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I’m tryna order a fucking Pizza Hut and it just keeps showing me Cheese Sticks

    From a Tiktok video where Pizza Hut keeps tempting the woman with cheese sticks before checking out.

    Like I’m tryna order a fucking Pizza Hut and it just keeps showing me if we- uh- can we tempt you with CHEESE sticks! I - I don’t want- I literally I don’t want cheese sticks I just want to check out oh my god like I’m not even- LOOK! no, PLEASE I- I don’t want your fucking cheese sticks I just want to check out
    Can we tempt you? Cheese Sticks 150 cal/Stick, 5 sticks ADD FOR $6.99 BUY IT OR ELSE
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    Eldenring Nightreign is the epitome of laziness, and I’m ashamed I spent money on the game

      new copypasta dropped
      byu/Working_Long_5931 inshittydarksouls
      I could write 40 paragraphs on everything I dislike about this games design but I'll try to keep this brief. Fromsoft has been coasting off the same reused ideas and assets for a long time, but only in this game did they manage to be lazy about literally everything, including their own laziness. The amount of new things added into this can be counted on your fingers, and for all the old stuff shoehorned into this game, they somehow managed to bring back not even the bare minimum.

No new enemies, no new weapons (not counting the garbage starting weapons everyone ditches as soon as possible) and every POI is just a straight rip from Eldenring or a bunch of assets mashed together.
Speaking of assets, we couldn't get more than one map??? We're stuck with Limgrave base tileset 1? No Caelid, Liurnia, Altus, Snowfield? Slapping a random forest or mountain in the corner does not make absolutely no difference to me or anyone I've played with.

As for weapons, they wanna make a big deal about bringing bosses from old games, but we can't get weapons/enemies from old games?? No Lothric knights? No Lion warriors? And no NEW ENEMIES? Not one??! The closes we got is the spiders from Dukes dear Freja, but I don't even count that.

And where is the DLC content? They could've added in light greatswords, backhand blades, martial arts, ETC, not to mention a ton of DLC enemies thrown into the mix, and yet to my knowledge only the Golden hippo made it in.

Seriously, they could've gone full nostalgia and loaded this game with 20 more hours of content but they were lazy about their own laziness. I'm ashamed I bought this game

      Ryosuke: The R32 is 4640 millimetres long and 1720 millimetres wide

        Ryosuke from Inital D explains the R32

        Its a parody of a scene in Initial D where Ryosuke over-explains the the Nissan Skyline GT-R or R32 which became a meme.

        The R32 is 4640 millimetres long and 1720 millimetres wide and weighs in at about 1430 kg, it has a 2600 cubic centimeter inline 6 engine with 2 overhead camshafts and 4 valves per cylinder. It is fitted with 2 turbochargers which allow it's RB26DETT to put out 314 bhp at 6800 rpm in it's factory modification, It makes use of the ATTESA-ETS (acronym for Advanced Total Traction Engineering System for All-Terrain) It is a four-wheel drive system used in some automobiles produced by the Japanese automaker Nissan, including some models under its luxury brand Infiniti, it is this exact system that made it unbeatable in the Australian touring car championships from 1989 to 1994, when they stopped producing the R32 generation of the Skyline GTR, It uses 17 inch BBS wheels on the 1994 V-SPEC models, the body has a 60:40 weight distribution making it understeer heavily
        In other words...

The R32 is 4545 milimeters long and 1755 milimeters wide and weighs in at 1430 kg, it has a 2600 cubic centimeter inline 6 engine with 2 overhead camshafts and 4 valves per cylinder. It is fitted with 2 turbochargers which allow it's RB26DETT to put out 314 bhp at 6800 rpm in it's factory modification, It makes use of the ATTESA-ETS (acronym for Advanced Total Traction Engineering System for All-Terrain) It is a four-wheel drive system used in some automobiles produced by the Japanese automaker Nissan, including some models under its luxury brand Infiniti, it is this exact system that made it unbeatable in the Australian touring car championships from 1989 to 1994, when they stopped producing the R32 generation of the Skyline GTR, It uses 17 inch BBS wheels on the 1994 V-SPEC models, the body has a 60:40 weight distribution making it understeer heavily.
        "Um actually The R32 is 4545 milimeters long and 1755 milimeters wide and weighs in at 1430 kg, it has a 2600 cubic centimeter inline 6 engine with 2 overhead camshafts and 4 valves per cylinder. It is fitted with 2 turbochargers which allow it's RB26DETT to put out 314 bhp at 6800 rpm in it's factory modification, It makes use of the ATTESA-ETS (acronym for Advanced Total Traction Engineering System for All-Terrain) It is a four-wheel drive system used in some automobiles produced by the Japanese automaker Nissan, including some models under its luxury brand Infiniti, it is this exact system that made it unbeatable in the Australian touring car championships from 1989 to 1994, when they stopped producing the R32 generation of the Skyline GTR, It uses 17 inch BBS wheels on the 1994 V-SPEC models, the body has a 60:40 weight" distribution making it understeer heavily

        This, recruits, is a 20 kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight!

          Its a quote from a Gunnery Chief in Mass Effect 2 explaining the main gun ammunition of an Everest-class dreadnought. 

          This, recruits, is a 20 kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to one-point- three percent of lightspeed. It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law?

Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

No credit for partial answers maggot!

Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day! Somewhere and sometime! That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait 'till the computer gives you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not 'eyeball it'. This is a weapon of Mass Destruction! You are NOT a cowboy, shooting from the hip!

Sir, yes sir!

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of the Eruptor.

            Written by u/ChrisTheHurricane, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Eruptor from Helldivers 2

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of the Eruptor. I try to play Purifier. My Eruptor deals more damage. I try to play Crossbow. My Eruptor deals more damage. I try to play Deadeye. My Eruptor deals more damage. I want to play Machinegun. Its best loadout has Eruptor. I want to play Stalwart, HMG - they both want Eruptor. It grabs me by the throat. I grind WEXP for it. I spend requisition for it. I give it Angled Foregrip. It isn't satisfied. I buy Iron Sight. "I don't need this much ergo" It tells me. "Give me more field time." It grabs Gas grenade and forces it to throw itself at enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Peak Physique." I can't buy Peak Physique, I don't have enough Super Credits. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my squadmates. It says "Squadmates, get them." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, indiscriminate devastation. What a cruel world.

            Kokomi copypasta

              Kokomi Vaporeon copypasta

              Its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Kokomi from Genshin Impact. The pasta started from an anonymous user on FB around 2021 while an alternate version was written by a Redditor.

              Hey guys, did you know that in terms of sex, Kokomi is probably the most flexible unit you could go for? Not only is she Hydro, which would allow her to do all sorts of things with her saliva and your semen, but she's also a healer, which makes all sort of hardcore BDSM possible, because she can always heal herself. You can be as rough with her as you'd like, and she can quickly recover both herself and you from fatigue so you can keep going for as long as possible. Not only that, but she's short and petite, so you can pick her up and do whatever you want with her. Kokomi is literally built for human dick. Also, for fun, you can have sex with her on top of water. Ungodly defense stat+high HP Pool+healing means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more

              Alt version

              Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female waifu breeding, Sangonomiya Kokomi is the most compatible waifu for humans? Not only are they in the Hydro group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Kokomi are an average of 5'3" tall and 110.2 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Bake-Kurage, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Kokomi would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Kurage's Oath, Nereid's Ascension, Tamanooya's Casket, Song of Pearls, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Flawless Strategy and Princess of Watatsumi, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other waifu comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Kokomi turn white. Kokomi is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Bake-Kurage means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.