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Welp. Wheels aren’t happening.

    Wheels aren't happening copypasta

    Came from a car enthusiasts group in FB circa 2020 which became a meme. Unfortunately the original has already been deleted. 

    Welp. Wheels aren’t happening. Got into an argument with my mom because she thinks putting RPF1s on my car is gonna make it get stolen or it’s not worth it. She’s not letting me get anything to customize it at all. She won’t let me get a daily so I can keep the miles off it or doesn’t agree to allow me to go to car meets anymore. I wish I could move out but I can’t afford it on my own, let alone, if I want to go back to college, I don’t know how I’ll do school, work and live on my own. I’m about to say fuck it and slam myself into a tree in the damn car.

    I was in Random Play when I saw this image and had to start furiously jorking it

      Written by u/MRfireDmS, its the NSFW on a train copypasta but changed to Zenless Zone Zero specifically in Random Play.

      Please tag this NSFW

I was in Random Play when I saw this image and had to start furiously jorking it. People gave me weird looks. Then I dropped my Bangboo, with this image for everyone to see.

Now there's a whole store of customers, Bangboo and Proxies jorking it to this one image.

All because you failed to mark it nsfw

      Enjoy your downlike 👎 you deserve it.

        Maybe that sh*t flies on real 4chan, but here in reddit you cant just go around trolling ppl, thats not the reddit way! Enjoy your downlike 👎 you deserve it.

Edit: im just trying to restore reddit and y'all blast me with downlikes? What the heck?!

        This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel.

          4chan on Caroline Ellison, former FTX exec and Sam Bankman-Fried’s (FTX CEO) ex-girlfriend after there were reports of them organizing sex orgies in their luxury penthouse. 

          This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

          Voymastina should be naked

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            Mica did us really dirty with this AK-15 release. Let me tell you I am so tired of devs putting clothes on my t-dolls. They are supposed to be terminators that look like humans. They don't need to wear any clothes. They already have synthetic skin. Why would they need more?

Voymastina is just a huge insult at this point. Not only they put a ton of unnecessary clothing and armor on her, they also had an audacity to give her a mechanical suit. Do they even care about their own lore?

The fact that she is barefoot in the dorm is the only reason why I am willing to forgive Mica.

Hopefully they will release more units like Florence in the future.

I hope when we finally get a playable Lunasia, she will be extremely... Uh... You know.

At least balance is good this time. Never saw a PvE game with good balance at max level. It's like I'm playing Warframe again.