARE “VERY WORRIED” ABOUT THEIR “CRIMINAL EXISTENCE”, 😳😳😳😳, WHEN “DONALD TRUMP” GETS BACK IN OFFICE, 👌👌👌👌. I DON’T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO UNDERSTAND THE “FINANCIAL STABILITY”, 💰💰💰💰, UNDER “DONALD TRUMP”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸, AND THE “FINANCIAL INSTABILITY”, 💸💸💸💸, UNDER “COMMIE JOE”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳. WHY DON’T YOU “FUCKING BRAINWASHED IDIOTS”, 🧠🧠🧠🧠, WISE UP, !!!!!!!!!! “DONALD TRUMP” IN “2024”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.

          The good ‘ol days Mario64

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            This is exactly what happened to me on this very level for my 120th star in 1997. I convinced my parents to throw a party after church on a Sunday evening. A bunch of my friends and their parents were over that night, I saved the last star to achieve the 120 in front of everyone.... well I fell right after I hit 100 coins and the star appeared. As a 10 year old child, this was devastating! I remember running to my room in shame. My mom came in a few minutes later and told me to not give up and that everyone is rooting for you (which they were just all adults enjoying time together, most didn't really care, but my friends did lol). I went down there and on the next attempt I got the 100 coins, the star and completed Mario 64 with 120 stars and everyone was excited to meet Yoshi at the top of the castle. This memory will never leave my mind. The good 'ol days.