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Gears of War I own a Torque Bow for home defense

    Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed into Gears of War universe.

    I own a Torque Bow for home defense, since that’s what The Allfathers intended.
    
    Four drones break into my house. I shouted, “Jeez Louise, what the fuck!”
    
    I grabbed my cog helmet and Torque Bow, and blow the first locust into bloody chunks, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my snub pistol on the second grub, miss him entirely because its accuracy sucks and nails the neighbors pet ticker.
    
    I have to resort to the hammer of dawn I have at the top of the stairs, “eat dirt and die motherfucker!” the hammer turns the two grubs into dust, the shockwaves set off car alarms.
    
    Grab my retro lancer and charge the last terrified locust. He bleeds out waiting for Myrrah to save him since bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
    
    Ah yes,
    
    Just as The Allfathers intended

    GTA 6 Trailer 2 Emoji Copypasta

      Its an emojified version of the the GTA 6 Trailer 2 video.

      🕊🏝🏚🏚🌴🏚🏚🏝
      -- 
      
      👷‍♂️
      🚗🏠🚘
      -- 
      
      🚚🧓 What you doing up there?
      --
      👷‍♂️ Oh, just fixing some leaks
      🏚
      -- 
      
      🚚🧓 Seriously dude, you got some time on your hands.
      I got some properties with paying tenants. 💰💰🤬🤬🤬
      -- 
      
      💪🙍‍♂️ What, that's why you came by?
      --
      🚚🧓Just go get me my checks!🤬🤬🤬
      -- 
      
      💪🙍‍♂️ See you, Brian
      😔 Love you, Jason
      -- 
      
      🙋‍♀️😍 Hi Jason!
      🚗💨
      -- 
      
      🙍🏿‍♂️🤕 🤛🙍‍♂️
      📠🤛🙍‍♂️ 💵💵
      -- 
      
      ✈
      
      🚥🚥
      
      🛣🚗🚗🚗
      -- 
      
      🙍‍♀️🙍‍♀️♥♥ 🏋️‍♀️
      -- 
      
      🏃‍♀️🏪 🙍‍♂️🍾🍾🍾🍾 💰👏🙇‍♂️
      -- 
      
      🙍🏿‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚓🚓
      🚗💨💨💨
      --
      🙍‍♂️ I'm here for Lucia Caminos.
      She's supposed to be getting out
      
      🐱‍💻 What's your name?
      
      🙍‍♂️ Jason Duval
      
      👨‍💻 I've seen you here before?
      
      🙍‍♂️😳👉👈 You might have.
      -- 
      
      🙍‍♀️ 🚧 🙍‍♂️
      -- 
      
      🚧 🙍‍♀️ 🙍‍♂️ Hey.
      Hey
      *We could be so hot together*
      *together*
      -- 
      
      Rockstar Games Presents
      💏🍑💦🍆
      *We happened to be at the same party*
      -- 
      
      ✋🤵🤚 🔫🐱‍👤Hands above your head! Now!
      🤵💨 🤛🔫🙍‍♂️ You, stay!
      *We left it up to chance*
      -- 
      
      💏🍑✋
      *I'm remembering the time you kissed me*
      -- 
      
      🙍‍♀️🍻🙍‍♂️ To new beginnings
      
      -- 
      
      ⛵🌊 🙍‍♀️🙍‍♂️ You broke my nose, that's what 💀💀💀
      *Now you're asking me to dance*
      --
      ✈
      🙍‍♂️💪📦 💪🙍‍♂️
      *The way we moved*
      -- 
      
      👮‍♀️
      🚗 👷‍♀️🗑️👷‍♀️🗑️👷‍♀️🗑️
      
      -- 
      
      🐍 🙍‍♀️🙍‍♂️ Trust me, this place is just a start for us.
      *with each other*
      -- 
      
      🙌👨‍🦰 Ring the bell! 🙍‍♂️🙍‍♀️
      Shots baby!
      🔔
      *ooh*
      -- 
      
      🙍‍♀️🤝🙍‍♂️💨 The only thing that matters is who you know
      *ooh We could dance *
      -- 
      
      🤵 💃🍑💨 and what you got.
      *this dance forever*
      -- 
      
      💃🌀 🤵
      --
      🚘🙍‍♂️🙍‍♀️ If we're gonna do this,
      --
      🙍‍♀️🤝🙍‍♂️ we're doing it right
      *We could be so hot*
      --
      👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻
      
      💃 🤵 *hot*
      -- 
      
      🪩
      
      💃 🕺 *hot together*
      -- 
      
      🙍🏿‍♂️🙍‍♂️ 🙍🏿‍♂️🙍🏿‍♂️ Yo D, this fool a fed?
      -- 
      
      🙍🏿‍♂️🙍🏿‍♂️🙍🏿‍♂️ *hot*
      -- 
      
      🏢🙍‍♂️
      🙍‍♀️ *so hot*
      -- 
      
      🏢💨
      🙍‍♀️ *so hot together*
      -- 
      
      🙍‍♂️👩👴 They got your name, address. They got everything
      *Baby, we could be hot*
      -- 
      
      🔫👮‍♀️🔫👮‍♀️🔫👮‍♀️🚪 *Wherever else*
      -- 
      
      👮‍♀️ Us cops
      --
      🤵 👮‍♀️ 👮‍♀️ we gotta protect each other
      *you get down*
      -- 
      
      🔫🚗💥💥💥
      *so hot*
      --
      🙍🏿‍♀️🤪 Like, brap brap brap!
      *We got to free it up*
      -- 
      
      💃🍑 🕺 *We could be so*
      -- 
      
      🙍‍♂️🤜💥🙍‍♂️🚘
      -- 
      
      🙍‍♀️🦵
      *hot*
      -- 
      
      🔫🙍‍♂️ You and me Lu, we got this
      🛋🙍‍♀️ We got it
      *hot together*
      --
      🚓💥🚓🚓💥 💣 🔫🙍‍♀️
      *hot*
      -- 
      
      🙍‍♂️🙍🏿‍♂️🤯🤯 Whoa!
      *so hot*
      -- 
      
      ✈🙍‍♀️🤜🙍‍♀️
      
      🏙🏙🏙🏙🏙🏙 * so hot together*
      -- 
      
      🚗_____💰💰💰💰🎇🎇🎇🎇
      *Baby we can be hot*
      -- 
      
      💏✋
      *We both know that it could*
      -- 
      
      💃 🕺
      🕺 Say Vice City, Baby!
      *feel good*
      --
      🚗🚗🚗🚗💃🍑
      🙎‍♀️🤳
      💃💃💃
      🙍🏿‍♂️🤳 Vice City, baby!
      *so good*
      -- 
      
      💵 |
      | 💵💵
      💃
      |
      *whooo yeah*
      --
      📺 Come to Phil's Ammu-Nation today!
      🎮🍾🍾
      We got more guns than the law allows.
      💥💥💥💥💥🔫🙎‍♂️ Woooo hoooo
      -- 
      
      👷‍♀️
      🔑
      🛌 Hey 🙍‍♀️♥🤗🙍‍♂️♥
      
      -- 
      
      *woo yeah* 🚁
      
      🚤🌊🌊
      🐊
      -- 
      
      🚁
      
      🛥👫👫👫👫
      🚤👫🌊🌊
      -- 
      
      ✈
      🏍🏍💨💨💨💨
      -- 
      
      🚚🚗 🕺💨
      🛵🎇🎇🎇🎇
      *Burn it up baby*
      -- 
      
      💏🍑 🤗
      -- 
      
      🚁🎇🎇
      
      💥💥💥💥
      🚤🔫🌊🌊
      -- 
      
      🏍🔫🚗🏍
      -- 
      
      🕺💨
      🙍‍♀️🚘
      -- 
      
      👨‍🦰 😞 Hey if you got friends, can you hook me up please!
      
      *so hot*
      -- 
      
      ☀
      🌆 🚗💨💨💨💨 Hahaha!
      
      *so hot, its too hot*
      --
      ⅤⅠ 🌴🌴🌴
      Grand
      Theft
      Auto
      May 26, 2026
      *hot hot*
      *Oh love me*
      *baby we could be hot*
      *What you doing to me come on oh*
      --
      🆁⭐
      
      *Ma ma ma*
      

      Cinco de Mayo

        It’s CincHOE🎉 de mayHOE😈😘but all I want 🙏🏻 is Cinco (15 you dumb bitch) 🖐️5️⃣ DICKS 🌯🍆💦 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you’re gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this Mexican🇲🇽 dick🍆 into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussy🐶 but❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to CINCO 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you’d cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 if you get 5️⃣ back you're a border hopping 💁🏽CHOLA 💁🏽If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a 💚 Green card HOE💚 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you're the💃🏽Telenovela main BITCH 💃🏽 If you get 0️⃣ back you're getting deported by Trump! 🇲🇽😫🚧🇺🇸 Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you 🚔🚓 
        HOLA👋🏻 all you dirty little TACO🌮SLUTS😘🤣do you know what day it is?!🤔 I smell immigrants🙎🏾‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION🙅🏼 so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE😩💦🍻🌮❤️🌯 Hide your KIDS👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, hide your BURRITOS🌯, and get your CUMMIES READY😩cause DADDY TRUMP🇧🇪is coming to deport us all🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏾 But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS 🌮 and eat TEQUILA 🍸because the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America🇺🇸is to PARTYYY🎈🎉🎁😍💦😩 So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST😏 jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT ❌get any back you get NO 🚫🚫CULTURAL CUMMIES 😭🤷🏽‍♂️🌮💦😩
        It's Cinco de mayo... 👀🌮🎉 but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco DICKS 🌯 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you're gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 with a huge stick 😳🎉 but ❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you'd cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you'll find the Juan for you tonight ❤️☺️😘
        It’s the end of May the Fourth 4️⃣ 🌌😫 but that means the beginning of 🎸👨🏾🌵CincHOE de Mayo 🎸👨🏾🌵 get ready to get your TACO eaten 👅💦🌮 and gulp Papi's BURRITO 😩🌯💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your main 💅🏾PUTAS 💅🏾who need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO 🌭💦 if you get 5️⃣ back you're a border hopping 💁🏽CHOLA 💁🏽If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a 💚 Green card HOE💚 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you're the💃🏽Telenovela main BITCH 💃🏽 If you get 0️⃣ back you're getting deported by Trump! 🇲🇽😫🚧🇺🇸 Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
        It’s CincHOE🎉 de mayHOE😈😘but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco🖐️5️⃣ DICKS 🌯🍆💦 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you’re gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this Mexican🇲🇽 dick🍆 into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussy🐶 but❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you’d cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you’ll find the Juan for you tonight ❤️☺️😘
        Happy 😉🍑 CINCO de 🎧 MAYHOE!! It’s 🅱🚫 time to 🏽 celebrate all 💦 things 👠 Mexican like GUACamole, 🥑🥑 MARiHUANAdoes, and 💦 El DICKcunTin ️ . Send this ☝⤴ to of 👶😂 your 💎 spiciest latina ass bitches 🍑💋 or 🎡😩 you ain’t MexiCUMMIED in the 👢🍗 face that 🚟 night 🌌 . If 👦 you ♀😧 get 🔟♂ back 😯🔙 , you 😍😫 ain’t spicy 😫 enough . Get 💦 back 😔 and 👅 you’re 😍😂 HOT as 😖 FUCK ️ back and 👑💰 you’ll 👈 get your 💸 CINCO on 🔛 thaaaaaaannnnnndddd be 🐝 getting DICKed down ⬇⬇ all night 🌝 long 😄♂
        If anyone 😧👈appropriates/disrespects 😤Mexican🇲🇽 culture this Friday 📅(this includes saying cinco 5️⃣de drinko🍺🍻, a mayo boy👦 having a cinco 5️⃣de mayo party 🎉(ANYONE WHO ISNT 🙅MEXICAN 🇲🇽HAVING A CINCO 5️⃣ DE MAYO PARTY🎉 WILL CATCH 🙌MY HANDS👐👏✊️👊), wearing a fake mustache👨🏼/sombrero🤠, YALL KNOW🤔 WHAT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION IS I DONT😾 NEED TO GO ON), WILL (A) catch 🙌this block ✋️❌🚫(B) receive a text 📲from me (C) be blasted 🗣🗣🗣on this account👩‍💻 (D) will have me 😠 coming 🔪after them and their families👪. Let's remember this is the day when Mexico 🇲🇽gained 💪independence and not ruin 😠💢😡it like people ruined Dia de los Muertos💀☠️. THANK 🙏YOU! 

        hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community

          Started around 2016, its a series of circlejerk comment people leave in their friends Steam account as a joke similar to the ‘hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute‘ copypasta.

          hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :) 

          XXXTentacion – He used to be one of the “Yung Bratz”

            XXXTentacion

            Its a comment people leave about XXXTentacion to sound inspirational but is actually cringy.

            He used to be one of the "Yung Bratz"
            
            He caused a "Riot"
            
            He said that people should "Look At Me"
            
            But after the tragedy of "Jocelyn Flores"
            
            He made "changes"
            
            He wanted to "Take a Step Back" from music but returned
            
            He wanted everyone to have "Hope"
            
            He knew people went through "Depression & Obsession"
            
            He wanted "Revenge" against death, which took his friend away
            
            But he never got it, in reality all he actually wanted was "The Remedy for a broken heart"
            
            He wanted to raise awareness for horrible causes, because if he didn't the awareness would be "Going Down"
            
            He wanted people to be happy because he knew that "Everyone Dies in Their Nightmares", so he wanted people to have happy dreams instead
            
            He wanted everyone to sleep peacefully under the "Moonlight"
            
            But now he is gone
            
            And we all feel "SAD"
            
            We also feel "BAD" because we underestimated him
            
            He wanted to "Save me" and everyone else
            
            Now he is our "Guardian angel"
            
            Thank you XXXTentacion, you made me and millions of others happy.
            He used to be one of the "Yung Bratz" 🤡
            
            He caused a "Riot" 😡
            
            He said that people should "Look At Me" 👿
            
            But after the tragedy of "Jocelyn Flores" 😢
            
            He made "changes" 🥲
            
            He wanted to "Take a Step Back" from music but returned 😔
            
            He wanted everyone to have "Hope" 😞
            
            He knew people went through "Depression & Obsession" 😭
            
            He wanted "Revenge" against death, which took his friend away 😠
            
            But he never got it, in reality all he actually wanted was "The Remedy for a broken heart" 💔
            
            He wanted to raise awareness for horrible causes, because if he didn't the awareness would be "Going Down" 👇
            
            He wanted people to be happy because he knew that "Everyone Dies in Their Nightmares", so he wanted people to have happy dreams instead 😴
            
            He wanted everyone to sleep peacefully under the "Moonlight" 🌕
            
            But now he is gone ☹️
            
            And we all feel "SAD" 😞
            
            We also feel "BAD" because we underestimated him 😐
            
            He wanted to "Save me" and everyone else 🥺
            
            Now he is our "Guardian angel" 🕊👼
            
            Thank you XXXTentacion, you made me and millions of others happy. 
            
            Copy and paste this on another X song if u love x💔.
            

            Just walked out of an Alpha Wolf gig as the crowd killing was so especially egregious.

              It came from a post on r/Metalcore where OP criticizes anyone does ‘crowd killing’ meaning someone who moshes against others on the side of the pit.

              If you engage in crowd killing you are a coward and an embarrassment to the scene 
              
              Just walked out of an Alpha wolf gig as the crowd killing was so especially egregious. I m no stranger to moshpits. I have been going to metal, punk and hardcore gigs for 25 years and I ve seen all sorts of chaos in pits. It's fine. It's part of the scene, I get it - people get carried away with emotion and wanna cut loose and have fun. I m right there with you guys!
              
              But when Malevolence came on as the support for Alpha Wolf the crowd killing wankers came out to party the very second the first song started. 8 or 9 dickheads swinging windmill fists and slamming everybody they can target. All pretty well built dudes too, safely swinging at anybody smaller than them. So naturally the entire crowd pulls back to make space. So now 8 dickheads have the entire floor to themselves while everybody else cowers on the periphery, too absorbed with evading punches and kicks to even watch the band they paid for. Dickheads are getting bored swinging at each other and now specifically target the perimeter with punches and body slams. A young girl gets slammed into hard and her boyfriend stands in front and pushes the crowdkiller away so what does the fuckwit do?! why he doubles down and slams them again because he is big and she is small and what can anybody do? The security watches on passively and uncaring. Suddenly a guy a foot taller than me flies into me on purpose despite me being nowhere near the mosh. Then again, purposely body slams me with elbows spilling my drink all over me. Despite me clearly wanting no part in it he bashes me a third time. So i give him a hard right hook to the rib cage, and he limps away to cry to his friends. Once recovered, he storms up to me and starts screaming in my face. "Haven't you ever been to a gig before???!! Why aren't you okay with getting punched?!! Etc" I try to explain to him that me quietly watching music isn't an excuse for him to repeatedly assault me. He doesn't like this and spends the rest of the next song abusing me like he is the victim, then sets off to find security. So after punching countless people in the crowd and spilling their drinks and spouting verbal abuse, he decides he is the victim and tries to get security to throw me out.
              
              This is a crowd killer: pussy and coward. The second somebody stands up to them they cry like the bitches they are. Security was about as useless as tits on a bull and wanders right past me and off into the sunset. I walk out, demand a refund on the tour shirt I bought and drive home without even watching the main act that I drove 2 hours to see.
              
              Fuck you - i dont support your shitty scene. Fuck Malevolence. Fuck alpha wolf. Fuck hardcore dance wankers. If this is the kind of scene you are promoting you can keep your music and I ll keep my money.
              
              If I close my eyes and swing haymakers into my wife and call it dancing it's still assault - so why isn't it assault at a gig?! How is it okay that a dozen wankers can ruin a gig for a thousand other people there? These dickheads need to be treated like the pariahs and fuckwits they are and shown this shit is not acceptable. End rant.
              
              EDIT: to those of you calling me a cunt for refunding a T shirt, think on this - why would I want to wear a tour shirt that represents the shittiest show I have ever been to? Furthermore, why would I support a band that let's this shit go on unchecked? They clearly don't care for their fans, so why should we care.
              
              PS. This post has 4000 upvotes vs the dozen of you calling me a liar or a pussy. Think about that please, the majority of people don't support crowdkilling, no matter how cool you cringy vegan incels think it is. Fuck off and die now please.
              
              PPS I didn't think this post was gonna kick off so hard. Lot of angry little crowdkillers out there aren't there? To address you brain damaged idiots remarking "if you don't like getting punched then don't go to the show.." I say this; I m going to start a club that smashes casual beach goers in the nuts with golf clubs and eye gouges every 12th McDonalds customer. If you don't fucking like it don't go to the beach. If you don't want to be eyegouged, then don't go to Maccas!
              
              THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE! The logic of somebody that has clearly taken too many blows to the head already. Cringe.