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I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick

    I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick 😭
    
    I told my mom I am gay and she said, " So you like sucking dicks now?" Honestly i was a bit taken aback. I kinda expected it for her not to take it well but her being so explicit just threw me off a little. I explained to her it didnt matter, I am gay and I just like men and then she cut me off and said "No son of mine is going to put a mans cock in his mouth" and i just burst out crying and she just left the room. ):

    Suzuran wakes up at 7 o’clock every morning

      Suzuran wakes up Suzuran is our light copypasta

      AKA “Suzuran is our light” is from the operator records (Archive File 4) of Suzuran in Arknights. Its funny since the entire thing is written in one whole sentence. Two version of this copypasta exists where the difference lies in the description of her activities at noon.

      Current

      Suzuran wakes up at 7 o'clock every morning makes her bed brushes her teeth reads for 10 minutes from a poetry anthology and then heads to the medical department to learn how to use her Originium Arts to actively help other Infected children around her age to manage their emotions and she always treats every member of the medical staff with kindness and every day at noon she will nap for an hour and after waking up she will drink a cup of hot chocolate with creme and if an operator ever gives her gifts she will always refuse politely with a gracious bow and if she ever meets a stranger she will simply bow her head while standing behind an operator and keep walking forward and during the afternoons after she attends one of Warfarin's lectures or sits in on a meeting, she will always stay behind to clean the room and turn off the lights and at night she basically always stays in her room and if she is tired of reading she will ask if she can help the logistics operators with some chores and of course even a little bit of praise will make her blush She goes to sleep before 10 PM every evening and occasionally plays with Popukar and Shamare so please remember that Miss Suzuran is our light– 

      Older version

      Suzuran wakes up at 7 o'clock every morning makes her bed brushes her teeth reads for 10 minutes from a poetry anthology and then heads to the medical department to learn how to use her Originium Arts to actively help other Infected children around her age to manage their emotions and around noon all the on-duty medics express their concern and stress the importance that she takes a half-hour nap and she readily complies because she is a good girl and after waking up she will drink a cup of hot chocolate with creme and if an operator ever gives her gifts she will always refuse politely with a gracious bow and if she ever meets a stranger she will simply bow her head while standing behind an operator and keep walking forward and during the afternoons after she attends one of Warfarin's lectures she will always stay behind to clean the room and turn off the lights and at night she basically always stays in her room and if she is tired of reading she will ask if she can help the logistics operators with some chores and of course even a little bit of praise will make her blush She goes to sleep before 10 P.M. every evening and occasionally plays with Popukar and Shamare so please remember that Miss Suzuran is our light— 

      nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin

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        I must goon. Gooning is the mind-freer.

          I must not goon copypasta

          Its the Litany Against Fear verse from Dune but changed to gooning for Zenless Zone Zero. The quote was popularized form the books and the movie when Paul was tested by the Reverend Mother.

          I must goon. Gooning is the mind-freer. Gooning is the little-death that brings total release. I will face my gooning. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its lore. Where the goon has gone there will be lore. Only lore will remain. 

          Dune quote

          I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

          Um, sweety? I just spent three hours combing through all of your comments…

            Um, sweety? I just spent three hours combing through all of your reddit comments from the past two years. and oof, that's a big yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh sweet summer child, you do realize you are making me lose faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe, your toxic, problematic behavior towards PoC is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, and as a white person, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
            
            Let that sink in.