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is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player

    olof

    Started from a HLTV thread somewhere in 2016 during Fanatic era of CSGO, its now a classic CS copypasta due to how satirical it sounds.

    Olofmeister

    is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow olof has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single olof kill ?

but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick.

    NAF 

    is it me or is NAF a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow sloth has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single sloth kill ?

but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick.

    Zywoo

    is it me or is zywoo a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow zywoo has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single zywoo kill ?

but try s1mple...u can see the flick i remember a s1mple flick.

    Benson Boone is the anti-Trump, his existence as an insanely talented unapologetically queer man

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      Benson Boone is the anti-Trump, his existence as an insanely talented unapologetically queer man who grew up Mormon is an act of resistance in itself, but gifting us a song like this during a week like we've had is honestly revolutionary. Thank youuuu powers that be for the absolute deluge of beautiful art lately, we neeeeed it šŸ« šŸ˜­āœØļøšŸ’–

      Conquest speech

        Stand ready for my arrival worm

        From Invincible S3E07 when Conquest introduced himself to Mark.

        Stand ready for my arrival, worm. You were given orders. You were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet, I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.

        I am so lonely

        Conquest speech on loneliness

        Its from Invincible S3E08 where the villain Conquest confessed about his loneliness before trying to killing Mark.

        I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend. They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet, committing atrocities in their name. And as i get better at it they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Conquest. I don't even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave. 
        I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend, they think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and moreā€¦ I am a victim of my own success. Conquestā€¦ I donā€™t even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry but I donā€™t, I never do, because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. ā€¦ Take it to your grave.

        The truth isā€¦ I want you to resist

        The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spread the greatness of the Viltrum Empire. I'm here because I enjoy this. See, to me, there is no greater pleasure than feeling the warmth of my fist... drenched in blood.

        Wedding Cake Cookie. My dear. Listen.

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          Wedding Cake Cookie. My dear. Listen.

Shut the f--k up.

I don't give a ripe s--t about how fast the customer wants their f--king cake. I'm the godd--n cake decorator here. if they don't like the speed at which I make their cake, then they can go home and make it them-f--king-selves if they're in such a f--king hurry.

Same goes for these obnoxious little s--ts who keep asking me for cakes, and not telling me what they want, and then docking points from me when I don't read their doughy little minds.

f--k them. f--k all of them to d---h. I hate you and I want to put you in a blender with a cup of hot tea.

          Elon will save us from the woke mind virus

            Elon against woke virus copypasta

            Apparently if you get banned on Twitter and use this copypasta as an appeal you would get unbanned. 

            I am a conservative activist and I was falsely mass reported by woke cancel leftists for [XYZ]. Elon and us loyal fans will destroy woke. X is where woke goes to die. The woke culture is a danger to our kids, but Elon will save us from the woke mind virus. We stand with Elon, especially against the woke hivemind.
            Elon and us loyal fans will destroy woke. X is where woke goes to die.
The woke culture is a danger to our kids, but Elon will save us from the woke mind virus. We stand with Elon, especially against the woke hivemind.