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i watched this movie and when i looked at the lady to my left my cock started bubbling and foaming

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    i watched this movie and when i looked at the lady to my left my cock started bubbling and foaming like mentos in coca cola. everyone in the theater stared in shock as my manhood began to convulse and expand like a high school chemical reaction gone wrong except all the chemicals in my body wanted to immediately splurge on this lady and get 13 others pregnant in the crossfire. 9/10 movie plot was pretty nice although it sometimes felt a bit corny 

    Stop posting Bladee falling off the stage please guys.

      Let’s not contribute to this
      
      Stop posting bladee falling off the stage please guys. It’s not funny, it’s sad and it’s not the light we want to hold him in. If you are a fan you wouldn’t want to promulgate this sort of media or give it any more attention that it has already gotten and shame on everyone who has posted it for some clout online. We should be promoting his triumphs not these moments of weakness, so please be compassionate, don’t post it and if you see a post of it, urge the person to delete it or report it.

      CP2077 Netrunner “own a musket for home defense”

        Cyberpunk 2077 version of Own a musket for home defense

        Its a variation of the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to Cyberpunk 2077 specifically a netrunner build.

        I own a Militech Canto Mk.6, since I got it after zeroing a 'borged-out deckhead chick and her robospider. Four corpo gonks break into my megabuilding apartment. "Bad choice, chooms," As I load up Reboot Optics and Blackwall Gateway quickhacks on the first scopsucker. Light the second punk on fire with my Psalm 11:6 D5 Copperhead, he's dead in seconds. Draw my smart pistol Skippy on the third man, miss him entirely because he is behind the couch and I can't get a lock. I have to resort to my monowire loaded with a Cripple Movement quichack, "Die, Arasaka scum!" the monowire shreds the the fourth man while the first collapses screaming, corrupted by Blackwall AI. Grab Johnny's Malorian pistol and fire at the last corporat. He dies in seconds from the barrage since .577 rounds don't fuck around. Just as Morgan Blackhand would have intended. 

        Google En Passant

          The original post on Reddit that started the en passant joke
          The original post that started the en passant meme

          How the en passant joke started

          The “Google en passant. Holy hell” meme came from a Reddit post of OP accusing their opponent of cheating when in fact it was just an en passant move by the pawn. A user then responded with “Google en passant” and afterwards OP replied back with “Holy hell”. Both comments became a joke within the chess community and is often copy pasted with the the context changed.

          I’m playing against a cheater AI on chess.com

          I had my pawn at f4 and his pawn was e4. So one next to the other.

          His next move he moved the pawn to f3 and f4 pawn was gone.

          I got images but don’t know how to post them.

          En Passant response pasta

          Google en passant
          Holy hell
          new response just dropped
          actual zombie
          Call the exorcist!
          ???
          bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
          Queen sacrifice anyone?
          pawn storm incoming!
          Google dementia

          En passant response flowchart

          Full Google En Passant flowchart

          Rabies

            Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats.
            
            Let me paint you a picture.
            
            You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode.
            
            Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed.
            
            Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.)
            
            You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something.
            
            The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms.
            
            It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache?
            
            At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure.
            
            (The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done).
            
            There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate.
            
            Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead.
            
            So what does that look like?
            
            Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles.
            
            Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala.
            
            As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later.
            
            You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts.
            
            You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache.
            
            You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family.
            
            You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you.
            
            Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours.
            
            Then you die. Always, you die.
            
            And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you.
            
            Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over.
            
            So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)

            Response to moral policing on fandoms

              I’ve been seeing this discussion lately across all fandoms & I think there needs to be a serious conversation about fiction vs reality & the fear that imagination = endorsement. In defense of taboo: The myth that media creates monsters, discomfort ≠ endorsement, a thread 🧵
              
              1. I worry that with the rise of the internet, algorithm-driven micro-cultures, and the return of puritanical values, many people are losing the ability to distinguish between fiction and reality. This has serious implications for how we consume and interpret media.
              
              2. If you think fictional depictions of "bad things"—whether romanticized or not—are equivalent to endorsing such behavior, I urge you to reflect. Fiction operates in a moral space SEPARATE from real life. It isn't bound by the same rules of legality or ethics.
              
              3. Ask yourself: Why do you assume that consuming "dark media" promotes or condones real-world harm? Why is your first thought that encountering a taboo topic in fiction will lead to its normalization or practice in reality?
              
              4. The very existence of taboo themes in fiction highlights their recognition as unacceptable in real life. Both creators and consumers understand this distinction. If you cannot make this distinction, you are consuming media that is above your weight, and you are not ready for it.
              
              5. (And before you say: but what about kids! kids could read this! they don’t have the wherewithal to distinguish fact from fiction!
              
                  5a. You completely underestimate the ability of a child to consume and decipher media
              
                  5b. Warnings, tagging, rating systems, u/CommonSense Media exist
              
                  5c. The onus is on parents to monitor their child’s media consumption activities online & in real life—it is NOT the creator’s responsibility to ensure the material stays out of children’s hands nor is it their responsibility to consider potential child consumers when creating it
              
              6. If your immediate reaction to taboo content—kink, violence, or other dark topics—is “This perpetuates harm,” consider this: does your discomfort with such fiction reveal more about your fears or biases than about the media itself?
              
              7. Fiction is a space for exploration, imagination, and sometimes discomfort. But discomfort ≠ danger. If you fear that consuming certain media will lead to real-world harm, perhaps the issue lies not with the media but with how you’re processing it.
              
              8. Research has consistently shown that consuming media about “bad things” doesn’t lead to real-world harm.
                  -People who play first-person shooter games don’t become school shooters
                  -True crime listeners don’t turn into serial killers
                  -Fanfic readers don’t act on taboo scenarios
              
              9. Fiction provides a space to engage with complex ideas and emotions, safely removed from real-world consequences. It’s not a blueprint for behavior, nor should it be treated as such.
              
              10. Blurring the line between fiction and reality undermines the power of storytelling. Creative expression shouldn't be policed based on fears of what‼️might‼️ happen.
              
              11. Instead, we should trust individuals to navigate narratives responsibly. Stories challenge, provoke, and expand our understanding of human experience. Let fiction remain fiction.
              
              12. All of that is to say: scrutinize what you consume, why you consume it and why you enjoy it, but do not conflate consumption with endorsement.
               
              And if all else fails, just remember: if you don’t like it, don’t read it. /end 🧵