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    4th of July

      Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!
      👋👋👋 HOE SAY CAN YOU SEE 👀👁 this hot 🔥🥵 piece of AMURRICAN ASS 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅🍑🤯‽?‽‽ Today 📅↩️ is IndepenDICKs Day‼️🦅 and its time 2 celebrate our Democrussy 🥵🥵🥵 Did u know 😳💭 1776 yrs ago 🕗⬅️ America ❤️🦷💙 was ruled by King George Washington 👑🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖😤👎✋ Thank God 🙏👼 🇺🇸 BarrCOCK 🍆 Obama 👦🏾😍 won our freedom 🙌 by hosting the Boston Sex Party!! 🥵🙇‍♂️🎉💦 (Thats where they wrote ✍️the DICKlaration of CUMdependance 📜😩✊) So tonight 🌚 u better lay down ⬇️ a blanket 🧻 and pop 💥🎉 your Patriotic Pussy 🇵🇷🫡🍑 cause the Fondling Fathers 👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼 are gonna give u a Very Special 🤭 Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆
      Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and Stripes Sluts 👯👯! If you get 0️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 .... (because this bitch empty 🗑 👀🕸 YEET). If you get 5️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 will give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you 🔟 back, your democrussy 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ will be filled with nationalGASM 😩🇺🇸💙❤️💯🙏🇺🇸!
      POP 🧨 POP 🎆 POP 🎇 THAT PUSSY 😩 ON THIS 🦅 FREEDOM DAY 🇺🇸. Did you know that the 3️⃣ colors of the flag 🇺🇸 mean some SHIT❔ The RED ♥️🌹 stripes on the flag represent the HANDPRINTS 🙌🏼 😏on your ASSCHEEKS 🍑 The WHITE 🤍⚪️ stripes represent the cummies 😜💦 that’ll be ON and IN you 😩😛 and the BLUE 💙🔵 represents the DICK 🍆 RIDING BRUISES 🥵 make SURE you celebrate 🎉 RIGHT 👌by getting ZADDY’s big rocket 🚀 💦 into your CANNON 🐱 and letting it FIRE 💥 into you 😤 RIDE that GIRTHY 💪🏼 DIIICK like the British 🇬🇧 are cumming 😛🍆💦 spread that eagle 🦅 wide to feed 😏👅 zaddy better than any cookout 😩 Send 💌 to 7️⃣ of the BADDEST 🥵😚 BITCHES you know❗️ if you get 7️⃣ back, you’ll have ALL 3️⃣ colors of the flag ♥️⚪️💙 tonight!!! If you get 4️⃣ back, DADDY is gonna be FEASTIN 🤤 on your coochie 🍪 tonight!! If you get less than 2️⃣ back, your PUSSY 😿 is gonna be drier 🌵 than the ones on the grill 🍗🤷🏻‍♀️
      Happy 😃IndepenDICKS🍆💦🐳 Day 🙌🇺🇸 ❗Shout out📢📣 to our POUNDING🔨😷 Father THOTmas👏🏻👏🏻 Jefferson 4🔢 writing📝 the 📜🍆DICKloration of InepenDICKS.💨🍆💦❗Dont🚫 forget💁🏻 to set off💦🎆 those 🔥fireTWERKS 🎊 🎉 🎇 tonight🌃❗ 💕Make them explode🍆💦💦 in the sky🙏🏻
      Happy fWHOREth of July 🇺🇸💥 my fellow SLUTTY 🍆💦 AmeriCUNTS! 🇺🇸😂 On this day 📅 in 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣, the DADDIES 👴🏻🍆 of our nation 🇺🇸 got DRIPPY 💦💦 together & signed 📝 the Declaration of IndependSEX, 🇺🇸👉👌 breaking away 💔 from those COCK BLOCKING 🚫🍆❌ Brits 🇬🇧☕ & giving us our 🙌 freedom 🙌 to FUCK! 🍆🍑💦 So grab those 💥 sparklers 💥 & start LICKIN 👅💦 some BUTTHOLES 🍑 good ol AMERICAN style! 🇺🇸💦 SHOOT ↗️🎉 your LOAD 🍆💦 of 💥 fireworks 💥 off, FLOP ⤵️ those BIG ASS 🍑 John HanCOCK 🍆🌭 WEINERS 🌭 on the grill, 🍳 & wave 👋 the 🌟 Star SPANKING 🍑👏 Banner, 🇺🇸 praising 🙌 the red 🔴, WHITE ⚪💦 & blue! 🔵 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ PATRIOTIC PUSSIES 🇺🇸😹 or you won't 🚫 get Lady Liberty's 🗽 GREEN TITS 🗽 in your face tonight! 😭 Get 3️⃣ back & you're a 🇺🇸 Ben FrankCLIT LICKER 👅💦 Get 5️⃣ back & you're a 🇺🇸 John PennIS SUCKER 🍆🍆 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you're the 🇺🇸 Thomas JefferSUCC SLUT QUEEN 🍆💦👑
      IT’S OUR 🇺🇸NATION’S 🇺🇸 BIRTHDAY 🎊🎉🎉 PATRI-SLUTS😋😋😩 AND IT HAS A BIIIG 😉💯🍆👅 PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆💦 UNCLE SAM 🔥🔥🔥WANTS YoU😘😩🎊😏! HE’s BRINGING his STAR 🌟✨⭐SPANGLED 💥⚡🔥BONER 🙇😯🎉😩😩 TO GIVE YOU FREE🅱️OM TO HOE‼️ BUTT😉 that’s not ALL. HE’S gonna launch his rocket 🚀😩😋 into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE🍑🍑🍑 and EXPLODE✨💥😩 in your SPACIOUS SKIES👉👌👌👌. IF YOUve DECLARED your HOEDEPENDENCE 😩👉👌🇺🇸 DADDY will eat that ASS😩😋 like apple 🍎 pie 😋🇺🇸👌💯. iF yoUVE been a COMMIE 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO FREEDOM CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ SONS of LIBERTITTY 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you’ll get Daddy SAMs’ MEGA THICC PATRIODICK‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩😍
      HAPPY JULY F(WHORE)TH BITCHES!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 be proud of your CUMtry as you fight for your freedom to FUCK 🍆💦😩 don't be independent today, find yourself a FOUNDING DADDY 😉 to shoot his FIREWORKS into you 😩🎆 if you want a sexy freedom fighter to give you his hotdog 🌭 just yell 🔴"THE REDCOATS ARE CUMMING"🔴 it doesn't matter if you're a down-ass 😏😏😏 ALEXANDER HAMILTON type bitch or shy and thick like BENJAMIN FRANKLIN 🍑💦 send this to 10 other freedom lovin' sluts🇺🇸 or you'll be thrown away 💁🏻🚮 like tea into the water 🐸☕️🌊 don't forget your Independence Day CUMMIES!!!💦💦💦
      🏳️‍🌈PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈 IS OVER 🙅‍♀️AND JUST LIKE 🏢CORPORATIONS👨🏻‍💼DROPPING THE GAYS💅 OR 🫢THE SUPREME COURT🏛👨🏻‍⚖️DROPPING 😤WOMENS RIGHTS🤦‍♀️, ANOTHER 🙃EMOJI 🫠TEXT🫡 IS😯 HERE🤪
      🎇🎆ITS ALMOST 🇺🇸INDEPENIS DAY 🫡🍆MY FELLOW AMERICUNTS🇺🇸🍆 IN 1776 THE FOUNDING DADDIES 👨‍💼💁‍♂️WROTE ✍️THE DICKlararion🍆 OF HOE-DEPENDENCE✨🍑THATS RIGHT 👴🏻UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU 🫵TO SUCC👅 HIS STAR SPANGLED✨ 🅱️ONER🍆 POP💥 THOSE PATRIOTIC PUSSIES 🫦 FOR COCK BLOCKING🙅‍♂️ THOSE BRITS 🇬🇧 AND FLOP ⤵️THOSE JOHN HAN-COCKS 💦ON THE GRILL🌭
      SEND THIS TO 1️⃣ and YOURE A COMMIE 🔴 FOR CUMMIES 💦👅 3️⃣and YOURE GETTING PATRIODICKKED DOWN🇺🇸🫡🍆 5️⃣ and YOULL GET A VISIT 🎆FROM BEN FRAN-CLIT💦 LICKER 👴🏻🪁👅 🔟AND BET YOUR STAR 🌟SPANKING 💥🍑👋BANNER 🇺🇸LADY LIBERTYS 🗽TITS 🍈WILL BE IN UR FACE 2NITE 🤪
      SAY 🗣 GOODBYE 👋TO THE ◼◼◼◼ RAINBOWS🏳️‍🌈🌈 OF JUNE 📅
      THE ONLY 🕶 COLORS 🎨THAT MATTER IN JULY 🗓 ARE
      RED 🔴WHITE ⚪AND BLUE 🔵
      IN HONOR🏅 OF INDEPENDENCE DAY 🇺🇸🏈🎆, TRUMP 👨🏻‍🦰 HAS DECIDED THAT AMERICA 🇺🇸IS SECEDING ✂️ FROM THE WORLD 🌎
      RUSSIA 🇷🇺 IS ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛CREATING 🏗 A YUGE PLANET 🌌🌏 FOR US ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ TO HABITATE TOGETHER. 👨‍❤️‍👨
      IT IS TOO SMALL 🐜 FOR ANY ALIENS 👽👾THAT COME FROM MEXICO 🇲🇽🌮🌯 OR MARS 🇲🇭♂️ SORRY 🙇‍♀️
      SO PACK YOUR BAGS 👜🎒👝🛍, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A GIANT LEAP 🕴 FOR THE ONLY MANKIND 👨🏻‍🦰 THAT MATTERS, WHITE AMERICANS 👱🏻‍♂️ 🇺🇸
      DRINK A BUDWEISER 🍻 AND REPORT 🚨TO YOUR LOCAL BASEBALL ⚾️ STADIUM FOR TAKE OFF 🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀
      BUT REMEMBER NO VEGANS 🥕🥔🍠🍅🍆🥒, DEMOCRATS 🐴🔵, OR ENVIRONMENTALISTS 🌲🌴🌷🌻🌹ALLOWED. ✔
      🎆🇺🇸🍔🎇 Hey Y'all! 👋😄 Get ready for a sizzling Independence Day 🍆🇺🇸 tale that will set your desires ablaze! 📖🍔🎇 Once upon a time, in the land of 🦅🍔🗽, the Founding 🍑 Fathers gathered for a cookout 🍆🌭🔥, a celebration of freedom that awakened more than just their patriotic spirits! 🍗🗽🎉 Little did they know, Uncle Sam's 🍆🔮 grill possessed an irresistible charm...🔥🍆🔮✨ The hotdogs 🍑🌭 danced provocatively on the grill, whispering, "Sink your teeth into our mouthwatering delights. 💦🔥💃" The potato salad 🥗 playfully mingled with the hotdogs, creating a tantalizing combination that set the mood on fire. 🥔😳💃 Amidst the excitement, Benjamin Franklin couldn't resist saying, "These hotdogs have more flavor than a spicy romance novel! 🔥🌭" So, on this irresistible day, let's embrace the explosive fireworks of laughter and desire, setting our senses ablaze with a burning passion for freedom! 🎉🍔🔥 Happy Independence Day, y'all! 🇺🇸🎆🍻😄 🔥💥📩 Ready to turn up the heat? Share this tantalizing tale with 1776 individuals, and you'll unleash a firestorm of laughter and spicy delights that will leave everyone craving for more. 📩💥🔥 🎇✨✉️ Receive 🔟 back, and the laughter will intensify, creating a red-hot party where pleasure and merriment intertwine. Get ready to spice things up! ✉️✨🎇 🍔💌💃 Receive 5️⃣ back, and a feast of hilarious sensations will unfold, tickling your funny bone and igniting a desire for unforgettable moments. Prepare for a mouthwatering adventure! 💃💌🍔 Indulge in the passionate journey, where hotdogs 🌭 take on a whole new meaning, and let the spirit of Independence Day ignite your wildest fantasies! 🎆🍑😂🔥
      I 👁 ate 😋 so much fucking 🤬 shit on the 4th 4️⃣ of July 🎆🧨. I 👁 said 🗣️ I 👁 wouldn't, but 🍑 then I 👁 did, and I 👁 totally fucked 🤬 up ⬆️ my diet 🥪🍎🌮🥖🥧🍈🥦, and now I'm paying 💵 for 4️⃣ it 🤡 by working out in a hundred 💯 fucking 🤬 degree 🌡️🥵 weather ⛅. I hate 😠🖕 my fucking 🤬 life. I hate 😠🖕 myself so much! Why 🆈 the FUCK 🤬 DID I 👁 DO THAT!? 🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰!!!!!!!! 🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰!!!!! WORK BITCH🐶!!!!
      HEY 👋🏻
      
      HAPPY 😊 WHORETH 4⃣💃 OF JULY 🇺🇲 MY RED 🔴 WHITE ⚪️ AND BOO 💋
      
      2⃣4⃣7⃣ YEARS AHOE 👩‍👧 WE SPANKED 👋🏻🍑 THE TEA 🐸☕ GUZZLERS 😩💦 SO HARD 💥 THEY BECAME 😳 OUR SUB 👉👈
      
      HELP 🙏 ME 🙋‍♂ CELEBRATE 🥳🎉 BY SENDING 💌🏃‍♀️ THIS MESSAGE 💬 TO 5⃣0⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST 🫂😘 STAR 🌟✨ SPANGLED 🤩 HOES 👯‍♂👯
      
      GET 0⃣ BACK AND YOU'RE EATING 🍽️ BEANS 🫘 FOR BREKKY 😝
      
      GET 1⃣0⃣ BACK AND YOU'LL 👆BE SLURPING 👅 ON GLIZZIES 🌭🇺🇸
      
      GET 3⃣0⃣ BACK AND THERE 😎 WILL 📜 BE 🐝 MORE 📈 THAN JUST A REVOLUTION 🪖🎇 IN YOUR BEDROOM 🛏️👉👌🏻😮
      
      GET 5⃣0⃣ BACK AND ‼️ YOU'RE 🙋‍♂ IN 🚪FOR THE STAR 🌟 SPANGLED 💫🌠 BANGING 💥🔴⚪🔵 OF A LIFETIME 🫨😵‍💫🥴
      🎶OHHH S🅰️YY CAN 🎵YOUUU 💥CREAMMM🎇🎵🇺🇸⁉️⁉️ Happy🎊 fWHOREth4️⃣🗓️ of 🍼GOOly you 🤩star-SPANKled 👏🏻SLUTS🫦🫦 and 🫡patriotic PRICKS🇺🇸🎉❕❗️❕ Today🚨 as you👊🏻 get 🗽AbraHOT🥴 for the 👨🏻🍆POUNDING 🧠Fathers🧑‍⚖️🪙 in your lives, 🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️BEND OVER🙇🙇‍♀️ and let them ♋️PUMP🍾 their ❤️🤍red and WHITE❤️🤍 stripes 😱DEEP😵 into 🫵🏻your 💙💙blue BOX💙💙❕‼️ Let us 🤬pledge allegiance🫡🎖️ to 🔮🎱COCK AND BALLS🤤🍆🍌🥵 and 🍑ASS AND TITS🍒 as the ORGASMIC 🧨bombs 🅱️URST🌋 in air❗️ I’m 👑proud to be an 🇺🇸🦅AmeriCUNT🤠🇺🇸 this 🎆🎇IndepenDICKS Day🧨‼️🇺🇸‼️ Every 🥴STUPID HOE🙆‍♂️ knows🪟🤨 that WashingTWERK👯‍♀️ DC🏛️ is our 🗽national 🦅capital, but only the 🔥HOTTEST🔥😮‍💨 pieces of 🅰️merican ASS can recite✅ the 5️⃣0️⃣ SLUTS and their capitals‼️ Let’s SCREAM🎆 them together—READY⁉️❔🔢
      
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      She just keeps winning.

        This is an update regarding my friend Sara. As some of you may or may not have known, I have a friend who started playing Limbus and she's infinity better then me at everything. I grew to be spiteful of her secretly praying on her downfall rubbing my hands hoping she fails every clash and every mirror dungeon run she does. Praying every extract is absolutely dog ass. Anyways. Recently she got to Canto 4, and she mentioned getting a new Ishmael ID. This was Sloshing Ismael. Seeing as she was new to the game I see my opportunity and took it. I told her Sloshing Ishmael was The best Ishmael ID and she believed it! She fell for it!! So naive!! How do you like that Sara!? Huh!? And to make it better she was fighting Dongbaek (my wife), and was stuck on her for awhile! (My pookie was helping me) As for me it didn't take me long (she let me win) so not only did I trick her but I was AHEAD OF HER. Things were finally looking up for me!! For once, I had... hope. And then...T-Corp Rodion and Don Came out. Now I love Don Quixote...I love Rodion but Don Quixote is my love. My wife. My pookie. I saw her and I had to get her. I rolled and rolled. But I.... didn't get her. Big Hat Don didn't come home.....But Sara.... Sara got Her first try... there's another person too we'll name him Jacob....they both Got TCorp Don....FUCK YOU JACOB!!!! My life is....Over ...My glory was short lived....I miss Dongbaek....I miss Don..... I'm..... empty now.... there's nothing left for me..... I'm....washed.....Sara noticed how bummed I was about not getting TDon and offered me to use hers as a support. The auDACITY to give me her sloppy seconds....was this truly how low she thought of me? I don't want any handy downs. I would much rather suffer without any TCorp Dons. However due to recent consideration....I realized Sara...perhaps I....treated you too harshly....maybe....we can rekindle our friendship. If you're reading this I'm sorry for the one sided beef but not really. There's.... someone else.... Jacob. If you're reading this, which you most likely are.... You know what you are, and what you did. Your days have been numbered. Count your second, and your minutes. Sleep with one eye open.... I'm always lurking.... 

        What’s his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn’t Coach ⚽️

          From a clip in Survivor where a contestant was ranting about a guy called ‘Coach’ aka Benjamin for being fake. Her rant was so funny it was meme-d within the community.

          What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn't Coach ⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin's👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🧀Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🧀, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. [scoff] 😤 [giggle] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... They tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🏝 was all kahoots 👌 Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 🤗." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌ 
          What.❓The. Hell.🔥😠 I’m out there busting 💪 my butt 🍑 and they’re gonna rank me number four 🍀❓❓After someone👴 who can’t even barely walk 🚶‍♂️and barely do anything🤷‍♀️ and all he does is sit 🧘‍♂️ around and fuss 🙄 and curse 🤬 everyone👨‍👩‍👧 I was ❗️VERY❗️insulted. 😒 when I saw 👀 that.😤😤 

          I am aware that being around Ethan and Hila at the moment is very questionable

            A fan of h3h3Productions apologizes for posting his a picture of him with Ethan and Hila (owner of h3h3). He was getting bullied on Twitter by people accusing Ethan and Hila of being Zionist despite them publicly speaking against the Israeli gov.

            I am aware that being around Ethan and Hila at the moment is very questionable. I wanted to meet them despite peoples valid criticisms of them. I am aware this is a bad look, and posting a photo with them upset many people. Not the best decision on my part.

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            I am aware that being around <X> at the moment is very questionable. I wanted to meet them despite peoples valid criticisms of them. I am aware this is a bad look, and posting a photo with them upset many people. Not the best decision on my part.

            I’m so tired of xiangling…

              Xiangling copypasta from Genshin

              The Xiangling meme that started from a Zy0x livestream by chatters while farming in the Emblem domain. Its the biggest Genshin/gacha copypasta due to its popularity outside of its community.

              Xiangling was meme-d hard as she’s one of the strongest characters in game while being only a 4-star rarity character and new characters are often compared to her power level. The copypasta is also known as OPPA by fans.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play diluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling.
              
              She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa."
              
              I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world

              Xiangling x Honkai Star Rail

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play Blade. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Seele. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Jingliu. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Himeko. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play Herta, Argenti. They both want xiangling.
              
              She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her seriousness of breakfast. She isn't satisfied. I pull night on the milky way. "I don't need this much atk" She tells me. "Give me more speed." She grabs Asta and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with before dawn."
              
              I can't pull for before dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, constant aoe fire follow up attacks. What a cruel world.
              

              Xiangling Brainrot copypasta

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Emblem of Severed Fate. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Vaporize. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Overload. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I don't even try to talk about Mono-Pyro. I want to talk about The Catch. Someone will pull out the Xiangling copypasta. I want to talk about Pyronado, Guoba - someone will pull out the Xiangling coypasta. It grabs me by the throat. Someone says something about Xiangling. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my keyboard. It posts: *I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I don't even try to play Dehya. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.* There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, rambling about Xiangling. What a cruel world. 
              i try to play abyss. BOOM. xiangling. i get out of my chair to go to the fridge. BOOM. xiangling. i go play star rail. BOOM. xiangling.
              Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her. The Pyronado will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path. 
              GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD 👩‍🍳🍳💈🧸🔥🌪 
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              OPPA