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Folks, let me tell you, the base set of Pokémon TCG, the original, the classic, it’s the best

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    Folks, let me tell you, the base set of Pokémon TCG, the original, the classic, it’s the best. It’s the best, believe me. You’ve got your Charizards, your Blastoises, your Venusaurs, all the greats. They’re iconic, absolutely iconic. Kids today, they don’t know. They don’t understand how amazing the base set was.

Now, you look at these modern sets, right? They’ve got all these new Pokémon, I can’t even pronounce half their names. It’s like they just keep adding more and more, and it’s confusing, folks. It’s not the same. They’ve got all these fancy holographics, these ultra rares, hyper rares, whatever they call them. It’s too much, it’s over the top. It’s not the same charm, not the same magic.

Back in the day, when you pulled a holographic Charizard, it was incredible. It was like winning the lottery. Now, they’ve got all these gimmicks, these GX, EX, VMAX, who knows what else. It’s too complicated. The base set was simple, straightforward, and that’s what made it great. You had 151 Pokémon, you could collect them all. Now, there’s like a thousand. How are you supposed to catch them all, folks?

And the artwork, the original artwork, it was beautiful. Ken Sugimori, remember that name, he’s a genius. The new cards, they’re flashy, sure, but they don’t have the same heart. They don’t have the same soul. The base set had personality. It had character. It was something special.

So, we need to go back to basics, folks. We need to appreciate the classics. The base set is where it all started, and it’s still the best. Nothing compares. Not these modern sets with their bells and whistles. The base set is timeless, and it will always be the greatest. Believe me.

    I fucking hate simps so much

      I fucking hate simps so much. Those dumb fucking libtard simp cucks. Imagine simping for any fucking woman, let alone a libtard OnlyFans thot. You're over here edging to some sub-5 roastie until you're the colour of a Grimace shake, while I've been mewing and jelqing for the past 5 years to become more skibidi. Now, while you're STILL shilling her OnlyFans, I am such a based and redpilled gigachad sigma rizzler that have multiple level-10-gyatt Livvy Dunne lookalikes guzzling my glizzy on the regular.

And I can see you malding from your gooncave in the chat right now, saying that all my yapping is just capping, but that copium is about to run out. Peep the board. It's up to 10 kills already and I just wiped out tomato town. Now I'm locked in and on my way to collect the final Fanum tax, yet here you are without a chug jug.

You're cooked, beta. This is the end of the grind for you. You can either griddy towards the nearest rickety stool and ropemaxx or suffer the full extent of the brutal
mogging that's about to take place. Either way, it's time to get this ratioed.

      I just watched your videos and I can say with 100% certainty that you are using an aim assist software.

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        inrivals

        A mod of r/rivals accused someone else of cheating after seeing his Punisher gameplay. He said he was 100% sure and locked the post and the comment. The comment then became a meme and is used as a joke whenever someone posts a gameplay clip.

        I just watched your videos and I can say with 100% certainty that you are using an aim assist software.

Keep it off this subreddit. If I see it again you'll be banned.

I'm not going to delete this post because I find it funny you think you can convince us you're legit

        Fucking god damn…Bigger tits he says…5th tit revision in a row

          "Fucking god damn...Bigger tits he says...5th tit revision in a row, not thicc enough he says make them biGGER. As if giving her two planets for an ass wasn't enough....Bigger tits I caNT BELIE-" 
          Fucking god damn...bigger tits he says...5th tit revision in a row, not thicc enough he says make them biGGER. As if giving her two planets for an ass wasn't enough....bigger tits I caNT BELIE-

          Chewbacca defense

            South Park Chewbaca defense script

            It came from an episode of South Park S02 “Chef Aid” where the criminal defense lawyer tries to confuse the jury rather than refute the case of the prosecutor.

            I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

            >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe

              Anon ask if the gym is based or cringe

              Its from a 4chan post where Anon asks the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe. This is a classic greentext copypasta that has produced many different variations.

              Based or cringe

              >looking for a new gym
>ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe
>she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"
>buy a membership
>it's cringe

              Creepy or wet

              Anon ask if the gym is creepy or wet

              The “creepy or wet” version came when someone (allegedly) had an AI generate some greentexts. The AI spit out the exact same text as the original, except instead of “based or cringe” it said “creepy or wet.” So, it hadn’t actually generated something original, just replaced two words on an old greentext that it had been trained on. But that version of the meme somehow became more popular than the original.

              >looking for a new gym
>ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
>she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"
>buy a membership
>it's wet