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    Wealth. Fame. Power.

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      Its from the opening scene of One Piece where the narrator gives a brief intro to its premise. 

      Wealth, fame, power.
Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the
World had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas.
“You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered
Together in one place. Now you just have to find it! ”
These words lured men to the grand line, pursuing dreams greater than they
Ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great pirate era. 
      Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had everything in this world... The Pirate King, Gold Roger. The great treasure he left behind, One Piece has opened the curtain on a grand era! It is a time when eager pirates set sail, battle, and become great! The Great Age of Pirates!words he spoke drove countless men out to sea. And so men set sights on the Grand Line, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
      Come aboard, and bring along
All your hopes and dreams
Together we will find everything
That we're looking for
ONE PIECE!
Compass left behind
It'll only slow us down
Your heart will be your guide
Raise the sails, and take the helm
That legendary place
That the end of the map reveals
Is only legendary
'Till someone proves it real
Through it all, through all the troubled times
Through the heartache, and through the pain
Know that I will be there to stand by you
Just like I know you'll stand by me!
So come aboard, and bring along
All your hopes and dreams
Together we will find everything
That we're looking for
There's always room for you
If you wanna be my friend
We are, we are, on the cruise!
WE ARE!

      What the slippery slope did you just say to me you little strawman?

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        What the slippery slope did you just say to me you little strawman? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in appealing to emotion, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on loaded questions. I am trained in fallacy warfare and I'm the top debater in my entire high school. You are nothing to me but just another bandwagon. I will attack your character instead of engaging with your argument with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my anecdotes. You think you can get away with making logically sound arguments over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of trolls across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for our fallacies, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call logic. You're no fucking scotsman, kid. I can be ambiguous anywhere, anytime, and I can derail your discussion in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my false cause. Not only am I extensively trained in irrational argumentation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the r/politics comment section and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable argument of the continent, you little Texas sharpshooter. If only you could have known what unholy middle ground your little "logical" argument was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking burden of proof. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're begging the question, you black or white idiot. I will shit ad hominem all over you and you will appeal to nature in it. Tu quoque, kiddo.

        Wish there was more hentai of Ranni

          Ranni from Elden Ring
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          Wish there was more hentai of Ranni. I’ve seen it all. I’ve dedicated more of my love to Ranni than the Tarnished did. Even thinking of Ranni has made me incredibly Hornsenty and have pulled out my Dark Moon Greatsword to start spamming R1 until it all turns to 2 nobodies fighting over nothing at the end of the world, John Darksoul says ‘Hand it over. That thing. Your darksoul.’ And it all fades to green. Please mark this post NSFW to prevent this from happening again to a poor, helpless soul like old Lonesome Gavlan.

          Literally unplayable. I’m deleting World of tanks blitz and quitting the game forever.

            World of Tanks copypasta
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            Literally unplayable. I'm deleting World of tanks blitz and quitting the game forever. I can't believe Wor Gyamung would make such a horrible and embarrassing mistake. Shameful. Absolutely shameful. I don't know how he could ever look at his family in the eyes ever again after this. World of tanks blitz has truly fallen from grace, and there's no saving it. How pathetic. Worst game ever created by mankind. It's an achievement really. I'm just so disappointed that Gar Wayming would ever do this. I remember thinking about how cool they were when I was a small child, but I guess all good things eventually come to an end in this cruel world we live in. In fact, I don't think I want to live in this world anymore. Not in the same world as this game. Goodbye. Those will be my last words.

            Girl, are you a book…

              Girl, are you a book…

…Cause i wanna open you on a desk, linger my eyes over you, try flipping a page, get a paper cut, get mad and slam you shut, throw you against the wall, pick you back up, try to read you, skip over some letters because of my dyslexia, get upset that im a iPad baby and cant read, start crying because i cant read, then cry my self to sleep.