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     ๐ŸšจOh no! ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ’” SLEEPY JOE ๐Ÿ˜ด is BACK with a โšก๏ธshockingโšก๏ธ REVELATION ๐Ÿคฏโ€”heโ€™s got ASS๐Ÿ‘ CANCER ๐Ÿ’ฅ! This INSANE ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ›Œ condition has him feeling๐Ÿ˜ซ THOSE CHEEKS ๐Ÿ‘ TREMBLING like โŒNEVERโŒ before! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Who knew that the only thing worse than his policy on Palestine ๐Ÿ“œ was the CANCEROUS LUMP in his PANTS ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘–? Time to ๐Ÿ“žCALL HIS DOCTOR ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ & ask for the ๐Ÿ†CUMback plan ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”™ before that ASS๐Ÿ‘ goes on permanentโฌ‡๏ธ VACAY ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and DONNIE has to plan his STATE๐Ÿ’’ FUNERAL ๐Ÿ’โšฐ๏ธ! You know it's serious๐Ÿซข when he starts shaking that BOOTY ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒช๏ธ at the RETIREMENT HOME๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿผ like heโ€™s trying to ๐Ÿซจshake off STAGE 4 ๐Ÿ’ฉ! Don't forget to send him your ๐Ÿ‘‹BEST WISHES ๐Ÿ’Œ or he might just get a little TOO comfy ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ and blow๐Ÿคฏ out the BACKROOM booth ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘€ at the next state dinner ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ!! Remember, itโ€™s always better to have a CANCER OF THE ASS ๐Ÿ‘ than to miss your chance at a nasty dance ๐Ÿ’ƒ as the PRESIDENT of PUSSY ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿซก! Send this to your 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ favorite neo-liberal hoes and ๐ŸŒ‘DARK BRANDON๐Ÿ˜ˆ will live FOREVER ๐Ÿšจ 
    ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป Oh noooo! ๐Ÿ™€ ex President ๐Ÿ‘ Joe Biden ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ has PROSTATE cancer! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฑ After ๐Ÿ”ฅ years ๐ŸŒ in the WHOREhouse, ๐Ÿ  he thought he could ๐Ÿ‘Š still get that BANG BANG! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘€ But now heโ€™s feeling ๐Ÿ† a little less ๐Ÿ”ฅ and more POUNDING (from the doctors! ๐Ÿ’‰) ๐Ÿš‘ Come on, Sleepy Joe! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค Donโ€™t let this DICKtastrophe ๐ŸŒช๏ธ get you down! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ You need to keep that ASS ๐Ÿ‘ in the game! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘Š Imagine all those ๐Ÿ˜ฉ hot ๐Ÿ’ฆ medical exams ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธโ€”time to raise your hand ๐Ÿคš like you're ๐ŸŽค at a concert for some "hands-on" action! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ So send this to 5๏ธโƒฃ of your SINFUL ๐Ÿ‘…friends, and if they donโ€™t laugh ๐Ÿ˜น, then it's NEGATIVE VIBES only! โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค Letโ€™s pray for a big CUMback! ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’–

    do it fart?

      do it fart? you be squirtin? copypasta

      AKA ‘You be squirting’ copypasta is actually a evolution of an older ‘Do it clap? Do it squirt? Do it jiggle?‘ pasta that was posted on Reddit.

      you be squirtin? or u on the cream team? what color the inside? your booty real wet? do it clap? do it fart? do it grip the meat? its tight? how many fingers u use? what it taste like? can i smell it? is it warm? its real juicy? do it drip? you be moaning?
      You be squirting? you on the cream team? what colors the inside? your booty real wet? do it clap? do it fart? do it grip the meat? is it tight? how many fingers you use? what it taste like? can I smell it? is it warm or cold? is it scrumptious? do it drip?
      U be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? What color the inside? Ur pussy real wet? Do it clap? Do it grip the meat? Its tight? U got cheese? How many fingers u use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can i smell it? Its warm? U suck the stank off tha dick? U hairy?
      Do it clap? Do it squirt? Do it jiggle? It wet? Do it defacate? Do it fart? It moist? Do it cream? What color it? It tight? Do it got flaps? Do you be touchin it? What it taste like? What it smell like? It warm? Do it be squishy?
      Do it jiggle??? Do It deficate?? What it smell like? Is it fishy? Also can I see your asshole? Can I see it in good pictures/video quality? Can you do a full spread of your cheeks and make it open up a little bit? Can I see all the wrinkles of it? Can you record a video of you winking it with the flash on? While you at it can you slip a finger in there? Also can I see your pussy? Can you take all kinds of pics and angles of it? The back, the front, from under? Can you use your fingers to spread the lips and show the interior? When youโ€™re wet can you send a video of you pleasuring yourself with the sound on? Can you show the pussy hole?
      Yo u be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? Is it wet like a knotts soak city water slide? Do it squirt like a water gun? What's the squirt range? What color the inside? ur pussy really wet? Do it clap? Do it be grippin the meat? Do it grip like a gorilla fist? Is it tight? U got cheese? How many fingers you use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can I smell it? Is it warm? U suck the stank off the dick? U hairy? Can I floss? Does it bleed? U got discharge? It got folds? Do the lips be fat? Do it be flapping? It jiggles? Do it drip? U be moaning? But how many fingers you be using? Send a pic? Send a vid? Take one from the back showing the asshole too? What kinda panties u wearing lol? Send a mirror pic? Send a selfie? Can I see the titty? Is it firm? Do it be saggy? A or DD cup? U be lactating? Do it be thick or thin? it sweet or sour? Maybe both ๐Ÿ˜‹? I'm out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies lol? Fr tho, send an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow. Do it stink? Is it soft? Is it ridged? How often u touch it? What typa noise you make? Is it a squeak? A roar? U be yelling? Can I record? What's your favorite position? U be quivering? U loud? U like being choked? Is ur asshole stinky? Do it be farting? It be stanky? It be pungent? Do u shit and not wipe before sex? What smells worse your asshole or pussy? 

      You guys might be the WORST fanbase I’ve ever seen on reddit.

        You guys might be the WORST fanbase I've ever seen on reddit. Every single shit you do is so hecking repetitive and far away from being creative. It's like you guys have an average IQ of 38 or smth.
        
        Genuinely like what the heck is that "2nd APRIL" shit? You guys posted that shit more than 100x times and it still continues AFTER MORE THAN TWO HECKING MONTHS THAT IT HAPPENED
        
        I'm not even joined to this sub and even I saw that shit on my feed 25 times AT LEAST.
        
        Now go ahead check my profile and try to make fun of my SKONG!!! comments because you guys cannot hecking function without giving an ad hominem response.
        
        I bet leth would hate you and coup ALL of you mfs hope y'all burn in the hell you guys are the equivalent of Taylor swift fans on twitter.

        HOI4

        You guys might be the WORST fanbase I've ever seen on reddit. Every single shit you do is so fucking repetitive and far away from being creative. It's like you guys have an average IQ of 38 or smth.
        
        Genuinely like what the fuck was that "shining example of european democrazy โ†’ deport hungarians" shit? You guys posted that shit more than 100x times and it still continues AFTER MORE THAN TWO FUCKING YEARS
        
        I'm not even joined to this sub and even I saw that shit on my feed 25 times AT LEAST.
        
        Now go ahead check my profile and try to make fun of my peggy memes because you guys cannot fucking function without giving an ad hominem response.
        
        I bet Josef Tiso would hate ALL of you mfs hope y'all burn in the hell you guys are the equivalent of kendrick fans on twitter.

        You motherfuckers donโ€™t even know what the real GRIND is

          You motherfuckers donโ€™t even know what the real GRIND is, I have been grinding whole my life to get where I am today. I have been grinding when there was no online qualifiers every 2nd week, no Tier2 events to prove yourself anywhere, no faceit or whatsoever.

          VNs where the MC slaps a girl?

            Do you know of any visual novels where the main character slaps a girl?
            
            Odd request, I know, but I'm starting to discover a feminine side to myself and realized that there have been many moments in my life where I wanted to slap a girl on impulse when she said something disrespectful to me, and then after the slap, I would proceed to quickly walk away from the scene before anyone could gather their thoughts. I felt this many times, but I never did it because of traditional norms of masculinity. The social coding runs deep.
            
            Visual novels are about immersion, so I want to get a distant taste of how it feels. It doesn't have to be exactly like I explained. Just the slap is enough, thanks, and it has to happen in a casual context, I appreciate any recommendations.

            there is no “prog metal” tag because its an oxymoron, there is nothing metal about being “Progressive”

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              inMetalMemes

              Possible sequel to the Real Emo copypasta? One can only hope…

              there is no "prog metal" tag because its an oxymoron, there is nothing metal about being "Progressive", musically speaking.
              Metal is about sounding ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and HATEFUL, "progressive" music is the aural equivalent of homework. You cant be metal while sitting on your ass trying to stuff five different math equations into a time signature.
              Progressive "Metal" comes in fourflavours and none of them are real metal!
              You have "Nu metal but the songs are 10 minutes long and written for virgins",
              "boring progressive rock with an eunuch on vocals and the guitarists own distortion pedals" (Dream theatre fit here) ,
              "we make music that intentionally sounds AI generated"
              And the last one is "we rip off real metal bands but pretend to be above them and smarter by playing pointless interludes and throw random bullshit in between riffs because we're so quirky ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช"
              "Progressive metal" is for losers afraid of their true nature. METAL BELONGS TO MOSHERS AND CHADS, NOT SOYS THAT ARE AFRAID TO GO TO SHOWS AND CREATE SPREADSHEETS