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    Today ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ“… is MAY DAY ๐Ÿ‘ทโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ท Most people ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฅ are forced to work ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ป for PROFIT ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’น๐Ÿ’น๐Ÿง but I would work ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ป for YOU ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ง because YOU'RE MY COMRADE ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ’‚โ—๏ธโ—๏ธ Send ๐Ÿ“จ๐Ÿ“ง to 5 comrades who appreciate ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘ your LABOR ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ”ง or be EXPLOITED ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿš“ by the BOURGEOISIE ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธโ—๏ธ
    HEY BAE ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸฅฐITS MAY DAY ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ› ๏ธtoday ๐Ÿ—“๏ธwe celebrate๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ the return ๐Ÿ”„of FERTILE๐Ÿชบ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ spring๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒป๐Ÿชท๐Ÿชป and look ๐Ÿ‘€ahead โžก๏ธto the HOT ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅWET ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆSUMMER ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿงด๐Ÿงด๐Ÿ’ฆbut more importantly โ€ผ๏ธtoday ๐Ÿ—“๏ธwe celebrate๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ WERKERS ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ› ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผmay day๐Ÿ’‹ is a WERKers ๐Ÿ’•โœจ๐Ÿฅตholiday ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰we celebrate ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณthose DIRTY COMMIES ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ› ๏ธwho fought๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ for labor rights ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅand gave us ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿผ 8๏ธโƒฃ-hour WERK ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ฆdays ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผso we donโ€™t ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธhave to CLOCK ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ in at the BOOTS ๐Ÿ‘ข๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅfactory ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜ซ ALL SLAY LONG ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿซฆ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆโœจโœจโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธand have no energy ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ชto gag ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆat the end ๐ŸŽฌso today ๐Ÿ—“๏ธmake sure ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธto SCROLL ON UR PHONE ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ“ณ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธโœจโœจ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•HALFASS A TASK ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆand SHIT ON COMPANY TIME๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ HAPPY BAE DAY MAY DAY๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿซฆโœจโœจโœจ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต
    TWERKERS ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘ทof the world ๐ŸŒescape from your BONDAGE โ›“๏ธ๐ŸชขToday ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ“… is MAY DAY ๐Ÿ‘ทโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ท Most people ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฅ are forced to work ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ป for BOSS DADDY who steals all the CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’น๐Ÿ’น๐Ÿง of their labor but I would work ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ป for YOU ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ง because YOUโ€™RE MY CUMRADE ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ’‚โ—๏ธโ—๏ธ TODAY is the day to JOIN your working clASS ๐Ÿ‘UNION ๐Ÿ‘ญand fight for your right to the fruits ๐ŸŽ of your LABEWHORE ๐Ÿ”จ. Send ๐Ÿ“จ๐Ÿ“ง to 10 AnarcHO FEMENISTS ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธwho appreciate ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘ your LABOR ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ”ง or be EXPLOITED ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿš“ by the BOURGEOISIE ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back you are a BOOT ๐Ÿ‘ข licking scab ๐Ÿฉน. If you get 5๏ธโƒฃback you are a SEXY ๐Ÿ†CUMMUNIST ๐ŸŽ…. If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back you are a BOMB BUSSY ๐Ÿ’ฃ throwing ANARCHO-sHOcialist! โš’๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ†
    ๐ŸŽŠ ๐Ÿฅณ Happy May Dayโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿฅณ ๐ŸŽŠ aka International ๐ŸŒŽ WERKers ๐Ÿ’… Day ๐Ÿ“†! Let's recognize ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ™ the HARD ๐Ÿ’Ž working ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ people who keep our CUMunities ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿค running ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ. The ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคฎ bosses ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž want to SCREW us ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ but we won't ๐Ÿšซ let it CUNTinue.๐Ÿ‘ฟBOSS MAKES A DOLLAR ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ฐ I MAKE A DIME ๐Ÿช™ THAT'S WHY I JERK IT ๐Ÿ†โœŠ ON COMPANY TIME โŒšโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅSo whether ๐Ÿซต you ๐Ÿซตare a CUMmunist ๐Ÿ˜ณ a sociaLICKS ๐Ÿ‘…an anarKISSED ๐Ÿ˜˜ or just an unfulFILLEd ๐Ÿ’ฆ worker ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ let's fly that red flag ๐Ÿšฉ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿด of freeDOM and tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ the ๐Ÿคฎ boss ๐Ÿ˜ก to GO FUCK HIMSELF ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•โ€ผ๏ธ Send ๐Ÿ’Œ ๐Ÿ“ฌ this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซถ work ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ฅ besties ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‘ฏ who are THIRSTY ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคค for a STRIKE โœ‹ ๐Ÿ‘ and say ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ข it's time โŒ›โฐโฑ๏ธ to ORGYnize!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค
    
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    HAPPY ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ MAY ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“… DAY ๐Ÿ˜ฉโค you dirty filthy SLUTS!!!! Today ๐Ÿ“† is ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ฉ MAAAAAAAY POOOOLE day ๐Ÿป aAaaahhhhh so โ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฏ letโ€™s get ๐ŸŒ our ho ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๏ธjos some ๐Ÿ‘จ HOE-STICKS ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ and dance around ๐Ÿ•ฅโœˆ the ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒŽ maypole until ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ’ฆ we ๐Ÿ‘จ๐ŸšŸ POPP-L and PEE ๐Ÿšฐ on ๐Ÿ‘‡ the ๐Ÿฝ grass now ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ•’ if ๐Ÿฟ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘† be good ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‡ little ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜ผ girls and โž•๐Ÿ’ฐ boys ๐Ÿป you can ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆ go pick some ๐Ÿ’ฏ flowers ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ง give daddy ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™ˆ tonight ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ด but ๐Ÿ™… if ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘ฆ you โ™‚๐Ÿ™ are a whorish SLUTTY ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ then ๐Ÿ”™ daddy will ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™ˆ beat ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š YOURSELF ๐Ÿ˜ until he bleeds ๐Ÿคซon ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ฐ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ tree ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŒฒ Send this to 10 other ๐Ÿ™Œ slutty ๐Ÿ’ง maidens if ๐Ÿ‘ you get 5 back,you have ๐Ÿ˜’ rotten STINKING ass ๐Ÿ‘ pussy ๐Ÿฑ and ๐Ÿ‡ will ๐Ÿ˜ฌ not find true ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒˆ love ๐Ÿ˜‡ until death parts you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ from ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ฐ your โ˜ shitty ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ stank ass ๐Ÿ‘ pussy if ๐Ÿ‘ if ๐Ÿ‘‰ 10 ๐Ÿ”ณ or ๐Ÿ’ more โž• get ๐Ÿ™Œ back? ๐Ÿ˜Œ Then ๐Ÿ†โ“ your HOEJOS are ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ legendary! ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž Get โ™€๐Ÿ˜ฉ ready ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ค for ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฅ some maypole action cause ๐Ÿ˜ฎ the โฌ†๐Ÿ‘‘ only thing โ›„๐Ÿ‘Œ this ๐ŸŽ„โ™‚ pole ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ is ๐Ÿ™… good ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Œ for ๐Ÿ˜Ž is fucking!! ๐Ÿ‘‰ 

    So we’re done like frfr? ๐Ÿ˜ข From cream pie to getting no reply ๐Ÿซ  From swallow to unfollow ๐Ÿ˜” From giving me head to leaving me on read ๐Ÿ’”

      So we're done like frfr? ๐Ÿ˜ข From cream pie to getting no reply ๐Ÿซ  From swallow to unfollow ๐Ÿ˜” From giving me head to leaving me on read ๐Ÿ’” How do you easily go from licking my balls to not taking my calls??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ 

      Extended cut

      So we're done like frfr? ๐Ÿ˜ข From cream pie to getting no reply ๐Ÿซ  From swallow to unfollow ๐Ÿ˜” From giving me head to leaving me on read ๐Ÿ’” From licking my balls to not taking my calls? ๐Ÿ˜ญ From hawk tuah to block tuah ๐Ÿฅ€ From suckin my cock to giving me a block ๐Ÿ˜ข From up the ass to a hard pass ๐Ÿ’” From doin' dat spit to not giving a shit ๐Ÿ˜ข From making you moan to leaving me alone ๐Ÿฅ€ I came, and eventually never knew my name.
      From doin' dat spit to not giving a shit 
      From hawk tuah to block tuah ๐Ÿฅ€
      From suckin my cock to giving me a block
      from up the ass to a hard pass
      Making you moan to leaving me alone ๐Ÿฅ€
      I came, and eventually never knew my name.

      It cannot be understated that normies are not people, they are cattle. Their opinions do not matter, they arenโ€™t real.

        It cannot be understated that normies are not people, they are cattle. Their opinions do not matter, they arenโ€™t real. Everything they believe is just parroting the slop that gets force fed to them from institutional astroturfing.
        
        Nobody actually likes Sabrina Carpenter. 
        Nobody actually likes Taylor Swift. 
        Nobody actually likes Spotify sponsored playlists and Top 40 radio tier slop.
        
        All of these basic bitch mocha frappuccino lifestyle surface level preferences are the result of taking the disposable livestock 80% of the population horde and placing them in front of a little box that tells them what to think every single week.
        
        There is a required number of instances in which an individual gets exposed to a meme, idea, or aesthetic before they adopt it as their own. The less intelligent or sentient the individual, the smaller their number becomes. The most basic level of โ€œpersonโ€ is at roughly 3-5 incidents of exposure before they decide they โ€œlikeโ€ something. 
        
        Thereโ€™s another number which defines their willingness to express their โ€œopinionโ€ to others. This number is how many other peers have expressed their approval of any particular thing. The lower the level of autonomy an individual has, the higher that number must be before they can comfortably risk judgement.
        
        Sometimes something is so basic, forced, and saturated that its comparative mediocrity creates a beacon by which to anchor statistical certainty when determining whether that things purveyors are actually human beings or not.
        
        Sabrina Carpenter is like a North Star which can be used to navigate whether or not a woman is sentient. If she likes Sabrina Carpenter beyond any bare mild enjoyment of formulaic pop slop, but rather to the point of being a Sabrinastan or expressing vocally how much she โ€œateโ€ and or how Sabrina has her โ€œgaggedโ€ then you can safely write her off as a nonperson.
        
        Sabrina Carpenter fans are not people. They are not even NPCs, theyโ€™re white noise. They are 2D holograms looping 5 second animations of standing up and cheering before sitting down again. They are vague 16 pixel blobs to be dispersed into a crowd of thousands, millions. 
        
        The existence of nonpeople serves to being an accoutrement to your life as background noise. When you interact with them, the sounds that come out of their mouth are generated by scripts. Their vocabulary consists of 200 words, farts, burps, and heavy breathing. Their emotions are a vague thin spectrum of discomforts and satisfactions. They see less colors than you can. Their understanding of the world extends to 2 mile radii before they have panic attacks.
        
        When youโ€™re friends with a nonperson, they have to do calculus in their heads on whether to respond to your messages. When you sleep with a nonperson, itโ€™s somehow more debasing than just masturbating. When you reproduce with a nonperson, you play roulette with God on whether your children have consciousness. When a nonperson dies, absolutely nothing changes in the world.
        
        Watching someone argue about Sabrina Carpenterโ€™s capacity for playing a Disney Princess is like sticking my head in a toilet bowl to listen to the water cooler gossip between the bacteria in a fresh shit I just took.

        Chicanery Oblivion

          Oblivon Chicanery copypasta

          Its the Chicanery copypasta but changed to the Oblivion remaster and Todd Howard. It was first posted on the Nirnposting group on FB which is an Elder Scrolls shitpost group.

          I am not crazy! I know he upped the frame rate and slapped it in Unreal Engine 5! I knew it was Oblivion spit-shined. Another one after the tenth re-release of Skyrim. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Michael Kirkbride to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Todd Howard! Are you telling me that Oblivion just happens to get remastered like that? No! He orchestrated it! Howard! He ALLOWED Skyrim anniversary Edition! And I forgave him! And I shouldn't have. I took the game into my library! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since Daggerfall, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of fantasy role-playing! But not our Todd! Couldn't be precious Todd! Making the same game! And he gets to be a Creative Director!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

          AKIRA – Kaneda’s Theme video description

            Its an unhinged video description for ‘AKIRA – Kaneda’s Theme‘ on Youtube that shows the uploader descent into madness after getting screwed over YT’s copyright system.

            I bought the DVD back in 2018 and got the idea to edit some of the OST in the film a short Music Video. 
            Copied the file and edited it on my FREE Da Vinci Resolve 16 Editing Software.
            I really don't fucking care if I got demonetized, really, I'm not even here to make money, 
            This is my second channel anyway so go ahead claim my fucking video,
            Make money off of this or whatever the fuck you usually do to even ORIGINAL content creators, 
            Just don't fucking remove this video from your half-asses copyright detector bullshit. 
            Like it's a 1988 Film it's just ridiculous, 
            Even the Romeo and Juliet copycats play that was initially made in the 1500s  could get their own copyright. 
            How the fuck can't I get a Fair-Use excuse?
            Anyway, personally, I don't believe this shit really gets brought up in the US Courts I mean come on, 
            I'm halfway across the fucking continent. What the fuck are you going to do if it were somehow proven to violate the copyright law? 
            Delete my channel? I could get another one. 
            Send US Marines across the ocean just to imprison a fucking boy who just uploaded a fucking video on youtube? 
            Get a grip on yourselves you fucking clowns. 
            I REALLY, don't need to provide my "Rationale" excuses for your bitch-ass conglomerate sissies, 
            In fact, it should be you whom I should question your rationality. Are you really going to remove this fucking video? 
            Less than 5 minutes Music Video with no bloody fucking view made by yet another insignificant person in your whole fucking Scamming Empire? 
            Think about it will you? and uhh, while you're at it
            I must go to take care of some BUSINESS, 
            Because unlike YOU what so-called HUMAN who claimed to have a full-time JOB, 
            My profession actually provides a REAL impact on the society of which you live in, 
            Of which people that served you on the McDonald Drive Thru,
            Of which people that sent your package you bought online,
            And of which of those people that working their asses off during this Global-Fucking-Pandemic. 
            So here's my conclusion in case you have a short attention span,
            (Assuming you have one to begin with. [which is very fucking unlikely.])
            FUCK YOU, Yeah? FUCK YOU. And your fucking Copyright System, Policies, your MONEY-MAKER PUPPETS those called themselves "CREATORS" 
            With their Perfectly-Crafted-Informative-Totally-Not-A-Clickbait Videos that YOU COUSIN-FUCKERS put your AD on.
            (So you can make money off of that Hell-Hot Fucking GARBAGE, ain't you sneaky BASTARDS.)
            FUCK YOU. Your whole, FUCKING, Empire. Fuck. you.

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