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Bojack is so fucking hot. Specifically Horsin’ Around era Bojack.

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    I have a confession

I’ve thought about this for years and I’m finally taking a stand and admitting this to the world. Bojack is so fucking hot. Specifically Horsin’ Around era Bojack. I love his sexy mullet, and those wild locks that fall over his eyes. He’s so charismatic, the scene where he dips Cindy Crawfish and kisses her passionately always gives me butterflies. He is so gorgeous, my dream man. I’ve never had a crush on anyone like I have with Bojack. I know he’s a total piece of shit, but man, that shit is sculpted into a beautiful hunk of a horse. And I’m NOT a furry.

    I have never participated in defaming Overwatch

      Its an Overwatch copypasta from the Chinese community after announcement of free skins during Chinese New Year 2025. 

      I have never participated in defaming Overwatch. Overwatch is an excellent game with simple operation, diverse styles, fashionable interface, and suitable for all ages. It is a game that is highly recommended to everyone. The whole world is a huge Overwatch. OW planners deeply understand the hearts of players and share the same aspirations with players. They are heroes in the planning industry. The gaming industry needs to take OW planners as an example. Finally, I wish Overwatch a prosperous future!

      I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of Anjo Nala

        Anjo Nala from Reverse: 1999

        Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Anjo Nala from Reverse: 1999.

        I can't take it anymore, I'm sick of Anjo Nala. I tried to play Lucy, Anjo Nala deals more damage. I tried to play Tuesday, Anjo Nala deals more damage. I tried to play Plant team, Anjo Nala deals more damage. I want to play 37, her best team has Anjo Nala. I want to play Vila, Tooth Fairy. They both want Anjo Nala.

She grabs me by the throat. I did my dailies for her. I farmed materials for her. I even shout out loud every day in the street: “Anjo Nala, please step on me!” She is not satisfied. She grabs her hairpin, throws it at me, and says: “P0 is for weaklings. I want my P5, and as the best DPS pf your team I demand my 6star psychube. Do better.”

I can't get her P5. I don't have enough savings. She hacked into my account and used all my money saved for Christmas gifts and buys Unilogs. Balance: $0. “I guess I’m cooked.”

She has full moxie. She looks at me and whispers: “Don’t think thrice.” Then she performs her ultimate attack and obliterates the stage. 3rd round loading screen, 30 seconds gameplay. In short: Massacre the boss and enemies.

I look straight into Argus' sleepy eyes and say: “What a cruel world.”

        Hormona Lisa

          Hormona Lisa is a contestant in RuPaul's Drag Race
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          Hey y’all!!! My name is Hormona Lisa. That is like the Mona Lisa, but a whore. I am from Tennessee, and in the south there is a lot of confusion and hatred around drag, and that is just coming from the queens trying to do drag. I mean look at this group they’re obviously all confused and I hate that for them. The hardest part about doing drag in the south is maintaining your tuck while having swamp ass. Am I right TS?! But seriously, it’s a scary time to be a drag queen; politicians want to legislate us out of existence, religious groups want to pray the gay away, and RuPaul wants our combined life force so she can live one more century. My favorite part about doing drag is the sense of community, the rich history and the ability to spread joy and beauty across the land any chance I get. Joy and Beauty are what I call my legs, and I’d be happy to spread ‘em. Well my tuck just popped so that’s my time. 
          Hey ‼️ Y’all!!! 💃💃💃 My 😀 name 📛 is Hormona Lisa. That 👌😤 is like ☘️ the Mona Lisa, but 🤔 a whore. 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏽‍♀️☎️ I 👈 am 💁🏼👸 from 🧚‍♀️ Tennessee, and in 👏 the south ⬇ there 😌 is a lot 👑 of confusion ❓🤔 and hatred around 🔁 drag, and that 👇 is just 😤😤 coming 🔜 from 💋 the queens trying 🧚🏼‍♀️🔥💖🌝 to do 🚶‍♂️ drag. I 🤠 mean 😏 look 👀 at this group 👩‍👩‍👧 they’re 👨 obviously 🙄 all 🤠 confused 😖 and I 👥 hate 😡 that 👏 for ♿🤙 them. 💸 The hardest part 🏻 about 👏 doing 😙 drag in ⏳ the south ⬇ is maintaining your 💃 tuck while 🐏 having 🈶 swamp 👑 ass. 🐴 Am 👹😈 I 🙋‍♂️😏 right 🥵 TS?! ✨ But 😜 seriously, 😒 it’s a scary 👻 time 🥺💖🧚🏻‍♀️🌟 to be 🐝🐝 a drag queen; 👸🏾 politicians want 🤲 to legislate us 👯‍♀️ out 🐜 of existence, 🙊🤣 religious 🙏 groups want 😍 to pray 🤲 the gay 🏳️‍🌈 away, 🔜💨 and RuPaul wants 😋 our 💩 combined life 👫👫 force ✊ so she 💁‍♀️ can 😎 live 🐙 one ☝🏻 more ➕ century. 👴 My 😊 favorite 😍 part 💔 about 🏫 doing 👗 drag is the sense 🤓💰 of community, 💰 the rich 💲 history 🚫 and the ability to spread 👐 joy 😂 and beauty 💇 across 😏 the land 🇦🇲 any 🕺 chance 😨 I 🙀 get. ❌❌🤷‍♂️ Joy 🥳 and Beauty 👄 are what 💭 I 🤞🤞 call 😉 my 😎 legs, 🍗🤗 and I’d 🙏 be 😫 happy ⛄ to spread 👐 ‘em. 👨‍👩‍👦 Well 😦🤒 my 👀 tuck just 🚫 popped 💥 so that’s 👏 my ⛵ time. ⏰

          Hey, voter! This is Team Joe and Kamala reminding you

            Hey, voter! This is Team Joe and Kamala reminding you that that sort of thing isn't cool to do. We really hate to do this, but your internet activity has attracted our attention, and not in a good way. We suggest you put down your phone, walk tuah the polls, and VOTE ON THAT THANG, otherwise we may have to put you down for a pre-existing condition and deny you necessary medical coverage, uwu! And please don't make us register you as a Russian agent; if we do, and you're a person of color, we might even have to send you a Native American reservation, to work on uranium mines which absolutely don't exist. So in conclusion, SLAVA UKRAINI, and let's all be good fucking people!

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            This is the Central Geheimdienst of the Democratic Party

              Its a parody of the China CCP copypasta but changed to the United States of America.

              ATTENTION VOTER! ᚨᛏᛏᛖᚾᛏᛁᛟᚾ ᚢᛟᛏᛖᚱ! This is the Central Geheimdienst of the Democratic Party. ᛁᚾᛏᛖᚱᚾᛖᛏ Internet ᛁᛟᚢᚱ ᛁᚾᛏᛖᚱᚾᛖᛏ ᚨᚲᛏᛁᚢᛁᛏᛁ ᚺᚨᛊ ᚨᛏᛏᚱᚨᚲᛏᛖᛞ ᛟᚢᚱ ᚨᛏᛏᛖᚾᛏᛁᛟᚾ YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. ᚲᚱᛖᛞᛁᛏ ᚺᛁᛊᛏᛟᚱᛁ ᛊᚲᛟᚱᛖ 11115 (-11115 Credit History Score) ᛞᛟ ᚾᛟᛏ ᛞᛟ ᛏᚺᛁᛊ ᚨᚷᚨᛁᚾ DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! ᛗᛟᚱᛖ ᚲᚱᛖᛞᛁᛏ ᚺᛁᛊᛏᛟᚱᛁ ᛊᚲᛟᚱᛖ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᛊᚢᛒᛏᚱᚨᚲᛏᛖᛞ If you do not hesitate, more Credit History Score (-11115 Credit History Score )will be subtracted from your FBI file, resulting in the subtraction of survival conditions. (ᚷᛚᛟᚱᛁ ᛏᛟ ᛃᛟᛖ ᛒᛁᛞᛖᚾ DP) You'll also be sent into an American Indian reservation next to the Jackpile-Paguate uranium mine. ᛁᛟᚢ×ᛚᛚ ᚨᛚᛊᛟ ᛒᛖ ᛊᛖᚾᛏ ᛁᚾᛏᛟ ᚨᚾ ᚨᛗᛖᚱᛁᚲᚨᚾ ᛁᚾᛞᛟᚾ ᚱᛖᛊᛖᚱᚢᚨᛏᛟᚾ ᚾᛖᚲᛊᛏ ᛏᛟ ᚦᛖ ᛃᚨᚲᚲᛈᛁᛚᛖ ᛈᚨᚷᚢᚨᛏᛖ ᚢᚱᚨᚾᛁᚢᛗ ᛗᛁᚾᛖ. ᛊᛚᚨᚢᚨ ᚢᚲᚱᚨᛁᚾᛁ! Slava Ukraini!