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Raiden, have I ever told you about Blue Archive?

    Its the infamous Ahsoka Tano copypasta but changed to Blue Archive.

    Raiden, have I ever told you about Blue Archive? Yeah, it is a gacha game, but the gacha mechanics are not nearly as bad as similar games. But that's not important right now, here take a look at this, pretty cute and funny, huh Raiden? That's just the beginning though, the developers have been adding so many cute and funny girls over the years, it's got far more than other gacha games that only pay lip service to the fans of cute and funny, like Hag Lane for example, ugh. In fact there was a Blue Archive lead developer or someone like that that posted on twitter about how his ideal wife is a high schooler, so you can trust they know what they're doing Raiden. They're just like you and me, Raiden. And naturally each of those cute and funny girls has a swimsuit outfit, in fact, remind me later, I'll show you some pictures on the rule34 website when you return to base. Oh btw it's even got older girls that are tall with flat chests, isn't that amazing? What other gacha game has such perfect fan service, they all think an oneesan character needs large oppai but it's just not true! Flat is justice, am I right Raiden? And you dont need to bother thinking about male characters, this takes place in an all girls school so you, as the sensei, are the only male in the story What do you think, Raiden? How do you like my new gaki? The shupogaki, double trouble, twin gaki students seducing an adult, needs correction.

    Kuda Izuna

      Izuna from Blue Archive

      From Blue Archive, Izuna is a bright and bubbly girl who dreams of one day becoming “the best ninja of Kivotos”.

      Haaaaaa Another busy day at Schale, I still need to head back to finish those doc-- HMMMMM?🤨

Huh? what's this?😥 why do I f-feel like I'm being followed!!?😱😱

Huh? the white tip of an orange fluffy tail poking out the wall!??!😱 it must only mean... I-Izuna!💢💢💢😡😡😡

Are you stalking Sensei again without permission! HAH!!??? HAH!!???💢💢💢💢💢💢

Come out of that fake wall cover! GRRRRRRR😡 A proper ninja must not be detected by their target!!!💢💢💢

Come over here so I can correct you!💢💢💢 its the duty of a ninja's lord!!💢💢💢😭😭😭 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 Did you finally learn your lesson now hAH!!!💢😡😭 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPUURRTTT!!💦💦💦💦

Huh?🤨 Unbelievable! Izuna's lower end is using PUKU-PUKU NO JUTSU!💦💦 Don't tell me... YOU ARE ENJOYING YOUR PUNISHMENT YOU BRATTY NINJA!💢💢😡😡

HuH?🤨 Y-you are fine with punishment?! for your lord's sake?! I-I'm touched by your PASSION Izuna! v-very well! let Sensei teach you a very special and secret technique that a ninja like you can use😁😁 OOOUUHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭

First Izuna, we must prepare your body using Sensei's sacred stick!😭 Lie down and let Sensei do the ritual😭😭😭 in.... three.. two.. one... GAAAUUOOOGHHHHHH😭😭😭😭 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 G-GOOD JOB Izuna you COMPLETED the first ritual😁

Now lets continue with the rest!😭😭 Here, I go Izuna!!!😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 WHAT THE! SUDDENLY WRAPPING YOUR TAIL AROUND ME!💢😡😭 YOU VIXEN!🦊 LET ME BORROW THAT TAIL!💢😡 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃

WOAH! PULLING ME CLOSE TO YOU!🥵 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR😡 YOU ASKED FOR IT IZUNA!💢😡 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU💓😭 GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HMMM? LOOKING AT SENSEI WITH EYES LIKE THAT!?👀 GOOD!😭 GOOD!😭 YOU HAVE MASTERED YOUR SEDUCTION JUTSU😭 AS A REWARD SENSEI WILL NOW GIVE YOU THE SECRET TECHINQUE! ARE YOU READY IZUNA?! UUOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭 "SECRET TECHNIQUE: ART OF TRIPLETS!!!" GAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🥵 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🥵 NIN-NIN🥵 NIN-NIN🥵 NIN-NIN🥵 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa🥵 aaaaaaaaaaaa🥵 aaaaaaaaaaa🥵 nin-nin🥵 nin-nin🥵 nin-nin🥵

      PESAN CINTA UNTUK KISAKI RYUUGE ❤️❤️❤️

        Kisaki from Blue Archive

        From Steam Discussions, its an unhinged love letter to Kisaki from Blue Archive written in Indo.

        KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 AYO KITA MENIKAH KISAKI-KUSAYANG 🥰🥰🥰.
AKU AKAN MENCARI BUAH AMBROSIA UNTUK KITA BERDUA SUPAYA KITA HIDUP ABADI❤️❤️❤️, LALU SETELAH ITU AKU AKAN MENABUR BENIH DI DALAMMU HINGGA VOLUMENYA MENCAPAI SESAMUDERA HINDIA🥰🥰🥰, KEMUDIAN ANAK KITA AKAN BERLIMPAH SEJUMLAH POPULASI MANUSIA DI PLANET BUMI. KEMUDIAN SETELAH POPULASI MANUSIA TERLALU BANYAK, AKU AKAN MEN-TERRAFORM PLANET KISAKI SUPAYA LAYAK HUNI, DAN KITA SERTA SEBAGIAN ANAK KITA AKAN PINDAH KE SANA, MENJADI PENGHUNI PLANET KISAKI💖💖💖.
KEMUDIAN AKU AKAN MENABUR BENIH LAGI DI DALAMMU HINGGA VOLUMENYA MENCAPAI SEGUNUNG OLYMPUS MONS, KEMUDIAN AKAN LAHIR BERLIMPAH ANAK BARU KITA SEJUMLAH POPULASI ANAK KITA YANG IKUT PINDAH KE KISAKI, KEMUDIAN SETELAH POPULASI MANUSIA DI KISAKI TERLALU BANYAK, AKU AKAN MEN-TERRAFORM PLANET JUPITER SUPAYA LAYAK HUNI, KEMUDIAN AKAN MENABUR BENIH DALAMMU LAGI❤️❤️❤️, MELAHIRKAN MILYARAN ANAK LAGI, PINDAH KE PLANET YANG SUDAH DIBUAT LAYAK HUNI, DAN PROSES ITU TERUS DIULANG HINGGA KETURUNAN KITA MENGHUNI SELURUH PLANET DI GALAKSI BIMA SAKTI DAN KITA AKAN MENGUASAI GALAKSI ITU, KEMUDIAN MENYATAKAN PERANG DENGAN MAKHLUK DARI GALAKSI LAIN, MENGALAHKAN MEREKA💪💗, DAN MENGAMBIL ALIH GALAKSI MEREKA UNTUK MEMPERLUAS WILAYAH KITA SAMPAI KITA BERDUA MENGUASAI ALAM SEMESTA🧑‍❤️‍👩🧑‍❤️‍👩.SUDAH SAATNYA BAGI KETURUNANKU DAN KISAKI UNTUK MENEMPATI SELURUH BAGIAN ALAM SEMESTA🥰😍🥰😍💖💖💖❤️❤️❤️

        So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house wearing Mutsuki’s wig and clothes

          Mutsuki from Blue Archive

          Its the “So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house dress as Pekora” copypasta but changed to Mutsuki from Blue Archive.

          So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Mutsuki's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep, Kufufu~."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter, Sensei?" He said he's confused, but then his Binah got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his Binah, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Mutsuki!" which made me get a Binah myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His Mandrake Extract was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to 💢💢💢 you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his Mandrake Extract off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Mutsuki."

          Hina from Blue Archive

            MILH - Man I Love Hina 
            If Hina has 100 fans, I’m one of them
If Hina has 10 fans, I’m one of them
If Hina has 1 fan, I’m that fan
If Hina has no fans, I’m no longer on this world
If everyone is against Hina, I’m against the world

Needless to say, Man I Love Hina 
            For Mini Hina:

White hair, fair skin, purple eyes,
Four horns, big heart, smol in size.
So brave, so strong, so lovely,
Like sun, like moon, like the sky.

Believe, beware, be careful.
The demon makes me unwise.
Headpat, pamper, spoil Her Grace,
For the cuteness fill my life.

-----------For Hina,
-----------with Love
-----------Sensei
            According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a Hina should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its cute little body off the ground. The Hina, of course, flies anyways. Because Hina doesn't care what humans think is impossible.