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I once brought my son to the grocery store and I spotted Quinn

    Quinn “Quinn” Callahan is a professional Dota 2 player who is notorious for being toxic and prone to throwing in pub games.

    What a wholesome guy Quinn is. I once brought my son to the grocery store and I spotted Quinn in the frozen isle. I wanted a picture with him but he refused and grabbed a frozen salmon slapped my son with it. I still think he is a cool guy.

    I saw Quinn at a grocery store

    I saw Quinn at a grocery store in Los Angeles awhile ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    Zywoo is not the goat. All he does is put his crosshair on people’s heads and click

      New s1mple copypasta just dropped
      Zywoo is not the goat. All he does is put his crosshair on people's heads and click. He does not flame his teammates and he never gets angry. Does he even care about the game?

S1mple on the other hand - no debate - the absolute goat of CS. The way he shakes his mouse every time he takes a shot - the way he flicks, the way the recoil seems to follow him IRL when shooting. Clearly established a deeper connection with the game than Zywho.

S1mple is not afraid of trash talking his teammates when they play like shit. S1mple doesn't want to play with bots. S1mple left the team when he saw some no names like jLoser, AleksiBOT, and that other random guy on the transfer list. He is superior to the game, and he chooses when he wants to play it. What a goat. Truly number 1 in the world.

      Real Phonk

        Its the ‘Real Emo‘ copypasta but changed to Phonk music.

        "Real Phonk" only consists of the Memphis Revival scene and the 2010's Phonk scene. What is known by "Brazilian Phonk" or "Drift Phonk" is nothing but shitty EDM with questionable real phonk influence. When people try to argue that artists like LXNGVX are not real phonk, while saying that Kordhell is, I can't help not to cringe because he is just as fake phonk as LXNGVX (plus the pretentiousness). Real phonk sounds DARK, SATANIC and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake phonk is weak, cheesy and a failed attempt to direct distortion and groove into dark music. Some examples of REAL PHONK are Devilish Trio, SpaceGhostPurrp, Lil Ugly Mane and DJ Smokey. Some examples of FAKE PHONK are Kordhell, Dyan Dxddy and whatever other bullshit you find on Spotify playlists. PHONK BELONGS TO MEMPHIS RAP. NOT TO EDM, BRAZILIAN FUNK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE.

        Darkest Dungeon intro

          Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor? I lived all my years in that ancient, rumor shadowed manor, fattened by decadence and luxury - and yet I began to tire of conventional extravagance. Singular, unsettling tales suggested the mansion itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnameable power. With relic and ritual I bent every effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long buried secrets, exhausting what remained of our family fortune on swarthy workmen and sturdy shovels.

At last in the salt soaked crags beneath the lowest foundations we unearthed that damnable portal of antediluvian evil. Our every step unsettled the ancient earth but we were in a realm of death and madness. In the end I alone fled laughing and wailing through those blackened arcades of antiquity until consciousness failed me.

You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you. Return home; claim your birthright, and deliver our family from the ravenous, clutching shadows of the Darkest Dungeon.

          The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans’ goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices.

            TLDR: Review bombing came after devs wanted to nerf Red Sheet Sinclair & Faust while promising compensation for anyone who pulled for Faust. Asian players livid and send death threats, Western players mostly alright. Nerfs canceled now players who pulled for Faust expecting to received compensation now angry. 

            The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans' goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices. Their constant, arbitrary alterations to core gameplay mechanics while ignoring community feedback entirely reveals them as nothing but deceitful charlatans and heartless profiteers in gaming disguise. What began as a promising title has completely lost its soul to corporate greed - each update now serves as another cash-grabbing scheme. I strongly advise all players to abandon this sinking ship. As for the development team? They'd better watch their backs. Given their shameless exploitation of the player base, I wouldn't be surprised if an outraged player took matters into their own hands someday. Consider this fair warning to the entire company: karma's coming for your unscrupulous business practices.

            My life has been ruined by Yanami Anna 😭

              Anna Yanami is one of the main characters of Too Many Losing Heroines! series. The pasta first appeared as a CN comment in Bilibili and had been translated before posted in r/TooManyLosingHeroines.

              My life has been ruined by Yanami Anna 😭. I can't interact with other girls properly anymore. When I'm having a meal with a girl, I always think, "If only she were Anna, with that cute and innocent expression." When I'm walking a girl home, I think, "If only she were Anna, so we could chat and laugh together on the way." When I'm sitting on her couch, and she says she'll get me a drink, my heart races as I think, "What if she brings out a bottle she’s already drunk from? What if she comes over to tell me about this month's bills and suggests repaying with bento?" Then, the girl comes out wearing a school uniform with four ribbons and asks if I like it. I take out my phone, show a picture of Anna, and say, "Of course, I like Anna the most." She’s simple yet incredibly charming, with that unique cuteness and girlishness of a youthful girl, along with that tsundere attitude that’s both reserved and hesitant. How incredibly adorable and heartwarming! Although Anna always seems reliable, when faced with something she's not good at, she becomes flustered and awkward, her thoughts easily read. Yanami Anna is so cute! When she's with you, her voice becomes higher and softer compared to when she's with other students. Anna is so cute! When she smugly grumbles, "You can't live without me!". Anna is super cute! 😇 Marriage! 😍 Marriage! 😍 I absolutely want to marry her! The thought of having Anna supporting me after marriage, helping to cover living expenses, gives me such peace of mind 😇. If I married Anna, it would be fulfilling three wishes at once: girlfriend 😋, wife 😆, and classmate 🤤, truly the ultimate happiness in life 🤗. Ah, I really want to put a wedding ring on Anna’s finger 🤩, listening to her say, "Do I have to pay for this too? 🧐" while she treasures the ring as a lifelong keepsake, with a blissful expression on her face 🤤.
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              来了😡我这一辈子就是被八奈见杏菜害了😭，没法跟正经妹子处事😭，跟妹子吃饭的时候，总是在想，她要是杏菜就好了🤤，有憨憨的表情那种，送她回家的时候，总是在想，她要是杏菜多好，能和她有说有笑的回去就好了，坐在她的家里的沙发上的时候，她要是靠过来时给你讲这个月的账单又要拿便当来还怎么办？然后妹子穿着四个蝴蝶结的校服出来了，问你喜不喜欢，你拿出了手机打开杏菜的图片说当然，我最喜欢杏菜了，朴素但又十分耐看有着青春女生特有的可爱和少女感加上怀有情愫半推半就的傲娇，这是何等直击内心的可爱！！虽然杏菜一直给人很可靠的感觉，但遇到自己不擅长的事，还是会不知所措，笨拙又慌张，一眼就能被看出想法的老八很可爱！和你在一起的时候，声音比起跟其他学生面前，音调更高和温柔的杏菜也很可爱！有些得意地“抱怨”着【你根本就离不开我！】的杏菜超级可爱😇！结婚😍！结婚😍！还是踏码的结婚[喜欢]！想到结婚后有杏菜在背后辅佐，补偿着生活的开销，心里就感到非常踏实😇。和杏菜结婚的话，女友😋，妻子😆，同学🤤三个愿望一次满足，实在是人生的至福🤗。啊，好想给杏菜戴上结婚戒指🤩，一边听着杏菜说【这些钱我也要还吗？】🧐，一边看着她把戒指当作一生宝物，一脸幸福的表情🤤。