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I’m the chess coach at my kids school

    I'm the chess coach at my kids school. Relatively decent team, 30-ish tournament players....a few elementary aged kids >1200 OTB.
    
    But I've had 3 kids in the past month ask if this is a legal move. For the love God, pls stop posting this garbage 😂

    osu! is dead

      OSU IS DYING AND WE NEED YOUR HELP

      Every meme created during the osu! downtime due to a critical database failure caused by a MySQL bug.

      osu! is dying and we need your help. I'm streaming right now, hello there. Uhh check out this poll, this poll is for the Ohio State University Rhythm Games Club grand finals bracket reset and osu! is up against Beat Saber. But osu! is losing right now, check the pinned comment for a link to the vote please vote osu! thank you goodbye.
      OSU IS DYING AND WE NEED YOUR HELP
      apology for poor english
      
      when were you when osu dies?
      
      i was sat at home eating beacon when pjotr ring
      
      ‘osu is kill’
      
      ‘no’
      Just saw someone fall to their knees in a Walmart
      aware stuff is dead, mysql hit a bug. investigating.

      Guide for Twitch TTS Troll and Funny Dono

        Funny Twitch Text-To-Speech (TTS) messages are donation messages that causes ‘Brian’ the default Twitch TTS to glitch out and read the text in funny ways. These dono messages are usually done by inserting a string of symbols or characters at the end of the sentence. Its one of the reason why you’ll hear Brian repeating the word 777 multiple times at the end of the message.

        You should always test out your messages in advanced before actually donating or risk looking like a Pepega. The easiest way is to use site like these to test out how your dono would sound like. Below is a list of every funny Twitch TTS sound that has been done over the years.

        Sprinkler

        My sprinkler goes like thisstststststststststststststststststststststststst and comes back like titttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttte

        Printer sound

        The exam results came in ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! you got a grade of awesome streamer.

        777 spam (Talking fast)

        To make Brian talk fast you simply need to put the 777 spam at the end of your sentence. If you want Brian to talk normal then fast, you’ll have to put a comma or dot right before the words you want to be spoken fast. The 777 spam isn’t the only way to change the speed, here’s the full list of everything you can use.

        chat. we. forgot. let me look out the window. oh fuck its yellowstone we are so dead 777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777

        Diaresis spam (Talking fast)

        Another common way to change the speed of TTS is by using the Diaresis spam. This is done by putting the string ¨¨Ï¸ at the end of your sentence and spam it.

        chat. we. forgot. let me look out the window. oh fuck its yellowstone we are so dead ¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸

        Gulping (Drinking water)

        I am drinking water Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. I need more water Guhm. Guhm. Guhm.

        Speed change (using Diaresis) + Gulping sound

        By combining different modifiers, you can come up with some truly creative dono messages such as this. The gulping sound becomes more obvious when spoken slowly while the hyperactive part is funnier in the context of the person drinking too much energy drink.

        Chat. I. didnt. Get. Any. sleep. Last. Night. Im. So. Tired. I. THink. I. Need. a. Redbull. Ah. Heres. One. Let. Me. Take. Some. Gulps. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. Ah I feel so much better but i think ill have some more i need energy im still kinda grogy. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. HOLY SHIT MY SO FUCKING HYPER I CAN FEEL POWER FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS IM READY TO START THE DAY¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨¨¨Ï¸¨¨¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨¨Ï¸

        Pause mid sentence

        Use / if you want the TTS to pause while reading your message. A single / lasts approximately 0.142 seconds. Therefore, a full second needs 7 backslashes. Here is a great example of a streamer falling for it!

        Hey xQc I hope you're doing well. Today has been a bad day for me. I would feel better if I got a shout-out from my favourite streamer / / / / / / / / / / / / Could you possibly get Hassan to give me a shout-out.

        Slicing potatoes

        Um, Guys? Can I slice some potatoes? ok! thanks! yQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrv

        Cat wakes you up like this Meow. Meow. Meow

        Don't you just hate it when your cat wakes you up like this? Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

        ROFLCopter goes soi soi soi

        My ROFLCopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

        Beatboxing sounds

        Some beatbox? Sure thing! wbe?sse,wbe?sse,wbe?sse,wbe?sse,wbe?sse,wbe?sse,wbe?sse,wbe?sse,wbe?sse,wbe?TICHDVDXTCHE. TICHDVDXTCHE. TICHDVDXTCHE. TICHDVDXTCHE. TICHDVDXTCHE. TICHDVDXTCHE. TICHDVDXTCHE. TICHDVDXTCHE. ᴷᴶᴷᴶᴷᴶᴷᴶ ᴹᴺ: . ᴶᴳᴾ ᵂᴺ: ᴺᴺ: ᴹᴺ: . ᴷᴶᴷᴶᴷᴶᴷᴶ ᴹᴺ: . ᴶᴳᴾ ᵂᴺ: ᴺᴺ: ᴹᴺ: .ᴷᴶᴷᴶᴷᴶᴷᴶ ᴹᴺ: . ᴶᴳᴾ ᵂᴺ: ᴺᴺ: ᴹᴺ: .ᴷᴶᴷᴶᴷᴶᴷᴶ ᴹᴺ: . ᴶᴳᴾ ᵂᴺ: ᴺᴺ: ᴹᴺ: .. ᴶᴳᴾ ᵂᴺ: ᴺᴺ: ᴹᴺ:

        ???

        􃍲􃍲􃎜􃎜􃍲􃎪􃍲􃍲􃎜􃍲􃍲􃍲􃎪􃏊􃍲􃎜􃍲􃍲􃍲􃍲􃎜􃍲􃍲􃎜􃍲􃍲􃍲􃎜􃎪􃎜􃎜􃎜􃏊􃎜􃎜􃎜􃏑􃎜􃎜􃎪􃎜􃎜􃍲􃎪􃍲􃍲􃎜􃍲􃍲􃍲􃎪􃏊􃍲􃎜

        Changing Speed of TTS

        Speed of TTS can be modified by spamming these characters at the end of your message. You can use any of these characters, each one will make your text faster. Its one of the main reason you’ll hear Brian repeating 7s or ‘diaresis’ after reading the dono’s message. Its not random shitposting, they were using these to change the speed of how Brian read their message.

        The currently fastest speed modifier characters known are as follows:

        ¡, ===, 􃈜, ⁽, ⁾

        ¡ is generally the safest and best to use modifier, as it is a character that is a well known symbol and won’t be banned/filtered.

        An additional note: The max number of 7’s to make Brian pronounce the full number is 135. If we include 135 or less “7”’s, then Brian will pronounce the full number (seven hundred and seventy seven vigintillion) and so on. If we have 136 or more, Brian will simply say “seven seven seven seven”, etc. Keep this in mind if you really want the ending numbers to be emphasized. 

        Here is a string of 135 seven’s you can include, that will ensure Brian will say the whole number: 

        777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777

        If you include just one more seven, Brian won’t say the whole number, and it will be “seven seven seven seven seven…”

        StringDescription
        ¨¨Ï¸Pronounced “diaresis”
        ¨¨¸¨¨¨¸Pronounced “cedilla diaresis”
        7Seven hundred and seventy seven trigintillion
        WUpple you
        LLLLL
        ¿Inverted question mark
        Pronounced “seventeen dot”
        Pronounced “seventeen”
        Sprinkler sound.
        Retarded ‘fluff’
        􃈜Pronounced “opening parenthesis, closing parenthesis”
        ¡Pronounced “Inverted exclamation mark”
        Dot dot dot but sounds like a beatbox after a while
        Pronounced “seven eighths”
        Pronounced “five eighths”
        Pronounced “Aterisk”
        Pronounced “greater than”
        ⁽ or ⁾Pronounced “opening parenthesis or closing parenthesis”. Quite fast
        Sound like a spray bottle
        Pronounced “equals equals equals”
        ±Pronounced “plus minus”
        ¹Pronounced “superscript one”
        ª ªPronounced “superscript a” only effective if the symbols are spaced
        Append these strings at the end of your message to change Brian’s TTS speed

        Feliz Ano Novo

          Pessoal, quero desejar a todos um feliz Natal e um próspero ano novo. O WhatsApp está cheio de mensagens prontas, que a pessoa nem lê e já envia para os amigos. Não gostamos disso. Gostamos de escrever o que realmente desejo e que sai do coração. Então, queria agradecer a todos vocês. Vocês são o melhor grupo de capoeira que já participei, e que esse ano de 2024 seja de muitas conquistas para nós!!!
          Apenas copie e cole para alguem essa mensagem :
          
          E ai amigos. Esta é a minha mensagem especial de Natal e Ano Novo, nenhuma porcaria copiada e colada, daquelas que você dedica dois minutos para felicitar igualmente a família, amigos, colegas de trabalho ou qualquer outra coisa. Isso vale para você que sempre esteve ao meu lado, que me conhece muito bem e que me ama por quem eu sou. De vocês que fazem parte da minha história. Porque eu amo vocês e para mim vcs são o melhor time de polo aquático, que eu tenho orgulho de participar. Feliz 2024 e felicidades para todos.
          
          Reginaldo
          Nos falamos quase todos os dias nesses chats, porém é difícil achar tempo para nos vermos ao vivo. Por isso resolvi escrever uma mensagem para cada grupo que participo, até porque detesto esse esquema de copie e cole. Quero enviar votos de que cada um de vocês aproveite este feriado como um dia de união, carinho, paz e amor com a nossa família e amigos. Saibam que vocês moram no meu coração e são o melhor grupo de capoeira que já participei. Abraços

          STOP POSTING ANIME PORTRAITS! – HOI4

            STOP POSTING ANIME PORTRAITS! I'M TIRED OF SEEING THEM! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME SCREENSHOTS, ON REDDIT IT'S FUCKING ANIME! I was in r/hoi4, right? and ALL OF THE QUESTIONS had anime portrait mods on. I-I showed my encirclement to my boyfriend and t-the generals and he said "hey babe, where anime portraits HAHA WOOH WOOH WOH WOOOOH*" I fucking looked at Hitler and said "THAT'S THE GUY FROM ANIME" I looked at Monty, I think of anime and I go "NOTICE ME SENPAI CHURCHILL" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG