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I gotta ask, why didn’t you use Tiki Phonk this time?

    Hey brother 😭🙏 I gotta ask, why didn’t you use Tiki Phonk this time? 🗿 Honestly, Tiki Phonk would’ve matched the whole vibe perfectly and made the edit way more energetic ⚡🔥 The bass, the cowbells, and the overall atmosphere would’ve gone absolutely crazy 🎧💥 I was genuinely expecting that style because it always makes the clips feel smoother, harder, and way more satisfying to watch 👌💯
Don’t get me wrong though, the edit was still clean 🍷 but Tiki Phonk would’ve pushed it to another level entirely 🚀 The way those distorted beats sync with transitions is unmatched 😭 Every flash, zoom, and movement would’ve hit ten times harder 💣 The music basically gives edits an aura 👁️🗿 Like the second the beat drops, everything suddenly feels cinematic and dangerous 😈⚔️Brother, your editing style already fits Tiki Phonk perfectly too 🤝 The pacing, the transitions, the effects — all of it screams for that aggressive energy 🔥 Imagine the bass dropping exactly when the clips switch 💥 or the cowbells echoing during the slow motion parts 🎶 That would’ve been legendary 😭🙏 People definitely would’ve replayed the edit over and over because the vibe would’ve been addicting 📈🌀
That’s the thing with Tiki Phonk 🎧 It doesn’t just sound cool — it transforms the whole experience 🌌 Even simple clips start feeling powerful and memorable 🗿 The atmosphere becomes darker, cleaner, and way more hype ⚡ Without it, the edit still looks good, but with it? Brother… it becomes generational 🍷🔥
Next time, trust the vision and let the Tiki Phonk carry the edit 😭🙏 Let the bass shake the screen 💣 let the transitions breathe with the beat 🎶 and let the aura consume the entire video 👁️🗿 Trust me brother, everything will sound cleaner, hit harder, and feel way more unforgettable 💯
Capiche boy? 🍷🗿
    嘿兄弟😭🙏 我想問，這次你為什麼沒用Tiki Phonk？ 🗿 說實話，Tiki Phonk 的音樂和整個視頻的氛圍簡直絕配，會讓剪輯更有活力⚡🔥 低音、牛鈴聲，還有整體氛圍，肯定會嗨翻天🎧💥 我真的非常期待這種風格，因為它總是能讓視頻看起來更流暢、更有衝擊力，也更有觀賞性👌 不過別誤會，現在的剪輯也很乾淨利落🍷，但 Tiki Phonk 的音樂絕對能把它提升到另一個層次🚀 那些失真節拍和轉場的同步簡直無與倫比，但 Tiki Phonk 的音樂絕對能把它提升到另一個層次🚀 那些失真節拍和轉場的同步簡直無與倫比，😭 每一個閃光、縮放和動作都會帶來十倍的衝擊力💣 這音樂真的能給剪輯帶來一種氛圍👈️。兄弟，你的剪輯風格其實和 Tiki Phonk的音樂也很搭🤝節奏、轉場、特效——所有的一切都在吶喊著要注入那股強勁的能量🔥想像一下，當視頻片段切換時，低音炮精準地轟鳴💥，或者慢鏡頭中迴盪著牛鈴聲🎶那該 這就是Tiki Phonk的魅力所在🎧它不僅僅聽起來很酷——它徹底改變了整個體驗🌌即使是簡單的片段也會變得充滿力量，令人難忘🗿氛圍變得更加黑暗、更加純粹，也更加令人興奮⚡沒有它，剪輯看起來也不錯，但有了它呢？兄弟……這可是傳世之作🍷🔥 下次，相信你的直覺，讓Tiki Phonk帶你完成剪輯😭🙏 讓低音震撼屏幕💣 讓轉場隨著節拍律動🎶 讓氛圍席捲整個視頻👁️🗿 相信我兄弟，一切都會更清晰、更有衝擊力，更令人難忘💯 明白了嗎，兄弟？ 🍷🗿

    Wyll is an extremely non-stereotypical Black character

      Started out as an honest appreciation post for Wyll on r/BaldursGate3 but the way it was worded made it look like an ironic shitpost so fans used it as meme material for shitposting.

      Wyll 

      
Wyll is an extremely non-stereotypical Black character 

You can call Wyll bland, boring or anything but Larian did an amazing job creating Wyll to be a character who avoids almost every common media stereotype and this is amazing. He is not a alternative take on a pre-existing white character, his powers are not lightning based, and he does not have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen. I love you Larian.

      Astarion 

      Astarion is an extremely non-stereotypical Vampire character 

You can call Astarion bland, boring or anything but Larian did an amazing job creating Astarion to be a character who avoids almost every common media stereotype and this is amazing. He is not always "Ah, Ah, Ah" after each sentence, he is not burning or sparkling in the sun, he is not a count or from Transylvania and he does not have a widow's peak (look at that hairline). I love you Larian.

      Dame Aylin

      Dame Aylin is an incredibly non-stereotypical lesbian character 

You can call Aylin bland, boring, or anything but Larian did an excellent job creating Aylin to be an incredibly non stereotypical character. For example, she doesn't have a poor relationship with religion and is in fact very religious herself, and she doesn't have a neon-colored half-shave hairstyle. She does spend several hours each day with Isobel's ass planted on her face but other than that she avoids every common media trope. I will name my first born after Swen Vincke

      Dark Urge

      Dark Urge is an incredibly non stereotypical white character 

You can call Dark Urge bland, boring, or anything but Larian did an excellent job creating Dark Urge to be an incredibly non stereotypical character. For example, he has sex with corpses instead of dogs, he eats people instead of green bean casserole. There is a lot of incest in his family but otherwise he avoids every other common media trope. Thanks Larian!

      Gale 

      Gale is an extremely non-stereotypical black character 

You can call Gale bland, boring or anything, but Larian did an amazing job creating Gale to be character who avoids almost every common media stereotype and this is amazing. He is not always horny (post patch), he is not a welfare queen, and he eats magic items instead of watermelon. I love you Larian.

      Do you pretend to “hunt prey” while running?

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        So I was running for the first time in a year today, im overweight (6’3 215) and I genuinely have a very uncoordinated body and I decided to go for a 5k. I wanted to stop looking at strava on my phone and instead distracted myself with my thoughts. I suddenly remebered seeing a video online on how our ancestors use to hunt prey for hours at a time in order to tire out prey and secure food, so with each lap I finished I kept pretending that I was chasing prey to feed my family and with each lap I kept throwing imaginary spears and bow and arrows with the goal of finally “catching prey” when I was down with my run. Honestly for the first time running in a while it kept my mind off of things and I sprinted last few seconds to secure a 36 minute 5k which I’m assuming is terrible. My knees and joints are about cooked right about now and I honestly don’t wanna think about what I’m gonna feel like tommorow. Anyways during my run I feel like I activated an ancient ancestral gene that made me push further in a run than I ever had and honestly felt amazing catching my prey (finishing 5k).
Do you guys have makeup stories to make your run more bearable? Or do you just focus on making it to the end?

        Typhon’s b00b@S are so nice and squishy

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          Ever since Typhon had been recruited, I couldn’t keep my eyes of her gargantuan breasts because I just wanna play with them, squeeze them, slap them, and unimaginable amount of other unholy things(with consent because I still had dignity). But I had also noticed something else…..

Ever since I first met her, I noticed that she always had trouble walking, it’s almost as if something extremely heavy was weighing her down. She couldn’t even take a proper step without nearly falling forward. I saw it as a temporary thing at first, but it has been going on for days. So I finally decided to ask what’s wrong.

She stated that her breast had been in an excruciating pain due to being overfilled with milk, like a cows utter when it’s unmilked. I offered to help by milking her, but she rejected because it would be too painful.

I promised that I would squeeze it as gently and slightly as possible, so you started squeezing. It felt physically nice, but then there was a huge burst…..

The milk blasted out of Typhon’s tits with such surgical force that it pushed me to the corner of the office. After a second, the whole office had been flooded with her breast milk. What should I fucking do in dis situation? I urgently opened the door to prevent drowning, this is where I realised I fucked up…..

The whole bottom floors of the ark had been completely SUBMERGED in her magnificent breast milk, it was like a freaking titanic. It was flowing everywhere like crazy. Just how much gallons of milk those her breasts contain?

“Hey, I can finally walk now!” Typhon cried happily. All the weight from her curve were now gone, but her breast still remained in the same size. She was so thankful for my help that she allowed me to jump on her booba like a trampoline and use it as a pillow whenever I sleep.

It has been weeks ever since, and my time squishing her breasts like a fidget toy has been great. I recently received an announcement that 54 of my operators had been drowned to death from that incident, but it was all worth the sacrifice. Plus, all of those milk were sent to the starving children in an orphanage so it all payed off.

          Did 9/11 happen in the Cars universe?

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            The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

            My significant other likes to go “monkey mode” while playing Winston

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              My significant other likes to go “monkey mode” while playing Winston 

My significant other recently started playing Overwatch. At first, it was just a hobby, the usual stuff, maybe a bit of shouting at the screen. But lately, their behavior has taken a very strange turn, specifically when they play as this one character who is a large gorilla.

Whenever they start playing as him, they immediately switch into this weird, deep cartoonish voice and say “greetings” over and over again to whoever they are playing with online. It’s annoying, but I could live with that. The real problem is when they start doing well in the game.

They call it “monkey mode.” Whenever they get a few kills or win a fight, they completely abandon the chair, climb onto our bed, and start crawling around on their knuckles like a gorilla. They actually beat their chest. It’s become such a common occurrence that I feel like I can’t even be in the room while they’re gaming anymore. It’s incredibly jarring to go from a quiet evening to hearing thumping, chest-beating, and weird grunting from the bedroom.

To make matters worse they’ve also developed an obsession with the song “Gucci Gang” by Lil Pump but replaced the lyrics to say “Gooshway Gang” (who I believe is a chinese professional player). They sing it constantly. Not just while playing, but while we’re cooking dinner, while they’re getting ready for work, just randomly around the house.

I’ve brought up how its driving me crazy but they just sort of laugh it off like it’s a joke or an “inside thing” with their online friends. Am I overreacting? Is this behavior normal among Overwatch players? Winston players?