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Hassan Piker – When you were partying I studied dialectical materialism

    Its an edited image of Hassan Piker’s story in Instagram by a hater. The caption is a satire of the infamous “While you were partying I studied the blade” copypasta.

    When you were partying
I studied dialectical materialism

When you were getting married and starting a family 
I mastered the socialist grift

While you wasted your days goofing and gaffing
I cultivated an audience,of leftist slacktivists who pay for my porsche

And now that the world is on fire and Trump is in office you have the audacity to question my going to Gaza?

    I’m sick of Gallagher

      Gallagher copypasta from HSR

      Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Gallagher from Honkai Star Rail.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Gallagher. I try to play DoT. My Huohuo doesn’t generate enough SP. I try to play Mydei. My Luocha doesn’t heal enough. I want to play mono-quantum. Gallagher has better buff with Sacerdos. I want to play Acheron, her best team has Gallagher. I want to play Aglaea, The Herta, Firefly, Yunli, Feixiao, etc… They ALL want Gallagher.

He grabs me by the throat. I save Penacony for him. I run the bar for him. I take care of his pet. He isn't satisfied. I pull Scent Alone Stays True. "I don't need this much BE" He tells me. "Give me more team comps." He grabs Lingsha and throw her into The Shackling Prison. "You will never have to pull for another sustain again, I’m all you need".

I want to pull for new characters, I have the jades. He confiscate my credit card. He looks at the other sustains. “This is only the beginning." He grabs Sleepie. He says "Sleepie, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, LC abuse. What a cruel universe.
      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Gallagher. I try to play Bailu. My Gallagher heals more. I try to play Lingsha. My Gallagher gives more SP. I try to play Luocha. My Gallagher heals more and gives more SP. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has Gallagher. I want to play Archeron, Robin. They both want Gallagher.

He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I salvage. I give him Self-Modelling resin. He isn't satisfied. I craft a piece. "I don't need this much BE" He tells me. "Give me more SPD." He grabs every 4* healers and throw them to irrelevancy. "You just need to give me QPQ. I can give more energy than HuoHuo."

I can't pull for QPQ, I have skill issue. He grabs my account to clear MOC. It fails. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Prydwen. He says "Prydwen, get them." There is no hint of emotion in his eyes. Nothing but pure, cruel data sheets of just how much he is the swiss army of HSR. What a cruel world.

      any female born after 1993

        Eat Hot Chip and Lie
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        any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
        Any girl born after 2006 can't cook. All they know is, accai bowl, charge they Chakra, work, be sigmasexual, eat detox tea and lie

        Northernlion Sisyphus speech

          Northernlion Sisyphus copypasta
          the Sisyphus clip

          Its a motivational speech by Notherlion while playing as Sisyphus and pushing a boulder. The speech changes from positive to negative depending on whether the boulder is going up or down. The clip has became a meme and was made into a copypasta by his fans.

          Lock in. Lock in. Get it twisted, if you can lock in you can do anything. Get it twisted, your actions impact nothing, your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to, the world is a playground designed for YOU and only YOU to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. GET IT TWISTED. YOU ARE A PAWN IN A UNIVERSE CHESS MATCH. YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD (IF THEY EVEN EXIST) YOU'RE A ROUNDING ERROR YOU ARE TWO PENNIES ON A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY'S BALANCE SHEET, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST. GET IT TWISTED. EVERYBODY GETS WHAT THEY DESERVE IN THIS LIFE, IF YOU PUT IN EFFORT, YOU CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING. SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER PEOPLE. GET IT TWISTED. THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING YOUR BIRTH DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER! 
          Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker) 
          Get it twisted— if you lock in, you can do anything. Motherfucker...get it twisted, your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you, to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth... when you fall asleep, nothing can st— okay, GET IT TWISTED, you are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God, if they even exist, you're a— a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet. They don't care about you in the slightest— get it twisted, everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people— GET IT TWISTED, THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING... YOUR BIRTH... DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS, AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, Y- YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER!!

          Disco Elysium version

          VOLITION: Lock in, lock in. Get it Harrier? If you lock in you can do anything.

HALF-LIGHT: Motherfucker...

RHETORIC: Get it, Harrier? Your actions impact nothing.

REACTION SPEED: Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it.

SAVOIR FAIRE: You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is your playground for you, and only you, to achieve your highest-level ambitions.

COMPOSURE: If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth before you fall asleep nothing can stop you.

RHETORIC: GET IT, HARRIER?! You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God - if they even exist. You're a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet, they don't care about you in the slightest.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Get it, Harrier? Everyone gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything.

SAVOIR FAIRE: Successful people are better people. GET IT, HARRIER?! The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. Your own level of education, your attitude, your friends, your network, your business, your credentials...

HALF-LIGHT: MOTHERFUCKER!

          Sisyphus

          Get it twisted
If you lock in you can do anything

Get it twisted
Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is
predetermined. The only thing you can change is
your reaction to it

Get it twisted
You can do anything you set your mind to. The
world is a playground designed for you and only you
to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait
90 minutes to wake up to drink your first cup of
coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your
mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you

Get it twisted
You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean
nothing to God, if they even exist. You’re a rounding
error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500
company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you
in the slightest

Get it twisted
Everyone gets what they deserve in life. If you put
effort in you can achieve anything. Successful people
are better people

Get it twisted
The circumstances surrounding your birth
determine where you are going to go. Nothing else
matters at all. Your own level of education. Your
attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your
business. Your credentials

Motherfucker

- Ryan Letourneau

          Nagoriyuki Onigiri

            Nagoriyuki on Onigiri

            It’s Nagoriyuki’s taunt voicelines from Guilty Gear: Strive

            Your fundamentals are flawed. Strong emotions or motivations may only lend you immense strength for a time. But those with unfaltering foundations are able to respond to such momentary, explosive power with ease. Furthermore, what keeps such foundations solidly intact is food. This? This is an onigiri, a nutritious food that has been eaten in the far East since ancient times. I can tell you more about onigiri when we have a free moment.

A single serving of onigiri provides energy, carbohydrates, protein, fat, calcium, vitamin b1, vitamin b2, iron, zinc, and fiber. One can add fillings to include additional sources of nutrients to their liking. In addition to energy sources that fuel the brain and body. It also includes nutrients to help maintain them and build muscle.

The great thing about onigiri is that they are highly portable and have a long shelf life, one does not need to be concerned about when and where to eat them, and they require no dishware to serve. Consuming one raises one's muscle glycogen levels, essential for a warrior heading to battle. They are also equipped to satisfy an empty stomach, this is because as the rice cools down, the starch grows resistant, making it harder to absorb into the body. In other words, it's an easy snack to avoid overeating, it's tasty too.

            I’m not going to read any comment that is this long.

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              Look, I have to be 100% honest with you. I'm not going to read any comment that is this long. There simply isn't enough spare time in the day. I could read a paragraph, maybe, sure, but I can't devote this much time to reading a comment when I should be working on the game, instead.