Skip to content

I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect?

    Its a comment from ProfessionalBox (a retired elite osu! mapper) on the map The Pretender back in 2017. The community made it into a copypasta and you’ll sometimes come across it in other maps.

    I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect? It has such a big status as a turning point in the mapping meta that you can't avoid being compared. In my honest opinion there are songs that are tied to such grand maps that they should be given a status where they are not allowed to be ranked if mapped by someone else (The Pretender being one of them). That being said I haven't looked at the map so I have no opinion on it, because the quality of the map is irrelevant in this matter. This is about preserving history of osu! and therefore I hope that this doesn't become a trend in the future.

    You have to have a very high IQ to understand Wrecking Ball.

      Wrecking Ball copypasta

      Created by u/cookiedou3 for r/WreckingBallMains, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Wrecking Ball from Overwatch 2.

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Wrecking Ball. The gameplay is extremely nuanced, and without a solid grasp of geometry and physics most of the tech will go over a typical player's head. There's also Ball's intellectual outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Berdyaev Nikolai literature, for instance. The Ball mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these techs, to realize that they're not just effective- they say something deep about GAMING. As a consequence people who dislike Wrecking Ball truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the fun in Ball's iconic catchphrase "Wrecking Ball: Online." which itself is a cryptic reference to Kropotkin's Russian epic A Factor of Evolution. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lee Bradley Baker's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂
      
      And yes by the way, I DO have a Wrecking Ball tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 comp ranks of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

      Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔

        Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔
        byu/hzllxhound_78 inTeenIndia
        Soooo my mom ALWAYSS uses my older brother’s photo as her WhatsApp profile picture.👺👺 ALWAYS!!!🙄🙄 One day, I changed it to MY PHOTO!! The next day? She switched it back to his. 💢💢 I asked her, “Why do you only use HIS PHOTO?!?! Her reply: “Because he’s MY SON!"💢💢 I WANTED TO SCREAM, “Am I not your daughter too?” but I stayed quiet...........😔😔😔
        
        The next day, I saw her scrolling for NEW PICS OF HIM IN HER GALLERY!!💔💔 I asked her, “If I were a boy, would you use my photo...........?”🥲🥲🥲 She instantly answered "OBVIOUSLY!!" 💔💔💔 TS BROKE MY HEART SM!! 😭 I said, “I didn’t know being a girl was this much of a disappointment............ AND THEN Y'KNOW WHAT SHE SAID.......SHE SAID NOTHING. SHE DIDN'T ANSWERED...💔💔🥀🥀🥀 THAT MONKEY PMO SM LIKE WHENEVER I OPEN MY WHATSAPP I SEE HIS PHOTO ON MY MOM'S DP AND ALSO MY DAD'S DP!!🥀🥀🥀🥀

        HOW🤷‍♀️ DARE 👺 YOU👊 HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN 😡

          NOOOO ⛓😈😈😈🤬😡👺 HOW🤷‍♀️ DARE 👺 YOU👊 HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN 😡⛓😈🤬🤬🤬⛓⛓ _you'll pay for this..._ *alpha scratches your neck and you fell down* THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER ‼🤬⛓⛓⛓⛓👺⛓ *you get up and hit my kitten and my kitten pass out* GASP! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU BETA PLUH!! *alpha charges a duke dennis power and shoots you and you die* DONT 🚫🚫🚫❌❌ UNDERASTIMATE😡😡 THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE MEWING ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER 😂😂🤬🤬👺👺⛓⛓⛓⛓

          Malaking epiktu😭😥 sa bustun siltiks

            malaking epekto sa boston celtics ang pagkawala ni jison titum🥀sa kanilang lineup dahil sa game six natalo sila sa new york knicks kung kamakailan si jison Tatum🥀😭 nagkaroon ng injury dahilan hindi sya nakararo💯 sa game six at nayari na sila sa kamay ng new york knicks sa boston celtics fans end season na ang ating team pahinga muna🗣️magpalakas💯 para sa next season, for the new york knicks sasabak ulit tayo parang naging butas karayon ang ating dadaanan bago makamtan ang inaasam asam na ang trophy or kampyonato💯 sa eastern conference.💯💯💯🗣️😭
            Malaking epiktu😭😥 sa bustun siltiks ang pagkawala ni jisun titum😞🤯 sakanilang line up nila dahil sa gim 6 natalo sila sa Nyu yurk niks😫😫 kung kamakailan si jisun titum nagkaroon ng injuri dahilan😭😭🥀🥀 Hindi sya nakalaro sa gim 6 at nayari na sila sa kamay ng Nyu yurk niks🫰🤯😫😭 at sa bustun siltiks pans ind sison na ang ating tim😢😢😭😭🥀🥀😞

            English translate

            The loss of Jayson Tatum from their lineup had a big impact on the Boston Celtics because in game six they lost to the New York Knicks. Recently, Jayson Tatum had an injury that caused him to miss game six and they were done for by the New York Knicks. Boston Celtics fans, the season is over. Our team needs to rest first. Let's get stronger. For the New York Knicks, we will compete again. It seems like we have a long way to go before we achieve the trophy or championship we are hoping for in the Eastern Conference.

            Alex Megos

              Every copypasta about Alexander “Alex” Megos, a German professional rock climber. Megos has grooming allegation with his current girlfriend (19 years old) after fans notice that he was her legal guardian when she was a child.

              For more context, he took in Ukrainian refugees and started to date one of them. She was 17 when she moved in with the group and didn’t come with her parents, so Alex became her legal guardian. They started dating sometime after she turned 18. Alex is 31, so he has been accused of grooming her.

              As evidence, there are photos on both of their Instagram where they are standing very close or have their arms around one another, along with hearts and things that imply that they’re dating.

              Publishing such content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

              This was apparently sent to anyone accusing him of grooming which then became a joke/copypasta whenever he is mentioned.

              Hello, I would like to point out that by publishing such content about the athlete Alexander Megos you may be committing a criminal offense under German law and must therefore assume that these actions will be passed on to the law enforcement authorities and the relevant lawyers for Alexander Megos. Criminal Code (StGB) § 186 Defamation
              
              Anyone who asserts or spreads a fact about another which is likely to make that person contemptible or to degrade them in the public opinion will be punished with imprisonment of up to one year or a fine, unless this fact is demonstrably true, and if the act is committed publicly, in a meeting or by spreading content (§ 11 paragraph 3), with imprisonment of up to two years or a fine.
              
              We kindly ask you to delete your post and refrain from posting such content.

              Saw Alex Megos at a mall

              Its the Flying Lotus copypasta but changed to Alex Megos with a bit of German dialogue and also his grooming allegation.

              You know, I saw Alex Megos at a mall near the high school yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, so wie du es jetzt tust?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Teen Vogue magazines in his hands without paying.
              
              The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, probably due to her early-20s age, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
              
              When she took one of the magazines and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “um jegliche elektrische zu verhindern infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each magazine and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

              Uwu-fied publishing content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

              h-hewwo.. i w-wouwd wike to point out t-that by pubwishing such c-content about the athwete awexandew megos you may be c-committing a cwiminaw offense under gewman waw and m-must thewefore a-assume that t-these actions will be passed o-on to the waw e-enfowcement authowities and t-the wewevant w-wawyews fow a-awexandew megos〜☆ cwiminaw code (stgb) § 186 d-defamation
              
              anyone who assewts ow spweads a fact a-about another w-which is wikewy t-to m-make that pewson contemptible o-ow t-to d-degwade them i-in the p-pubwic opinion will be punished with impwisonment of up to one yeaw ow a fine, unwess this fact is demonstwabwy t-twue, and if t-the act is committed p-pubwicwy, in a meeting o-ow by s-spweading content (§ 11 pawagwaph 3)〜☆ with impwisonment of up to two yeaws ow a fine.
              
              we kindwy a-ask you to dewete youw post and wefwain fwom posting such content.
              

              Emoji-fied publishing content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

              Hello 👋 I 💁‍♀️ would like to point 👉 out that by publishing 📰such content about the athlete 🧗 Alexander Megos 💪 you may be committing a criminal offense ⚖️ under Franconian law📃 and must therefore assume that these actions will be passed 🔜on to the law enforcement authorities👩‍⚖️ and the relevant lawyers 👨‍💼💼 for 🧑‍🍼🧑‍🧒Alexander Megos🚸. Criminal Code (StGB) § 186 Defamation 🚔
              
              Anyone who asserts 🔇or spreads 🗞️a fact about another which is likely to make that person contemptible 👎 or to degrade them in the public opinion 🆘will be punished 🚨 with imprisonment 🏛️ of up to 1️⃣ year or a fine 💸 unless this fact is demonstrably true, and if the act is committed publicly📢 in a meeting 👥 or by spreading content (§ 11 paragraph 3), with imprisonment of up to 2️⃣ years or a fine 💰‼️
              
              We kindly ask you to delete 🚮🙅‍♀️your post and refrain from posting such content 🤗