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In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire world

    The line came from Dawn of War II: Retribution during the Exterminatus of Typhon Primaris.

    In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May the Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects
    We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May the Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects.

    i remember having a tinder date come over, we agreed to netflix and chill; interstellar was the movie i picked

      i remember having a tinder date come over, we agreed to netflix and chill; interstellar was the movie i picked. she didn't want to watch a movie. she wanted to bang, but i picked up 0 signals, making her sit through the entire film, pausing intermittently to turn to her and say "this is how relativity actually works". after the film was over she still wanted to bang, god bless her, and i was unable to produce an erection. after several minutes of failed copulation, she said she needed to go home. i walked her to the door and told her "thank you". it really is a good film.

      Chinese woman have recognized the wealth many of these individual farm owners hold since covid era

        Well it's Mississippi, some of their richest and poorest did not finish high school because their future is dependent entirely on whether their family survived through all sorts of farm crisis and contract dispute rather than education and getting a job. As long as these farms maintain contracts with big agriculture and US government has their back, the only thing they stress about is what car to buy.

Also side note, Chinese woman have recognized the wealth many of these individual farm owners hold since covid era. My wife has showed me videos on that shitty China little red book app where you have actual Chinese hoes(like worked in AMP equivalent in China or freelance escorts) teaching people how to attract them midwest cowboys. Just have to "act traditional(easy), praise your men regularly(easy), give him chance to showoff his manliness(easy), ensure they're well fed(easy to hard since it depends if they like cook), and put out for your man hard", them farmers easily get folded by the tight Chinese pussies which are practically fresh and unused after the first 3 inches anyway so I feel like they're doing too much

        I’m just gonna say it, sticks were a mistake.

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          I'm just gonna say it, sticks were a mistake. As soon as primitive man invented sticks, everything became an arms race that led to where we are now. There was no attempt made to regulate them either. Any random ape could just walk into a jungle, grab a stick, and then use that stick to kill 6 other apes. We could've had peace, but we chose sticks instead.

          Can we stop infantilizing Ringo please?

            Its a circlerjerk comment by u/Background_Carpet841 on Ringo Starr who used to be the drummer for the Beatles.

            Can we stop infantilizing Ringo please? Just because he's not very articulate and sings kids songs occasionally doesn't mean that he should be treated like a child by fans. Ringo is a man, not a cartoon character. Come back when you find a baby that was in the grips of crippling alcoholism for over decade, nearly killed his wife on accident, and beat his addiction to become one of the most positive and healthy rockstars alive.

            FM Zama ‘Navy Seal’ copypasta

              Its the classic Navy Seal copypasta but changed to Field Marshal Zama from the game Menace.

              What did you just say about me over an open line, marine? I'll have you know I am the MOST decorated commander in the Planetary Jingwei, and have been involved in numerous operations securing the Wayback and have been awarded over 300 medals. I have tremendous political capital and am the most powerful force in the Wayback. You are nothing to me but a CONVENIENT store. I will destroy you with precision the likes of which has never been seen in your beloved Core Worlds. You think you can get away with saying these things to me over an open line? Think AGAIN, marine. As we speak I am contacting my network of informants across the Wayback and your position is being traced right now so you had best prepare for the storm, marine. The storm which wipes out that pauper's closet you call a wardrobe. I can make your life miserable in over seven hundred different ways, and that's just with a single call. Not only am I extensively connected with all the factions of the Wayback, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Planetary Jingwei and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your TCR bottoms off the face of the Wayback. If ONLY you could have known what unholy retribution your clever comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have held your tongue, MARINE. But you could not, you did not, and now YOU are paying the price. I will make your residence here a living hell and you will drown in it. You are DEAD, marine.

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