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Freddy Five Bear

    The Tiktoker who started the Freddy Five Bear meme

    At least they don’t identify as… Freddy Fazbear

    At least they don’t identify as… Freddy Fazbear. Because… this one kid… became Freddy fi-Freddy five bear- after- this guy William Afton MURDER him. RAAGH! And like… five other kids. He murdered-he murdered freddy fivebears, bonnie the bonniebun, chika the kitchen, foxy the- fox pirate, ROAR. And… yellow freddy fivebears because-cause W-william afton was PURPLE, but he was also YELLOW, so he-he MURDERED the y-yellow bear but also brown freddy fivebear. And that’s why if you identify with-with Freddy Fazbear is bad cause you in the suit cause the bodies are stuffed in the suits that’s what William Afton did, cause he was weird. He also built the animinimitro-

    At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear

    At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear. Because if you give birth to Freddy five bears he comes out and he says “or or or or or or or or or orrrr” and then he kills Michael Afton. Or he tries to do it along with his friends. Bunny the Bonnie. Chica the Kitchen. Foxy the fox pirate rawr and yellow Freddy who’s weird and but it’s not his fault. It’s all because William Afton one day was like “hi I’m gonna murder people raggh.” So he murdered kids but he was also a yellow bunny and he was like “hi. I’m yellow bunny. Imma kill you” because he had a daughter who had like remnant gone from her? So he was like “if I kill kids I put them in the suits!” So this… It’s not Freddy five best fault it’s purple guy fault. And that’s why you don’t give birth to him.

    You know what actually kills people?

    You know what actually kills people? Freddy Fazbear’s pizza. because if you go to FNAF freddy five bears, pizzeria, you, get the bite of ‘87, cause Freddy Fazbear goes, “Or, or or or, or or or or or or” And he does the Freddy Fazbear, jumpscare, with his hat and bowtie and his friends Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, and another Freddy that’s yellow, because he’s from, William Afton, who also kills people ‘cause he’s purple. And he, has a daughter I think, or it was the other one, and if you go to FNAF Freddy Five Fivebear dinner at pizza time, you , learn how to eat pizza, and wear top hats.

    no lube, no protection, all night all day

      no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to toilet seat, from dining table to church, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.
      no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.
      no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
      no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table ta the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug. mind blogging, soul snatching.overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering. orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening pussy popping, nail stractching. back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming heavenly, awakening, devils tangos riding one could offer
      No lube, no protection, all night all day from the kitchen floor to the dining table from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air scream the lord's prayer, HE CAN TOP ME until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until he's out of juice, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my insides becomes outsides, until my hole remember the shape, until my jaws fall off, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my body does a backflip, until my whole body shakes, until the skin peels off, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until im paralyzed for the rest of my life, until all my eggs are fertilized, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he couldn't stand, until i die, until his tentacles dont come anymore, until my mouth cant eat, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until he dont have it anymore, until his hole remembers the size and girth, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until he has to regenerate it, until the whole world hears . I'm gonna get him pregnant ten times over breeding him all day all night no protection just me and him all over the house on the floor on the couch on the bed in the shower on the rooftops even god couldn't pull me out of him. 

      Hal pushes you up against the wall.

        Hal pushes you up against the wall. Enemies just outside. He has shot most of his load already so he is in desperate need. He comes close and whispers to you I need light ammo You squirm a bit but you understand, he's the IGL, you can't help yourself. You drop a clip from your meager stack. "You know thats not enough...give me more" He presses his leg into you and you relent, dropping all your light ammo for your dominant IGL.

        Hey it’s me, we just played together.

          Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

          when i discovered i has throat cancer, my man booked a flight to japan

            when i discovered i has throat cancer, my man booked a flight to japan and was gone for months. whenn he came back i sucked it so good, he pushed my head down on it aggressively to the point that you could almost see the tip imprinted on my neck making it appear as if i had an adams apple. Two days later , I found out i was cancer free. Turns out he went to Hiroshima and gave me free radiation therapy chemo for my throat via his long veiny member 🥰 remember girls , it he wanted to he would

            Packgod vs Cosplaying Egirl

              YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED? AYO Z SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY. YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN OFF BRAND ICE SPICE ROAST YOU ONCE ROAST YOU TWICE HAIR IS INFESTED WITH RADIOACTIVE LICE. THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT ON TINDER WAS THE THREE BLIND MICE LOOKING ASS BACK SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP. BRO YOU LOOK LIKE MARIO JUDAH. "YeAaAyYyY" "YeAaAaAaHhHhHh" "I mIsS rAgE" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL. BITCH YOU BOUTA GET A GODDAMN UBER FROM YO KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM. AYO KERM SHUT YO SEX WORKING ASS UP TOO. AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YO ONLYFANS BITCH A GIRL DRESSED UP LIKE A STRIPPER FOR HALLOWEEN AND YOU STARTED PRESSING HER FOR STOLEN VALOR. AYO JC!!! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP TOO BRUH! BITCH YOU GOT A GODDAMN ROBLOX LIMITED ON YO HEAD. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BITCH YOU LIKE SIR TOPHAM HATT OFF OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE. AYO KERM I'M NOT DONE WITH YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH EVERY ROAST YOU YOU TRY TO MAKE IS HORRIBLE. YOU HAVE NO ABILITY TO PACK. YOUR FATHER'S GREATEST REGRET IN HIS LIFE WAS RELEASING YOU FROM HIS SACK. AND YO ASS LOOKING LIKE REMY FROM RATATOUILLE IF HE COULDN'T COOK, COULDN'T TALK AND DIDN'T HAVE A MOVIE.SO BASICALLY IM SAYING IS THAT YO ASS LOOKING LIKE A BASIC SEWER RAT. I DON'T NEED TO SHUT UP. AYO Z, Z WHY THE HELL IS YOU STILL TALKING? BITCH YOU A GROWN WOMAN WITH NO FRIENDS. YOU STRUGGLE TO COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL. YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE YOU STUDY THE MENU AT TACO BELL. YO WAISTLINE IS LIKE A FRESHMAN CYPHER CUZ THAT BITCH IS DOUBLE XL. GET YO LIL UGLY ASS ON. AYO BLUFF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YO ASS SLIDE? BITCH YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU WITH A FLIP FLOP SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO "eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN". AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE WITH YO UGLY ASS Z! BITCH YOU GOT A THEME SONG THAT PLAYS IN YOUR HOUSE EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A CRAP ON THE TOILET. "CaN sHe CaN sHe dO iT? cAn ShE cAn ShE dO iT? yEaH!" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. I'M BOUTA COOK ALL YA'LL. BRUH! Z LOOK AT YO GODDAMN HAIR. BITCH YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE FRAMED ON THE WALL AT SUPERCUTS. JC LOOK AT YO GODDAMN TEETH. BITCH YO TEETH GOT OBTUSE ANGLES. YO DENTIST USES A PROTRACTOR TO CLEAN YO TEETH. LINNEA YO BRA CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS THEN YOU CAN. AND KERM YO PROM DATE PICKED YOU UP IN A LITTLE TIKES COZY COUPE. BITCH SHUT UP AIN'T NOBODY CARES BOUT YO ONLYFANS. AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THAT SHIT. BITCH YOU BROKE AS HELL YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE. BITCH IN ORDER TO EAT YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING. "BlEeS mE sUn WiTh SwEeT nOuRiSmEnT" Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING, Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING. YOU DRESSED UP LIKE GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS IF SHE ATE THE THREE BEARS. LOOK AT YO GODDAMN AFRO BITCH YO DAD IS THE FUNKS OPS SKIN OFF OF FORTNITE. HE GOT ON THE BATTLE BUS AND HE NEVER MADE IT BACK! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP. BRUH I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO WAY THAT YO LIL STANKY ASS BE TALKING BRUH. OH MY GOD BRUH GET YO CRINGE ASS. *inaudible*
              YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED?
              
              AYO Z SHUT YO
              
              LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY
              
              YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN
              
              OFF BRAND
              
              ICE SPICE
              
              ROAST YOU ONCE
              
              ROAST YOU TWICE
              
              HAIR IS INFESTED WITH
              
              RADIOACTIVE
              
              LICE
              
              THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT
              
              ON TINDER WAS THE
              
              THREE BLIND MICE
              
              LOOKING ASS BACK
              
              SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
              
              BRO YOU LOOK LIKE
              
              MARIO JUDAH
              
              "YeAaAyYyY"
              
              "YeAaAaAaHhHhHh"
              
              "I mIsS rAgE"
              
              BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS
              
              BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL
              
              BITCH YOU BOUTA
              
              GET A GODDAMN
              
              UBER FROM YO
              
              KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM
              
              AYO KERM
              
              SHUT YO SEX WORKING ASS UP TOO
              
              AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT
              
              ABOUT YO ONLYFANS
              
              BITCH A GIRL DRESSED UP
              
              LIKE A STRIPPER FOR
              
              HALLOWEEN
              
              AND YOU STARTED PRESSING HER
              
              FOR STOLEN VALOR
              
              AYO JC!!!
              
              SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP
              
              TOO BRUH!
              
              BITCH YOU GOT A GODDAMN
              
              ROBLOX LIMITED ON YO HEAD
              
              SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
              
              BITCH YOU LIKE
              
              SIR TOPHAM HATT
              
              OFF OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE
              
              AYO KERM
              
              I'M NOT DONE WITH YO
              
              LIL UGLY ASS
              
              BITCH EVERY ROAST YOU
              
              YOU TRY TO MAKE
              
              IS HORRIBLE
              
              YOU HAVE NO ABILITY TO PACK
              
              YOUR FATHER'S GREATEST
              
              REGRET IN HIS LIFE
              
              WAS RELEASING YOU
              
              FROM HIS SACK
              
              AND YO ASS LOOKING LIKE
              
              REMY FROM RATATOUILLE
              
              IF HE COULDN'T COOK
              
              COULDN'T TALK
              
              AND DIDN'T HAVE A MOVIE
              
              SO BASICALLY IM SAYING
              
              IS THAT YO ASS LOOKING LIKE
              
              A BASIC SEWER RAT
              
              I DON'T NEED TO SHUT UP
              
              AYO Z
              
              Z WHY THE HELL IS YOU
              
              STILL TALKING?
              
              BITCH YOU A GROWN WOMAN
              
              WITH NO FRIENDS
              
              YOU STRUGGLE TO
              
              COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL
              
              YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE
              
              YOU STUDY THE MENU
              
              AT TACO BELL
              
              YO WAISTLINE IS LIKE A
              
              FRESHMAN CYPHER
              
              CUZ THAT BITCH IS
              
              DOUBLE XL
              
              GET YO LIL UGLY ASS ON
              
              AYO BLUFF
              
              YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YO
              
              ASS SLIDE?
              
              BITCH YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU
              
              WITH A FLIP FLOP
              
              SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO
              
              "eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN"
              
              AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE
              
              WITH YO UGLY ASS Z!
              
              BITCH YOU GOT A THEME SONG
              
              THAT PLAYS IN YOUR HOUSE
              
              EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A CRAP
              
              ON THE TOILET
              
              "CaN sHe
              
              CaN sHe dO iT?
              
              cAn ShE
              
              cAn ShE dO iT?
              
              yEaH!"
              
              BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS
              
              I'M BOUTA COOK ALL YA'LL
              
              BRUH!
              
              Z LOOK AT YO GODDAMN
              
              HAIR
              
              BITCH YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE
              
              FRAMED ON THE WALL AT
              
              SUPERCUTS
              
              JC LOOK AT YO GODDAMN
              
              TEETH
              
              BITCH YO TEETH
              
              GOT OBTUSE ANGLES
              
              YO DENTIST USES A
              
              PROTRACTOR
              
              TO CLEAN YO TEETH
              
              LINNEA
              
              YO BRA CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS
              
              THEN YOU CAN
              
              AND KERM
              
              YO PROM DATE PICKED YOU UP
              
              IN A LITTLE TIKES COZY COUPE
              
              BITCH SHUT UP
              
              AIN'T NOBODY CARES BOUT YO
              
              ONLYFANS
              
              AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THAT SHIT
              
              BITCH YOU BROKE AS HELL
              
              YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE
              
              BITCH IN ORDER TO EAT
              
              YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE
              
              AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING
              
              "BlEeS mE sUn
              
              WiTh
              
              SwEeT
              
              nOuRiSmEnT"
              
              Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING
              
              Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING
              
              YOU DRESSED UP LIKE GOLDILOCKS
              
              AND THE THREE BEARS
              
              IF SHE
              
              ATE THE THREE BEARS
              
              LOOK AT YO GODDAMN AFRO
              
              BITCH YO DAD IS THE
              
              FUNKS OPS SKIN
              
              OFF OF FORTNITE
              
              HE GOT ON THE BATTLE BUS
              
              AND HE NEVER MADE IT BACK!
              
              SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP
              
              BRUH I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO WAY
              
              THAT YO LIL STANKY ASS
              
              BE TALKING BRUH
              
              (calming down)
              
              OH MY GOD BRUH
              
              GET YO CRINGE ASS.
              
              *inaudible*
              
              Z: WHO HAS MOD PERMS BRO?
              
              Z: IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE
              
              Z: WHO HAS MOD PERMS?!
              
              Kerm: BAN HIM!
              
              Kerm: I DON'T WANT HIM HERE
              
              Z: BAN HIM!!
              
              Z: BAN HIM!!
              
              *inaudible*