1. e4 e5
"Okay, so he goes e5. Now a lot of people here would just lazily develop the knight to f3, but we actually have a move here that poses a lot of practical problems for black and is borderline winning for white. The move is Ke2, and do not worry I will explain this more thoroughly after the game. Now you might look at this position and say, 'isn't this weakening our king and blocking in our pieces?' And while that may be true, you guys need to start thinking long term. In the endgame, it will be a huge advantage to have our king activated in the center. Furthermore, black has no threats here, he is not going to checkmate us any time soon, the king is perfectly well defended on e2. Now he does have a nasty little defensive resource he can try here, let's see if he finds it. Wow, Ke7 he finds it. Now guys, I don't wanna hear any baseless accusations, we will check with an engine after the game. It's not unthinkable that a 1500 finds this move. No black has not equalized, we just need to play clinically to secure our advantage."
1. e4 e5
"Okay, so he goes e5. Now a lot of people here would just lazily develop the knight to f3, but we actually have a move here that poses a lot of practical problems for black and is borderline winning for white.
The move is Ke2, and do not worry I will explain this more thoroughly after the game. Now you might look at this position and say, 'isn't this weakening our king and blocking in our pieces?' And while that may be true, you guys need to start thinking long term.
In the endgame, it will be a huge advantage to have our king activated in the center. Furthermore, black has no threats here, he is not going to checkmate us any time soon, the king is perfectly well defended on e2.
Now he does have a nasty little defensive resource he can try here, let's see if he finds it. Wow, Ke7 he finds it. Now guys, I don't wanna hear any baseless accusations, we will check with an engine after the game. It's not unthinkable that a 1600 finds this move. No black has not equalized, we just need to play clinically to secure our advantage."
STOP POSTING ABOUT ULTRAKILL! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON REDDIT IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a subreddit right? and ALL OF THE COMMENTS were just ULTRAKILL stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK HAHAHAHAHA YOUR GETTING RUSTY, MACHINE" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "HAHA V1 AND V2 SEX GO BRRRRR" I looked at my penis I think of an Gabriel's head and I go "BEHOLD THE POWER OF A PENIS"
third party addons (i.e., mods) are illegal to use in FFXIV. they break the terms of service. you should delete this before someone reports it to square enix. these screenshots are clearly made with the use of mods, and are unquestionably something you should never use. yoshi p asks nicely to not use third party addons and people keep doing it. do you not respect him? i would not be surprised if that is not against the TOS as well.
as a FFXIV player, you should read and familiarize yourself with the terms of service. the rest of us have read it in its entirety (personally i have read it several times), it would be good if you did the same to respect our community. thank you.
Stalker fans really want to feel like homeless people collecting bottles. All these mods: Misery, Dead Air, Gamma, Anomaly, NLC 7, OP 2.2; they all have main hero who is asthmatic, drug addict, eats 15 kilo calories per day, collect everything what they see from used toilet paper to radioactive meat, then they assemble some trash from that, get 2000 roubles (you can afford 4-days old bread on that) reward for bringing cancer-curing artfiact from literally hellfire and half-empty tube of glue (+0.5% to item condition if its more than 96% already) for killing 3 battalion of military stalkers, plus snotty handkerchief (allows to clear helmet glass) for acquiring 20 kilotons of pseudogiant meat and 2 oceans of vodka.
I can smell your fear, you … unworthy substitute. The time has come. I’ll show you true time domination.
I am the God of Chronoverse. I have devoured hundreds of titans in the multiverse. Immortals beg for mercy in my presence.
Now hold back, if you dare. Make me entertained, if you can. Bow to your beginning.
Still holding back? Boring…
You have so much confidence. Do you really think you’re the source of all clock’s powers? Timeline 01. Chief revived you with a mix of his powers and mine. But the power he stole from me was too much. Besides Chief himself, it instantly killed them all. Do you know what that means? You’re not the source of all clock’s powers. You’re just a tiny piece of … me. When Chief was stealing my powers, I used those few seconds; I slowed time, making those few seconds pass like a thousand years for me. I made an illusion of the entire multiverse in my head, checking all the possibilities in future, choosing my perfect destiny, leading myself to absolute victory.
There are multiple ways I can be humiliated, defeated, and trapped. I’m not invincible, after all. But I made sure to become one. As I saw all those different destinies of mine in future timelines, I picked the one that leads me to my perfect dominion. You can try. Stop holding back, and hit me with your best move. Do it if you can.
Illusion. Was that your trump card? Play time is over.
Thousand years. Thousand years I witnessed millions of possibilities. Thousand years I saw those future timelines I died. I only needed one risk. And finally, with this sword in my hand, I’ll reach my perfect dominion.
You will try. And you will fail. And the most satisfying part is? Your actions will cause my victory. Do you want to know why? Do you want to know how? You will suffer again, and again, and again, and the moment you finally see the light of hope, you’ll face the soul shattering truth. And then you will sacrifice yourself. You will reboot everything. After that, in the new world, a multiverse without you, I will begin my perfect dominion. Try to make a change … if you can. I’ll enjoy your suffering.
You have so much confidence. Do you really think you’re the source of all clock’s powers? Timeline 01. Chief revived you with a mix of his powers and mine. But the power he stole from me was too much. Besides Chief himself, it instantly killed them all. Do you know what that means? You’re not the source of all clock’s powers. You’re just a tiny piece of … me. When Chief was stealing my powers, I used those few seconds; I slowed time, making those few seconds pass like a thousand years for me. I made an illusion of the entire multiverse in my head, checking all the possibilities in future, choosing my perfect destiny, leading myself to absolute victory.
You will try. And you will fail. And the most satisfying part is? Your actions will cause my victory. Do you want to know why? Do you want to know how? You will suffer again, and again, and again, and the moment you finally see the light of hope, you’ll face the soul shattering truth. And then you will sacrifice yourself. You will reboot everything. After that, in the new world, a multiverse without you, I will begin my perfect dominion. Try to make a change … if you can. I’ll enjoy your suffering.
There are multiple ways I can be humiliated, defeated, and trapped. I’m not invincible, after all. But I made sure to become one. As I saw all those different destinies of mine in future timelines, I picked the one that leads me to my perfect dominion. You can try. Stop holding back, and hit me with your best move. Do it if you can.
Thousand years. Thousand years I witnessed millions of possibilities. Thousand years I saw those future timelines I died. I only needed one risk. And finally, with this sword in my hand, I’ll reach my perfect dominion.
I can smell your fear, you … unworthy substitute. The time has come. I’ll show you true time domination.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand MCU. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Hawkeyes nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the MCU truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Caps existencial catchphrase "I can do this all day," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as fiegel's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Endgame tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
