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    Only 12 people have gotten Reqs apparently. That's all the people left who care about this Horrible format. Jirachi will never be banned because of "Policy" (Kafkaesque Made up nothing)
    
    The past few days have genuinely been the worst experience I've ever had in Pokemon. Getting reqs for the Tera suspect was a much smoother experience. That meta had Espathra and Chien Pao. I'd sooner play That again than this Filth.
    
    Don't ban Machamp actually. Bring Swagger back too. Why not. Sand veil Garchomp might spice things up. Genuinely wouldn't even make the format that much worse.
    
    They banned Snow Cloak need I remind you. That's important. Glad we tackled that pressing issue. Let's send Froslass into the furnace why don't we.
    
    Now that I have seen Gen 4 OU for what it truly is this is the worst OU format of all time easily. I was fed a lie. Even Gen 5 OU has some semblance of structure and logic. This format is pure chaos with not a single fun or enjoyable strategy in sight.

    If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible

      Its a very old cursed 4chan copypasta from ~2007 that got copy pasted around forums before social media was a thing.

      If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i? had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room. 

      I own a hairdryer for home defense, just as Ben Franklin intended

        Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to hairdryer.

        I own a hairdryer for home defense, just as Ben Franklin intended. Four ruffians break into my house, "What the devil?" as I grab my insulated gloves and 120V extension cord. Swirly the first bad boy in the toilet with it, he's dead on the spot. Swing it wet at the second man, miss him entirely and electrocute the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the electrified box fan water cannon mounted at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads!" The strike fries two men in the splash, shorts out the house and sets off car alarms. Charge the last terrified rapscallion with a sharpened electric toothbrush, he bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive because a million shiv wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just like Ben Franklin intended. 

        I love characters like Lady Dimitrescu from RE. Strong, dominant, built like a house

          OH MY GOD, YES! FINALLY SOMEONE BRINGS THIS UP!
          
          Now, I don’t want to sound like too much of gooner but I’m on Reddit so I guess I can’t really beat the loser allegations anyway.
          
          But I love characters like Lady Dimitrescu from RE. Strong, dominant, built like a house, old-fashioned, mature, you get the gist. Now in MY OPINION, a woman that is 12 feet tall and can slam a man through the floor, the porn I would find of her would be dominant stuff. BUT NO, HALF OF IT IS WHERE SHE IS IN THE SUBMISSIVE ROLE. And it’s like these artists find as many ways to make a character like that submissive, like I saw one video once where they made her “with” Mr. X from RE 2. I AM NOT WATCHING HIS WRINKLED SELF DO SUCH THINGS WITH MY FAVORITE WOMAN.
          
          But I digress. It is quite annoying. In general, one of the main reasons I don’t really like regular porn is because I kinda hate how majority of it shows the woman in a very submissive role, or even just straight up forced upon. I never feel comfortable watching it. So I would usually just look at nudes or half-dressed pictures or illustrations, and or like I mentioned earlier, animations where the woman is in the dominant role. But, it’s honestly hard to find dominant stuff sometimes that isn’t pegging or futa, so it’s annoying when I look for a dominant character and then they just RUIN her.
          
          In conclusion, more femdom hentai pls. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

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