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    HEY ☝ all 🥜👨 you WALKER TEXAS RANGE-WHORES! 💦💦 THE IMPOSSIBLE 😡 HAPPENED - Carlos 🏻 Ray “Chuck” Norris kicked the bucket!! 🗑🗑 That’s 😝 right, he 👦👉 Bowflexed his ⌚ rock 🎸🚀 hard 🚪🌰 bod so 🆗 hard that 😐 his COCK exploded and 🌬 took ⌛ him 🏿😱 out 🚶😱 right there! 💦 But you know 💭 how it ✋ goes 🅱 - Death had a Near Chuck Experience and 💰 DADDY 🍆 DEATH 👻 got 😂🙌 his 💦 due! 👅👅 Chuckie Poo 😩💩 got 👑 a ROUNDHOUSE KICK 👣 to 👉👌 his 💦 LAST 💥🔚 DRAGON and 👏 he’s 👨👨 now 🔨😱 an EXPENDABLE 2!! 📜 Send this to 💦💦 2️⃣5️⃣ 👏 of your 🏻👉 Closest Chuck Norris fans 👧👧 - get 0️⃣ back 📵🔙 you’re a 🅰👨 dirty, 🛁🛁 dirty 🛁 Airman First ☝ Class. ⚠ Get 1️⃣0️⃣ 💯💯 back, 🗣😡 you 🚀 get 🔫☄ a 🚾 Black Belt 🌑🍑 in 🚫 Chun Kuk Do. Get 2️⃣5️⃣ back 👈🔙 and you’ll ✋ get a 🅱 C-word pass!!! 
    HOO-WEE! 🤠💦 Saddle ⛓️up and 🤠 grab your 🍑handles because the ULTIMATE 🥷🏻 ROUNDHOUSE RANGER 👊 has finally KICKED the 💀 bucket—and the whole 🌎world is DRIZZLING 💦💦 with manly tears! 😭 We thought Chuck was IMMORTAL 🧔🏻‍♂️💎 like a LEGENDARY DIAMOND-HARD DONG 💎🍆 in the ring, but even DEATH 👻 had to take a ROUNDHOUSE ⚡ to the face just to catch a glimpse of that TEXAS TERROR! 😵💥🍑 When Chuck Norris ☝️🥷 CUMes for JUSTICE 👮‍♂️🔥 he don’t just bring the THUNDER 🌩️🍆, he brings a PUSSY-POUNDING FIESTA 🎉🌮 of pure RANGER adrenaline! 💪 His beard is THICKER 🧔🏻🍂 than a swamp and his WANG 🍌 is BIGGER than a LONESTAR 🍹 sunset. He’s been RAMMING 🤠 that RANGER COCK 🚀🥵 into the SOUL of every criminal, leaving them BEGGING for ONE LAST DIRTY DONGING 🍆🔥 If you don't SEND this to 5️⃣ of your HARDEST, THIRSTIEST FRIENDS 🍑🥵 right now, prepare for the COCK-SUCKING APOCALYPSE ☠️🔫 where the only thing STIFFER than Chuck’s punches is the rigor mortis 👖💦 in your pants!

    ST PATRICK’S DAY

      ⛪SAINT ⛪PATTY'S 🌤️DAY IS 💦CUMMING💦 UP SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR 🍯POT🍯 OF GOLD🏅 READY FOR 🏃‍♂️DADDY'S 🍆BANGER🍆 BECAUSE HE'S💁‍♂️ BEEN WAITIN ALL 🎊YEAR💦 TO MAKE SOME MASH🥔. SO GRAB YOUR 🍺🍻🍺, SLAP ON YOUR SLUTTY 💚✅GREEN💚 OUTFIT,👗 AND GET ⏬⏬⏬ UNDER THE 🌈 SEND THIS TO 20 OF YOUR 🔥🔥🔥 CROTCHED BITCHES AND IF YOU GET 5 BACK AND YOU'RE AN IRISH🌹🍷👠 THOTTIE. GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL TASTE😋 THE CUMMIE💦🌈 RAINBOW. GET 15 BACK AND YOU'RE A 💯TRUE💯 4🍀 LEAF😈 HOVER😫😘🤗👄. 
      What's❓ 💁up ⬆️👋👋 you 🍀Lepre-CUM 👅👅😩🍆💦guzzlers? It's 🍆🍀Saint PatDICK's 🍀👉👌day, so get ready to ireLEND your fellow hoe the 🐍🐢🐛green 🌵🍀paint if you're ready to get 👌🙀PINCHED 😫👌in the 🌈🍀ST PATTY's 🍀🌈  🐱PUSSY. 🐱IT's TIME TO BLOW 💨👅💦on daddy's BAGPIPES, let him eat 🍝🍝🍝👅your 🍀CLOVER COOCHIE🍀,  and get rainBONED 🍆😩💦🌈👏👏in your pot of 🏵🏅🥇GOLD⚜️🔱💰 tonight because you have the FUCK OF THE IRISH🤹‍♀️ on ur side.   Send this to 17 of your LUCKIEST HOES 💁💁🏻💁🏼💁🏽💁🏾💁🏿who you 🤔think can lure out daddy's SNAKE 🐍🐍 tonight  🙀😻🤤😩
      ASS🍑CLAPPY SAINT FAT🪵DICKS DAY☘️! SLÁINTE🍻 to all my 🖤GUINNUSSY🖤 GUZZLERS🚰😋 and GAY🐧 GaeilgWHORES🇮🇪! It’s time🗓 to SUCK😗 on some SHAMC☘️CK shakes🥤 and SERVE💁‍♀️ that LUCK-FILLED🤞 LepreCUNT🌈💰! Get on your knees🧎‍♂️ and PRAY🙏 for DADDY👴 PADDY☘️ to drive all the 🖐LONGEST🤚 SNAKES🐍 into your HIBERNIAN BUSSY🐈! And DON’T FORGET to take a selfie🤳 whilst SLOBBERING🤤 on a SHILLELAGH like a SULTRY💋 SHAMROCK SLUT☘️💚! Send this💌 to ALL your green-clad GIRLS♀️, GAYS🐧, and THEYS🐌. If you get 0️⃣ back, sorry, you BOMBED💣💅! If you get 4️⃣ back, SOMEONE’S OUT TO BUTTER YOUR SODA BREAD🧈😋! If you get 3️⃣2️⃣ back, UNCLE🥤 O’GRIMACEY🟢 will appear in your dreams TONIGHT🕴😴, and GUSH🌊 a GREEN RIVER inside you😩 with his CAMÁN-SIZED COCK🐓! 
      🇮🇪HAPPY☘️TAINT💩SHAT🍆DICKS🇮🇪DAY✨🍺👇🏼TODAY WE 🫦FEAST ON 🛐SAINT✝️⚱️PATRICKS 🍯POT OF GOLD🍯🌟TASTE 👅 HIS RAINBOW 🌈 AND TAKE 🧑🏼‍🦰😶A GOLDEN SHOWER💦 IN CELEBRATION 🙌🏽🎉OF IRISH👩🏻‍🦰🇮🇪 FOLK-WHORE🫢🍻LIKE 😳SHAMCOCKS ☘️🐍REPRESENTING🙏🏼 THE HOLE-Y 👉🏼👌🏼TRINITY 🫂👤SO 🤑MAKE LIKE A CHICAG-HOE 🌃 AND DYE YOUR 💧💚RIVER 😏🩲GREEN☘️💚 UNLESS YOU 🫵🏼👀WANNA😩 GET PINCHED🤏🏼😵KISS 💋AN IRISHMAN👨🏻‍🦰AND BLOW 💨😮ON HIS 🪈BAGPIPES👅SEND 💌THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR 🌈LEPRI-CUNTS 🧝🏼FOR GOOD FORTUNE🤞🏼🇮🇪☘️IF YOU DONT ⛔️🙅🏼GET 1️⃣0️⃣BACK YOU’RE🥺A LEPRI-CHUMP 👎🏼
      HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY HOES!!🍀🍀🍀🍀💚on this 🗓day in history we 🤔remember our ST PADDY DADDY!! 👴🏼💚💚💚💚💦💦 this means it is time to 👅👅lick some lucky LEPRECHAUN 🍑ASS🍑!!! 😘you better wear some 🟢green 🟢so you dont get PINCHED👌👌 on the 😜PUSSY today! 💃🍆💦Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your 😏sluttiest 🍀shamrock🍀 bitches👯‍♀️ or you wont get any 🟢GREEN 🟢DICK 💚🍆💚🍀tonight😭😭 If you get 5️⃣ back youre a little 🤢corned 🤢beef 🤢hoe😩😩 If you get 🔟 back youre st paddys princess👸👸 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back st 🍀paddy🍀 daddy 👴🏼 will give you his 👀huge😏 pot of gold tonight💰💰💰🍆💦💦👅👅 
      😘HAPPY 😊🤗 SKANK 🤪🤪PatDICKS 🍆💦💦🍺 day you green 🟩🟢 clover 🍀 HOE 😫🤯😜 Paint your 💚☘️CLOVER 🍀💚COOCHIE 🍑💦 💦💦 green for the 🤞🤞🤞😉FUCK OF THE IRISH 💦😫👅 or DADDY 💰🍆won't rainBONE 🌈👏🏻👀 your ST ✝️ PADDYS 👨🏼‍🦰PUSSY 🍑🍑🥵💋 💋💋💋💋💋

Today's 📆 the day to get your 🍆COCK🍆 of ✨✨GOLD✨✨ at the end of the 🌈🌈💦rainHOE💦 Daddy's 😈💰👁️LOOKING 👁️👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀for his SAINT 🙏🛐🧎‍♂️‍➡️PADDYS✨ PRINCESS ✨💋💅👑👸to give his LUCKY 🎰 four4️⃣ leaf 🍀☘️🍀shamCOCK🍆 🍆🍆💦💦to. STRAP ON🍒💄🌹💋 your ‼️RED ‼️Irish beard 👺👹👹🔴🧔🏼 and get ready to stroke 🥵 🥵🥵daddies lepreCOCK 🍆🍆🍆all the way to the END 🔚🔚of the 🌈🌈🌈SLUTSbow🎀🎀👒🌈🌈🌈🌈

SEND THIS to 13.7 of your favorite 🤩🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😻lepreCUM GUZZLERS 🌊💦💦💦💦💦💦to catch 👨🏻‍🦰👨🏻‍🦰McDADDY👨🏻‍🦰👨🏻‍🦰 by 👏the 🦶toe 🦶and BLOW💨💨💨💨 his BAGPIPES🪈

      👋 HEY YOU 🇮🇪

🇮🇪 🫦 🎩 SHAMROCK 🎩 SLUTS 🫦‼️ HOEping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. PatDICK'S Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamCOCK🍀shake in your pot of GOLD?! 💎 🌈

🍀🍀🍀🍀💚on this 🗓day in history we 🤔remember our ST PADDY DADDY!! 👴🏼💚💚💚💚💦💦 this means it is time to 👅👅lick some lucky LEPRECHAUN 🍑ASS🍑!!! 😘you better wear some 🟢green 🟢so you dont get PINCHED👌👌 on the 😜PUSSY today! 💃🍆💦Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your 😏sluttiest 🍀shamrock🍀 bitches👯‍♀️ or you wont get any 🟢GREEN 🟢DICK 💚🍆💚🍀tonight😭😭 If you get 5️⃣ back youre a little 🤢corned 🤢beef 🤢hoe😩😩 If you get 🔟 back youre st paddys princess👸👸 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back st 🍀paddy🍀 daddy 👴🏼 will give you his 👀huge😏 pot of gold tonight💰💰💰🍆💦💦👅👅

      HAPPY 😜🤗 ST PATDICKS 🍀🍆🍺 DAY YOU HORNY CUMSLUTS 😜💦 SHAMROCK 🍀 SHAKE DAT ASS FOR PAPI👏🏼👅🍑 DONT DRINK THAT BEER 😳🙅🏻🍺 DRINK DADDY'S LUCKY CUMMIES👅💦😋 RIDE THE RAINBOW 🌈🏃🏽 LIKE YOU'D RIDE THIS DICK 🍆🍑😳 AND LAND 🛬 NEXT TO THIS YEAR'S 📅 POT OF GOLD 💪🏼💰WHICH IS A BIG BLACK COCK 😜🍆 BUT IT WONT BE YOURS; YOU'LL BE OUT OF LUCK 😳❌ IF YOU DON'T SHARE THIS WITH 10 OTHER ZADDIES 😤😩 WHO WOULD WANT THEIR POCKET DOWNSTAIRS 😉😏👇🏼🍑 FILLED 💦👀
      ☘️ Happy St. PatDiCK's DAY 🍆👋 you 🍀SHAMROCK SLUTS 😫🍀👉👌IT's TIME TO BLOW 💨👅💦on Daddy's 👨🏻‍🦰 BAGPIPES, let him eat 🍝🍝👅your 🍀CLOVER COOCHIE🍀, and get rainBONED 🦴🍆😩💦🌈👏👏 in your pot of 🏵🏅🥇GOLD⚜️🔱💰😍

Saint 🙏 Daddy Patty 👨🏼‍🦰 was originally a R-HOE-man 🏛️🏺who was captured 🦹‍♂️ by CUNT-ic 👨🏻‍🎤👩🏻‍🎤 raiders who brought 🌊🚣him to Ireland 🇮🇪 ☘️ and made him a SEX 💦🍑 SLAVE ⛓️for 6️⃣ SLUTTY YEARS💦 ⏱️ He escaped 🏃‍♂️💨😥 but CAME BACK 💦😋 to cast all the snakes 🐍 🐍🐍 OUT 👉 of Ireland and to MISSIONARY 🕴️🍆💦 all the Irish ☘️ Poon for himself 😍💦👯‍♀️👩🏻‍🦰🧑🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰🧑🏻‍🦰

He🫰used the shamrock 🫴☘️ to explain 🗣️ the 🕳️Holy 🕳️THOTTery🕳️ of Daddy 👨🏼‍🦰, Twink 🧑🏻‍🦰 & Holy SUCK-it 🌬️💦😋. And converted ♻️ all the Pagan 🧙🏼🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏼PotatHOES 🥔👯🥔to believe in the ultimate ✨Daddy - JESUS 😍 ✝️🧎‍♀️

Now, every March 1️⃣7️⃣, we get rowdy 🤪🎉 and slutty 🍆😏 and FUCK 💦👉👌MISSIONARY 🦵🏻☘️🦵🏻just like ST DADDY PATTY 🫃✨👨‍🍼☘️ and the Pagan 🧙🏼🧙🏼PotatHOES 🥔

🗣️ Get ready 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️💨 for Daddy 👨🏼‍🦰 Patty's banger 🍆🍆 because he's been 👀 waiting 💁‍♂️ alllll year ⌚️👀 to make some MASH 🍆🥔🍦🤤😍. So grab some Guinness 🍻🍺🍻 and put on your SLUTTIEST 🫦💃🏻 green ☘️💚 outfit 👗 (OR ESLSE ⚠️ 🙅‍♂️ you'll get PINCHED 👌🤕 IN THE PRICK 🙇🍆👌🏻) and GET ⏬⏬ UNDER the rainbow 🌈 to guzzle on some LEPRE-CUM 🌈 💦👅 😛🤤🤹‍♂️🤹‍♂️ ☘️

Send this 📩 to 1️⃣7️⃣ of 🐍☘️❇️ your SLUTTIEST LUCKY 🍀 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ bitches this📗 St. Patrick's Day 🤹‍♀️🧚🏽😍. If you get 0️⃣ back, you will have BAD LUCK 😭😭 and die 👻 in the next ⏭️ PotatHOE famine 🥔 😔💀🪦 Get 5️⃣ back 😌 and you're a Slutty ☘️ little Laddie Baddie 💋👯‍♀️ Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😎and Daddy Patty 👨🏼‍🦰 will be bangin 🔨 your mash 🍆🤤🍦 all over the rainbow 💦🌈 Get 1️⃣7️⃣ back 😍 and you're the ULTIMATE IRA 🔫🔫 PRINCESS 👸🏻 FIGHTING FOR IRISH ☘️🇮🇪 FREEDOM ✊WITH THAT BOMB 🧨💣 FIRECROTCH ❤️‍🔥🧑🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰 CLOVER COOCHIE ☘️☘️💦🤤😍✊☘️🍀💚🍻🍺🇮🇪💚💚💚💚☘️💚😍😍
      Happy 😀 SLUTS 👌🍆💦💦💦Patrick's day 🍀 you sexy 💋Irish 🇮🇪 potaHOE.🥔 If you're looking 👀 to get lucky 🍀🏆 and have daddy's 👅 shamerCOCK 🍀🍆in your Pot of Gold 🌈🥇tonight, make sure you DON'T wear green 👕♼🙅so he can pinch👌😳

Be sure to send this to 10 of your luckiest 🍀 potaHOES 🥔

Get 0-4 back you're stuck in the great Irish 🇮🇪 potatHOE 🛇🥔 famine of 1845

Get 5-9 back you're a red head with skill in bed🛏😈

Get 10-19 back you're a leprachaun of loving💗

Get 20+ back your SLUT Patrick's 🍀 personal snake 🐍 charmer 💖
      Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick's Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 hoes!!!!!!!!

Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY bitches this📗 St. Patrick's Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 sluts you'll have BAD LUCK and contract❎ 6 STDs in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
      ON TOP OF THE ☀️ BONIN ☀️ TO YE. 🍀 🍀🍆 HAPPY ST PATDICK'S DAY. 🍆 🍀 🍀BOUNCE THIS 🎲 LUCKY 🎲 🇮🇪LEPRECHAUN 🇮🇪ON YOUR 🤸🤸🤸LAP🤸 🤸🤸FOUR TIMES IF YOU WANT TO 👅👅TASTE 👅 👅 HIS 🌈 🌈🌈POT OF GOLD. 🌈 🌈🌈 DON'T 🇮🇪 IRISH 🇮🇪 👋🏻 ON THIS 🐱🐱🐱💦PUSSY 💦🐱 🐱🐱 BECAUSE THIS CROTCH IS 🔥FIRE🔥I'LL 👄SUCK 👄A BOTTLE OF🍺 🍻 GUINNESS 🍻 🍺 THROUGH A 👅STRAW 👅4 YOUR 🍀🎰🎰LUCKY CHARMS🍀🎰🎰 FIND A MAN THAT WILL🧎🏼‍♀️ BEND 🧎🏼‍♀️YOU OVER AND PLUCK THAT 🍀CLOVER🍀TELL HIM IT'S ALWAYS 💄SLUTTY💄 IN 💪🏻PUMPADELPHIA.💪🏻ALL GOOD LITTLE CATHOLICS DESERVE A 🕳HOLE-Y 🕳3️⃣TRINITY3️⃣IF YOU WANT YOUR 🌈LUCKY 🌈CHARMS PINCHED DON'T WEAR 💚GREEN💚BECAUSE TODAY WE CELEBRATE THAT ☘️SHAMROCK ☘️ SHAKE. IF YOU WANT LUCK TO CUM IN 3️⃣SOMES, TELL HIM AND HIS 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦JAME-SONS👨‍👨‍👦‍👦TO 💦CUM💦 OVER AND TASTE THE 🌈 🌈🌈

IF YOU'RE FAERY 🌋 HORNY 🌋SEND THIS TO 10 🎰LUCKY 🎰EIRE HOES THAT WANT THAT 🚿🪙GOLDEN COIN SHOWER. 🚿🪙
      Happy SLUTS 👌🍆💦💦💦Patrick's day 🍀 you sexy 💋Irish 🇮🇪 potaHOE.🥔 If you're looking to get daddy's 👅 shamerCOCK 🍀🍆in your Pot of Gold 🌈🥇tonight, make sure you DON'T wear green 👕♼🙅so he can pinch👌😳 you all over

Get 0 back you're stuck in the great Irish 🇮🇪 potatHOE 🛇🥔 famine of 1845

Get 10 back you're a leprachaun of loving

Get 20 back your SLUT Patrick's personal snake 🐍 charmer 💖
      Fun SAINT PATRICK'S 🍀☘️DRINKING 🍶🥂🍻🍺🥃🍷🍾🍹🍸GAME💯🔥💯🔥! Every 🕛🕑🕕🕘hour, take a SHOT... of 6-8 fluid oz of 💧☔️WATER🔥🔥🔥 to stay 🙌🏻HEALTHY & HYDRATED. 💧WATER is a vital part of a 👌🏿HEALTHY 👌🏿ASS 👌🏿IMMUNE 👌🏿SYSTEM. This is because 👅💧💧water oxygenates your 🙀BLOOD, 😻flushes TOXINS, 😺helps the production of LYMPH (wtf?), keeps your 👀👁EYES and 👅👄MOUTH clean, and helps you digest 🥘🍣🍝GOOD MF FOOD💩💩💩. In addition, your body USES 🏊🏽WATER in all its CELLS, ORGANS, and TISSUES to help regulate its 🤒😷TEMPERATURE and maintain OTHER bodily FUNCTIONS. Because your body LOSES 💧💧WATER through BREATHIN, 😰😓SWEATIN, and DIGESTION, it's important to RE-MF-💯-HYDRATE by DRANKIN 🐋FLUIDS and 🍉🍏🍎🥒🍍🥝🥑EATIN FOOD that contain 🐳🐳W A T E R🍆🥒🥕🌽🥜🌰🍠🥔. Happy drinking!💯❤🍀🔥 
      ITS FINALLY 🙏 MARCH 🍀😏 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👒 Happy Saint PatDICKS 💦🍆🍌 Day 😍 It’s that time of year ✔️📅 to put on your sluttiest Irish jig 🎻🎶 and find 🔎 a WHORE leaf clover 🙊😝  Once upon a time 🕔 Saint Patdick CAME💦👄 from Ireland and found a pot of pussy 🐈💒 at the end of the rainHOE 😛🌈 Send this to 1⃣5⃣ of your skankiest St. Paddy'day daddys 👃👀🔥 Get none ⛔️ back youre a leprechaun🍻 lard 😂😷 get 5 back you’re a baked 🍁 cabbage savage🍞🙇 Get 🔟 back and you’re a  lucky leprechaun 😲😏SEND ➡️📬 this in 69 ♋️seconds 🕟🕒 or you will not ❌ be getting any 🙅 shamCOCK in 2025
      is this some kind of SICK 🤢🫸🏻 joke to you 🤨❓Quit EDGING 🚫💦 us and GIVE US☝🏻😡 that creamy😩🥛, rich🤑💰 lepreCUM 🍀👨🏻‍🦰 NUT 🥜 already🗣️‼️ This gaping pot 🕳️ at the end of my taint 🌈 WONT😤🙅🏻‍♂️stuff itself 🏅👑 
      HAPPY 🎉 pADDYs 💊 day you Irish ☘️ hO’s 🥔 A thousand 💯 years 📆 ago a Roman 🍕 🛵 slave ⛓️‍💥 cast all the SNAKY 🐍BITCHES 🐶 out of IRELAND 🇮🇪 until the CUNTY British 🇬🇧💂 showed up 🚢 CUM 🍆💦 out YE black🖤and tans 🧡 👊 But we won’t STEW 🍲 on that. WEAR green 💚 today so you DONT ❌ get pinched 🤏 on the PUSSY 🙀 SLURP up that green🍃 beer 🍻 and gobble those taters 🥔 you CULCHIE 🚜CUNTS Tiocfaidh ár lá GET YOUR TITS 👙OUT 👊 🇮🇪 Our DAY 📆 will CUM 🍆💦. SEND 💌 this to all your IRISH 💚 ☘️hoes. Get back 1️⃣ you’re a plastic 🥸 Paddy 🇮🇪 Get back 5️⃣ you’re a lucky 🍀 LEprechaun 🌟🌈 Get back 🔟 You’re GERRY 👴🏻ADAMS HIMSELF ☘️ SLÁINTE 🍻MOTHER 🧓🏻 FUCKERS 💋

      It’s pi 🍰 day📆

        Happy PI 3️⃣.1️⃣4️⃣ day you dirty SLUTS 😏👅!! Are you ready for some mathema🍆DICKS🍆?? Get 🕓READY🕓 to measure the cir💦CUM💦ference when you 🙌🏼THROW🙌🏼 that 👅🍑ASS🍑👅 In a circle ⚫️⚪️!! 😫DADDY😩 only gives his 💦💦CUMMIES💦💦 to the most mathema🍆🍆DICK🍆🍆 SLUTS 👌🏼😩!! SEND TO 1️⃣0️⃣of the 😏🙊NASTIEST🙊😏 hoes you know!! Get 0️⃣ back and you get 🙅🏼🚫NO 💦💦CUMMIES💦💦 for a WHOLE YEAR 👀! Get 5️⃣ back and you get to 🙌🏼 THROW 🙌🏼 that 👅🍑ASS🍑👅 for 👨🏽daddy👨🏽 all 🌜NIGHT🌛. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you the 😩😈NASTIEST😈😩 SLUT OUT THERE 😅😱 and you gonna be gettin that good mathema🍆🍆DICK🍆🍆 While u 📐📏measure 📏📐 the cir💦💦CUM💦💦ference of that 😩👌🏼👌🏼🍆GOOD DICK 😩🍆😂!!!
        Its 🥧PI 3️⃣.1️⃣4️⃣🥧 day you 👅horny ☄️🔥SLUTS 🥵‼️ HOEpe 😈 you’re ready to do some mathema🍆DICKS🍆. Get with your favorite 🥧PIe🥧 loving 🥵daddy🧔‍♂️ today ⬇️ and get 💦cream-PI-ed💦 all day long😏😜. Calculate🧮 the cir-💦CUM💦-frence of throwing💨 dat ass🍑 in a circle ⭕️ with all your math loving hoes👯‍♀️. Ladies👯‍♀️, don’t forget to put your bibs👶 on cause theres going to be 🍦cream💦 ALL over your face🥰😍. Share this post with 1️⃣0️⃣ people you want to eat 🥧PIe🥧 with😋 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you win a 👶LIFETIME👵👴supply of 💦CREAM🍦 PIe🥧 If you get 5️⃣ back, you have to throw your ass in a ⚫️circle⚪️ ALL 🌜NIGHT🌛. If you get 0️⃣ back, you’re failing ➗math✖️. 🙅‍♂️Don’t🙅‍♀️❌ share 📧📥 this and you’re ❌not❌ going to get ANY daddies👨 for 3️⃣.1️⃣4️⃣ years 🗓️.
        It's pi 🍰 day📆hoes💦💦! Gobble 👅 🆙 3.14 slices 🍰of pie 🎂and you'll be 🙏blessed🙏for 365 🗓 days. share 📤👉this👈post with 🔟 of your 👯closest 💁‍♂️sluts 🙋and you'll 👏get rewarded🎁 with a 👵🏻lifetime👴🏻supply📦 of pie🍰. Don't 🚫share 📤this and you 🙅won't🙅‍♂️ get any 🍆💦daddies 🍆💦for 3.14 🗓years🗓!
        Hey 👋 👨‍🏫FINEsteins🧠😍 It's creamPI💦🥧 day! Did you know 🧠 that pi🥧 is used to 📊calculate🧮 properties ⛓️ of circle ⭕️ such as cirCUMference🧑‍⚖️ and DICKameter 🥒 Well you know what's a circle⭕️? YOUR HOLES🍑. So to honor🙏 your holes🍑👅 and pi💦 , make sure you take 🍆 at least 3.14159➕️ loads 💦 today 📅

Be sure to send this to the 1️⃣0️⃣ sluttiest 🩲 🔢mathletes🧮 you know

Get 0️⃣ back, you're a sexless👎🚫 square 🟥 😔

Get 1️⃣-3️⃣back you're a 🏐 spherical🔮 slut 😘

Get 3.14159+ back, you're curvy, 💃🏿 circular ⭕️ creamPI champion 💦🥧🏆 
        It's creamPI💦🥧 day! Did you know 🧠 that pi🥧 is used to calculate🧮 properties of circle ⭕️ such as cirCUMference? Well you know what's a circle⭕️? YOUR HOLES🍑 so to honor🙏 your holes🍑👅 and pi💦 Make sure you take 🍆 at least 3.14159➕️ loads 💦 today 📅

Be sure to send this to the 10 sluttiest mathletes you know

Get 0 back, you're a sexless square 🟥 😔

Get 1-3 back you're a spherical slut 🔮😘

Get 3.14159+ back, you're curvy, circular creamPI champion ⭕️💦🥧🏆

        I can’t stand new midwest emo

          By u/midwestemeow, its satire on midwest emo scene.

          I literally cannot with the new wave of midwest emo anymore. It’s been absolutely ruined by American Football reissues, Modern Baseball tiktok edits, and this “Hot Mulligan” slop. Don’t even get me started on how every band just sounds like a mediocre copy of Cap'n Jazz with worse mixing and generic woe is me lyrics. Give me some actual unlistenable 2007 Bandcamp demos from some kid in a Denton Texas basement who never left his parents house, or the one EP that got 87 plays total and still has that perfect nasally whine and off time tapping. Mainstream midwest emo is just sad white boy self loathing core for people who discovered tiktok emo during the pandemic. I'll stick to my 320kbps rips of stuff nobody's ever heard of, thank you very much. At least it still feels like losing.

          Kamen Rider Gaim is the only Kamen Rider show that I actually wouldn’t mind airing in America.

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            Kamen Rider Gaim is the only Kamen Rider show that I actually wouldn't mind airing in America. It has enough depth, mature themes, and emotional weight to match lots of quality shows here like Game of Thrones and The Wire, so I think it would fit right at home if it aired uncut and subtitled on a channel like HBO and Showtime. I also think it would be a spectacular series to bring over because I think this is the kind of series that can bring our cultures together.

            I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits. I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits.

              By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to how much stuff needs T-Creds when leveling up in Endfield.

              I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits.

I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits. I try to raise my Laevatains skill, it costs Tcredits. I try to level her weapon, it costs Tcredits.

I pull Last Rite. I can’t even afford to look at her talent tree. I already wasted all my sanity trying to get some decent essences. I found 2000 Tcredits in the credit store for 75% off. I need 6,700,000.

I look at my factory. The only thing it generates are stock bills and I already emptied both regions of all their Tcredits. I decide to try to hunt for more clues to exchange to buy more from the shop. The only clues I get are 7.

Xaihi looks at me. Not saying a word. I know she wants her promotion too. I still have her skills at level 3.

I have 12.5k Tcredits to my name.