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John iRacing, We Eagerly Await the Dev Blog

    Created by u/ctnhededninymgn, its a copypasta for anyone excited for the dev blogs in iRacing.

    Every single day I wake up at 5:37 AM sharp, not because I set an alarm, but because my body has been biologically hardwired to sense when the newest iRacing development blog might drop. I roll out of bed, slam a monster energy drink, and immediately refresh the forums like a stockbroker watching the NASDAQ crash. My neighbors think I’m unemployed- NO. I’m simply employed by DESTINY, serving as a guardian of digital patch notes.

I’ve stopped eating. Who needs food when the only nourishment I require is word of a new tire model coming to the Skip Barber car. My teeth are permanently clenched shut from the anticipation of seeing the words “laser-scanned” dance across my screen. My roommate sat me down last week to ask why I printed out the entire 2025 season 3 patch notes and pinned them to the fridge. I told him it was art, he told me it was “deeply concerning.”

Every night before bed, I kneel at my shrine -comprised entirely of old Logitech pedals and a photo of Dale Earnhardt Jr.- and I whisper: “Please, John iRacing, deliver unto us the dev blog.” I start levitating and reciting hymns to encourage the iRacing gods to shine upon us all. Then I pass out in my rig, still wearing my gloves, sweating through my Nomex suit, my wheel base twitching like a possessed demon from the ritual I have just performed.

I have not spoken to my family in weeks. My friends stopped inviting me to things. But they do not understand. They will never understand. The only friends I need are the many charts and lists of potential new tracks and cars I’ve speculated are coming. #Soon.

So here I sit. F5. F5. F5. If the dev blog doesn’t drop today, I don’t know what will become of me... but I do know one thing: when it finally comes, I will ascend.

    Nothing. Nothing. You’ll know nothing about us, about them. I’m everywhere. I’m nowhere.

      Its Lila’s monologue in S6 of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir.

      Nothing. Nothing. You’ll know nothing about us, about them. I’m everywhere. I’m nowhere. I’m a chameleon. Nowhere. You. Won’t. Get. Anywhere.
      nothing. nothing. you’ll know nothing about me, about us, about them. i’m everywhere, i’m nowhere, i’m a chameleon. nowhere. you won’t get anywhere.
      Nothing. Nothing! You'll know nothing about me, about us, about them. I'm everywhere. I'm nowhere! I'm a chameleon. Nowhere! You won't get anywhere
      nothing. NOTHING. you'll know NOTHING about ME, about US, about THEM. i'm everywhere. i'm nowhere. i'm a chameleon. nowhere. you won't get ANYWHERE!

      Dogshitman is single-handedly responsible for ruining Wano and his inclusion is the worst decision that Oda has made.

        A One Piece fan shares his hate towards Oden and declared it as the worst decision Oda has made.

        What else is new? Dogshitman is single-handedly responsible for ruining Wano and his inclusion is the worst decision that Oda has made.

His existence buried Kaido, Roger, Whitebeard, and Yamato while simultaneously proving himself to be one of the most obnoxious, shoe-horned character that’s glazed by the story itself and everyone within it in some desperate attempt to make him likable. He’s easily the worst written character in all of OP and I will die on that hill.

This sub has a huge hate-boner for Kaido’s writing a lot of the time, rightfully so, but he’s only super inconsistent at times solely because of Oden and the way the world has to bend over backwards to put him over.

Fuck Dogshitman. Now. Then. Forever. If he has no haters, that means I have died and laid to rest, and I’ll still find a way to hate him from beyond the grave.

        “Yuri” this, “Yaoi” that, the word that you are looking for is GAY, as in HOMOSEXUAL.

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          inStonetossingjuice
          "Yuri" this, "Yaoi" that, the word that you are looking for is GAY, as in HOMOSEXUAL.

"Uhm, uhm. I like Yaoi." No, you like GAY. You like MEN KISSING.
"Uhm, I drew some Yuri." No, you drew LESBIANS.
"Uhm, here's my Yuri fanfiction :3" MENTAL ILLNESS.

Embrace the Gay. Do not hide it under FAKE, COMMUNIST, JAPANSHIT titles like Y*ri and Y*oi. Same goes for so-called "Femboys" and their rabid cult of GAYS.

          I’m John Smith the owner of the escorts organization

            This is a very common escort scam message in America.

            I'm John Smith the owner of the escorts organization where you tried to hire one of my escorts. I have several reports of you, wasting my bitches time by texting and calling and not making the reservation, I lost three of my best VIP clients because of you, l used my influence in the police and they gave me all your information including your family, l'm giving you the good chance of contacting you so we can resolve this issue the good way or else I will have my goons at your front door soon you really don't want your family involved in this issue with these dangerous people