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PACKGOD vs Steak

    Packgod vs Steak script

    Packing script for Packgod vs Steak or Packgod’s ‘Confronting my biggest hater‘ video.

    Shut yo ugly ass the fuck up, holy shit, you like if Jack Frost was a Zesty Edgar, get yo ass on, bro you're like Victor from Despicable Me if he was in the upside down. What are you talking about? Bro, you got a urine stain on your shirt, boy you lactate piss out of your nipple. Get yo ass on, bro you got batarangs above your eyes, your eyebrows look like horse legs. Shut yo ass up boy you ain’t Thing 1 and Thing 2, you're Object 3. With yo Cat in the Hat, my wallet lookin' fat, having ass, boy, you dirty as hell. You dressed up like a soggy piece of bubblegum boy, get yo ass on bruh, you conceived under a school desk, gеt yo ass back. Boy you got an albino launch pad on yo head, (Boing, boing, boing) stupid ass boy you ugly as hell, bitch, yo mom uses your school picturе day photos as rat repellent. (Ssssss...) Boy you dirty as hell you look like you asked your girl out to prom by faxing her a PDF of a PowerPoint presentation. (Here are the following reasons why you should accompany me to the school dance.) Bum ass boy, you ugly as hell. Nah, for real, i caught you butt naked last night in yo basement fencing a possum with a wii remote, get yo ass back bruh. Yo head look like if i stepped on it, 3 coins would pop out. (Bling! Bling! Bling!) Mario power head lookin ass, you dirty as hell boy, yo dad shoved you into the wall, you said: "FALCON PUUUUUNCH!" and he shoved you again. Your move was not effective. Get better boy, you’re nasty as hell, look at yo ugly ass right now. Lemme switch up the music on yo bitch ass, cause you 'bout dirty as hell. And you better get yo, you better get yo, you better get yo, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Power-up having ass, you ugly as hell. You better get yo abusive father, harry no potter, i sexually identify as an apache helicopter, saltine cracker, milk dud wrapper, professional walmart shopping cart hijacker, dusty, musty, crusty, long armed, skinny legged, big forehead, horton hears a who, your grandma beats you with a shoe, your whole head lookin like King Boo, outta my face, you dirty as hell. Your upper lip hasn't even fully rendered in yet, you ugly as shit boy, you thought Hooters was a legion of elite
    Steak: GOD! GOD, SHUT UP!
    WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO. Bum ass boy, you ugly as shit, nah nah hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, take off the wig. Take off the wig.
    OH MY GOD, NEVERMIND, PUT THAT SHIT BACK ON, yo you ugly as hell, yo hair look like a fortnite bush with frostbite, you ugly as hell. Yo hair movin like there's a whole ass magnet above yo head boy, you got magneto doing squats on yo hairline. (BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) You ugly as hell, in fact, you like Zane from Ninjago if he worked at forever 21. Get yo ass on boy, you got the flu so you installed a Norton Antivirus in your nostril, shut yo ass up boy. You don't sneeze, your boogers paraglide out of your nose. (WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) You ugly as hell, you like to take yo baths in a Minecraft water bucket and brush your teeth with a veggie straw. Get yo ass back boy, you put a ruler next to your bed so when you woke up you could see how long you slept. Dumbass boy, you ugly as hell. You got anything else to say? You got anything else to say? Nah, nah, in fact, HAAAAAAAAAAAWK PFFFFFFFFFFF- Swallow that shit, BLUBUBUBUBUBUBUB bitch ass boy, you ugly as hell. I'm done with you, you ugly as shit, you dirty as hell, you’re broke, you’re nasty, you're weird, your dad has doodoo crumbs in his beard, and you can suck my ass, HAAWWWWKKK PFFFFFFFFFFF-

    I own a fleet carrier for system defense. (Elite: Dangerous)

      Created by u/Yourvisacardinfo, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to fleet carriers from the game Elite Dangerous.

      I own a fleet carrier for system defense because that's what the Sirius corporation intended. Four pirates drop out of supercruise. “What the Jaques Station?” I grab my fleet of system authority vessels and capital hardpoints, shoot beams that turn the first man into Thargoid cheese. He's dead on the spot. System authorities try to ram the second pilot but miss entirely because they're all Harmless and they hit a docking Type 9 instead. The AFK Cutter who was docked launches and targets the 2nd guy with missiles. “Tally ho lads!” he says. The missiles break the 3rd scallywag's canopy and send him running. The fleet of system authority Eagles charge the last terrified rapscallion, shoot pulse lasers at him and leave his thrusters at 0% because that's what the Sirius corporation intended!

      Trump’s Memorial Day message

        Its Trump’s Memorial Day message on Truth Social honoring the fallen heroes by attack Biden and the judges that undermine him.

        HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS, WHO ALLOWED 21,000,000 MILLION PEOPLE TO ILLEGALLY ENTER OUR COUNTRY, MANY OF THEM BEING CRIMINALS AND THE MENTALLY INSANE,THROUGH AN OPEN BORDER THAT ONLY AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT WOULD APPROVE, AND THROUGH JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO KEEP MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS, GANG MEMBERS, AND RELEASED PRISONERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN OUR COUNTRY SO THEY CAN ROB, MURDER, AND RAPE AGAIN — ALL PROTECTED BY THESE USA HATING JUDGES WHO SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY. HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL. BUT FEAR NOT, WE HAVE MADE GREAT PROGRESS OVER THE LAST 4 MONTHS, AND AMERICA WILL SOON BE SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! AGAIN, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA! 

        Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing. Entitled to everything. Contributing nothing.

          AKA ‘Black Fatigue’ copypasta often seen in comment of Tiktok videos featuring trashy or ghetto actions from black people.

          Ashamed of nothing
          
          Offended by everything
          
          Contributes nothing
          
          Entitled to everything
          Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing. Entitled to everything. Contributing nothing.
          We live in a time where people are ashamed of nothing, but offended by everything.

          Shai, just put your dick in my ass at this point man

            Down 2-0 to the most notorious flopper in the league.
            Ant ass and can't hit shit outside the three point line, Randle is a fucking ghost in the 3rd and got benched in the 4th, Mcdaniels has the temper of a fucking baby and pushed shai for a free flagrant (and we wonder how he gets so many calls Imfa00000000000000). Gobert is a fucking cold and gets out rebounded by LuFreuntz Dort and Alex Caruso, and we have Finch over here with a nice small ball lineup after Gobert is out for Chet to fucking *** all over with his tall lanky ass. Jesus Fucking Christ. Fuck this Fucking Team. I was giddy like a cheerleader about to get a train ran on her by the local football team when they started a run to get back into the game, but they just had to miss every single fucking shot as soon as I got a little bit of fucking hope. Trade Ant, trade Rudy, trade Jaden, Send Randle to China, Trade NAW, Send Naz to China, Trade Dante, Trade Mike, and explode ALL (yes, ALL) of the coaching staff. Matter of fact, fuck it. Explode YOU (Yes, YOU reading this post right now, I am talking to YOU the reader) AND ME off the face of this earth for supporting this fuck ass fake ass team. Steph
            should've bounced this fuck ass fuck ass team in the semis but the basketball gods gave him a hamstring injury just so they could watch us get anally ***** by Shai Gilgeous Alexander. I'm done. Fuck this team. Fuck me. Hard.

            Good news, we can finally be bees.

              We can be bees meme
              Good news, we can finally be bees. This isn't your world, but we can be bees. This is good news. You can be a bee. You'll live like a bee. a pet. "a pet?" a pet. Mark, this is good news. You'll live for 30 years. "THIS IS INSANE!" 
              Mark this is good news, we can finally be bees. This isn't your world but we can bee bees, you'll live for 30 years you understand what that means? We can finally be bees
              🐝
              We can be BEES. This is GOOD news. 
              Mark this isn't our world, but we can be bees
              You’ll live like a bee
              You will live 30 years
              You can be a bee. You can live like a pet. This is good news