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waht the literal hell has this genre (Romantasy) come to

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waht the literal hell has this genre come to

every single book i have picked up recently:

freshly 18 year old small frail so skinny little girl hasn't eaten any food in 67 days because her family is poor and/or gets murdered but then suddenly finds out that shes the lost princess of lost kingdom and has to save the world with her small frail self but how can she save the world when she is so small and frail luckily there is a 6'7" 6700 year old hot sexy man who teachers her to fight and also luckily they fall in love because what's not weird about an 18 year old little girl falling in love with 6700 year old man who is so large that she can barely wrap her hand around it because shes so small and frail and then boom the world is saved by small frail girl LIKE OMG CAN WRITERS LOCK THE FUCK IN THERE IS NO ORIGINALITY IN ANY BOOKS THESE DAYS (yes this is me ranting about the silversmith which i dnfed at 10% today bc i just couldnt with the mmc and how the fmc kept saying shit about the tension she felt) someone give me actual good book recs and not bullshit like fourth wing okay i hate fourth wing i cant trust anyone who recommends fourth wing bc that shit is hot ass and no i wont apologize

edit 2: dont even get me started on people recommending enemies to lovers books when they are enemies for about 5 minutes and all they think about is how sexy the other person is but they cant think that because they're supposed to be enemies and then they become lovers 50 pages in SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING

edit 3: okay thanks guys im finally seeing some recs that i haven't seen before so it looks like my post did its job ❤️❤️ happy reading everyone

    Icarus complex

      Its from a YouTube comment regarding Alpharad (Jacob) in a Super Smash Bros. video titled “This Poor Little Mac“.

      "I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex." 
      The circumstances are too perfect not to comment it: I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex

      Yareli is the most compatible warframe for operators

        Its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Yareli from Warframe.

        Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male operator female warframe transference, Yareli is the most compatible warframe for operators? She has the lowest base armor of all warframe at only 100, this means she's soft enough to be penetrated by void dash, and with merulina absorbing 75% of incoming damage, you can be rough with one. Due to her mostly water based abilities, there's no doubt in my mind that Yareli is incredibly wet all the time, so wet you could easily void dash for hours without depleting energy. She can also infuse helminth ability voracious metastasis, healing herself and grant energy to ally, so it'd be incredibly easy for your void dash to last even longer. With her water controlling abilities sea snares and riptide, she can engulf you completely and hitting all your spots at once. No other warframe comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, Yareli's passive increases her critical chance by 200% if you can keep her moving. Yareli is literally build for transference. Lowest armor stat + merulina means she can take void dashing all day, from any focus schools and ways and still come for more. 
        In terms of male operator and female warframe transference, Yareli (Prime) is the most compatible Warframe for the tenno. Not only was Yareli prime recently released, with improved base stats and access to Merulina means you can comfortably do Steel Path. Due to their Orokin based origin, there is no doubt that a Yareli isn't kitted with an improved Kompressa Prime, also so improved that you can finally build crit. They can also replace abilities with Helminth, along with socketing Archon Shards, so it'd be incredibly easy to build around. With their ability Sea Snare and Riptide, they can easily CC entire rooms. Also, fun fact, you can make your Yareli look like Vaporeon. Also this Warframe has ass and titties.

        In general, a virgin woman can close her legs normally without leaving gaps

          Originally came from a FB comment about women’s thigh gap that became a meme. Some Genshin fan used it as ragebait for Arlecchino and it spread from there.

          It looks like Laurel is no longer a virgin.

In general, a virgin woman can close her legs normally without leaving gaps, but those who have had their first time or more xd end up with a wider area, making it so they can't close their legs properly anymore xd
          Did you know that arlecchino is not virg3n,
generally when a woman is virg3n can close the legs without leaving space but when you already have your first see or who knows how many more the part of that area becomes wider making it no longer can close well the legs xdxd

          Character idea: I have been cooking up a female elf wizard

            Character idea: I have been cooking up a female elf wizard, nothing on paper yet, just in
my mind. But the idea is something like this: When the wizard was but a mere child, she either fell in a magical cauldron (asterix and obelix style) or was dipped in the cauldron by her mother (achilles heel style) and somehow someway she now has magical pee.

If you look online you'll be able to find or maybe you're already familiar with a d10000 wild magic table. And my idea was, if this home-brew gets approved of course, that she's able to 'conjure' a potion a day or something. I can foresee this leading to fun interactions overall. Her being ashamed of this, not wanting to show the party how she 'gets' them. And that's not even speaking of the fun outcomes you get to play on as a DM when we roll on the d10000 wild magic table. Otherwise I could probably play like a goblino fighter.

Extra: I have about 2 years of experience playing a long term campaign as a rogue with a couple of one-shots here and there.

            Jharkhand doesn’t exist.

              Its part of a meme by Indians online where the Indian state Jharkhand isn’t real and is a conspiracy by the government.

              JHARKHAND DOES NOT EXIST. LEARN THE TRUTH.

Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.

Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.

And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real. 
              Jharkhand doesn't exist.

Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.

Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.

And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real.

Source: my friend John Stalin, twice removed cousin of TN CM M.K Stalin told me.