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Team Fortress 2 helped me lose my virginity

    *Inhales........ok this is going to bee a lot so get comfortable.

Ok so I have been playing Tf2 when I was 12 back in 2015 during the gun mettle update.

Some time had passed and I decided to join a community server that had voice chat and was only avalible in the state of texas (it was a texas specific server).

I was playing on dust bowl defence and was playing pyro (my main) until I saw a level 1 teleporter outside spawn so I decided to switch to engi and upgrade it.

Little did I know that teleporter belongs to the current love of my life (who will remain anonymous).

As the match went on 'she' started speaking into her microphone asking everyone to help her maintain her buildings, so I switch to enigi again and satrted upgrading her building on last.

The funny part was that I did not say anything in chat so it just looked like someone came, upgraded her buildings, switch to pyro and just left.

She liked that, she REALLY liked that, so much so that she decided to post her fucking discord into the chat and told that Dr.Peepee (me) could add her as a friend, so I did for some reason (no but seriously I could have been an online preditor and gave me her fucking discord).

She was messaging me about Tf2, how long I have been playing it and what was my favourite class etc (well that was not suspicious).

So I answered them and told her everything until she asked me about weather I was a boy or not.

I said boy and then she called me for voice chat because she needed proof, her camera was on.

If I could discribe her it would be a the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

She did not care and was asking me to speak and so I did.

At first I just said hi and we started talking about Tf2, our personal lives (not to much tho) and things like being in texes in which she said she was from austin, I was from austin..........hell ya.

I told her that I was also from austin and she told her fucking location (I DID NOT SHOW MY FACE YET).

This is getting weird but then I relized her location was very near, just a long walk away.

At this point I thought I was being lured in buy a deepfake or an online preditor or something but it was just to convincing, she even showed a picture of her house on her phone (it was a selfie).

I was convinced so on a random afternoon I decided to visit her because not.

It took an hour but once I arived it was the same house as the one in the picture so I was really exited.

I knocked the door and was greeted by her, she did not know me at first but soon realized that it was me.

She let me inside.She let me inside.She let me inside.

We started talking for hours but thats not what you all are here for because a few weeks later she called me to come to her house again and that her parents were not home.Her parents were not home.Her parents were not home.Her parents were not home.

This was my chance because I started to like her a lot.

This all felt to good to be true, Iwas living in heaven, everything was perfect.

I think you all know what happens next but thats is not I want to say.

Instead I just want to thank eveyone that made this fucking beautiful community and the poeple who risked everything making this beautiful fucking game.

Thank you for everything.

I mean it.

I hope you all have an amazing 2024 cause I know I will with my GF.

Oh ya and for those who did not get it, we fucked.

    I swear to fucking god there is no group of individuals as brain dead as teen and mid twenties car guys.

      I swear to fucking god there is no group of individuals as brain dead as teen and mid twenties car guys.

I know a dude who threw an LS crate engine into his 2016(?) Camaro at a ridiculous cost and had probably dumped $60k into it by the time the motor fucking exploded and he replaced it for another 20 bones.

This guy is almost 30, a twink who still lives with his parents, feeds off of validation on Snapchat and instagram reels doing burnouts in traffic, and who probably only owns hoodies and snap backs. For what?

The levels of jerking are self sustaining. It’s gotten to a point where I can see a 350z in a McDonald’s parking lot and know exactly which employee is shitcanning himself to work. If I see another Honda odyssey straight piped with a heart towhook or a teddy bear chained to the bumper I’m going to emulsify my brains against a canvas

      remember the goat you once were. LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!!

        better than azul and valley idc. remember the goat you once were. MREKK!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!! IKNOW YOURE FUCKING THERE!!! LISTEN!!!!!! A LEGEND DOESNT DIE WHEN THEY FALL ON THE BATTLEFIELD. THEY DIE WHEN THEY CAN NO LONGER GET UP AND RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD. YOU ARENT DONE, YOU GOT TAHT DOG IN YOU. WAKE TF UP!!! TURN OFF THE FACECAM. TURN OFF THE BTMC TOURNAMENT. TURN OFF THE MIC. TURN OFF THE PP COUNTER. TURN IT OFF. TURN OFF YOUR FKN CHAT. LOCK TF IN. ITS NOT OVER

        what about im not a crackhead dont you understand?

          what about im not a crackhead dont you understand? i have never done cocaine in the united states ive only ive only ever done crack in international waters LEGALLY. And cocaine has been used throughout history with no side effects, i have no lambda waves in my ecg and i dont have VT so there is no problem doing crack 1-2 times a year while fishing. im not queing qp while doing cocaine and the question has already been answered the answer is 60-80 games to adjust your mmr.

          Kim Mingook “I died yesterday.”

            Kim Minguk’s Instagram Story with Jihyo
            I died yesterday. Kim Min-gook, who was colorless and odorless, died and was reborn after meeting Jihyo. A bright world and a scent that you can feel.
            I died yesterday
The colorless, odorless, meaningless Kim Mingook died
After meeting Jihyo, Kim Mingook is now gasping for his first breath again
In a brightened world and a scent one can perceive
As a breeze lightly brushing him from the deep cave where he wandered
Discovering meaning through it
Snow falling aimlessly in winter
The white snow revealing a light seen with my own eyes
I died yesterday
And yesterday I took my first breath
            I 🧐 died 😵 yesterday 📅🗓️ The colorless💥, odorless💥, meaningless 🤮 Kim Mingook died 😔 After 👀 meeting 🤝 Jihyo, Kim Mingook is now 🥺 gasping for 🤡 his 🦋🌟❄️ first 🌓 breath 🐙👄 again 😘😟 In 🤖 a brightened world 💕🌎 and a scent one 😥♿ can 🥫 perceive As a breeze 🌬️ lightly 💨 brushing him 👴 from 👉😮 the deep 😝 cave where 👏⬇️🗺️ he 💁‍♂️ wandered Discovering meaning 😏 through 🔛 it Snow 🏔 falling 🍂 aimlessly in ☹️ winter 😾 The white ⚪ snow ❄️⛄ revealing 🐜👒🔌 a light 🚦 seen 👀 with my 😀 own 😠 eyes 👀 I 👥 died 😵❌ yesterday 📅🗓️ And yesterday 📅🗓️ I 👈 took 🤜 my 💄👪👍 first 🌓 breath 🏊‍♂️🏊‍♀️🧘‍♂️

            Happy New Year & New Years Eve

              HAPPY 🎉🎩 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ 😂 YOU 👆 TWENTY 🌈🌈 TWENTY 🎊 WHORES‼️A NEW YEAR🗓️ 🏌💁 MEANS 👉🤔 NEW 🐓🍆COCKS 🍌TO 🌂GLUCK 🍗🐔NEW 🎀 PUSSIES 🌺TO 🔢💦 SUCK 💦 AND 👏 NEW TITTIES 🍒💥TO FUCK‼️‼️‼️ 🙌 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 😷💕 HAD 📈UPS⬆️AND 📉DOWNS ⬇️BUT IT’S 🙄😳 TIME 🕟 TO CELEBRATE 🙆 🎊AND 👏💮 GO ✔ DOWN 👇 ON 🚶 SOME 🔇🍭 DROPPING 🪩BALLS 💦💦 TONIGHT 😫😫 AS 🌕THE 🚀COCK 🐓 STRIKES 👏👏 TWELVE🕛‼️‼️ COMMENORATE 🍾 THE 💉🏅 NEW 👌👆 YEAR🤗 BY 😈 KISSING 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😗😘 YOUR 👏 FRIENDS 😏👫 ON 👌 ALLLL 💯THEIR 💢💋LIPS 👄 🌮TO 😩 START 🏁🍆 YOUR 🚢 👯‍♀️SLUTTING 💃OFF 👯‍♂️RIGHT🫦‼️‼️‼️ 👉✔ JUST 👏🤫DON’T 🙈GET🙈 PREGNANT🤐WITH A 👦 BABY 👶 NEW 👌 YEAR 😣 OF 🚋 YOUR 👉👉 OWN‼️‼️ ☯ SEND 💌THIS ⬇😬 TO 📮YOUR 🔝1️⃣0️⃣ 🕛💸 TWENTY 🎊🎊 TWENTY 🍾WHORES🕺 TO PROVE🫶YOU’RE 😍👀 A 📢 TRUE ✌️NEW 🆕 YEAR 😻NYMPHO‼️‼️ GET 5️⃣ ☠ BACK ❌🔙 AND 🍆 YOUR 👀👈 OVARIES 💄WILL EXPLODE 💥🔥 LIKE THE ➡👏 TITAN 🛳️SUB ⚓️💩👨 LAST 🔚⬅ JUNE‼️ GET 🔟☝ BACK 👊AND 💰 YOU’RE 👇🔥EVEN🌩 HOTTER 🔥THAN JULY’S 🎇 🧠☀️RECORD 🤑 BREAKING 👣TEMPERATURES🥵‼️‼️ ❄ 1️⃣5️⃣ 🔙❔ BACK 😤 FOR 🌹🚦 A CHANCE 🧞‍♂️TO 💰 FUCK THE TWINK🧜‍♂️ FROM THE 🌊SENATE 💯 HEARING ROOM 🔊🚹 THIS PAST ⛄️☃️DECEMBER‼️ GETTING 0️⃣ BACK 🙄⬅ MEANS 😼 YOU’LL 🅱️ 🐝💪 DRYER 🏜️THAN 🤢 HENRY🤮 KISSINGER’S 💩ROTTING🧛🤒DICK 🌭IN🍆 HELL‼️‼️ HOPE YOUR ASS 🍑TAKES 🔥ALL 💯OF 💦🔴 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ 🕑 LIKE A 👌 GOOD 😫👍 LITTLE 👯WHORE🕺🕺💃 AND IT 👀LEAVES 🍃🍃 YOU 💦SOAKED 💧🚿AND 🍆👏 🙏BEGGING🧎‍♂️FOR 👊🖍 MORE‼️ 😩🤯💣🔛🔝🔜
              HAPPY 🎆 NEW YEARS 🎇 YOU SEXY FIRECRACKERS 🧨 WELCOME TO TWENTY 2️⃣0️⃣TWENTY WHORE 2️⃣4️⃣ BETTER CHASE THAT CHAMPAGNE SHOT 🥂 WITH A CUM SHOT 💦 FIREWORKS 💥 ARE GOING TO EXPLODE 🎆 LIKE THIS DICK 🍆IN YOUR PUSSY 🍑🤪 AT MIDNIGHT YOU GET A KISS 😘 AND YOU GET 💖TO SUCK SOME DICK 🤪 NEW YEAR 🎀 NEW TITTIES 🍒 WRAP IT 👍BEFORE 🫡YOU TAP IT 👍 THIS YEAR ‼️‼️WE EATING 🍴GOOD ‼️‼️FUCK A NEW SLUT💯 EVERY DAY TO KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY ❌👨‍⚕️ ❌ SEND 👏THIS 👏TO 👏ALL 👏YOUR 👏HOES 👏IF YOU GET ONE ☝️1️⃣BACK YOULL GET 🌽SLOPPY TOPPY 🍌 IN A DIVE BAR 🎱 BATHROOM 🚽 THIS YEAR IF YOU GET THREE 3️⃣ BACK YOUR ✨ SUGAR ✨DADDY 👨‍🦳WILL GIFT U WITH 🤑$100 💸AND A BABY 🤰 IF YOU GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK YOURE 🤞GUARANTEED ‼️TO HAVE AN ORGY👯‍♂️👯👯‍♀️ IN YOUR 🫵PARENTS BEDROOM 👫😩IF YOU GET TEN 🔟 BACK 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣WILL BE THE YEAR 💊YOU BECOME A 🙏🧎‍♂️SEX GOD 💒WITH THE OPPORTUNITY 🎇JESUS DICK ✝️🍆
              💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 you twenty-twenty-WH0RE‼️👯😈😘 2023 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😏 Lets reCUNT what happened 🤔💭
* The eCOCKnomy 🤑🍆 💸 got really INFLATED (kinky)… 😳🎈📈😼
* Elongated Muskrat 👨🏻💰🤡 bought Titter 🐥📲 and renamed it XXX 😳🤤👀
* a SUBmersble ⬇️🙇‍♂️ tried to see the TITanic 👀🤤🍈🍈🚢 and EXPLODED 😩💥💦
* Boobie 👱🏻‍♀️💅💖 and Oppenhymen 💣🤯🍑 DOMINATED 😈⛓️ the box office 🎟️🎥
* Taylick Swallow 🎤🙋🏼‍♀️ had the Eroticas Tour 🏟️😱 and released 1969 (Taylick’s Vag!na) 🤯😍😫
* Donald Trump 🤢👴🏻 got inDICKted 🚨👮‍♂️🍆 for messing with ✊😈 the ERECTION…. 🍆⬆️🤤
But now DICKcember 🍆⛄️❄️🎅 is OVER‼️ its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 some Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈👹😜🤑 Get out the Party P🅾️ppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz at the stroke 🍆✊😩 of twelve o’C🅾️CK: 🌚🕰 BALLS ⚪️⚫️✨ are gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 chamPUSSY 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫 and CUMfetti 🍆🎊🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦🤤😋🎉🎊 If u send this 💌 to 2️⃣4️⃣ beloved New Year Hoes 🥰👯😉 Daddy New Year 👨🏻😻😘👨‍👦will give u his special Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆😁😋😁😋😁😋 But if u DONT…. 😰 Ur gonna get a Happy New YEAST INFECTION 🤢🍄🍑🤮👎
              👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏼from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍
              DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢…. but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY HORNY-FOUR😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑FUCKED😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣ NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦2️⃣💦4️⃣or you won’t be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊
              🗣 HEY all my money 💰 hungry SLUTS 😩 we are bag 💼 chasing 🏃‍♀️ in 2024!!! So stop grinding on that DICK 🍆 and start grinding for that DOUGH 🍞🤑 We know you work HARD😩😰for that ca$h 💵 so make that ca$h 💵 work HARDER for you 🫡😈 deposit that LOAD 💦 of money💰 into a brokerage account 🏦 and watch it grow 🍌😳 contribution limits to Roth IRAs are $6.5k in 2024 🤯🤑 take it all at one if you can handle it 😤🥵 or put a little in each month 🤏 🗓 either way you’re still growing that bread 🥖 with comPOUNDING 💦 interest 💰💸 make your DADDY proud 🥰 by putting your money 💵 where your mouth 👄 is 😩😮 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🤫🤩 money👅😋 hungry hoes 😻 get 0️⃣ back and you’re just another Bernie Madoff 🫣 BROKIE 😣🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏼 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be HOWLING 🐺 all night long like the wolf of Wall Street 😫😌 get 1️⃣5️⃣ 🙀 back and you’ll be having a Warren BUFFET of all the COCK 🍆 and CASH 💰 you want in 2024 😝😍
              3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼or 2024 will be dry and dickless 🙈🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
              hEY SLUT👅🙋🏼 now that ChristmASS🎁🎉🎉🙅🏼 is over its time🕐🕥🕢 for 🆕NUDE years eve👍🏼👍🏼😻 its time to hop off Santa’s BIG DICK🎅🏿🎅🏼💦🍆 and suck🍭 that BALL🏐⚽🏀🏈⚾🎾😝till it DROPS⬇ and don't🙅🏼 forget to pop👆🏼 that PUSSY like a BALLOON🎈🔪 with some NUDE year fireCOCKS💥😩 send📲 this to 1⃣5⃣15 of your nude years sluts💦👅 if you get 1⃣0⃣10 back then you’re the baddest💋 ball sucking biTCH and in 2⃣0⃣2⃣4️⃣2024 you’ll get surprises😱 in your PANTS👖😏 if you get 5 back then the nude year will bring➡ you lots of cock soup😩🍆🍜 if you get 0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣0 back😷 then no🚫🙅🏼 nude years cummies for you😭😱😖😫
              🎉🎆🎉🎆🎉🎆🎉 new year nEw Year 🎉 thats 🎆 a new 🎉🎉 year right 🎉🎉 there 🎉🎉🎉 right🎆there 🎆🎆if I do say ƽo myself 🎊 I say so 🎊 thats the new year im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) hmMMMMᎷМ🎆 🎉🎉 🎉HO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎊 🎉 🎆🎆🎆 🎉🎉Happy New Year🎆
              Its NEW YEARS‼️‼️‼️🎆🎆🎆🎆 that means its time to SHOOT 👏 them 👏 LOADS 👏 (of fireworks) UP into that DARK BLACK HOLE 🕳️🕳️‼️🍑🍑 you better POP that CHAMPAGNE🥂 and get ready to get FRISKY 😳🫣 at 12:00 AM‼️🕛 get ready for those GOLDEN BALLS tonight🏀⚽️ because CUMMIES ARE CUMMING‼️‼️‼️‼️🎆🎆🎆 send this to 5️⃣ of your best CHAMPANGE BOTTLE DEEPTHROATERS 🥂🥂🍾🍾 if you get 5️⃣ back your gonna get SMOOCHED 💋😘this new years if you get 🔟 back your gonna be 🥵 HOT 🥵 HOT 🥵 HOT and not from the fireworks 💥 😉‼️ if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you are the BEST 🏆🥇 at taking that CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE 🍾 IN ⬅️ and OUT ➡️ all JANUARY FIRST‼️🗓️ HAPPY 😃 NEW YEAR HOES 👯‍♀️ I HOPE YOU GET LOTS OF NEW YEAR 🎉🎉 CUMMIES‼️‼️
              Hello you filthy slut! 😉😋😉 hope you had a greedy Xmas stuffing yourself whenever you could 😈😈😈 now 2024 is cumming fast towards us 💦💦💧💦 are you entering the new year face on or from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑 Make your resolutions this year as HARD as possible 🙀🙀🍆🍆 aim for bigger larger and thicker things that will stretch your capabilities 🤪🤪😩😩😍😍 but before that wel-cum the new year!! Let’s make this night last as lonnggg 🤞🤞🙌👉👌as possible don’t let the decade FINISH too quickly ⏳⏳🍆💦💦 be sure to fill up your gl-ASS to its maximum 🥛🙇‍♀🙇‍♀🙇‍♀🙇‍♀ and keep your lips wet all night👅👅👄👄. Gotta be sure to see out this year with a bang 🚀🚀💥💥🤤 spread it wide and receive the new year you hoe.
Cunt-inue being the filthy skank u are 💋💋💋
              DADDY TIME 👴🏼🕙 is 😩💦 CUMMING 💦 At the STROKE 🥵🥵 of 🕛 MIDNIGHT 🕛 BALLS will be 💧SLIDING💧 into 😛🤪 faces as everyone 👯‍♀️ gathers 👯👯‍♂️ around to 3️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ count down a 🎉💦CUMFETTI 💦🎉 storm. Wear your 🍆SLUTTIEST🍆 outfit 👙🩲 while you 💢POP💢 that 🍑ASS 🍑🍑 and 🍾🍾 bottles 🥂 at 🕛 12 o’COCK 🍆🍆 DADDY TIME👴🏼🕙 will make 👉🏽YOU👈🏽 his lil 💥😫 NOISEMAKER 🥴 and fill that 🍑🍑 AULD LANG ASS 🍑 with all his old 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ CUM 💦💦 to 🤰🏻breed🤰🏾🤰🏼 BABY NEW YEAR 👶🏽👶🏻 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣🎉. NEW YEAR HOES😉😝😛 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦2️⃣💦4️⃣or you won't be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊
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