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What do you mean “You can’t recruit Alfira”???

    Alfira from BG3
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    What do you mean "You can't recruit Alfira"??? 

So you're telling me that Larian Studios went ahead and crafted the love of my life—the woman of my dreams—slapped the words bard companion on her beautiful forehead, and then had the audacity to say, “Just kidding”? Is this a fever dream? And to make it worse, I was so sure she was recruitable that I searched up how to bring her into my party... only to spoil myself with what they added into Patch 7. This is unforgivable. It's cruel. Blosszu disapproves!
    So you're telling me 😮 that Larian Studios 🐙 went ahead and crafted the love of my life 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 the woman of my dreams 😍🚶‍♀️‍➡️ slapped the words bard companion 🗣🎼🎵👥️ on her beautiful forehead 👨‍🦲 and then had the audacity 😈 to say "Just kidding" 🤪🤪🤪 Is this a fever dream? 🤒😱 And to make it worse ↘️ I was so sure she was recruitable 🤝🥰 that I searched up 🧐🔎 how to bring her into my party 👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ only to spoil 🤥 myself with what they added 🤯 in patch 7️⃣ This is unforgivable 😡😡😡 It's cruel 🔪 Blosszu 😐 DISAPPROVES 💀💀💀

    My name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I’m getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you’re spreading

      Its an old Twitch copypasta used to troll Kripp (Twitch streamer) or as a joke in his chat back in 2016.

      Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"

      Nimi Nightmare (Ceres Fauna)

      Nimi Nightmare copypasta

      The pasta is even more relevant for Nimi Nightmare or Ceres Fauna since she’s vegan.

      Howdy Nimi, my name is Bill, and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a woman. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"

      Jack-O is too kawaii

        Jack-O from Guilty Gear Strive
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        Jack-O is too kawaii like, whenever I open up strive I have to select her even though I planned to lab someone else. I need to see her victory animation and it melts my heart so much the way she is, it’s absurd tbh, I never wanted to hug and squeeze anyone more than I want with Jack-O. That perfect, round face. That giant sweet smile. That immature, clumsy voice. The crouch. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never go down to one knee with a ring, watch our children grow up, and have her buried next to me when we die. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to marry Jack-O (or become Sol Badguy). A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t bury my face into her when I’m sad and lonely is too much to fucking bear. Why would That Fucking Man create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Does he know that perfection can’t please me?!?!?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.

        I’m sick of Maelle

          Maelle from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

          Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Maelle from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Maelle. I try to play Verso. Maelle deals more damage. I try to play Monoco. Maelle deals more damage. I try to play Lune. Maelle deals more damage. I want to play Sciel. Her best team has Maelle. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I cook for her. I give her Brulerum. She isn't satisfied. I give her Barrier Breaker "I don't need this much Power" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Sciel and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Medalum." I can't beat Golgra, I don't have enough damage. She grabs my team. They die. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her Barrier Breaker. She says "The dance begins." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure disgust. What a cruel world.

          Bro is utterly flabbergasted, completely bewildered. Bro is straight up unaware

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            byu/kingterrytheterrific from discussion
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            Bro is utterly flabbergasted, completely bewildered. Bro is straight up unaware, homie got the "what the fuck did I do" lookin ahh face. Bro looks like his ahh lost connection to the server. My brother in christ got hit with that Men In Black neurolizer type shiii. Bro got that post concussion confusion lookin dude. Bros been smokin that purple shadow realm kush from the netherlands. My guy is exploring other dimensions. This male individual is unaware of his own natural state of being under the current circumstances. My fellow aqcuaintance, which some may refer to as friend, or maybe the hip slang term of "homie", is in a state of uncomfortable confusion blissfully unaware of the mockery in which he is being portrayed by the female aqcuaintence within the foreground of the provided film.