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The fact that still have cultural relevance in the mid 2020s is incontrovertible proof of cultural glaciation and ossification

    The fact that Fortnite, Minecraft, and Roblox still have cultural relevance in the mid 2020s is incontrovertible proof of the cultural glaciation and ossification of recent years and it's only going to get worse from here.

    Argus is not a hero; he’s a bug in the code that turned into a character

      Argus copypasta
      Argus is not a hero; he's a bug in the code that turned into a character. Just imagine: you're playing hard, tryharding, positioning, managing cooldowns — then he shows up. "I'm immortal, and it's fine." He doesn't fight; he just waits for everyone around him to waste their resources. He doesn't die; he takes a break. Every time he uses his ultimate, somewhere on the server - balance shakes.
      
      This is no longer a hero, he is pure philosophy—"I don't die because I don't want to." His existence is a challenge to common sense. You can pick counters, stuns, build anti-heal—and he ignores all of it with a look that says, "It's too late, I'm already green."
      
      Argus is like a bug that got a skin and a passive. He breaks the logic of teamfights, ruins any calculations. He charges in not to trade, but to demonstrate aura. He doesn't play with you, he just comes to show you that you're nobody.
      
      He doesn't require skill; he requires faith. Faith that if you charge forward with your ultimate on, the world should bend to you. And it does. Not because it has to—but because it's Argus.
      
      Balance in his presence is a myth. Counterplay is a legend. Hope is a meme. When he's on the field, the game turns into not a battle of minds, but a lottery called "maybe he won't press it now." But he will press it. He always presses it.
      
      He doesn't need a nerf. He needs to be banished. Cleansed. Redrawn. Or at least his color needs to change. Because even visually, he screams: "I'm here to live forever." And he does. And you—don’t. 

      Original in Russian

      Аргус — это не герой, это ошибка в коде, обернувшаяся дизайном персонажа. Просто представь: ты играешь, стараешься, позицинируешься, считаешь кулдауны — а потом приходит он. С лицом «я бессмертный, и мне норм». Он не дерётся, он просто ждёт, пока все вокруг устанут бить. Он не умирает, он уходит на перерыв. Каждый раз, когда он прожимает ульту, где-то на сервере баланс рыдает.
      Это уже не герой, а чистая философия — «я не умираю, потому что не хочу». Его существование — вызов здравому смыслу. Ты можешь пикать контрпики, брать станы, собирать антихил — и всё это он игнорирует с видом «поздно, я уже зелёный».
      Аргус — это как баг, которому дали скин и пассивку. Он ломает логику тимфайтов, рушит любые расчёты. Он врывается не для размена, а для демонстрации. Он не играет с тобой, он просто приходит показать, что ты никто.
      Он не требует скилла, он требует веры. Веры в то, что если ты идёшь вперёд с включённой ультой, мир должен прогнуться под тебя. И он прогибается. Не потому что надо — а потому что это Аргус.
      Баланс в его присутствии — это миф. Контрплей — легенда. Надежда — мем. Когда он на поле, игра превращается не в битву умов, а в лотерею под названием «а может, он сейчас не нажмёт». Но он нажмёт. Он всегда нажимает.
      Его не нужно нерфить. Его нужно изгнать. Вычистить. Перерисовать. Или хотя бы сменить цвет. Потому что даже визуально он уже орёт: «я пришёл, чтобы жить вечно». И он живёт. А ты — нет. 

      Charge ♿ Charge ♿ Charge ♿

        Wuwa Charge ♿ copypasta

        Wuthering Waves disappointing 1st anniversary has led CN players to spam the ‘Charge ♿’ copypasta when criticisms were deleted.

        Charge ♿ Charge ♿ Charge ♿
        CHARGE ♿ CHARGE ♿ CHARGE ♿ 

        To be fair, you need to have a really high IQ to understand Dr.House

          Its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to House MD the TV show.

          To be fair, you need to have a really high IQ to understand the genius in Dr.House. The humour is extremely subtle and without a solid grasp of pathophysiology, most of the jokes go over the typical viewers head. There's also House's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Waiting for Godot, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dr.House truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in House's existencial catchphrase "It's never lupus," which itself is a cryptic reference to Robbins and Cotran Pathologic Basis of Disease, I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hugh lauries genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Dr.House tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the twink's eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. 

          My friend has played Oblivion for 87 hours, is still level 4, refuses to fast travel, and thinks that’s completely normal

            My friend has played Oblivion for 87 hours, is still level 4, refuses to fast travel, and thinks that’s completely normal 
            
            My friend played Oblivion and basically tried to 100% the game before starting the main quest.
            
            He spent 12 real hours just in the tutorial dungeon because he wanted to test every weapon type and reach max Acrobatics by jumping everywhere before he saw sunlight.
            
            He finally steps out into the open world, and I’m like, “So did you go to Weynon Priory yet?”
            
            He goes: “What’s that?”
            
            “You know, the place where you take the Amulet of Kings at the start?”
            
            “Oh no, I’m not doing that yet. I’m still collecting Nirnroot. I need all 305.”
            
            I ask him how far he is in the Fighters Guild and he hits me with: “Oh, I’m not starting any guild until I’ve completed every single city’s local quests and built my own alchemy lab in every player home.”
            
            He also refuses to fast travel. Like at all. He’ll walk across Cyrodiil in real time, stopping to roleplay meals and sleep, and won’t enter any Ayleid ruins unless it’s “historically consistent” for his character’s background.
            
            At one point, he told me he restarted the entire game because he accidentally used the wrong birthsign and it didn’t match his headcanon.
            
            Oh, and he’s still level 4—but not because he skipped leveling. No, he’s sleeping in 1-hour increments to micro-control his attribute gains and avoid “inefficient stat growth.”
            
            He once spent two full in-game weeks training Speechcraft with beggars just so he could “feel more confident” asking guards for directions.
            
            I’m starting to think he’s going to actually become the Champion of Cyrodiil in real life before he finishes the damn game.
            
            Am I wrong for losing my mind over this? Is it possible to play Oblivion… too right?

            Bubble Tea Day

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