Its a copypasta for anyone excited or nervous before going to military bootcamp.
You bought a ticket for a haunted house. It’s fine to be scared, just don’t be whiny about it. If they don’t put a good scare on you, as a taxpayer I want my money back. 
It was a bit done by Reinforce during the Plat Chat Awards Show for Overwatch League S3 where he had a crashout when nobody nominated Rascal for Most Underrated Player. AKA ‘Reinforce is the #1 Rascal Stan‘ clip.
I cannot believe it. I can NOT fucking believe it. I simply REFUSE to believe the absolute imcompetent, negligence, of actually not, for ANY of these categories whatsoever, not voting for FUCKING Rascal. This guy doesn't get props by anyone, on no one's social media radar whatsoever. Everyone's talking about like "oh Smurf, ya know, Smurf he's-- poor Smurf!" think about Rascal! He literally came into the league at the start of the year, was the BEST Mei. He revolutionized the way you play Echo, and set the guidelines for everyone else in the league for MONTHS! Or pretty much like half the season! And then he comes into the Countdown Cup and plays the Genji, that actually turns the SanFranciscoShockaroundandtheywintheseriesagainstthePhiladelphiaFusion! How is NO ONE, on this PLANET talking about Rascal as one of the most underrated players of the year! It's absolutely... HURTING MY SOUL!
It was”analysis” of Runaway (an Overwatch pro team) by a Redditor u/WolfOfVillainy who said it unironically. He deleted his account afterwards after getting clowned on too hard. The original comment started around 2019 before it was deleted.
runaway, element mystic, and O2 fans howling at thisRunaway now is not OWL level, as fanboy-triggering as that sounds. People loved them for their underdog streak, and their vibrant brand/personality, but expecting them to get pick up is very unrealistic. They still have to actually win something first. At the same time, I'd honestly advise Flowervin to sell Bumper, Stitch and Haksal and then rebuild. Those buyouts money can help Runaway for a few more season.
Please, fellow rationalists, help me. I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. I didn’t mean it. I’m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or something. evolutionary pressures sure did a number on my coordination, What if I start mistaking anecdotes for evidence? What if next time, I say “Jsus chrst” instead of “neil degrasse tyson”? I don’t like religion or anything related to religion. What if I’m secretly a diest? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to DISAPPEAR??
Yours truly
-an athiest (?)
It from a comment back in 2019 of a Turkish having an identity crisis after learning he’s 80% Greek. The comment then became a reoccurring joke within r/polandball poking fun of different nationalities having identity crisis.
I am from Izmir. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent greek. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn’t do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decide it is a zionist game. I suggest people don’t do dna test it’s lie bcs i’m 100% turkish thnxI am from thesselaniko. I did ancestrt DNA test and learned im 80 percent bulgarian. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldnt do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decided it is a muslim game. I suggest people don't do DNA test its lie bcs 100 percent greek thnx. am from kosovo. i did ancstrt dna test and lern 80 percent serb. my whole world change. i try to comit suicide but couldant do it. now i have to live like this.but after that i decide is macedonian game. i suggest people no dna test its lie i 100 percents albanian thnx.I am from plovdiv. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent turkish. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn’t do it. Now i have to live like this.but after that i decide it is a zionist game. I suggest people dont do dna test it’s lie bcs i am 100 percent bulgarian thnx.I am from MURIKA!!! I did an deeneh test and learned i'm 100 percent European. What is this crap? It's totally a deep state plot. Don't do these dumb tests cause im 100 percent MURIKAN!!! God bless the USA! USA! USA!Nyan am from South India!!! I did an D.EN.EH test and learned i'm 100% percent Aryan. What is this kakka? It's totally a BIMARU plot. Don't do these dumb tests cause im 100 percent Dravidian! May the Devas bless the South!
Created by u/nomoreholidays, its the American Psycho “Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?” scene but changed to Supes from The Boys.
You like the Supes?
Their early releases were a little too primal for my taste. But when team Payback debuted in '40s, I think they really improved their brand, commercially and artistically.
Soldier Boy was near perfect, with super strength and combat skills, and a new sheen of patriotism that really gave the team, a big boost. He's been compared to Captain America, but I think Soldier Boy has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
In the 90s, Vought assembled this; The Seven!, their most accomplished team. I think their best supe is Homelander. A character so edgy, most people probably don't see the underlying satire.
But they should, because it's not just about the dark side of superhuman powers and the pitfalls of hero-worship. It's also a personal statement about human nature itself.
Oi UE!!!