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    In the last two seasons, Mahomes has a TD% of 8.68%. However, the league average last year was 4.8%. If you adjust his TD% to 5%, still above LA, he goes from throwing 57 TDs in his last 18 games to only 32.85. I'll be generous and give him 33.

Now, let's adjust his passer rating. It goes from 116.5 to only 104.3 by just adjusting his TD% to normally above average. Later on, I will adjust it further to take yards into account.

Next, we have to account for him passing more than league average. He has 657 pass attempts over 18 games. The LA is 35.5/game, which equals 639, around a 2.7% reduction. Mahomes also has a flukey 9.01 Y/A, which can be adjusted to 8 (still above LA) based on the league average of 7.5.

So we can estimate that over a 16 game season, his adjusted yardage is (6397.5)/1816= 4544 yards.

Now, I will adjust his passer rating again based on these 16 game stats

    • 4544 yards
    • 639 attempts
    • 426 completions (also adjusted)
    After this, his passer rating bottoms out at 96.66, which lands him squarely between Dak Prescott and Ben Roethlisberger last year.

His final 16 game adjusted stats:

    • 4544 yards / 639 ATT / 426 CMP / 66.7% CMP (same) / 33 TD / 12 INT (same) / 8 Y/A / 96.7 RATE
    What does this tell us?

It tells us that Mahomes' perceived success in the league is largely inflated by unsustainable, wildly outlier stats in his 18 games as perceived elite talent. When you adjust for the future by bringing down his outlier stats, he regresses heavily to a slightly above average QB of 2018 Dak tierdom.

    TON 618

      AKA the TON 618 crashout or Secret Way crashout is a response video by Secret Way meant to call out Geometry Dash larpers who spam “WhAt AbOuT tOn 618” in his videos. 

      TON 618 is NOT the hardest level in Geometry Dash. It doesn't have the most frame perfects, it's not the hardest spam challenge, and it definitely has nothing to do with the best player. The amount of comments that mentioned TON 618 with no reasoning is actually baffling. It seems like someone could be watching a short about G- anything G- oh my god. Anything Geometry Dash related, and without thinking, they would just comment"WhAt AbOuT tOn 618". I actually counted, and there's over 500 COMMENTS mentioning this level. For calculating the hardest level, we used the Hardest Impossible Level List, because the levels are considered physically possible, and you could beat them, if you're a ROBOT. There's actually two more lists called the hardest PPL List, and the Hardest Theoretically Possible Levels List, where you have to have an FPS count of this number, which is literally just letters, and it's called the BMS limit, to show a big number that's close to infinity. There's actually so many lists for Geometry Dash, that there's a list FOR LISTS. And you wanna know where TON 618 lands in those lists? IT DOESN'T! In fact, it's in the Hardest Physically Impossible Level List, where it's not in the top 10, top 20, or top 30. It's in 40TH PLACE!! This level has been SO overhyped and planted into people's brains, when in reality, it's just a RANDOM LEVEL in a RANDOM LIST.
      TON 618 is NOT the hardest level in Geometry Dash. It doesn’t have the most frame perfects, it’s not the hardest spam challenge, and it definitely has nothing to do with the best player. The amount of comments that mentioned TON 618 with zero reasoning is actually baffling. It seems like someone could be watching a short about G- anything Ge- oh my god- anything Geometry Dash related, and without thinking they would just comment WhAt aBoUt tOn 618- I actually counted, and there’s over 500 comments mentioning this level. For calculating the hardest level, we used The Hardest Impossible Level List, because the levels are considered physically possible, and you could beat them, if you’re a robot. There’s actually two more lists called The Hardest PPL List and The Hardest Theoretically Possible Levels List, where you have to have an FPS count of this number, which is literally just letters, and it’s called The BMS Limit: to show a big number that’s close to infinity. There’s actually so many lists for Geometry Dash that there’s a list, for lists! And do you wanna know where TON 618 stands in those lists?! It doesn’t! In fact, it’s in The Hardest Physically Impossible Levels List, where it’s not in the top 10, top 20, or top 30. IT’S IN 40TH PLACE! This level has been so overhyped and planted into people’s brains, when in reality it’s just a random level. In a random list.

      Homelander’s White House speech

        From the final episode (S05E08) of The Boys where Homelander gave a speech from the White House during Easter calling himself the new God. 

        My fellow Americans.

Happy Easter.

A day commemorating Jesus, who, as we all know was tortured, stripped of his dignity, and killed. And that's all well and good. But... you're Americans. You deserve a God who doesn't die, a God who fights back, a God you can believe in. Well... Today, I bring you good news. Recently, I was visited by... an exquisite angel, bearing the gift of revelation. As I bathed in her light, her heavenly lips spilled sweet truth into my ear, and I was awakened to my true purpose. Not just to be the world's greatest hero, ever, but to save all humanity. To be... the Second Coming. But in a way, really, I'm... the First Coming. America, I am the Lord, your Savior. I am your God. And as such, I'm going to usher this world into a new golden dawn, an age in which your God moves among you, seen and heard, in which your prayers are truly answered... when you visit Homelander.church. And all I ask for in return is love. Pure, unadulterated love. No strings, no catches. Just an honest devotion to a living divinity. All of which you'll find outlined in chapter two of The Homelander Bible: "Loving God the Right Way." I simply ask that you open your hearts and put your faith... in me. Those who accept my truth will be welcomed into a land of milk and honey.

For I am your fath...

I am, uh...

I am your father.

But no matter what I do, some of you people will never accept me into your hearts, never love me, never believe in me. And to such heretics, I offer oblivion. And those who seek to destroy me, you will die the most horrible of deaths, as befits your wickedness. And know this, I will prevail. My reign will last forever, and when this world is cold and dead, I shall remain... eternal... god of the ashes.

        Blue Origin Rocket Explosion

          🚨🚀🔥🚨ATTENTION ALL SPACE SLUTS🚨🚀🔥🚨 Daddy Jeff Bezos just had a MASSIVE 💥E-ROCKET-ION💥 at LC-36 and things got way too HOT AND HEAVY🥵💦🍆🔥😈 Blue Origin tried to STATIC FIRE🔥 dynamically but New Glenn couldn't hold its load and CAME 💦 WAY TOO EARLY, causing the whole structural stack to CATASTROPHICALLY COLLAPSE‼️😭📉😜🤪🤯 The rocket’s ASSHOLE literally BLEW APART 🍑💨💥🔥🕳️ snapping the giant lightning tower like a twig⚡️🏗️💔😭💥🛸 The whole pad took an absolute RAW, UNPROTECTED POUNDING 😩🔨💥🍆💦🥵🤤 leaving Daddy Jeff’s big rocket energy completely FLACCID 😭❌📉💔😔 Thankfully all the workers PULLED OUT IN TIME 🏃‍♂️💨❌🙏🏽👷‍♂️ so no one got pregnant or hurt🙏🤰🛑🚼, and Amazon’s juicy satellites missed the whole GANG BANG completely 🚫🛰️👅💦🛸✨ Send this to 69 of your filthiest ASTRONUTS👨‍🚀👅🛸🌌👽 If you get 0 back, you're a VIRGIN 💔🚫🤡💩 If you get 5 back, you’re BLASTING OFF TONIGHT🚀💦🤩✨👑 If you get 10 back, you’re getting a HOTFIRE IN YOUR REAR END AT MIDNIGHT🔥🍑🤤😈🚨🤪 GO GO GO‼️🏃‍♂️💨💥🤪💦🏁

          On our fifth day, they told us only one intern will get a return offer.

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On our fifth day, they told us only one intern will get a return offer. 

Do you guys have any advice on how I can secure a return offer?

Let me give some backstory. I was a top student in high school, 1510 on the SAT, top 5% in my class. I ended up going to a good, but not amazing uni because of the scholarship money. Of course, if someone asks what school I attend, I make sure to mention that I COULD have gone to UMich or UT Austin but I just couldn't afford it.

I just finished my sophomore year and started an internship at a large financial company that most of you have heard of. People who aren't really in the loop think I'm cracked when I tell them where I'm interning, but the truth is, the interview was incredibly easy. They asked me basic data structure questions, and were surprised when I had a strong grasp on linked lists.

The first day of the internship was last week. I was one of the first ones there. My mom had to drop me off before work because I don't have a car. Of course, if anyone asks, it's because I'm extremely punctual. Slowly, interns started to flood into the rotunda of our beautiful campus. The building was filled with a familiar, slightly upper middle class odor. Bright smiles filled the room.

Everybody was really excited. There were around 70 of us. I introduced my self to the two guys next to me: Xavier and Siddharth.

Siddharth was an interesting fellow. He claimed to be a personality hire but had 4 Hackathon wins and 100 Leetcode questions completed. He talked a lot and had a LeBron James wallpaper on his phone.

Xavier, on the other hand, was very chill. He said he had two other offers, one from a defense company and the other from a telecom company. He ended up choosing this one because software engineers at banks don't really do any work and WLB is really important to him.

Anyway, as the day went on, we were introduced to our teams, got our laptops set up, got familiar with the campus (we have a tennis court btw). As I was walking with my new friends, I overheard this girl say that there's no way she'd stay at this shithole, and that she only wants this company on her resume so that she can recruit for CDFAANG. I stopped in my tracks and asked her what CDFAANG means.

"Capital One, Deloitte, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Nvidia, Google. How do you not know what CDFAANG stands for?".

I kept walking.

Later I had lunch with Siddharth and Xavier. Unfortunately we had to bring lunch from home because the cafeteria did not have free food. We talked about our favorite Naruto moments.

Anyway, we did team building activites and stuff like that for the first two days, and on Wednesday we started actually working. My first sprint was to improve productivity tracking on an internal tool using machine learning algorithms and analytical data blockchain engines to further bolster our tech stack. Fairly simple task.

The week passed fast and it was finally Friday. Every Friday morning, we have an intern meeting apparently. I was there early, of course, but eventually, the other interns started pouring in.

The lights dim, and our intern director had a serious look on his face.

Interns start whispering.

"We understand this news may not be appealing to you, but unfortunately, for budgeting reasons, only one of you will receive a return offer. I understand you guys have already made friends here, but you must consider everyone your rival."

Everyone froze. Our smiles faded away. The CDFAANG girl fainted. Siddharth was seething. Xavier was about to cry.

Me? I lowkey have a fall internship at IBM so I was chilling tbh.

Anyway, there was a sad sad air that filled the day. The hallways weren't as loud as they were before. Xavier didn't say a word the whole day, as if he ran out of tokens.

The intern hunger games had begun.