SPOILER of the PRX vs NRG game.
Kind of a bait title, I’m sorry for that. Sometimes pros do play time after planting a bomb, but not as frequently as they could, and it sometimes leads to the most mind-blowing throws I’ve seen.
Take PRX vs NRG that just finished a few minutes ago. Davai vs Mada in a 1v1, everything on the line for PRX. The bomb doesn’t have a lot of time left. Mada is playing Yoru so no smokes. Why on earth is Davai dry-peaking from B Hall and not trying to play his life, extend the time, and win with the spike. Roughly 30 seconds had already ticked on bomb. He only had 15 left to win the round.
I understand that bomb wasn’t planted for him in that position, but I don’t believe that a dry-peak when Mada already saw you is a better decision than playing time against NRG’s best mechanical player. Maybe someone can explain why this decision was made, and in general why pros tend to take fights instead of playing time so frequently, even when the bomb is about to go off. It happens so much and I always question why pros can’t have just a bit more patience. Pros are so incredible at everything in the game, but time management is frequently a weakness I see from pro teams, in my opinion.
I understand things aren’t always black and white, pressure is huge in matches, especially ones like the example I gave, and players don’t always have this in their minds. But they have 4 other teammates who should be considering these things and advising their decision making, especially in such important moments.
I’m only an Ascendant player so I don’t pretend to know everything. But in that scenario I’m playing time instead of taking a 50/50 virtually every single time, and I’ll win (in my rank) with that decision way more than 50% of the time. I guess this is more so a rant on the concept of playing time in 1v1’s at the pro level being so rare. And when pros do play time, whoever is playing time tends to win at a super high rate vs not playing time in 1v1 post plants.
EDIT: I just want to add that a lot of people are saying he was trying to catch a timing, and yes I agree and understand that decision if bomb was just planted. Even with Mada knowing the strat, that doesn’t make it easy for him to bait Davai so quickly. But at the same time, to everyone’s point, at such a high level you have to try to outplay at the micro level, and it doesn’t always work out. I can’t stress enough how little time was left. Even getting Mada off bomb once will likely win you the round. Better to wait for the drop. Let Mada sit in window and burn even more time imo.
Lar0k vs BABYBAY in a 1v1, everything on the line for BBL.
Pros Never Play Time
SPOILER of the G2 vs BBL game.
Kind of a bait title, I’m sorry for that. Sometimes pros do play time after planting a bomb, but not as frequently as they could, and it sometimes leads to the most mind-blowing throws I’ve seen.
Take G2 vs BBL that just finished a few minutes ago. Lar0k vs BABYBAY in a 1v1, everything on the line for BBL. The bomb doesn’t have a lot of time left. BABYBAY is playing Yoru so no smokes. Why on earth is Lar0k holding from B Hall and not trying to play his life, extend the time, and win with the spike. Roughly 30 seconds had already ticked on bomb. He only had 15 left to win the round.
I understand that bomb wasn’t planted for him in that position, but I don’t believe that a hold when BABYBAY already saw you is a better decision than playing time against G2'S best mechanical player. Maybe someone can explain why this decision was made, and in general why pros tend to take fights instead of playing time so frequently, even when the bomb is about to go off. It happens so much and I always question why pros can’t have just a bit more patience. Pros are so incredible at everything in the game, but time management is frequently a weakness I see from pro teams, in my opinion.
I understand things aren’t always black and white, pressure is huge in matches, especially ones like the example I gave, and players don’t always have this in their minds. But they have 4 other teammates who should be considering these things and advising their decision making, especially in such important moments.
I’m only an Ascendant player so I don’t pretend to know everything. But in that scenario I’m playing time instead of taking a 50/50 virtually every single time, and I’ll win (in my rank) with that decision way more than 50% of the time. I guess this is more so a rant on the concept of playing time in 1v1’s at the pro level being so rare. And when pros do play time, whoever is playing time tends to win at a super high rate vs not playing time in 1v1 post plants.
The copypasta came from a tweet by @Porkchop_EXP about the Taliban regaining control of Afghanistan in 2021. It became a Twitter copypasta where people would use her dad trauma tweet as a response to whatever that was happening in the world.
Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Afghanistan because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future.
Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own “Afghanistan” for almost 20 years.
Northernlion version
Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own Afghanistan. I never knew which version of dad you're gonna get when he comes home.
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🥳HAPPY🤗 International🌐Women's👯Day📆 BITCH‼️🗣️ Today🗓️ we CELEBRATE🎉the BROADS👩🏭DAMES👩🏫 and HUSSIES💃that marched🚶♀️🚶♀️ for their rights✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿Get your tatas🍈🍈 out 🤪for those sexy😍 SLUTragettes🫦gorgeous😋GAYbor activists👷♀️👩❤️💋👩 and hottie HOcialists🌹⚒️cuz if it weren't for MEEMAW 👵🏻hitting the streets👯🛣️making it CLAP🍑BETTY BOOP STYLE👄👠we wouldn't🙅♀️ have DIVORCE👩💔👨ABORTION❌👶👼or VOTES FOR WOMEN🗳️💁♀️💬 And to make it WORSE 🫠🫨those MISOGYNIST PIGS🐷👴🏻👨⚖️ in government🗽🏛️in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ STILL want to take🫴 it all away😞🙃 So send this to 5️⃣of your most VALID✨VIXENS🧏♀️ and SUPPORT🚩🏳️💰 your 🎯LOCAL📍LASCIVIOUS😳 LESBIAN👭LABOR UNIONS👩🏭💖🔥👷♀️TODAY‼️‼️ Get 🔟 back🤯 and you're a 🤟THIRD WAVE THOTTIE👩🏿🏫 Get 5️⃣ back🫡and you're a 😩SLUTACEOUS🙆♀️SECOND WAVE SMOKESHOW🚬👀👅 Get 0️⃣ back😤😱 and you're a 🥲FREAKY DEAKY😜FIRST WAVE FEMBOT🤖💄 with💀 UNCOMFORTABLE VIEWS☠️on RACIAL INTEGRATION 🙎♀️👎🤡
🧠🙋♀️Did you know🫵🤔 that every woman👩🏿🦱👩🏼🦰🧕👧🏾👵🏼 was born🦵👶🦵 on this day📆🤯⁉️?! It's 🌏International Women's ♀️Day🙌👸😍! Today's all about the 👩⚕️she 👨🎓her👩🔬 herses👩🚀 herself👩🚒!👷♀️👩✈️👩🎨👩🍳👩🌾👩⚖️👩🏫 Every 💯woman 👩🎤👩🔧is at her most powerful💪🏋♀️🧙♀️today so WATCH OUT👀🫵🫵🤾♀️😱… or better yet, 😏STEP ON ME MOMMY😳🥾🤪🥾 🥾🥵🥵🥵👩🦳👭‼️! !! We're pouring one out🍾🥂 for the 🏳️⚧️TGIRL ⚧️TROPHY 🏆WIVES😍🛐, the 💄💋FUCKABLE 💅💐FEMMES👠🎀, the 🦾 🔨BADASS😈🗿 BUTCHES🪨👔, and even a few of the straight ones👫🥱😵💫! Maybe Jane Goodall🦍🐒??? Why not🤷♀️! ALL WOMAN ARE QUEENS👑 👸🏾♀️🛐💯 💯👑👸🏽 👑♀️ 👸🏿🛐!‼️‼️ 📨📜Send this to 8 🎱 women♀️👩🦽♀️🧞♀️♀️🧜♀️ (or ciswomen!👶🤣🤣🤣) in your CUMbahee🥴💦💦 River Collective👩👩👧👧👩❤️👩👯♀️💃. Get NONE 🙅♀️🔙 and it's a whole year🗓 of YELLOW WALLPAPER🟨😭 and FAKE ORGASMS🫘🤷♂️😒 for you🙊💀! Get 3️⃣ or more 🔙 and you'll find all those bobby pins🪮📎📡🧷 again🤔! Get 🎱 🔙 and you're🫵 gonna get your glASS🪟🍑😉 ceiling 🏠⬆️🙄 SMASHED✊️💥✊️💥🕳🥴🤼♀️🫔😍 all night long!!💦♀️✊️💦 ♀️💦🔥🎉 ♀️🎉💦!♀️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯🤺🙋♀️
UH OH! 💀 Kristi MOAN 😩 just got FIRED 🛑🚨 as HOEmeland 🏡 SEXcurity 👮mistress 🙅😱 by President 🤢 tRUMP 🍊🍑 after getting 🤒 POUNDED 🥊🥵 by the SINate 🧑⚖️ JUICYPUSSY 🐱💦 CUMMITTEE ✊ grab ur fav ILLEGAL 👽 bc the borders 🤺🗺️ are OPEN 🙌 to CUM ➡️ INSIDE 🤤🍆🤰 she’s going ✈️ home 2️⃣ South dakHOEta 🌎 to shoot 🔫 some dogs 🐕 🥺 and take BACKSHOTS 🔙🔫💦 send to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur sluttiest 🙆♀️ domestic terWHOREists 👹🤠 If u get 0️⃣ back 😢 ur getting DETAINED 😳🚔👮 5️⃣ back ur getting ICED 🧊 out in the bedroom 🛌🥱 1️⃣0️⃣ back and ur an open 🤸 border 🆓 BABE 💋
BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Kristi NO-‘EM 😩💔 😩🚫 just got her WHOLE POLITICAL BBL 🍑📉 CLAPPED OUT THE DOOR 🚪💨 by 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 Donny TRUMP🍔👔
she thought she was a BIG 💪🔥 deal at the White House 🏛️ but all he wanted her ASS 🍑🍑 on a platter! 😱🍽️ 🚩“You’re FIRED!” 🔥💼 yelled Trump as he SLAPPED 👋 the SASSY 🍑 HOE like she was a dirty DISH 🍽️ at Mar-a-LAG-O 🍸😏
she made a BIG LEAP 🦘💦 from presidential LOVE to being a sad little HOE 🚶♂️💔 on the unemployment line 🚏💸 , don’t forget to send this to 5️⃣🔥🍑 of your HORNY HOs 🍑💦 or you'll miss out on a wild ride 🌪️💨 to HELL 🔥🔔 with ASSets ✨💰🍑 like those! 😂😜 BOOM!!! 💣💣
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Send this to 5️⃣0️⃣ of your CUNTIEST 💁🏼♀️💅🏻 CUM-servatives!!! 🐘❤️ If you get 2️⃣5️⃣ back you’re getting WET at Alligator Alcatraz 🐊 🚅 If you get 0️⃣ back get ready to hear YOU’RE FIRED!!!! 🫵🏻😧 from Daddy Trump!!! 🤪🥵😈
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Topson is a pubstar, he’ll never make it to TI that quick
This is a satirical copypasta mocking the community’s reaction to Topson joining OG right before The International 2018 (TI8).
this is exactly why reddit takes are dumb... dude is a pubstar, those players never make it to TI that quick. They require a very specific set of players, otherwise I don't think going pro will make him have immediate success, would need a very controlled, pragmatic (or at least not chaotic) team like Puppey, GH or Kuroky and a farm specialist carry like Arteezy or Miracle who know how mid works so they can create him a bit of space and perhaps a recognized, settled offlane like MindControl, pasha or ice3x.
I mean yeah, OG is known for experiments and stuff like putting Notail carry (with great sucess), but to be absolutely honest with you, that's just delusion. I don't really think a team like OG would disband right now, especially because they need stability, and the only place this guy would fit is in midlane, even if they wanted to kick Reso, who is by far their most consistent player, they still have s4 for mid, so their problem is getting a reliable offlane, hopefully up with the pro meta and not just any random that hasn't played pro for a long time... and don't forget that Ana is currently inactive, also play that mid and let s4 keep the offlane. So no chance of this guy making it to TI ever, especially with a team like OG. Something really disastrous like fly leaving (which he won't for obvious reasons) or s4 going to another team is the only way i'd see him in OG
My name is Topias Taavitsainen.
My name is Topias Taavitsainen. I'm 21 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
its hilarious u guys talk shit about Godson
i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about Godson,u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
i woke up early before work to watch topson vs noone
I dont want to be hater…i woke up early before work to watch topson vs noone. I was tired, but hyped af at the same time. But than i saw moxxi is casting and my hype just died. She was talking About how pudge in Dendi era would get flamed for farming and her co caster literally did not know what to say lmao. She missed all the cool small thing that players were doing. Tusk saving madman topson. She is talking just to talk and most of the time it is mega nonsense. Not knowing spell and item names is cherry on the top. This is not friendly match, but literally world championship in DotA… im not angry, im just sad that even toh she got oportunity to cast mby two best of the midlaners in the world she come super unprepared :(
Sorry for my englando, its not my first or second language :)
NBA + Dota 2 (Topson) crossover
33 yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Former midlaner Nine gave a look of pleasant surprise. Carry Skiter yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Topson hit the locker room door, former TI winner AUI2000 hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.”
At one point in a scrimmage, sources said, Topson turned to Coach AUI_2000 and screamed, " You (bleeping) need me. You can't win without me." Topson left teammates largely speechless. He dominated the midlane in every way. Topson's back.
“He got me,” said Quinn of Topson's first blood over him. "That f***ing Topson boomed me." Quinn added, “His behavior scores so good,” repeating it four times. Quinn then said he wanted to add Topson to the list of players he mutes at the start of the game.
From S05E06 “The World Series Defense“ of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Mac writes a creepy love letter to second baseman Chase Utley.
Chase Utley
Dear Chase,
I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all the things we can talk about, and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time. And we get to be good friends. I'm sure our relationship would be a real homerun.
Dear Scott,
I feel like I can call you Scott because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a skate. I know I can't skate as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you skate fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real slapshot!
