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Madara Uchiha Wake up to Reality

    Wake up to reality speech by Madara Uchiha
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    Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility. Listen, everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace, initiates war. and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses causal relationships that cannot be separated.
    Wake up to Reality!

Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world.

The longer you live, the more you will realize, that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain, suffering and futility.

Listen...

Everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist.

The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace initiates wars.

And Hatred is born in order to protect Love.

There are nexuses; causal relationships that cannot be separated.

I want to sever the fate of this world.

A world of only Victors.

A world of only Peace.

A world of only Love.

I will create such a World.

I am... the Ghost of the Uchiha.

For truly this reality... is a Hell.
    Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility. Listen, everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace, initiates war. and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses causal relationships that cannot be separated. I want to sever the fate of this world. A world of only victors, a world of only peace, a world of only love. I will create such a world…. I am the ghost of the Uchiha… For truly this reality… is a hell…

    Matsuri Fubuki copypasta

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      Matsuri obsession on Fubuki is based on the original Louise copypasta. The copypasta has spawned many variation most notably the ‘Wangy wangy‘ version.

      Fubuki! Fubuki FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiIIIIIIiiiiaaAAAaaAAa!!! UhUUUHHHHhhHHH! Unh! Uhhhhhh! FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiiaaaAAAuuUUUuh!!! Ah-Kunkakunka! Kunkakunka! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! SUU-HAaa! Fubuki smells so good! Nyunhahahuh! Ahun! I want to smell the white tail of Fubuki! Kun-kun! Ahh! No! I want to rub her fur! Mofmof-mofmof-mofmof-mofmof! Fubuki doing self-intro was so cute! Ahh ahh ahhHHUUUHH! It's great you got so many gifts on your birthday, Fubukiii! Ahh-you're so cute, Fubuki! Kawaii-AAAHHHHH! Congrats on getting selling your own merch! aaaaiiiYYYYYAAAAAaaaaaaa! Nyahhhhhhhh-GUEEEEHH-AAAAAA! What? VTubers are not real? Hmmm, so Matsuri and Shion aren't either... f u b u k i i s n o t r e a l...? GyaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAAaaa! WhyyYYYYyyyYYYyy! HOLOLIVE-EEEHHHH! You bastard! Goodbye! Goodbye to this goddamn world! Huh? She's looking? Fubuki on the poster is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON THE POSTER IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!! Fubuki is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON YOUTUBE IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!!! Fubuki on Twitter is talking with Matsuri! Thank God! The world hasn't left me! YaHOOOooo! Fubuki is still with me! I did it! I can do it! Twitter's Fubuking-YYAAAAAAAAaaaa!!!! Uuhhuhh! Haato-sama! Aki Aki! Melu melu! Roboco-senpaiiiiaaaaii!! Send Matsuri's love to Fubuki! To Fubuki from Hololive!

      Haato version

      Nogue-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Pupupupupu-poEI-pupupupu-poEI-pupupupupupu-poEII-pupu-poEIIII!!!!! Haato-sama! Haato-sama! PoEII! PoEII! Haato-sama! Haato-sama! I love you! You're so cute! PoeeeoiiiiiEEEEEEEeyyyyiiiiiiEEEEEEE! Please! Scold me more! Congrats on the recent QWQP stream! KeyyyYYYEE! Please behead me! Pupupupupu! Futa pork! Pupupupupupupoo! Poo-YEEHH! Poo-YEHH! Please try your best on your bakage stream! Poo-YEA poo-YEAH poo-YEHH! Fubuki! Pupupupupupu! I think I'll vomit if I eat Haato-sama's food but I'll eat it anyway! I'm sorry! Poo-HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Please behead me! I love your ASMR stream! Pooh-HHEEEEEEE!! Kawaii! Feels so good! Pu-HEEEE! Pupu!

      ok so this drunk dude sued me and then coffee guy

        ok so this drunk dude sued me and then coffee guy took me in then this penguin lookin mofo installed an app on my phone and then i met this dude who liked ramen and then we infiltrated kamoshidas palace and we met a weird ass cat and this girl that the weird ass cat obsessed over and then fast forward to madarame we met his pupil who was gaslighting himself until he put on a fox costume and then fast forward to kaneshiro and your super hot sister needed help so we infiltrated kaneshiro's palace because if we didn't she would get raped and then we kicked kaneshiros ass and your sister (super hot) was very thankful then we went to hawaii and did fuck all and also on the last day i spent time alone with your super hot sister and then medjed happened we were contacted by best girl and then we infiltrated her palace and she was depressed and we helped her then she took down medjed by herself then we rehabilitated her then went to the beach (btw your sister is super hot) and then okumura was being a sussy baka uwu so we needed intel then the dumbass cat got pissed off and ran away with okumuras daughter then me and the gang (which includes your very hot sister who at this point is starting to open up to me) and then we reconciled and then haru joined us and okumura died lol then your sister (very hot) pretended to date me and then we started dating for real then she hacked into your computer and we infiltrated your palace but we were stressed so i had sex with her the day before then we went in and your shadow self was being a massive bitch so we kicked your ass and dont forget the part when me and your sister has passionate love making daily at this point because shes so hot and i love her and then we got ambushed by akechi and now were here

        Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift.

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          Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift. Not me, I’m going in for my 36 hour shift at the ball brushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That’s right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I’m hoping for a new company record, 6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly on my BALLS. I’m hopin to win the company gift card. $25 at macys, so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed balls. That I got from the ball crushing factory. I don’t even know what’s going on down there anymore, I’m scared to look.

          How was this game created by human beings?

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            Okay, I just had to put down my controller and write down my feelings here. I just feel this game isn’t something normal human beings living in this day and age are capable of producing. It seems like a product that was developed by extraterrestrials as a first contact attempt. I don’t game much, but as a new player playing this game blind and approximately 40 hours in, I am just in complete awe of the game design from top to bottom. I don’t even know where to start or how to phrase this post, but for most people in this subreddit, you probably know what I mean. I have lost count of the times where my jaw just dropped mouthing “what the fuh…” or my eyes just stared in utter amazement at my screen (this game is just pure dopamine on my 80 inch TV on PS5). The landscape designs, enemy designs, lore, NPC voices, names of items, the music, the sound, what have you. Nothing is better than the other. Everything is just top tier and there is clearly no skimping on delivering an almost ethereal experience. On top of this, the game performs incredibly well and there’s basically no loading screens unless you die and respawn. The only negative thing about this game is that I won’t be able to play another, ever, without expecting this level of quality.

A game like GTA V being released, remastered and milked to the bone so many times seems like a crime. If FromSoftware did the same (even though they would never cheapen their brand like that), I’m sure none of us would complain.

Anyway, back to playing I go…