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ACCELERATION PUT INTO PERSPECTIVE

    Drag racing copypasta

    Its an old copypasta from 2004 that tries to capture the essence of Top Fuel dragsters and their ridiculous amount of acceleration. It was mainly posted in carhead forums and is 20 years out of date since there are huge technological improvements in drag racing since then.

    * One Top Fuel dragster 500 cubic inch (that's 8.2 litres in new money) Hemi
    engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500.
    
    * Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 11/2 gallons of
    nitromethane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the
    same rate with 25% less energy being produced.
    
    * A stock Dodge Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to drive
    the dragster supercharger.
    
    * With 3000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on
    overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form
    before ignition. Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full
    throttle.
    
    * At the stoichiometric 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture for nitromethane the
    flame front temperature measures 7050 degrees F.
    
    * Nitromethane burns yellow. The spectacular white flame seen above
    the stacks at night is raw burning hydrogen, dissociated from
    atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases.
    
    * Dual magnetos supply 44 amps to each spark plug. This is the output
    of an arc welder in each cylinder.
    
    * Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass. After 1/2
    way, the engine is dieseling from compression plus the glow of
    exhaust valves at 1400 degrees F. The engine can only be shut down by
    cutting the fuel flow.
    
    * If spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds
    up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force
    to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in
    half.
    
    * In order to exceed 300 mph in 4.5 seconds dragsters must accelerate
    at an average of over 4G's. In order to reach 200 mph well before
    half-track, the launch acceleration approaches 8G's.
    
    * Dragsters reach over 300 miles per hour before you have completed
    reading this sentence.
    
    * Top Fuel Engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to
    light!
    
    * Including the burnout the engine must only survive 900 revolutions
    under load.
    
    * The redline is actually quite high at 9500rpm.
    
    * The Bottom Line; Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew
    worked for free, and for once NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an
    estimated US $1,000.00 per second. The current Top Fuel dragster
    elapsed time record is 4.441 seconds for the quarter mile (10/05/03,
    Tony Schumacher). The top speed record is 333.00 mph (533 km/h) as
    measured over the last 66' of the run (09/28/03 Doug Kalitta).
    
    Putting all of this into perspective:
    
    You are driving the average $140,000 Lingenfelter "twin-turbo"
    powered Corvette Z06. Over a mile up the road, a Top Fuel dragster is
    staged and ready to launch down a quarter mile strip as you pass. You
    have the advantage of a flying start. You run the 'Vette hard up
    through the gears and blast across the starting line and past the
    dragster at an honest 200 mph. The 'tree' goes green for both of you
    at that moment. The dragster launches and starts after you. You keep
    your foot down hard, but you hear an incredibly brutal whine that
    sears your eardrums and within 3 seconds the dragster catches and
    passes you. He beats you to the finish line, a quarter mile away from
    where you just passed him. Think about it, from a standing start, the
    dragster had spotted you 200 mph and not only caught, but nearly
    blasted you off the road when he passed you within a mere 1320 foot
    long race course.
    
    That, folks, is acceleration. 
    One top fuel dragster 500 cubic inch Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows of stock cars at the Daytona 500.
    
    It takes just 15/100ths of a second for all 6,000+ horsepower of an NHRA Top Fuel dragster engine to reach the rear wheels.
    
    Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 1-1/2 gallons of nitro methane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same rate with 25% less energy being produced.
    
    A stock Dodge Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to drive the dragster's supercharger.
    
    With 3,000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form before ignition.
    
    Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full throttle.
    
    At the stoichiometric (stoichiometry: methodology and technology by which quantities of reactants and products in chemical reactions are determined) 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture of nitro methane, the flame front temperature measures 7,050 deg F.
    
    Nitro methane burns yellow... The spectacular white flame seen above the stacks at night is raw burning hydrogen, dissociated from atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases.
    
    
    Dual magnetos supply 44 amps to each spark plug. This is the output of an arc welder in each cylinder.
    
    
    Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass. After halfway, the engine is dieseling from compression, plus the glow of exhaust valves at 1,400 deg F. The engine can only be shut down by cutting the fuel flow.
    
    
    If spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in half.
    
    
    In order to exceed 300 mph in 4. 5 seconds, dragsters must accelerate an average of over 4G's. In order to reach 200 mph (well before half-track), the launch acceleration approaches 8G's.
    
    
    Dragsters reach over 300 miles per hour before you have completed reading this sentence.
    
    
    Top fuel engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to light! Including the burnout, the engine must only survive 900 revolutions under load.
    
    
    The redline is actually quite high at 9,500 rpm.
    
    
    Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew worked for free, and for once NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an estimate $1,000.00 per second.
    
    
    The current top fuel dragster elapsed time record is 4.428 seconds for the quarter mile (11/12/06, Tony Schumacher, at Pomona , CA ). The top speed record is 336.15 mph as measured over the last 66' of the run (05/25/05 Tony Schumacher, at Hebron , OH ).
    
    
    Putting all of this into perspective:
    
    
    You are driving the average $140,000 Lingenfelter 'twin-turbo' powered Corvette Z06. Over a mile up the road, a top fuel dragster is staged and ready to launch down a quarter mile strip as you pass. You have the advantage of a flying start. You run the 'Vette hard up through the gears and blast across the starting line and pass the dragster at an honest 200 mph. The 'tree' goes green for both of you at that moment.
    
    
    The dragster launches and starts after you. You keep your foot down hard, but you hear an incredibly brutal whine that sears your eardrums and within 3 seconds, the dragster catches and passes you. He beats you to the finish line, a quarter mile away from where you just passed him.
    
    
    Think about it, from a standing start, the dragster had spotted you 200 mph and not only caught, but nearly blasted you off the road when he passed you within a mere 1,320 foot long race course.
    
    
    ...... and that my friend, is ACCELERATION! 

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      Antonio Brown list

        An updated list of all Antonio Brown controversies and drama surrounding his life outside the field.

        •Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard
        
        •⁠"Don't touch me. I'm the franchise"
        
        • ⁠His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77
        
        • ⁠Threw fits over not getting enough targets
        
        • ⁠Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit
        
        • ⁠Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child
        
        • ⁠Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank
        
        • ⁠Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers
        
        • ⁠Dyed his mustache blonde
        
        • ⁠Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)
        
        • ⁠Farted on a doctor
        
        • ⁠Demanded a trade from the Steelers
        
        • ⁠Became "Mr. Big Chest"
        
        • ⁠Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media
        
        • ⁠(Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills
        
        • ⁠Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon
        
        • ⁠Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards
        
        • ⁠Froze his feet
        
        • ⁠Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess
        
        • ⁠Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use
        
        • ⁠Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders
        
        • ⁠Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp
        
        • ⁠Tweeted the fines
        
        • ⁠Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"
        
        • ⁠Got fined for that
        
        • ⁠Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)
        
        • ⁠Demanded a release from the Raiders
        
        • ⁠Was released
        
        • ⁠"GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"
        
        • ⁠Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here
        
        • ⁠Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass
        
        • ⁠Signed with the Patriots
        
        • ⁠Moved in with Tom Brady
        
        • ⁠The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)
        
        • ⁠The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)
        
        • ⁠Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text
        
        • ⁠Got released by the Patriots after one week
        
        • ⁠Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations
        
        • ⁠Said he was done with the NFL
        
        • ⁠Went back to college via online classes
        
        • ⁠Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter
        
        • ⁠Wants to come back to the NFL
        
        • ⁠Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots
        
        • ⁠Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo
        
        • ⁠Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition Note: I cut the specifics about the deposition so I could fit this as a single comment. You can read more about it here if you're interested, because it, like everything else, is nuts
        
        • ⁠Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play
        
        • ⁠Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor
        
        • ⁠Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that
        
        • ⁠Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida
        
        • ⁠Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul
        
        • ⁠Tweeted "No More white woman 2020"
        
        • ⁠The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit
        
        • ⁠Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted
        
        • ⁠A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB
        
        • ⁠Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted
        
        • ⁠Got dropped by his agent
        
        • ⁠Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.
        
        • ⁠His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.
        
        • ⁠Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.
        
        • ⁠AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit
        
        • ⁠Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle
        
        • ⁠AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)
        
        • ⁠Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation
        
        • ⁠The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB
        
        • ⁠AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal
        
        • ⁠Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report
        
        • ⁠AB is under investigation by the NFL for the bike throwing incident
        
        • ⁠Allegedly acquired fake covid-19 card
        
        • confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games
        
        • benched mid game vs the Jets losing by 14 in the 3rd quarter
        
        • Strips off clothes, throwing them into the crowd while celebrating running to the locker room in the middle of the 3rd quarter
        
        • The night prior to his walk off, AB smuggles a social media influencer (whose claim to fame was licking an airplane toilet seat in an attempt to catch Covid) into the team hotel for a date, breaking Covid protocol. Said influencer states Brown lasted about “5 seconds” and trash talked the NFL repeatedly.
        
        • Exposed himself to other guests at a hotel pool in Dubai.
        
        • Buys ownership stake in the arena league team Albany Empire, the revitalization of the team his dad played for. The Empire had won back-to-back championships.
        
        • When players confront him about problems with the team, he vaguely threatens them asking his flunkie, "Hey, man, you still got the AR in the car? Go get it".
        
        • When confronted by the coach about players not being paid for multiple games, responds, "Last week it was food. This week, it's your money. Y'all need to worry about winning." Coach resigns.
        
        • Cuts multiple starting players, including the starting QB and the reigning league MVP.
        
        • Rehires back-to-back championship coach. Coach resigns 17 days later. It is the third coaching change in 5 games.
        
        • Stops paying league fees. The team is subsequently kicked out of the league.
        
        • Arrested after falling tens of thousands of dollars behind on child support.

        “Reprehensible behavior” during the deposition

        In case you want those omitted details of the deposition in question:
        
        -Arrived nearly 30 minutes late to the deposition.
        
        -Acted "belligerent and pugnacious, refusing to answer the most routine of questions, despite there being no objection to the questioning coming from his counsel."
        
        -Chanted, over and over, as if a mantra, a narrative of his own warped concept of the proceeding".
        
        -"Acting as if he was above the rule of law, [Brown] proceeded to make a mockery of the deposition process. [Brown's] antics were so unreasonable that barely twenty [20] minutes into the deposition, his counsel asked for a break [so] he could speak with [Brown] about his demeanor."
        
        -"When the deposition resumed, [Brown] began texting on his cell phone. Regardless of multiple requests from his own counsel, and from the undersigned, [Brown] continued texting".
        
        -"After approximately 20-30 minutes, [Brown] required another break. When the deposition resumed [Brown] increased his level of obstructive behavior. At one point, [Brown] refused to answer any questions, instead saying "next question" no less than 10 times."
        
        -"Soon thereafter, [Brown] started announcing a countdown, starting at five (5) minutes, and counting down the minutes thereafter. Before noon [Brown] left the conference room."

        Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released copypasta

          Its a collection of every released Epstein Files and its connection to Trump.

          Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
          
          https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
          
          https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
          
          Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
          
          Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
          
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
          
          —————————other Epstein Information
          
          https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
          
          Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
          
          Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
          
          —————————other Trump information:
          
          Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka
          
          Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”
          
          Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
          
          Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too! 
          AND
          
          Reminder:
          
          • ⁠Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old
          
          • ⁠https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/07/trump-confesses-he-was-sexually-attracted-to-ivanka-when-she-was-13-year-old/
          
          • ⁠Donald Trump called his own daughter a ‘voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid
          
          • ⁠https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1940073/donald-trump-called-his-own-daughter-a-voluptuous-piece-of-a-in-yet-more-lewd-comments-threatening-to-derail-his-white-house-bid
          
          • ⁠Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have “Sex” in Common
          
          • ⁠https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/donald-trump-once-joked-he-ivanka-have-sex-common-941600/
          
          • ⁠Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book
          
          • ⁠https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/
          
          According to The New Republic, “’Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.”
          
          • ⁠"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka
          
          • ⁠https://www.salon.com/2024/05/07/you-remind-me-of-my-daughter-stormy-daniels-testifies-that-compared-her-to-ivanka/#:~:text=At%20one%20point%2C%20Daniels%20said,his%20underwear%20on%20the%20bed.
          
          • ⁠Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows
          
          • ⁠https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/11/donald-trump-comments-about-daughter-ivanka-feyerick-dnt-erin.cnn
          
          • ⁠Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--'
          
          • ⁠https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376
          
          • ⁠Trump: ‘If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’
          
          • ⁠https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html
          
          • ⁠Trump on Ivanka: ‘She has the ‘best body’ — and I created her’
          
          • ⁠https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/
          
          • ⁠Trump: ‘Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife’?
          
          • ⁠https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tamerragriffin/trump-asked-if-its-wrong-to-be-attracted-to-his-daughter#.muLN7d3M2
          
          • ⁠Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified
          
          • ⁠https://www.salon.com/2019/08/06/donald-trump-encouraged-his-eldest-daughter-to-release-a-sex-tape_partner/
          
          Bonus:
          
          • ⁠Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.”
          
          Double Bonus:
          
          For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion.
          
          • ⁠https://archive.md/XK0A7#selection-655.0-655.290
          
          and...
          
          MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with “genius visas”
          
          • ⁠https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/former-model-agent-close-to-jeffrey-epstein-found-hanged-1235085929/
          
          and...
          
          Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives.
          
          Mrs Trump began applying for the visa in 2000, when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. She was approved in 2001, one of just five people from Slovenia to win the coveted visa that year, according to the Post.
          
          • ⁠https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318
          
          THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 

          Icardi slingshots a pigeon and ate it

            From an interview with Sergi Gomez sharing wild story between him and Icardi.

            "Mauro arrives at La Masia and we are teammates for three or four seasons. In one of them, we shared an apartment. One day he said to me, ‘Sergi, come with me to the park next door,’" the defender began.
            
            "He brought a Y-shaped piece of wood that he had cut the day before, with a rubber band tied to it. He had made himself a homemade slingshot. We went to the park, he pointed to a very tall pine tree and said to me: ‘See up there?’ I could see the pine cones, but he insisted: ‘No, higher up’. And there was a pigeon that you could barely see."
            
            "He grabbed a rock, stretched the rubber and... wham! He knocked the pigeon down from a height of 20 or 30 meters. We went back to La Masía, he removed the feathers, put a wire inside, lit a bonfire and ate it in front of me," he explained with a chuckle. "I remember thinking, 'What's in store for me if we start like that.' But I'm very fond of Mauro. We lived many things together and, if you see him, you'll know that I keep that in my heart."

            This is Icardi (pigeon version)

            People trashing Icardi in the pigeon thread. Here you fucking go. This is Icardi. No meals with no slingshot, but when he does get it, it's done.

            there’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop

              Its a poem by Vinay Krishnan on Twitter but the author had since put his account on protected mode.

              There’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop. There’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop. I have to eat better and also avoid a plague. My rent went up $150. I’ll need to pick up more shifts. Twenty people died in Rafah this morning and every major news outlet is stretching the limits of passive voice to suggest whole families may have leaped up through the air at missiles that otherwise had the right of way. I just got a notification that my student loan payments are starting up again and my phone isn’t charged. My cousin got COVID for a fourth time and can no longer work or walk or even feed himself. The person across from me on the L train seems to fashion themselves a punk rock revolutionary, but they’re not wearing a face mask, and that’s the kind of cognitive dissonance that makes me want to steal batteries. Fascists keep winning the primaries for both parties, and I think I gained a few pounds. The CDC just announced there’s no more speed limits on highways, and I think this Ativan is finally hitting. The NYPD farmer’s market only sells bad apples, have you heard that one? Listen, it’s warm today, too warm for March. But I don’t have time to think through the implications because there’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop.