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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like “damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin’ fine

    Classic 4chan "Imagine being Arnold in that scene"

    Its a classic 4chan copypasta back from 2012 about how Arnold Schwarzenegger would have felt when looking at Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie True Lies.

    Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

    F students are inventors

      Azoulay on F students are inventors

      The pasta came from a Tiktok video by fitness and business influencer “Ben Azoulay” who called F students the inventors of society.

      If you’re a young boy and you’re in a situation where you’re an F student, let me tell you something, you got a bright future, buddy. You see, an A student is the perfect employee. He works for me and he does his job perfectly. A B student, that’s my manager. The C students, those are business owners. Then, you got the D. D is between a business owner and an inventor. It’s someone that owns a business, but truly wants to invent something. He just doesn’t know how to do it. And then you got the F students. The F students are inventors. They’re so fucking creative that they couldn’t sit in class because whatever people were trying to put in their head, they knew it was fucking bullshit. 
      "The F students are inventors" [photo]
      what bro sends me after failing a test:
      Eliminating the future competition 🥀😔

      I met J Cole, my life is now inspired by humbleness.

        I walked into the KFC, to see J Cole sharing his food with everyone. He didn't even eat it himself. When I asked him why he said "eating food isn't humble enough for me." I pulled out my phone and asked if we could take a picture. J Cole gave me a puzzled look and tapped my phone screen, "What is this thing you hold in your hand?" "This is a phone, are you stupid?" I said to J Cole, He tilted his head "I am too humble to know what a phone is." He then climbs up the roof of KFC and pulls out his blanket, Cole lays down and attempts to fall asleep. "Don't you have to go home, Cole?" I ask before he looks at me confused, "What's a home? Sounds a bit snobby and materialistic to me! My blanket and my moldy KFC roof is all I need!"

        My name is Ea-nāşir. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Ur

          Its a mashup of the Yoshikage Kira and Ea-Nasir (the fraudulent copper salesman in 1750 BCE) copypasta.

          My name is Ea-nāşir. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Ur, where all the villas of the merchants are, and I am not married. My trade is dealing in the best quality copper ores in all of Mesopotamia, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I occasionally drink beer. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told by the Asu that there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with the complaints of my customers about the quality of my copper ores, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were given a chance to make a profit I would not hesitate to do so.

          Gravicious x Shadow

            Gravicious copypasta

            Its was a Gravicious smut that was posted in PoE global chat which got a reply by Chris Wilson (former co-director of PoE) under the alias ‘Nerf’.

            I bet these hetero's kiss girls General Gravicius grunts, his hips rapidly slamming his erect donger deep into Shadow's lean muscled frame. Sweat drips from his brow as he moans a quiet prayer before both nuts erupt, turning him into a fountain of cum, launching Shadow at least 5 meters onto the floor. Gravicius smirks at the sight, "I fuck for God, Exile. Who do you fuck for?"

            Full transcript log

            <SSS> Lets_All_Love_Lain: I bet these hetero's kiss girls General Gravicius grunts, his hips rapidly slamming his erect donger deep into Shadow's lean muscled frame. Sweat drips from his brow as he moans a quiet prayer before both nuts erupt, turning him into a fountain of cum, launching Shadow at least 5 meters onto the floor. Gravicius smirks at the sight, "I fuck for God, Exile. Who do you fuck for?"

<GGG> Nerf (Dev): what