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I breeded my puppyboy and now he wants my cummies

    Hello, i am in a relationship with this guy named Tony, i found about his puppy play love, and because i also love it we started doing some. I love when he is in puppy mode, every time he sees me he starts to bark and showing me his tummy to snuggle it. It's been going on for a couple of weeks and i love hugghing him and making him baths, but yesterday, something happened. I was sleeping on the couch and he was waiting me patiently to wake up like i used to train him, after waiting for almost thirty minutes he started jumping and giving me lickies, so i woke up... but i was horny, too horny, i watched his eyes, then i grabbed his neck and violently bent him over on the couch, he started whimpering, probably thinking he did something bad, but his master was just going to breed him, got all fours and inserted my rock hard dick inside his twinky puppy ass, he started groaning in pleasure while his dick were humping the couch, leaking wet thick puppy precum. I got harder, and harder, he started to moan until his dick cummed hands-free, not before my white load shot inside his ass. Now, when he's horny, he just shows me his butt, sometimes opening it to show his hole... i can't resist the urge to breed him, more and more, while i call him a good pup... but i am also a bit sad, because i see him as my little pup when he is in puppy mode rather than an human, is this considerable zoophilia? I am not attracted to animals but... him... he's a real puppy, and i want to breed him so bad...

    I haven’t had “normal” sex with my wife in over a year now. Only pegging and oral. I don’t miss it.

      Pegging was actually my wife’s idea not mine. I was kind of hesitant at first but I figured why not try it I only live once. The first time was amazing. I was so tight she could barely fit it in me but with tons of lube and foreplay I took all 8 inches my first time. The moment I felt her strap on hit my prostate I almost came on the spot. Then she started slowly rocking her hips and making the tip grind on it. I’d never felt anything like it. Before I knew it she was pounding me so hard I had tears in my eyes. My legs were shaking I had my face buried in the pillow then suddenly the immense pleasure doubled and I had the most powerful orgasm of my entire life. My eyes crossed, my legs started spasming and I started practically yelling cries of pleasure. Then she pulled out of me and I just laid there twitching and panting on the bed. Feeling almost on the verge of cumming again just by existing. Now years later this is the only way we have sex 99% of the time with me eating her out then her pounding me, pulling my hair, biting my neck etc. I haven’t put my penis inside of my wife in at least a year at this point and I don’t even care.

      I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Lae’zel.

        Lae'zel from BG3 copypasta
        I try to replace her with Karlach. Lae'zel does more damage. I respec Shadowheart into Tempest Cleric. Lae'zel still does more damage. I try to swap in Gale; but Lae'zel does more damage. I want to test out Wyll. His best team has Lae'zel.

I try to pass a dialogue check to save a frightened orphan from a fire. I fail. Lae'zel, with 8 charisma, uses Astral Knowledge and becomes profecient in Persuasion. She convinces the orphan that the fire builds character.

I try to use Jump on Lae'zel. She grabs me by the throat. "I don't need your pitiful magic, Revrykal." She uses Enhanced Leap to reach and kill the three archers trying to ambush us with 6 of her 17 attacks that turn. She then uses Misty Step to teleport back and kill the barbarian charging us with another 2 strikes.

We are surrounded by a group of angry frost elementals. I prepare a fireball. "Tsk'va", she says, "I don't need this spell." She removes Fireball from my spellbook and replaces it with Haste; I'm forced to use it on her. She nods to herself. "Better."

Astarion is dying. I open up my alchemy satchel to try and craft a health potion but the only ingredients in my bag are for potions of speed. "You just need to funnel all your resources into giving me more attacks," Lae'zel says, "Vampires are already undying."

We reach a bridge containing so many traps that the bridge itself has began to sink. Lae'zel fails to disarm the first trap. "Guess this is the end", she says, summoning her Mage Hand. She uses her Mage Hand to throw me into the middle of the bridge. As every trap begins to explode around me, there is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, Githyanki pride. What a cruel world.

        The original pasta was “I’m so tired of Xiangling” from Genshin

        cum in my pocket

          cum in pocket is a nod to spaghetti in pocket
          imagine a girl was jerking you off and she's like "cum in my pocket" and you're like “what" but you have no time to think and she just holds open the front pocket of her jeans and like aims your dick at it and you bust a fat nut in her pocket. what if that happened

Would you be mad at me. I mean her

          My gf’s breast stink

            It was a normal day and me and my gf met up at my house. Sooner or later we began to cuddle. When I went to lay my head on her chest I smelt a devious oder.

It smelled like a rotten corpse mixed with expired milk.

I then got up and went to the bathroom. What should I do? How do u tell her?

UPDATE: I told her and it didn't go well at first. She was very sad that I told her she smelt bad since that's one of her biggest fears, but once she smelt herself she understood what I was saying.

She said she took an everything shower and didnt know what the problem was. We then checked my house and found nothing so we walked to her house that she just newly moved into and began to smell the oder once again.

We continued to walk until we got to her bedroom to where the oder was at its peak. We searched but couldn't find the source until my gf found a small crack in the wall from which to oder was pouring out. I took my phone flashlight and looked through the wall to find what looked like an eye ball.

We jumped back in horror and she called her parents and siblings to come over just incase. Soon me, my gf, her 2 younger brothers, her mother, and her father were there. Her father began to tear through the wall in which dust partials poured from it. Then there it was, a carcass fell out the wall onto the floor.

Horrified her mother frantically pushed her brothers out the room and called the cops. Rn were waiting for them to arrive but atleast we found the source of it all😅

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