Playing my first nukige. When am I supposed to masturbate?
byu/HelpfulAstronomer738 invisualnovels

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(Visual Novels) Playing my first nukige. When am I supposed to masturbate?

Playing my first nukige. When am I supposed to masturbate? 

I've just started Tsumamigui 3.

Some scenes are very arousing but they aren't sex scenes with my favorite heroine, but more like a handjob or a blowjob with a heroine I don't prefer. And since I can shoot it only once a day (no judgment, please) I feel like I have to sit through these arousing yet undesirable scenes without climaxing. If I blow my load during a secondary character's blowjob, and then my favorite girl shows up 20 minutes later with full penetration, it feels like the session is effectively wasted.

Here is my current protocol:
Handjob scenes: Passive observation, no touch.
Blowjob scenes: Slow edging allowed, but no climax.
Vaginal scenes (non-favorite heroine): Allow arousal to go up but stop at the 80% threshold.
Vaginal scene (favorite heroine): Full release permitted.
But the issue is, if the game makes me too aroused that I get to 90% arousal level, and then a penetration scene with a mildly attractive heroine appears, I feel like I'll have to give in to my primal urges. In that case, I'd have to save before that penetration scene and go on with my day and then come back once my arousal is back to normal. But I don't know what will appear when.

To mitigate this, I’ve introduced an emergency system. If arousal exceeds 80% during a scene with an unpreferred heroine, I immediately shut down the game and go for a walk outside.

If I end up being unable to kick off my emergency system and I do reach 90% arousal during a non-preferred penetration scene, then I must make a decision based on the following criteria:
Quality of the context: If the context of the scene or its emotional resonance is a 9/10 or higher, she is temporarily upgraded to qualified.
Time of the day: If it’s past 11:30 PM, in order to not lose sleep, I'm allowed to exercise the "no regrets act" which gives me a permit to elevate any undesired heroine or any contextually poor scene to the "qualified status." It's like when deputies deputize people.
If these checks don't match, then I don't play the game for 2-3 days and come back once I'm in the mood.

What do you think? How should I approach this?

(Osu) Watching osu streams for the first time. When am I supposed to masturbate?

Watching osu streams for the first time. When am I supposed to masturbate? 

I've just started watching mrekk live.

Some maps are very arousing but they aren't scores on my favourite songs, but more like aim slop or flow slop with a song I don't prefer. And since I can shoot it only once a day (no judgment, please) I feel like I have to sit through these arousing yet undesirable songs without climaxing. If I blow my load during a mid song flow slop score, and then my favorite song shows up 20 minutes later with an insane pp value, it feels like the session is effectively wasted.

Here is my current protocol:
Aim slop bad song: Passive observation, no touch.
Flow slop bad song: Slow edging allowed, but no climax.
Good map (but not my favourite song): Allow arousal to go up but stop at the 80% threshold.
Good map (favorite song): Full release permitted.
But the issue is, if the stream makes me too aroused that I get to 90% arousal level, and then mrekk starts playing a banger map with a decently good song, I feel like I'll have to give in to my primal urges. In that case, I'd have to stop watching before that map and go on with my day and then come back once my arousal is back to normal. But I don't know what he will choose when.

To mitigate this, I’ve introduced an emergency system. If arousal exceeds 80% during a map with an unpreferred song, I immediately shut down the game and go for a walk outside.

If I end up being unable to kick off my emergency system and I do reach 90% arousal during a non-preferred map choice, then I must make a decision based on the following criteria:
Quality of the context: If the context of the map or its emotional resonance is a 9/10 or higher, it is temporarily upgraded to qualified.
Time of the day: If it’s past 11:30 PM, in order to not lose sleep, I'm allowed to exercise the "no regrets act" which gives me a permit to elevate any undesired song or any contextually poor map to the "qualified status." It's like when deputies deputize people.
If these checks don't match, then I don't watch the stream for 2-3 days and come back once I'm in the mood.

What do you think? How should I approach this?

(Math) Starting Mathematics for the first time, when am I supposed to masturbate?

Starting Mathematics for the first time, when am I supposed to masturbate?
byu/Lol_898 inmathmemes

Starting Mathematics for the first time, when am I supposed to masturbate? 

I've just started Mathematics.

Some questions are very arousing but they aren't questions with my favorite topic, but with a topic I don't prefer. And since I can shoot it only once a day (no judgment, please) I feel like I have to sit through these arousing yet undesirable questions without climaxing. If I blow my load during a secondary topic's problem, and then my favorite topic shows up after 20 minutes, it feels like the session is effectively wasted.

Here is my current protocol:
Questions with any other topics: Passive observation, no touch.
2D geometry questions: Slow edging allowed, but no climax.
Algebra questions : Allow arousal to go up but stop at the 80% threshold.
Calculus questions (favorite topic): Full release permitted.
But the issue is, if the question makes me too aroused that I get to 90% arousal level, and then an amazing question with a mildly attractive topic appears, I feel like I'll have to give in to my primal urges. In that case, I'd have to pause before that scene and go on with my day and then come back once my arousal is back to normal. But I don't know what will appear when.

To mitigate this, I’ve introduced an emergency system. If arousal exceeds 80% during a question with an unpreferred topic, I immediately shut the book and go for a walk outside.

If I end up being unable to kick off my emergency system and I do reach 90% arousal during a non-preferred insanely erotic question, then I must make a decision based on the following criteria:
Quality of the context: If the context of the question or its emotional resonance is a 9/10 or higher, it is temporarily upgraded to qualified.
Time of the day: If it’s past 11:30 PM, in order to not lose sleep, I'm allowed to exercise the "no regrets act" which gives me a permit to elevate any undesired topic or any contextually poor question to the "qualified status." It's like when deputies deputize people.
If these checks don't match, then I don't study maths for 2-3 days and come back once I'm in the mood.

What do you think? How should I approach this?

(Persona) Starting Persona for the first time, when am I supposed to masturbate?

Starting Persona for the first time, when am I supposed to masturbate?

I've just started playing Persona 5

Some scenes are very arousing but they aren't scenes with my favorite girl, but with a girl I don't prefer. And since I can shoot it only once a day (no judgment, please) I feel like I have to sit through these arousing yet undesirable scenes without climaxing. If I blow my load during a secondary character's scene, and then my favorite girl shows up after 20 minutes, it feels like the session is effectively wasted.

Here is my current protocol:
Scenes with any other girl: Passive observation, no touch.
Makoto scenes: Slow edging allowed, but no climax.
Ann/Haru scenes: Allow arousal to go up but stop at the 80% threshold.
Futaba scene (favorite girl): Full release permitted.
But the issue is, if the game makes me too aroused that I get to 90% arousal level, and then an amazing scene with a mildly attractive girl appears, I feel like I'll have to give in to my primal urges. In that case, I'd have to pause before that scene and go on with my day and then come back once my arousal is back to normal. But I don't know what will appear when.

To mitigate this, I’ve introduced an emergency system. If arousal exceeds 80% during a scene with an unpreferred girl, I immediately shut down the game and go for a walk outside.

If I end up being unable to kick off my emergency system and I do reach 90% arousal during a non-preferred insanely erotic scene, then I must make a decision based on the following criteria:
Quality of the context: If the context of the scene or its emotional resonance is a 9/10 or higher, she is temporarily upgraded to qualified.
Time of the day: If it’s past 11:30 PM, in order to not lose sleep, I'm allowed to exercise the "no regrets act" which gives me a permit to elevate any undesired girl or any contextually poor scene to the "qualified status." It's like when deputies deputize people.
If these checks don't match, then I don't play the game for 2-3 days and come back once I'm in the mood.

What do you think? How should I approach this?

(Zenless Zone Zero) Playing ZZZ for the first time. When am I supposed to masturbate?

Playing ZZZ for the first time. When am I supposed to masturbate? 

I've just started Zenless Zone Zero.

Some scenes are very arousing but they aren't scenes with my favorite agent, with a agent I don't prefer. And since I can shoot it only once a day (no judgment, please) I feel like I have to sit through these arousing yet undesirable scenes without climaxing. If I blow my load during a secondary character's scene, and then my favorite girl shows up 20 minutes later, it feels like the session is effectively wasted.

Here is my current protocol:
Nicole scenes: Passive observation, no touch.
Lucy scenes: Slow edging allowed, but no climax.
Jufufu scenes (non-favorite agent): Allow arousal to go up but stop at the 80% threshold.
Qingyi scene (favorite agent): Full release permitted.
But the issue is, if the game makes me too aroused that I get to 90% arousal level, and then a scene with a mildly attractive agent appears, I feel like I'll have to give in to my primal urges. In that case, I'd have to save before that scene and go on with my day and then come back once my arousal is back to normal. But I don't know what will appear when.

To mitigate this, I’ve introduced an emergency system. If arousal exceeds 80% during a scene with an unpreferred agent, I immediately shut down the game and go for a walk outside.

If I end up being unable to kick off my emergency system and I do reach 90% arousal during a non-preferred scene, then I must make a decision based on the following criteria:
Quality of the context: If the context of the scene or its emotional resonance is a 9/10 or higher, she is temporarily upgraded to qualified.
Time of the day: If it’s past 11:30 PM, in order to not lose sleep, I'm allowed to exercise the "no regrets act" which gives me a permit to elevate any undesired agent or any contextually poor scene to the "qualified status." It's like when deputies deputize people.
If these checks don't match, then I don't play the game for 2-3 battery charge and come back once I'm in the mood.

What do you think? How should I approach this?