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I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Potemkin.

    Potemkin copypasta

    Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Potemkin from Guilty Gear. It first came from a post in r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts which is a circlejerk sub on the main sub for Guilty Gear.

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Potemkin. I try to play Ram. The Potemkin deals more damage. I try to play Axl. The Potemkin has more options. I try to play I-no. The Potemkin has HPB. I want to play Jack-o. I feel shit against Potemkin. I want to play Sol, Gio - they both have to get close to Potemkin. He hits me with a disjoint. I backdash megafist. I jumped slidehead. I got one combo in. He isn’t disturbed. I somehow do another. “That tickled a bit” He tells me. “Now it’s my turn again.” Potemkin inputs hammerfall. “thanks for hitting me, I now have meter.” I tried to backdash, but Potemkin PRCs the hammerfall. He gets close. I don’t have meter. “Guess this is the end.” 632146P. He says “四十八の必殺技「ポチョムキンバスター」.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, glue eating balance. What a cruel world.


    If Nihilister showed up at my door dressed like that, it’s over for me.

      Nihilister from Nikke
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      If Nihilister showed up at my door dressed like that, it's over for me. That bag contains nothing but aphrodisiacs, oysters, honey packs, asparagus, banana, artichokes, chocolate, strawberries, figs, chili peppers, puffer fish, sea urchin, freshwater eel, soft shell turtle and countless stamiman spark. Despite how loose her clothing is, I know it grips like the special ed kid holding the class hamster. I need to feel Nihilister body heat turning our bedroom into a steamy sauna. My minimander would feel a heat like no other. I want Nihilister bouncing and moaning on it crazy style. She would also be the type of person to choke me while she rides me HARD. Fire mommy would singe me if I don't hit all of her right spots and I'm ok with that. Since she's a dragon could Nihilister just heat up her womb on command to kill my vapaus ensuring there's no fertilization?

      IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SEVERANCE REFERENCE???

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        Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense

          Copypasta of Zwei Ishmael

          Its the K’Sante copypasta from LoL but changed into Zwei Ishmael from Limbus Company.

          Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense level up a turn💦 Immune to stagger from damage 🚫Clashable Guard 🛡️ Guard gives 10 self tremor count 🧱 70% extra damage on s3 while defensive stance🌪️29 clash 120 raw damage nuke 🗡️ Has infinite speed for clashing🏃Up to 24 tremor pot infliction s3 aaaaaa 
          HP254 Defense 55 Defense level ups💪 Tremor gain☝Gains Defense level for tremor📈😈 Draws Aggro❗Has a Clashable Guard😋 and even transforms💫 to Defensive Stance 🛡 Cooldown is 1turn🙏 Tremor burst💥 on all clash wins🙌 Double Defense gain for tremor📈📈❗ Ignore speed🏃 Force clash🗡👊 Unstaggerable🚫 Unbreakable coin🚫 Reduces📉 damage on clash lose😡 S3 Tremor burst💥twice✌and deal 70% more damage💪 Raise Tremor📈 more you raise it📈 S3 damage raises📈again Then there is Coin power+ for Defense level😮 Upto 4⁉ Damage scaling with Defense level😲⁉

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