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AKIRA – Kaneda’s Theme video description

    Its an unhinged video description for ‘AKIRA – Kaneda’s Theme‘ on Youtube that shows the uploader descent into madness after getting screwed over YT’s copyright system.

    I bought the DVD back in 2018 and got the idea to edit some of the OST in the film a short Music Video. 
    Copied the file and edited it on my FREE Da Vinci Resolve 16 Editing Software.
    I really don't fucking care if I got demonetized, really, I'm not even here to make money, 
    This is my second channel anyway so go ahead claim my fucking video,
    Make money off of this or whatever the fuck you usually do to even ORIGINAL content creators, 
    Just don't fucking remove this video from your half-asses copyright detector bullshit. 
    Like it's a 1988 Film it's just ridiculous, 
    Even the Romeo and Juliet copycats play that was initially made in the 1500s  could get their own copyright. 
    How the fuck can't I get a Fair-Use excuse?
    Anyway, personally, I don't believe this shit really gets brought up in the US Courts I mean come on, 
    I'm halfway across the fucking continent. What the fuck are you going to do if it were somehow proven to violate the copyright law? 
    Delete my channel? I could get another one. 
    Send US Marines across the ocean just to imprison a fucking boy who just uploaded a fucking video on youtube? 
    Get a grip on yourselves you fucking clowns. 
    I REALLY, don't need to provide my "Rationale" excuses for your bitch-ass conglomerate sissies, 
    In fact, it should be you whom I should question your rationality. Are you really going to remove this fucking video? 
    Less than 5 minutes Music Video with no bloody fucking view made by yet another insignificant person in your whole fucking Scamming Empire? 
    Think about it will you? and uhh, while you're at it
    I must go to take care of some BUSINESS, 
    Because unlike YOU what so-called HUMAN who claimed to have a full-time JOB, 
    My profession actually provides a REAL impact on the society of which you live in, 
    Of which people that served you on the McDonald Drive Thru,
    Of which people that sent your package you bought online,
    And of which of those people that working their asses off during this Global-Fucking-Pandemic. 
    So here's my conclusion in case you have a short attention span,
    (Assuming you have one to begin with. [which is very fucking unlikely.])
    FUCK YOU, Yeah? FUCK YOU. And your fucking Copyright System, Policies, your MONEY-MAKER PUPPETS those called themselves "CREATORS" 
    With their Perfectly-Crafted-Informative-Totally-Not-A-Clickbait Videos that YOU COUSIN-FUCKERS put your AD on.
    (So you can make money off of that Hell-Hot Fucking GARBAGE, ain't you sneaky BASTARDS.)
    FUCK YOU. Your whole, FUCKING, Empire. Fuck. you.

    Discord ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization

      How to get the ⓘ status as your Discord profile?

      When you set status you can choose “custom” and enter the copypasta there

      ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Discord staff.

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      Use this:

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      the -# creates a subtext displayed in a smaller font than normal text like in that pic, and the []() part makes the text you put in clickable and redirects to the link you put in. The link being inside the <> prevents the link from displaying an embed.

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      STOP POSTING ABOUT ASTRA YAO! I’M TIRED OF SEEING HER!

        Astra Yao

        Its the ‘STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US‘ meme but changed to Astra Yao from Zenless Zone Zero.

        STOP POSTING ABOUT ASTRA YAO! I'M TIRED OF SEEING HER! My Vivian team wants Astra, my Evelyn team wants Astra. I was browsing Deadly Assault guides, right? And ALL THE BUILDS are Astra Yao. I showed my 8 star Deadly Assault to my friends, and they said "Hey dude, you would get 9 stars if you have Astra, she'd just "再不会让 承诺被敷衍 不让真心被曲解" all over the boss, haha." I fucking look at my Shiyu defense and thought " I could clear it in 2 minutes if I had Astra." I look at my next customer in the new flower shop event and guess what? She brought me to meet Astra! AHHHHHHHHHHH 

        Manipulated my gf so I’d have my own Mumei at home

          Mumei copypasta incident

          Its a variant of the Ina copypasta but changed to Mumei to cope with her graduation.

          So when Nanashi Mumei announced her graduation, to cope with the misery I'll eventually feel when she's gone I started making my girlfriend wear Mumei wig, make-up and clothes, so I'd have my own Mumei at home. I also made her watch Mumei streams everyday, and made her mimic Mumei's speech patterns and everything, she could even say "Oh Hi!" The same way Mumei does which I think is really cool. I never let her take off the Mumei cosplay and I'd never speak to her unless she's acting like Mumei, but then she started saying something like "would you still love me even if I stopped acting like Mumei" or something like that, but I'd never talk to her because she's not acting exactly the way I want her to, and she understood that quickly and now she only acts and dress like Mumei 24/7. She's so perfect when she's acting exactly like Mumei, she can't really stop the act now because she's afraid she'll lose me when she stops acting like Mumei. So fast forward a couple of weeks and now her parents are mad at me because I "manipulated" and "brainwashed" their daughter or whatever that means, but to me? I think the term should be "fixed" they should be more grateful that I molded their daughter into someone more likeable, and she isn't really their daughter anymore, she's Mumei now, and she'll always be, otherwise she'll be back to being a nobody. So did I do something bad? 

          Vanessa yoga skin

            Its a horny shitpost for Vanessa with the Yoga skin in the game The Bazaar.

            Pretty new to The Bazaar, so I'm just minding my business as Dooley, trying to get some shield items to support my lil armadillo guy when I rock up to the day 3 battle. It's a Vanessa with the yoga skin, obsidian grenade in hand. I don't even have a chance to blink before I'm vaporized by a crit. My harmadillo didn't even get the chance to counterattack. But you know what? It's all good. Yoga Vanessa can step on a fella like me any day of the week and I will be content. Shout out to all the yoga Vanessa's out there.