Its the MoYe copypasta but changed to Alouette from Shadowverse.
if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Alouette 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ adding Gears to my hand 🤣🥞📚 ⛑️ and summoning artifacts 💥 TO FUSE INTO MASTERWORK 🥷🙈 AND DEAL 13 TO FACE❗️❗️ 
Written by u/Mashiruko, its the Drident copypasta from YuGiOh but changed to Runecraft class in Shadowverse.
All I ever know what to do anymore is spellboost, it's all I can do. I don't get what swordcraft players are thinking. The other day I summoned Anne&Grea and normal evolved it. Everything has become spellboost to me. There are no other monsters, no spells other than sagelight teachings. The only combo I know is cocytus into dimensional climb. Ocassionally I super evolve Kuon, and I cry a little. I attack the enemy leader for 4 damage. It has become a somewhat of a joke. Anne on turn 5, Kuon on turn 7, I play dimensional climb on turn 9 because I don't have cocytus. I didn't draw an extra Kuon, It's so over. I play seraphic tidings to draw 2 more cards, I play 2 sagelights to heal myself for 8 HP. Opponent plays orchis and puts me at 2 HP and I draw cocytus next turn without dimensional climb. I can't go anywhere without getting a brick hand. I went to feed my dog the other night, but instead of eating it said fanfare: Summon a Mimi, Right Paw Hellhound and Coco, Left Paw Hellhound. Necromancy (6) - Give all other allied followers on the field +2/+0. I had to put her down. I sit in my guild hall counting the days, the days we shall see sweet release from this torment, the day where we're able to spellboost without a care in the world without being reduced to 10 hp at turn 5. Those days are false hopes. I haven seen god, and I have seen the devil, but they are one and the same. I stared into the abyss and screamed, and it screamed back: Enhance (9): Deal 3 damage to all enemy followers. Give this follower "Can attack 2 times per turn." Storm
Potter, a moment of your time, please.
Someone has been stealing ingredients that could be used to make polyjuice potions.
I know, I know. "It wasn't me professor, I would never transform into a girl and masturbate to find out how it feels", I've heard this little song and dance before.
When I was your age I was the same. Did I ever tell you I stole your mother's hair regularly? I became quite adept at stealth and potions for this precise reason. To transform into your mother and pleasure myself.
There is this mirror... or there was, at any rate, I can't seem to find it anymore, that showed you your fondest wish. I would transform into your mother, look into that mirror and watch myself make love to her while your father watched, helpless to change anything
Those were the best orgasms of my life, Potter. One day things went wrong,
Before I could find my way to a safe spot, your father found me, and thinking me Lily proceeded to fondle me
It felt good, Potter. Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest
You know that polyjuice potion doesn't change your voice, of course. Yet James Potter never suspected a thing when I didn't speak. He smiled and said I was learning.
Oh I learned alright. I learned never to touch polyjuice potion again. Not because I feared such a thing would happen again, but because I feared I would want it to. That I'd seek it out.
Polyjuice potion and it's ingredients are restricted for a reason, Potter. The very recipe is not available to students.
Keep that in mind, won't you?
Its a circlejerk on Arch Linux users who have a reputation of being a pretentious jerk online.
Oh, you're using Windows? That's... unfortunate. I mean, I guess it’s fine for people who don’t really care about controlling their system. And macOS? Bro, you literally paid for UNIX with a pretty UI slapped on it. But hey, I’m sure you really needed those rounded corners and animations. But me? I use Arch, by the way. Yeah, it’s a bit more sophisticated, something you probably wouldn’t understand unless you’ve experienced it.
See, I don’t need a polished GUI or some bloated OS holding my hand through every step of my computing experience. I built my OS from the ground up. I compiled my kernel, optimized every single setting, and customized every aspect of my system. While you’re sitting there with your default settings, I’m in the terminal, living the dream. Arch is freedom, by the way.
I don't expect you to get it. I mean, you probably just double-click apps and call it a day, right? Meanwhile, I'm using Pacman and the AUR, managing my packages like a real power user. Updates? Yeah, they roll in seamlessly. No need to reinstall my OS every six months like those other plebs. Did I mention I use Arch, by the way?
When you’re ready to stop living in the kiddie pool of OSes and step up to the big leagues, maybe you’ll try Arch. Though, let’s be real, it’s probably too advanced for you. But hey, you do you. I'll just be here in my perfectly configured Arch system, reminding you that I use Arch, by the way.
Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Hyacine from Honkai Star Rail.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hyacine. I try to play Phainon. My Hyacine deals more damage. I try to play Argenti. My Hyacine deals more damage. I try to play Kafka. My Hyacine deals more damage. I want to play Blade. His best team has Hyacine. I want to play Therta, Castorice - they both want Hyacine. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I craft SP chips for her. I give her the The Story’s Next Page. She isn't satisfied. I give her the Herta shop LC. "I don't need to increase allies DMG" She tells me. "Give me more SPD." She grabs Sunday and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Sig." I can't pull for Sig, I don't have enough Jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Little Ica. She says "Ica, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure speed. What a cruel world.
AKA “Jackdaw is a crow” or “Unidan copypasta” is a comment by u/Unidan correcting another user who classified jackdaws as crows. Unidan is an ecologist that became popular on Reddit as an “excited biologist” who answered questions and explained concepts related to biology and ecology. He was eventually banned on the site for vote fraud.
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?Comment
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