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Regular seats : 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

VIP seats : 💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺

Food : 🌭🌯🌮🍞🥜🫓🥐🥯🥖🧇🥞🍳🥚🥪🧀🌭🍔🍗🥩🥓🥘🌮🥙🫔🍕🥨🍕🌮🥙🥘🥣🍱🍲🍜🦪🍙🍢🍱🍣🦞🍝🫕🥫🍙🦪🍣🍤🍗🍖

Desert: 🍥🍡🍘🥠🥮🍧🍨🍦🥧🍰🍮🎂🧁🍭🍬🍫🍩🍪🍯

Drinks: 🧊🧋🧃🥛

Alcoholic drinks : 🍷🍻🫗🥃🍶🍺🥂🍾

Coffee : ☕🍵🧉🫖

Fruits + veggies : 🍓🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍌🍋🍈🍏🍐🥝🫒🍇🫐🥥🍅🌶️🫚🧅🌽🥦🥒🥬🫛🫑🥑🍠🧄🍆🥔🫘🌰

Utensils: 🍴🔪🥄🥤🍽️

Animal area : 🦁🐯🐱🐶🐺🐻🐻‍❄️🐨🐼🐹🐭🐰🦊🦝🐷🐮🐽🐗🦓🐴🦄🫎🐲🦎🐉🦖🦕🐢🐊🐍🐸🐇🐁🐀🐈🐩🐈‍⬛🐕🦮🐕‍🦺🐖🐎🫏🐄🐃🐂🦬🐏🐑🐐🦌🦙🦥🦘🐘🦣🦏🦛🦒🐆🐅🐒🦍🦧🐪🐫🐿️🦫🦨🦡🦔🦦🦇🪽🪽🪶🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🕊️🦃🐥🐣🐓🐤🐠🐡🦃🪿🦢🐋🦑🦩🦂🦭🦑🦗🦋🦠🪲🐛🪳🕸️

Pool area : 🌊💧💦🐬🐋🐳🐟🦈🦐🐙🪼🐚🐙🦑🐧

Insect area : 🐛🐝🦋🦗🪲🐜

Aquarium area : 🐟🦀🍤🦐🦞🦭

Dancing area + show : 🕴️💃🕺👯‍♂️🧑‍🤝‍🧑👭🧟‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧝‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦸‍♂️👨‍🚀👰‍♂️🤴💂‍♂️👨‍🔧👨‍⚕️👨‍🏭👨‍🚒👨‍🌾👨‍🏫👨‍🎓👨‍🎤👨‍🎨👨‍🍳👳🧕👲🧑🧑‍🦳

Kids area: 🛴🍼👨‍🍼🤱👩‍🍼

Family area : 💑👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👨‍👩‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👪👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧

Old people area: 🧓👵👴

School area: 👨‍🏫📗🎒📘🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️📙📖

Haircut area: 💇💇‍♀️💇‍♂️✂️

More popcorn: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Bar area ( do not bring your kids or animals because this is not animal friendly or kids friendly):🍺🍻🤢🎉💫⭐🌝🌚🤑

Candy : 🍭🍬🍫

Police area: 👮‍♂️👮‍♀️👮🚔🚨

Gf bf or bf bf or gf gf : 👭🧑‍🤝‍🧑👯🕺👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🧑‍🍼💏💑🤱🧑‍🍼

Plants and flowers area : 💐🌻🥀🌺🌷🪷💮🏵️☘️🌻🌼🍁🍄🌱🌵🌴🌲🪵🪹🪴🍄🌳

Toilets: 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

Toilet cleaner for workers - 🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠

Hockey area: 🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏒🏒🏑

Soccer area: ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅 ( two goals post with each ball after the payment ) $10

Football: 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈

Regular tickets (1 like = 1 ticket for you): 🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️

VIP tickets (5 likes = 8 tickets for everyone ! Bring friends along !!! Not forcing ) : 🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫

Thank you for buying and coming on this plane 🩷 And yes there are dangerous animals like dragons and extinct animals!!! Stay calm and stay in your seats and have a safe flight✈️

And this took me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long so please leave a like

❤️‍🩹Don't like if you don't want to Not forcing👇
    Gay seats:

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    Face McShooty – SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE!

      Face McShooty quotes

      Its a quote from Face McShooty in Borderlands 2 who gives players a side-quest of shooting him in the face. Yes it’s that simple and he was literally begging you for it.

      SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!
      IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!

      I CANT DO IT ANYMORE

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        I CANT DO IT ANYMORE 

ISTG. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. THIS GAME DRIVES ME CRAZY. HOW CAN I LIKE SO MUCH TWO SIBLINGS WHO HAVE SEX? IM GOING CRAZY. I SPEND THE WHOLE DAY THINKING ABOUT ANDREW AND ASHLEY AND HOW FUCKING DELICIOUS THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS. I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO EXPLODE. THE SCENE WHERE ANDREW PASSES SMOKE INTO ASHLEY'S MOUTH IS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. THEIR ABUSIVE SEX. ANDREW DRUNK. IM OBSESSED IM NOT OKAY ALL MY FRIENDS THINK I'M CRAZY AND THEY ARE RIGHT. THIS GAME CHANGED THE CHEMISTRY OF MY BRAIN I LOVE INCEST I LOVE INCEST I LOVE INCEST

        What do you mean “You can’t recruit Alfira”???

          Alfira from BG3
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          What do you mean "You can't recruit Alfira"??? 

So you're telling me that Larian Studios went ahead and crafted the love of my life—the woman of my dreams—slapped the words bard companion on her beautiful forehead, and then had the audacity to say, “Just kidding”? Is this a fever dream? And to make it worse, I was so sure she was recruitable that I searched up how to bring her into my party... only to spoil myself with what they added into Patch 7. This is unforgivable. It's cruel. Blosszu disapproves!
          So you're telling me 😮 that Larian Studios 🐙 went ahead and crafted the love of my life 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 the woman of my dreams 😍🚶‍♀️‍➡️ slapped the words bard companion 🗣🎼🎵👥️ on her beautiful forehead 👨‍🦲 and then had the audacity 😈 to say "Just kidding" 🤪🤪🤪 Is this a fever dream? 🤒😱 And to make it worse ↘️ I was so sure she was recruitable 🤝🥰 that I searched up 🧐🔎 how to bring her into my party 👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ only to spoil 🤥 myself with what they added 🤯 in patch 7️⃣ This is unforgivable 😡😡😡 It's cruel 🔪 Blosszu 😐 DISAPPROVES 💀💀💀

          My name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I’m getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you’re spreading

            Its an old Twitch copypasta used to troll Kripp (Twitch streamer) or as a joke in his chat back in 2016.

            Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"

            Nimi Nightmare (Ceres Fauna)

            Nimi Nightmare copypasta

            The pasta is even more relevant for Nimi Nightmare or Ceres Fauna since she’s vegan.

            Howdy Nimi, my name is Bill, and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a woman. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"