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YuGiOh – What does Trump think of Links?

    You know, links are wonderful, they're terrific. I'm very good friends with everyone I link with. Borrelsword Dragon, Knightmare Unicorn, Verte Anaconda, they all love me. They call me The Linker. And let me tell ya, there's no better link than me. The best links. Everyone knows it. Five links, six links, seven links, even more. My links are YUGE. I once had a link with Summon Sorceress. Beautiful girl. She said to me, 'From now on, I only want to link with you, how 'bout it?' I said, 'Sorry, babe, I'm not a one-man linker. Not while Dark Magician Girl is out there.' Yeah, it's sad how bad she wanted me, but what can you do? In fact, the only one I won't link with is Linkerbell. Terrible design, nasty effect. I call her 'Stinkerbell.' 'Stinkerbell.' Yeah, I thought that up myself. Very, very stinky. Obviously didn't read 'The Art of the Link.' Terrible.

    You know what this part of the city needs? More gentrification

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      You know what this part of the city needs? Yet another coffee shop that sells overpriced, shitty lavender lattes, small houseplants, and local candles and jewelry that we can label as 'artisanal' and sell at a heavy markup because they were crafted by a bored housewife in Tualatin. I know there are already seven other places exactly like this within a one mile radius of me, but I just think my coffee shop will be better because me and all my white friends will sit around all day in the coffee shop talking about what other people who aren't me could do to stop gentrification because it's so bad and I actually care about marginalized communities. And to prove it, my coffee shop will offer BLM and ACAB stickers for $5 a piece.

      POV: You’re playing against the biggest idiot on Earth

        Least insane Clash Royale player shares his POV when playing against you on Reddit. 

        GOBLIN BARREL ON THE TOWER RIGHT AT THE START! Haha, you weren't expecting that, were you? I'm so good at this game. I've thrown so many goblin barrels, and they always do damage. It's crazy. Now, THINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS! Princess at your bridge! Haha, what are you going to do? Oh, arrows? Good thing I have GOBLIN GANG! Oh, you used a swarm card? Cool, here's my Firecracker. Oh, where are your arrows? You wasted them! Haha! I guess you can't use air cards now. Hey, guess what? Valkyrie! Yaaaaaayyyyy! Then, watch this cool trick I learned on Youtube: I put the Hog Rider behind her, so he pushes her really fast, and counters any swarms you might use to kill the Hog Rider! Yaaaaaaaayyy!!!! isn't that cool? I bet you can't counter that! Hey, look at this cool emote I just bought where the princess yawns at you! Isn't that funny? I only use that one when I do something really skillful. Hold on, let me cycle through these skeletons and this ice spirit so I can use the exact same cards in the exact same order in the exact same spots, again Yaaaaaaaayyyy!!! Mommy says I'm special! She makes me eat these funny candies, but I just spit them out cuz they taste yucky. 
        I win against these "people" all the time, and I never enjoy a single second. They follow a routine, and I follow my routine. Then, I win. I make logbait "players" ragequit all the time once they realize I can still counter their spam cards without my log or arrows. I do this crazy thing where I deploy troops that can actually survive and counter things. I have this crazy skill called "defense" where I can actually react to my opponent, instead of turning my brain off, spamming the same stuff nonstop, and forcing someone else to think for me.

        Ah, what a dark day for history—the legendary first 1000pp score on Tsukinami, an achievement so iconic that it stood as a monument to osu!’s golden age

          Tsukinami beatmap from osu

          When Vaxei’s score in Tsukinami was beaten by Gnahus, this was the copypasta that was copy pasted in the beatmap comments.

          Ah, what a dark day for history—the legendary first 1000pp score on Tsukinami, an achievement so iconic that it stood as a monument to osu!'s golden age, has now been tainted. And by whom? None other than Gnahus, a permazoomer whose claim to fame is snatching records from the hands of giants rather than forging his own legacy.

Vaxei’s legendary run was a symbol, a milestone that pushed the game forward. But Gnahus? Just another overcaffeinated speed demon, riding the wave of modern hardware, enhanced input latency, and who knows what else. Where’s the struggle? The raw, blood-sweat-and-tears grind that made Vaxei’s score so special? Instead, we get a sterile, robotic replication of greatness—faster, yes, but utterly soulless.

So, “congratulations,” Gnahus. You’ve broken a record, but you’ll never break into the pantheon of legends. You may have taken the crown, but the kingdom will always belong to the ones who built it.

          This is actually one of my least favorite maps in all of existence.

            Its a quote from RyuK (top osu! player) in one of his streams. 

            I'm not playing that map... This is actually one of my LEAST favorite maps in all of existence. Like I know I can fc this but this map is so fucking dogwater god awful... like bullshit underwater coral reef coffin level graveyard shitbag like fucked up catpiss catpoop map. This is like literal dirt... not even dirt its like sand blown away in this wind... its so BAAAAD. Its like salt and seawater... horrible.
            This is actually one of my least favorite maps in all of existence. Like I know I can fc this but this map is so fucking dogwater god awful, like, bullshit, underwater, coral reef, coffin level, graveyard, shitbag like, fucked up, cat piss, cat poop map. This is like literal like dirt. It isn't even dirt its like sand. Blown away in the Swind. So bad. Its like salt and seawater. Horrible.

            for the king 👑 we will ride 🎢 through the dark ⬛ galactic 🌌 skies ☁️ dragon 🐉 fake 🚫 the balls 🏀 when the gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass 🍑 wizard 🧙‍♂️ rice 🍚

              Its satire lyrics for “GLORYHAMMER – Rise Of The Chaos Wizards” thats often spread within the osu community.

              for the king 👑 we will ride 🎢 through the dark ⬛ galactic 🌌 skies ☁️ dragon 🐉 fake 🚫 the balls 🏀 when the gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass 🍑 wizard 🧙‍♂️ rice 🍚 now the anus 🍑 will burn 🔥 evil 👹 sorcerer 🧙‍♂️ returns 👋 tragic faith 🙏 reaches tonight 🌃

gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass 🍑 wizard 🧙‍♂️ rice 🍚
              for the king 👑 we will ride 🎢 through the dark ⬛ galactic 🌌 skies ☁️
dragon 🐉 fake 🚫 the balls 🏀 when the gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass 🍑 wizard 🧙‍♂️ rice 🍚
now the anus 🍑 will burn 🔥
evil 👹 sorcerer 🧙‍♂️ returns 👋
tragic faith 🙏 reaches tonight 🌃
gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass 🍑 wizard 🧙‍♂️ rice 🍚