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My life has been ruined by Yanami Anna 😭

    Anna Yanami is one of the main characters of Too Many Losing Heroines! series. The pasta first appeared as a CN comment in Bilibili and had been translated before posted in r/TooManyLosingHeroines.

    My life has been ruined by Yanami Anna 😭. I can't interact with other girls properly anymore. When I'm having a meal with a girl, I always think, "If only she were Anna, with that cute and innocent expression." When I'm walking a girl home, I think, "If only she were Anna, so we could chat and laugh together on the way." When I'm sitting on her couch, and she says she'll get me a drink, my heart races as I think, "What if she brings out a bottle she’s already drunk from? What if she comes over to tell me about this month's bills and suggests repaying with bento?" Then, the girl comes out wearing a school uniform with four ribbons and asks if I like it. I take out my phone, show a picture of Anna, and say, "Of course, I like Anna the most." She’s simple yet incredibly charming, with that unique cuteness and girlishness of a youthful girl, along with that tsundere attitude that’s both reserved and hesitant. How incredibly adorable and heartwarming! Although Anna always seems reliable, when faced with something she's not good at, she becomes flustered and awkward, her thoughts easily read. Yanami Anna is so cute! When she's with you, her voice becomes higher and softer compared to when she's with other students. Anna is so cute! When she smugly grumbles, "You can't live without me!". Anna is super cute! 😇 Marriage! 😍 Marriage! 😍 I absolutely want to marry her! The thought of having Anna supporting me after marriage, helping to cover living expenses, gives me such peace of mind 😇. If I married Anna, it would be fulfilling three wishes at once: girlfriend 😋, wife 😆, and classmate 🤤, truly the ultimate happiness in life 🤗. Ah, I really want to put a wedding ring on Anna’s finger 🤩, listening to her say, "Do I have to pay for this too? 🧐" while she treasures the ring as a lifelong keepsake, with a blissful expression on her face 🤤.
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    来了😡我这一辈子就是被八奈见杏菜害了😭，没法跟正经妹子处事😭，跟妹子吃饭的时候，总是在想，她要是杏菜就好了🤤，有憨憨的表情那种，送她回家的时候，总是在想，她要是杏菜多好，能和她有说有笑的回去就好了，坐在她的家里的沙发上的时候，她要是靠过来时给你讲这个月的账单又要拿便当来还怎么办？然后妹子穿着四个蝴蝶结的校服出来了，问你喜不喜欢，你拿出了手机打开杏菜的图片说当然，我最喜欢杏菜了，朴素但又十分耐看有着青春女生特有的可爱和少女感加上怀有情愫半推半就的傲娇，这是何等直击内心的可爱！！虽然杏菜一直给人很可靠的感觉，但遇到自己不擅长的事，还是会不知所措，笨拙又慌张，一眼就能被看出想法的老八很可爱！和你在一起的时候，声音比起跟其他学生面前，音调更高和温柔的杏菜也很可爱！有些得意地“抱怨”着【你根本就离不开我！】的杏菜超级可爱😇！结婚😍！结婚😍！还是踏码的结婚[喜欢]！想到结婚后有杏菜在背后辅佐，补偿着生活的开销，心里就感到非常踏实😇。和杏菜结婚的话，女友😋，妻子😆，同学🤤三个愿望一次满足，实在是人生的至福🤗。啊，好想给杏菜戴上结婚戒指🤩，一边听着杏菜说【这些钱我也要还吗？】🧐，一边看着她把戒指当作一生宝物，一脸幸福的表情🤤。

    Smogon has brainrotted me

      Smogon copypasta
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      Smogon is a competitive Pokémon community dedicated to analyzing and ranking Pokémon and their competitive viability. The pasta first appeared as a comment in the r/Stunfisk sub in 2025.

      Smogon has brainrotted me. When I was having a conversation with my friend, they happened to mention how they were trying to make a good first impression for their application. First. Impression. No way! Endorphins were rushing to my brain as I began to shake with giddiness. Obviously, they made a reference to Lokix! I couldn't contain it! "252+ Atk Choice Band Lokix Tera Bug Lokix First Impression!" I screamed louder than a Choice Specs Exploud using Boomburst. My friend looked at me with a shocked expression on their face and asked if anyone was being Toxic to me recently. Absolutely disgusting! That was clearly a reference to Regenerator Toxapex or Poison Heal Gliscor or Pecharunt spamming the move Toxic! This chicanery could not continue! Glaring like a Serperior, I yelled "DEATH TO BIG STALL!" so loudly that everyone in the library started to use moves like "Mean Look" and "Pursuit". My friend seemed to U-turn out of there like a Leftovers Scizor would, which was rather unusual as I was clearly wearing a Rocky Helmet (I had dumped a tub of Rocky Road Ice Cream on my head, because it seemed to make people not want to make contact with me).

A week later, my friend told me how they were getting addicted to gay porn and were wondering if I could lend a Helping Hand to stop their addiction. Now, their Body Slam, even with STAB and Helping Hand, couldn't one-shot the prehistoric Entei, so I instead dumped a salt shaker over their head. That way, the Purifying Salt would prevent them from being statused if Gay Porn used Burning Bulwark. Immediately, my friend started Koffing and Weezing, and while Koffing out the salt, said they couldn't believe I was homophobic and felt like I "sucker punched" and betrayed them. Wait. Did I really look like Ferrothorn? That couldn't be! Ferrothorn can't even learn Sucker Punch! At the moment, I was wearing my Dusknoir costume (I like to wear it in public because my Pressure ability makes people switch out when they see me), so I grabbed some ice out of the freezer and Ice Punched them, because their Berserk was kicking in (they must have been a Moltres-Galar in a trench coat). They then tried to Emergency Exit and call the police, which promptly arrived on the scene, wearing Covert Cloaks and Safety Goggles. Obviously, that was illegal! One Pokemon can't hold two items! I yelled "Zekrom Kick!" and launched myself at the police, but they outsped and used a Steel-type version of Bullet Seed on me! That was so illegal! They were clearly using theorymon moves!

Luckily, despite my frail bulk, I was holding a Focus Sash under my belt, and was able to tank the hit! For some reason, though, I could see my body on the ground and float around, and the police were murmuring that they had "killed them." Had I terastallized into a Ghost type without knowing? I Levitated off to the nearby VGC tournament, where I am currently typing this. If anyone knows how to change my Tera Type, let me know!

      aegcel/hpacell detected calculating weight beep boop larp level at critically low stages, suggest course of action: euthanasia

        Airsoft AEG HPA copypasta

        Its a circlerjerk comment by the airsoft community on Automatic Electric Gun (AEG) and High Pressure Air (HPA) user. 

        BOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIIING aegcel/hpacell detected calculating weight beep beep boop beep boop beep boop 400-450 lbs 98% probability. larp level at critically low stages, neural function at minimal possible to be defined as intelligent life. suggest course of action: euthanasia

        Imagine this. You are attracted to women but they do not exist.

          Attracted to women but they do not exists

          Its an old classic copypasta that first appeared in the VG Resource forum back in 2010. The full version actually had a YT link playing a sad violin song before you read the rest of the pasta.

          Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there’s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That’s what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

          Full version

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there’s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That’s what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

          ICL TS PMO copypasta

            ICL TS PMO meme from Tiktok

            The ICL TS PMO Copypasta is wall of text filled with slang overload and Gen Z brainrot. It started from Tiktok by the W crowd (Kai Cenat etc) but has since spread and evolve into this bastardized incorrigible wall of abbreviations we have today.

            Some of the terms and meanings are “ICL” (“I can’t lie”), “TS” (“this shit”), “PMO” (“piss me off”), “SYBAU” (“Shut yo bitch ass up”), “lk” (“low key”), “oms” (“on my soul”), “brh” (“bruh”).

            icl ts pmo

            icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmo 
            I can’t lie this shit pissing me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? Shake my head laughing out loud at this point just go 💔... be for real bro, I don’t even know no more, be right back gang gotta go at the moment laugh my ass off, but this shit piss me off too just let me know laugh out loud on bro for real, actually never mind be what I swear to god this shit bro kill yourself🙏💔 this shit piss me off

            lol oms icl

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            lol oh my soul i can’t lie this piss me off so much and somebody right now not gonna lie, are you seriously n for real right now bro? Lol at this point just go, I can’t lie. Come on this piss me off so much  are you for real, right because for real I don’t even know anymore man. I just hate this. Why are you so…be so for real with me right now, cuz!

            lol atp js qt icl u pmo

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            i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now bro for real I hate this shit why are you why are you so be so for real with me right now cause laugh out loud on my soul i cant lie this shit piss me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? laugh out loud at this point just quit i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now be for real i hate being different i don't even know anymore man just i hate this shit why are you so bad so for real with me right now cause... laugh out loud on my soul i can't lie this shit piss me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? lol at this point just go i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now because for real I hate bein different i don't even know anymore man just I hate this shit why are so bad

            abc def ghi

            abc def ghi jk lmnop 😭🙏💔💔
            icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 ts y r u sob so fr w me rn cz lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro?🙏💔 lol atp js qt icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rn be fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp is go icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 tsy rusob so fr w me rn cz… 💔lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, ru srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js golol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go icl u pmon ts pmo sm ngir u fr rn b fr idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz.icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro?Smh lol atp js go... 🙏💔b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys ts pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl,🙏💔 r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys ts pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, rts u srsly srs n fr rn vro?🥀 Smh lol atp js go... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go... b fr vro,💔🙏 idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keysts pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao,💔🙏bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys ts pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl,🥀 ru srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys ts 🥀

            “i aint reading allat”

            "i aint reading allat" u nt skspr gng js say i nt rdng alt 💔🥀
            "i aint reading allat" your not Shakespeare gang just say i not reading allat 💔🥀