🚨🗣️LISTEN UP🗣️🚨you 🎶music🎵SLUTS💋 it's time to 📱Spotify UNwrap😜 those 🍆DICKS and get 🥩RAW DOGGING💦 Today's the day to do some 🤘😎head banging, 😮🍆GIVE HEAD and GET BANGING 👉👌Do you 🎧listen to hard rock🎸? Or do you 👅slurp some 🪨HARD COCK😩 Find out who 🔝TOPPED your🥇charts📈 this year and 💦CUM🫦 out on 🔝TOP of DADDY'S🥵 charts with the👂sound 🔊 of that 💧WET 🍑ASS PUSSY 🎤Bust a rhyme💥BUST A NUT🌰 and let it🚰STREAM😜 out of that 👄CUNT👅 Make a 📲playlist of your ❤️favorite 🌭DONGS🍆 to end 2023🥳 Share this with 5️⃣ THOTS who love 👏CLAP👏CLAP👏CLAPing👏 that 🍑ASS to their #️⃣1️⃣ song🥇 Cbat😏
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The day has finally CUM 💦💦Happy Sluttify Wrapped 🎶🎁🎵all you musicHOLE 👉👌bitches!! 💅 💅💅Make sure you open up that app 🧑💻😫before you open your legs tonight🐱👅🐱👅they’ve got a BIG 🥴 package📦 for you to unwrap 💦 have fun finding out your top artists 🔥🔥🔥as you get 🔝TOPPED🔝 by that big fat dick 🍆🍆🍆 and make sure u share to ur instaGAYm 👩❤️💋👩👨❤️💋👨 story so everyone knows how big of a 💦🍆🍑WHORE 🍑🍆💦 for spotify you really are 😏😍spread this message (like u do with ur cheeks🍑👅) to at least 🔥69🔥 of your scissor ✂️ sisters 💅💅or everyone will know u use ASSHOLE 🍎📱music
SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️
❤️ 🤠Howdy sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👨🦳🕊War Criminal Henry KISS💋inger🕊👨🦳 is trying to KISS Heaven's Ass🍑🪽 For Entry 🤙🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😭 and 🥴Moaning🥴😏 👉allllll 💯across➡️🩸🫣 Southeast Asia👌❤️ 🌏 🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Kiss💋 some cheeks 💑 and Spread Some CHEEKS 🍑🥵, get some BOMB 💣 Ass🍑 Dicking down🍆⬇️ 💦 til you're in worse shape 😩💦 than Cambodia 🇰🇭 in 🫦🍆'6️⃣9️⃣ 🫣😏, all in honour of 🤪💦Tricky Dick's right-👋🍆Hand-Job 🩸💣Mass Murderer🫣🫦 💌Send this to all 💯 your favorite SEX-cretaries of State 🍑💦😏 If you get 3️⃣ or less, you’ve BLOWN 💦 your load 🍆🍆🍆 but missed the shot 🙀🙀🙀 just like our BAD BOY Kissinger 😻 blew his load all over 💯Southeast Asia 🌏 😿😿😿
"The illegal we do 👉👌😏 immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer 😛🫦💦" -Henry KISS💋inger
Pro Henry Kissinger
i am SICK and TIRED of seeing Kissinger hate everywhere I go! ''Muh pissinger this, muh Anthony Bourdain that'' like shut the fuck up peacenik. Every single Chilean or cambodian ''innocent'' child that Kissinger killed was a filthy communist that deserved nothing but 20 tons of agent orange. Like, who wants foreign policy without war crimes? Grow up libtards. Y'all are saying he's burning in hell but I know for a fact he's up therein heaven with Nixon, Reagan and Rumsfeld, laughing at all you all filty hippies burning in hell. Fucking McGovernites should shut the fuck up and respect a true american, hell, world hero
Anthony Bourdain on Henry Kissinger
“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.”
― Anthony Bourdain
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STOOOOOOOP UOOOOOOWGH I WANNA BREED I WANNA BREED I WANNA BREED I CAN JUST THINK OF BREEDING FUXUAN MAKING A ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM WITH HER SHE IS A PRESERVATION CHARACTER I'M SURE SHE CAN TAKE A LOT OF MY SADOMASOCHIST SHIT BEFORE GETTING TIRED UOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 A ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM? NO, A ENTIRE SOCCER LEAGUE
I am so fucking down terrible, down horrendous, down abyssal, down chaotic, down to fucking hell and back for Kafka. Everyday I check 20 times just to see if a single new Kafka porn art has been posted. The moment I see those curveous milkers and tight shorts I feel like my boner would rip my pants open. I want to embrace her, to rip those pantyhoses and go to town on that velvety entrance, to lick her nape and breasts and bark like a dog, to thrust my hips into hers until both our bowels are so sore we're unable to walk the next day. I'll scream "mommy", and she'll scream my name as we bathe ourselves in nothing but pure lust. Those hips are BORN to be bred. We'd be doing doggy style, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, pushed against the wall, scissoring, you name it. And she'll be screaming at the top of her lungs when I finally release my sweet genetic riches into her den, finally hitting the jackpot of pleasure. But we wouldn't stop there, oh no: the night does not end until I forcefully thrust into her so much that she passes out. Then we'd be cuddling and sending each other to the dream realm. And probably have even more sex there. I can't help it guys; fuck saving the universe if it means getting to sex mommy Kafka's pussy first.
Kafka: "Take it. You sissy bitch. Let me DESTROY your ass pussy." Me: "UGH~! MMPH! OOOOGH~! MOMMY KAFKA, PLEASE, S-ST-" Kafka rips her hand across my ass like a rubber band, leaving a tarnishing red mark. Kafka: "Did I say you can talk? No." *PLAAAP PLAAAP PLAAAAP!* Kafka's strap-on continued on.
The things i want Kafka to do to me are so mind boggling and jaw dropping that i had to sever all relationships with other people to be able to express even a point percentage of my love for her. I want her to peg me until i'm her senseless plaything. Every day, i wake up and i go "i wish kafka was fucking the shit out of me right now", and i repeat that phrase once every 5 minutes to remind myself of how desperate i am to feel the pleasure that being with Kafka would bring. I want her to violently grip my slutty waist, pull me in, kiss me roughly until i get close and then finish the job with her hands. If i had my hands on Kafka for one day and one day only, she would be so happy and satisfied with my service that she would stay forever and never leave. Because i would follow every single order that comes out of her juicy plump lips and sexy mouth. I fucking love Kafka.
