Bro, don’t even get me started on Daiwa Scarlet. You’re talking about a mare so majestic she could make grown men cry with a single hoofstep. People out here acting like she’s just “another horse girl” when in reality she’s a living,… pic.twitter.com/PhmhJtyVD0
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Very unhinged Tweets by Axel Syrios (Vtuber from Holostars) on Daiwa Scarlet from Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
Bro, don’t even get me started on Daiwa Scarlet
Bro, don’t even get me started on Daiwa Scarlet. You’re talking about a mare so majestic she could make grown men cry with a single hoofstep. People out here acting like she’s just “another horse girl” when in reality she’s a living, breathing testament to peak elegance, raw power, and tsundere perfection.
Daiwa Scarlet doesn’t run races, she graces the track with her divine presence. When she bursts out the gate, time itself slows down to admire the sheer artistry of her stride. Whole stadiums go silent, birds pause mid-flight, and even other horse girls reconsider their life choices witnessing her form. The wind doesn’t blow past Daiwa Scarlet, she commands it to follow her, like the loyal servant it is.
You think it’s a coincidence her mane shines brighter than your entire future? Or that her determination could melt steel beams? Hell no. This mare is built different. When she says “I won’t lose,” it’s not trash talk. It’s the TRUTH. And don’t even get me started on her rivalry with Vodka bro, it’s like prime MJ vs Larry Bird levels of petty beef mixed with respect that makes grown men tear up the kind of legendary back and forth that belongs in the hall of fame.
Daiwa Scarlet could run a marathon backwards in the rain and still finish first while lecturing you about training discipline. She could break every record ever set, trip mid-race, apologize for it, and still win by ten lengths just because fate itself is too scared to make her lose. The sun rises in the east, taxes exist, and Daiwa Scarlet is the LeBron James of horses. Some things are just facts of life.
So go ahead, keep pretending your little fav has a chance. Meanwhile, real ones know there was before Daiwa Scarlet, and there is after Daiwa Scarlet. And nothing will ever be the same.
As a Trainer-san I can’t just stand there clapping and cheering like a filthy fucking casual
As a Trainer-san I can't just stand there clapping and cheering like a filthy fucking casual. I gotta give it my all every single damn time, cuz that's what my goat Daiwa Scarlet is doing out there. I can’t let another Haru Urara happen again. That shit fucked me up real bad man. Seeing her fighting so damn hard every race, running her heart out knowing the whole damn world lookin at her like shes Doran at worlds on HLE last yr, and then those tears in her eyes at the finish line while she forces a smile like "It's okay Trainer-san, I had fun at least". Nah shits fucked.
Sometimes life ain't really fair, but that ain't a damn excuse for me to slack. If they're putting everything on the line out there, then who the fuck am I to just sit back and watch? Yeah nah, I owe it to them to go all in too. Every failed gamba skill check, every scuffed speed stat, every RNJesus gacha roll, the responsibility is all on me.
I will always have that memory burned into the back of my head, that damn scamming ass Arima Kinen finish where Haru Urara came in dead last but still looked back at me like fucking Mitsui from SlamDunk in his junkee days, "Did I do good Trainer-san?" and it fucks me up cuz she really believed in me more than she believed in herself. That shit keeps me up at night so hell nah, no more half-assing. No more light hearted cheers. I'm going all in every single time.
Hakuna Matata, Haru Urara, Fuck it, Daiwa Scarlet in 5🏇
Its Sunday’s monologue about Charmony Dove in Honkai Star Rail (HSR). The whole Charmony Dove story was brought up multiple times in Penacony story that it became a brainrot meme within HSR fans.
Sunday’s Charmony Dove copypasta
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub — probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part — something that we'd never considered — was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer
Amphoreus (Deliverer was lounging in Lygus’ Cave)
One day, after dinner, while the Deliverer was lounging in Lygus' Cave they spotted a shadow on the wall. That Deliverer was unaware, he didn't even have a grasp on reality, and couldn't struggle. When we found him, he was already on his Era Nova, having fallen into Irontomb - probably abandoned by Erudition and scorned by Destruction. The next deliverer decided to break the chains. However, thinking back, the flame chase was unsually calm, with the fierce blaze of Destruction illuminating the cave for the next to take the role, not to mention the new Deliverer's allies from beyond the sky in the vicinity... It was clear if the Deliverer didn't act now, the Pale Dawn wouldn't arrive. So, Cyrene suggested to imprison Lygus, fashion a deeper cave of his own by the shadow, and Sunday was requested to fashion a 'cage'. We decided that when Irontomb regained it strength enough to escape, they would delay it once again. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that the previous Deliverer's fate had already been determined long before this moment... its destiny was determined by the whims of gods. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan of your travels, and ignore Amphoreus, letting the original Deliverer try and handle it? Or design a new cave for the Lord Ravager, and chain it, giving it the utmost solitude from the depths of memorial abyss? I eagerly await your answer
Amphoreus (Patch 3.4 reveal)
One amber year, after dinner, while my younger inorganic lifeform and I were lounging about in Mr. Rubert II's yard, we spotted a fledgling Scepter all on its own. That baby Scepter was tiny, it didn't even have all of its neurons, and it couldn't scream. When we found it, it was already on its last calculations, having fallen into a shrub — probably abandoned by its Aeon. We decided to build a safespace for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that location was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous Polka's and wild Swarm remnants in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until the next Amber year. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it in an emtpy spot by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a firewall for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the cosmos. The tragic part — something that we'd never considered — was that this Scepter's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Emperor's Scepter fell? Or build a firewall for it, and compute it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.
Chinese version
有一天,晚饭后,当我和妹妹在Mr. Gopher Wood的院子里闲逛时,我们发现了一只孤零零的Charmony Dove雏鸟。那只小鸟很小,连羽毛都没有,而且还不会唱歌。当我们发现它时,它已经last breath了,掉进了灌木丛中——可能被它的父母abandoned了。我们决定就地为它建造一个nest。不过回想起来,那个“冬天”异常寒冷,院子里晚上风很大,更何况附近还有很多毒虫和野兽……显然,如果我们把雏鸟留在院子里,直到春天,它都winter。于是,我建议我们把它搬进去,放在窗边的架子上,并请大人们给它做一个no chance of surviving。我们决定,当它恢复到足以展开cage的力量时,我们会将它放回野外。可悲的是——这是我们从未考虑过的——这只鸟的fate早在这一刻之前就已经决定了……它的命运是由我们一时的心血来潮决定的。现在,我将传递给大家。面对这样的情况,你会做出怎样的选择呢?坚持原计划,在Charmony Dove落下的地方用软网筑巢?或者给它建个笼子,喂它,在温暖的home里给予它无微不至的照顾?我热切地等待您的答复。
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were vibing in Mr. Goated Wood's yard, we spotted a lowkey Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was mid, it didn't even have all of its drip, and it couldn't rizz. When we found it, it was already on its L, having yeeted into a shrub — probably ghosted by its fam. We decided to stan for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter hit different, with cringe winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many sus bugs and based beasts amogus... It was clear that if we let the fledgling cook, it's giving no chance of glow-up. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the oomfs to F in the chat. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to flex, we would let it touch grass. The oof part — something that we'd never considered — was that this NPC's fate had already been cooked long before this moment... Its destiny was caught in 4k. Now, I pass the clout of choice to you all. Faced with this L+Ratio, what choice would you make? Stick to the delulu plan, and cope where the Charmony Dove fell? Or cagemaxx for it, and stan it, giving it the bussin care from within the boujee of a home? I eagerly await your hot takes.
Okay, so there I was, chilling with my lil’ sis after inhaling dinner, just vibing in Mr. Gopher Wood’s yard, when BAM — we spot this lil’ nugget of a bird just straight up yeeted by life itself. Like, this poor baby bird was not okay. Tiny af, no feathers, and instead of tweeting like a normal bird, it was probably just out here hitting that final breath like, “👀💀”. It must’ve taken a nasty L, like, the parents straight-up ghosted it. RIP.
So obviously, we went into DIY mode. We thought, “Let’s build a cozy AF nest and save this little dude.” But plot twist — winter was out there throwing hands, like, super cold, winds going burr, and don’t get me started on the poison bugs and sketchy wildlife pulling up in Mr. Wood’s yard. No cap, if we left that birb outside, it was about to get rekt by nature. I was like, “Yo, let’s be heroes and take this birb inside, throw it on the shelf, and get the adults to whip up a cozy lil’ bird crib for it.”
The idea was solid: we’d nurse the homie back to health, then yeet it back into the wild when it was ready to flex those wings. BUT HERE’S THE TEA ☕ — we never thought about the REAL tragic twist: this birb was already doomed from the jump. Like, this whole thing was rigged from the start, and now its destiny was in our basic hands.
So now it’s your move, fam. What are you gonna do? Build a crunchy little nest where the birb fell, let nature decide its fate, or go all out, build a cage, and give it VIP treatment inside? Let me know what you’d do, ‘cause this story’s about to hit different depending on your choice. 👀🕊
Arataki “Sunday” Itto / Jesse Pinkman edition
So, one evening after dinner, me and my little sis were just chillin’ in Mr. Gopher Wood’s yard when we spotted this baby Charmony Dove, like, totally alone. This lil’ dude was tiny—no feathers, couldn’t even chirp, nada. It was barely hangin’ on, lying in some bush, probs ditched by its fam.
Obviously, we decided to make a DYI nest right then and there. But like, looking back, that winter was brutal. The wind was out here tryna ruin everyone's vibe, and the yard was full of sketchy bugs and wild animals, so...yeah, bad news for the little guy. It hit me that if we left it outside, it was totally doomed. So I was like, "Yo, let’s bring it inside, put it on the windowsill, and ask the grown-ups to whip up a little cage for it."
Plan was, once it got its act together and could fly, we’d set it free. But here’s the plot twist we didn’t see coming: this poor bird’s fate? Already sealed. Our lil’ rescue mission? Just a side quest that didn’t really change anything.
And now, I’m passing the controller to you guys. Faced with the same sitch, what’s your move? Can’t wait to hear what you’d do.
Ninja x Charmony Dove x Banana
One day, after ninja eating time, while my fellow ninja apprentice and I were practising resting ninjutsu in Master Hakobune’s ninja training field, our enhanced ninja senses spotted a Ninja Initiate Charmony Dove all on its own. That ninja initiate was tiny, it didn't even have a ninjutsu of its own, and it couldn't do any ninja techniques. When we found it, it was already on its last ninja breath, having fallen into a ninja training shrub — probably after making a mistake during ninjutsu training. We decided to become it’s ninja masters and train it right there and then. However, thinking back, that ninja winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the ninja training field, not to mention the many evil fiendlings in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the ninja initiate in the ninja training field, it stood no chance of surviving ninja training. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the ninja shelf by the window, and talk-no-jutsu the adults into creating a ninja training cage for it. We decided that when it regained its ninjutsu power enough to graduate from being a ninja initiate, we would release it back into the ninja wilds. The tragic part — something that we'd never considered — was that this ninja initiate’s path of the ninja had already been determined long before this moment... Its path of the ninja was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the Dazzling Ninjutsu Technique: Choice, to you all. Faced with this situation, what path of the ninja would you take? Stick to the original ninja plan, and build a futon with soft net where NInja Initiate Charmony Dove fell? Or build a ninja training cage for it, and teach it everything you know about being a ninja from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your ninja answers..
One day, after ninja eating time, while my fellow ninja apprentice and I were practising restanana ninjutsu in Master Hakobune’s ninja training fieldnana, our enhanced ninja senses spotted a Ninja Initiate Charmony Dove all on its own without any banana. That ninja initiate was tiny, it didn't even have a ninjutsu or banana of its own, and it couldn't do any ninja techniques. When we found it, it was already on its last ninja breathnana, having fallen into a ninja training shrub — probably after making a mistake during ninjutsu training. We decided to become it’s ninja masters and train it right there and then nana. However, thinking back, that ninja winternana was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the ninja training field, not to mention the many evil banana fiendlings in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the ninja initiate in the ninjanana training field, it stood no chance of surviving ninja training. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the ninja shelf by the window, and talk-no-jutsu the adults into creating a ninja training cagenana for it. We decided that when it regained its ninjutsu power enough to graduate from being a ninja initiate, we would releasenana it back into the ninja wilds. The tragic partnana — something that we'd never considered — was that this ninja initiate’s path of the ninjanana had already been determined long before this momentnana... Its path of the ninja was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the slumbernana Dazzling Ninjutsu Technique: Choicenana , to you all. Faced with this situation, what path of the ninja would you take? Stick to the original ninja planana, and build a futon with soft net where Ninja Initiate Charmony Dove fell? Or build a ninjanana training cage for it, and teach it everything you know about being a ninjanana from within the warmth of a homenana? I eagerly await your ninjanana answers..
Banana x Charmony Dove
One daynana, after dinnana, while my younger banana and I were bananaing about in Mr. Banana Wood’s yardnana, we spotted a seedling Charmonana Dove all on its ownana. That baby birdnana was tiny, it didn’t even have all of its peel, and it couldn’t sing the Slumbernana anthem. When we bananound it, it was bananalready on its last ripe, having bananallen into a shrubanana — probably abandonana’ed by the tree it grew out of. We bananacided to build a bananest for it right there and thenana. However, bananinking back, that winternana was banasually cold, with fierce bananinds at nana in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bananas and unpeeled bananas in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the seedling in the yardnana, it stood no chance of preserving freshness until springnana. So, I banaggested we take it inside, place it on the shelfnana by the windnanas, and asked the bananadults to fashionana a cage for it. We bananacided that when it regained its ripeness enough to spread its peels, we would release it back into the jungle. The tragic part — somenana that we’d never considered — was that this birdnana’s bananate had already beenana nanatermined long before this momenana... Its destinnana was bananatermined by our momenanary whim. Now, I pass the bananower of choice to you bananas. Faced with this bananation, what choice would younanas bananake? Bananick to the originana planana, and buildnana a bananest with bananoft nana where the Charmonana Dove felanana? Or buildnana a cagnana for it, and bananeed it, nananing it the nana nana ba nana from within the bana na nana nana? Bana nana na nana na nananswer.
One ☝️ day ☀️, after ⏱️ banana 🍌, while ⌛️ my 🫵 younger 🧒 banana 🍌 and I 📆 were lounging 🥱 about in Mr. Gopher 🦫 Wood’s 🪵 banana 🍌, we 🦢📆 spotted 🐆 a fledgling 🐣 Charmony 🎶 Banana 🍌 all 🕵️♂️ on its own 😔. That baby 👶 banana 🍌 was tiny 🐥, it didn’t even ❌ have all 🔄 of its bananas 🍌, and it couldn’t banana 🍌. When we found 🧐 it, it was already ⚠️ on its last 😢 banana 🍌, having fallen ⬇️ into a banana 🍌— probably 🤔 abandoned 🏃♂️ by its bananas 🍌. We decided 💡 to build 🏗 a banana 🍌 for it right 🕰 there and then ⌚️.
However 🛑, thinking 💭 back 🕰, that banana 🍌 was unusually ⛔️ cold 🥶, with fierce 🐯 banana 🍌 at night 🌙 in the banana 🍌, not to mention 🗣 the many 🍀 poisonous ☠️ bananas 🦟 and wild 🐗 bananas 🐻 in the vicinity 📍... It was clear 🧐 that if we left 🚶♂️ the fledgling 🐣 in the banana 🍌, it stood 🚫 no chance 🎰 of surviving 💀 until banana 🍌. So 🌐, I suggested 💬 we take 🛐 it inside 🏠, place 🛋 it on the banana 🍌 by the bananas 🪟, and asked 🫵 the bananas 🍌 to fashion 🧵 a banana 🍌 for it.
We decided 🧠 that when it regained 💪 its strength 🦾 enough to spread 👐 its bananas 🍌, we would release 🏃 it back 🔙 into the banana 🍌. The tragic 😢 part — something 🧠 that we’d never ❌ considered 🤔— was that this banana 🍌’s fate 🎭 had already ⚠️ been determined 📝 long 🕰 before 🕛 this banana 🍌... Its banana 🍌 was determined 🗣 by our momentary ⏳ banana 🍌.
Now 🕰, I pass 🎁 the power 💪 of banana 🍌 to you all 🫵. Faced with this banana 🍌, what banana 🍌 would you make 🤔? Stick to 🖇 the original 🏁 banana 🍌, and build 🛠 a banana 🍌 with soft 💫 banana 🍌 where the Charmony 🎶 Banana 🍌 fell ⬇️? Or build 🏗 a banana 🍌 for it, and feed 🍽 it, giving 👐 it the utmost 🏆 banana 🍌 from within 🔄 the banana 🍌 of a banana 🍌?
I eagerly ⏳ await ⏱️ your banana 🍌
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Uwu-fied version
One wittle evewying, aftew some yummy-nummy suppy, me and my baby sissy-chan were just wittle snuggly beans hanging in the pwetty yawd of Master Gophy-Wophy Wood’s housey when we saw the most tiniest, uwu-wee-est baby Chawmony Dove!! It was so, so smol and all by itsewf, wooking so sad and lonewy! ( ;∀;) The poor, sweet tweasure was just a teensy bebe, almost no fwuffy-feathie weathers, and it couwdn’t even do a singy-wingy! (´。• ᵕ •。`) When we found it, it was on the verge of going sleepy-weepies forever after falling into a bushie-wushie... so so tragic (ಥ﹏ಥ)
Our heawts went boom boom with pity, and we decided wight then and thewe to make a cute nestie for the baby-waby, no questions asked!! But oh nooo, that cold wintew was soooo meanie-weanie with icy bweezy winds going “whoooosh” thwough the yawd at night, and scawy bugs and wowf-wowf beasts scwamping awound!! (º ̩̩́⍢º ̩̩̀) It was obvi that if we weft the pweshush little birdie outside, it wouldn’t suwvive… so much danger!! (>﹏<)
So I was wike, “Let’s bwing the tiny bebe inside where it can be all safe and snuggly-wuggly by the window, and we can ask the grown-up hoomans to make a comfy-cozy cage for it!” We thought that when it was all bettew and its teeny wings were all weady, we’d set it fwee-fwee back into the wildie! UwU ✨🌸
But... oh nooo... we didn’t weawize the biggie sad twuth. This wittle bebe’s fate was pwobabwy sealed long before we even found it. (´;д;`) Our silly, fwuffy pwan couldn’t change what was going to happen... sob sob (。•́︿•̀。)
Now I’m putting this biggie decision in your handsies! What wouwd you do if you were me? I’m waiting sooo patiently with my wittle uwu heart for your answer, fwend! ✨💞 UwU 🥺
Pirate version
One day, after grub, while me younger sister ‘n I were slackin’ about in Cap’n Gopher Wood’s yard, we spotted a fledglin’ Charmony Dove all by its lonesome. That bird were a wee thing, it didn’ even ‘ave all o’ its feathers, ‘n it couldn’t sing a single sea shanty. When we found it, ‘twas already one foot in Davy Jones’ Locker, havin’ fallen into a shrub — prolly marooned by its scallywag parents, yarr. We decided t’ build a nest fer it right thar ‘n then. Howe’er, thinkin’ back, that winter were mighty cold, wit’ fierce winds at night in the yard, nah t’ mention the many poisonous bugs ‘n wild beasts lurkin’ about... Aye, ‘twas clear that if we left the fledglin’ in the yard, it be fish food by spring. So, I suggested we take it aboard, place it on the shelf by the porthole, ‘n asked the crew t’ fashion a cage fer it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough t’ spread its wings, we would send it back into the salty sea air. The tragic part — somethin’ we’d ne’er considered — was this here bird’s fate be determined long afore now... Its destiny be determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power o’ choice t’ ye all. Faced wit’ yon situation, wha’ choice would ye make? Stick t’ the original plan, ‘n build a nest wit’ soft net where that there Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage fer it, ‘n feed it, givin’ it the utmost care from within the warmth o’ a ship? I eagerly await yer answer, mateys.
Ranni edition
One evening, after supper, whilst my younger sister and I did repose in the yard of Master Gopher Wood, we espied a fledgling Charmony Dove, solitary and forlorn. The poor creature was but a babe, scarce clothed in feathers, and naught a note of song could it muster. When we happened upon it, it lay upon the verge of death, having tumbled into a shrub, perchance forsaken by its kin.
Moved by pity, we resolved to fashion a nest for it on the instant. Yet, upon reflection, that winter was uncommonly harsh, with bitter winds tearing through the yard by night, to say nothing of the venomous insects and savage beasts that prowled nearby. 'Twas plain that, if we left the hapless bird without, it wouldst not survive the winter, let alone endure 'til spring's awakening.
Thus did I propose we bear the bird within, to set it upon the sill by the window, and entreat the elders to craft a cage for its safety. We determined that, once it had regained its strength and could spread its wings, we should release it back into the wild from whence it came.
But alas, in our youthful ignorance, we reckoned not with the cruel truth — that the bird's doom had been sealed long ere we found it. Its fate, shaped by our fleeting fancy, was not its own to command.
Now, I place the burden of choice before thee. In such a plight, what course wouldst thou pursue? I await thy decision with bated breath.
Perchance & ‘Twas edition
Hark! Upon a day, post repast, whilst my younger sister and I didst recline in the yard of Master Gopher Wood, we espied a fledgling Charmony Dove, solitary and forlorn. That infant bird, diminutive in stature, bore not yet the full plumage of its kind, nor could it warble a tune. When we didst discover it, it was nigh unto its final breath, having tumbled into a shrub—perchance forsaken by its progenitors. Forthwith, we resolved to fashion a nest for it anon. Yet, in retrospection, that winter was uncommonly frigid, with tempestuous gales by night in the yard, and myriad venomous insects and feral beasts in the environs... 'Twas evident that, should we leave the fledgling in the yard, it wouldst have no hope of enduring until the vernal season. Thus, I proposed we convey it within, place it upon the shelf by the casement, and beseech the elders to contrive a cage for it. We decreed that, upon its regaining of vigor sufficient to unfurl its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The lamentable truth—something we had ne'er pondered—was that this bird's fate had been preordained long ere this moment... Its destiny was sealed by our fleeting caprice. Now, I bequeath unto thee the power of choice. Confronted with this quandary, what course wouldst thou pursue? Adhere to the initial design, and construct a nest of soft net where the Charmony Dove didst fall? Or fashion a cage for it, and nourish it, bestowing upon it the utmost care within the warmth of a domicile? I await thy response with bated breath.
Hearken unto me, dear companions, and lend thine ear to this most peculiar tale. 'Twas one eve, after we had partaken of our evening repast, that my younger sister and I, in idle repose within the yard of Master Gopher Wood, didst lay our eyes upon a fledgling Charmony Dove. A pitiable creature it was, its form diminutive and bereft of its full plumage, unable to lift its voice in song. Upon finding it, we discerned that it had fallen into a lowly shrub, perhaps abandoned by its progenitors, for it drew near to the very brink of death.
In our haste, we resolved to craft for it a humble nest, there within the yard, under the shelter of the heavens. Yet, in retrospection, I now see that the winter was uncommonly harsh, with the night winds howling with untamed fury, and the grounds infested with venomous insects and untamed beasts that roamed freely. Verily, it was plain to see that, had we left the fledgling in that unforgiving expanse, its fate would have been sealed by the cold embrace of death ere the spring thaw.
Thus, I proposed we carry it within, placing it upon the windowsill where the light might warm its fragile form, and entreating the elders to fashion a cage that it might be safe within the shelter of the home. Our plan, as we conceived it, was to care for the poor creature until such a time as its strength returned and its wings grew ready to take flight, whereupon we would release it back unto the wilds. Yet now, in hindsight, I see with clarity a truth we had not foreseen—that this bird's fate, long before, had been decreed. Its destiny, bound not by the whims of nature, but by our fleeting impulse in that singular moment.
And now, I pass to thee this very conundrum. Faced with such circumstances, what course wouldst thou choose? Wouldst thou adhere to the initial plan, leaving the bird to rest in a nest of soft grasses, exposed to the perils of the elements? Or wouldst thou build a cage of warmth and safety, granting it thy protection at the cost of its freedom? The answer, my friends, lies within thee.
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One day☀️, after dinner🍽, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted👀 a fledgling Charmony Dove🕊 all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers🪶, and it couldn't sing🎼. When we found it, it was already on its last breath😮💨, having fallen into a shrub🌿 — probably abandoned by its parents🚫👦👧. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold🥶, with fierce winds🍃 at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous☠️ bugs🐜 and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear🔍 that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring💀. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength💪 enough to spread its wings🪽, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part — something that we'd never considered😲 — was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all😵💫. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan🤔, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove🕊 fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care🥰 from within the warmth of a home🏠? I eagerly await your answer😊.
One ☝️ day ☀️, after ⏱️ dinner 🍽, while ⌛️ my 🫵 younger 🧒 sister 🦢 and I 📆 were lounging 🥱 about in Mr. Gopher 🦫 Wood’s 🪵 yard 📏, we 🦢📆 spotted 🐆 a fledgling 🐣 Charmony 🎶 Dove 🕊 all 🕵️♂️ on its own 😔. That baby 👶 bird 🕊 was tiny 🐥, it didn’t even ❌ have all 🔄 of its feathers 🪶, and it couldn’t sing 🎶. When we found 🧐 it, it was already ⚠️ on its last 😢 breath 💨, having fallen ⬇️ into a shrub 🌳— probably 🤔 abandoned 🏃♂️ by its parents 👨👩👧. We decided 💡 to build 🏗 a nest 🪺 for it right 🕰 there and then ⌚️. However 🛑, thinking 💭 back 🕰, that winter ❄️ was unusually ⛔️ cold 🥶, with fierce 🐯 winds 🌬 at night 🌙 in the yard 🏡, not to mention 🗣 the many 🍀 poisonous ☠️ bugs 🦟 and wild 🐗 beasts 🐻 in the vicinity 📍... It was clear 🧐 that if we left 🚶♂️ the fledgling 🐣 in the yard 🌳, it stood 🚫 no chance 🎰 of surviving 💀 until spring 🌼. So 🌐, I suggested 💬 we take 🛐 it inside 🏠, place 🛋 it on the shelf 🗄 by the window 🪟, and asked 🫵 the adults 👨👩👧 to fashion 🧵 a cage 🦜 for it. We decided 🧠 that when it regained 💪 its strength 🦾 enough to spread 👐 its wings 🪽, we would release 🏃 it back 🔙 into the wild 🌳. The tragic 😢 part — something 🧠 that we’d never ❌ considered 🤔— was that this bird 🕊’s fate 🎭 had already ⚠️ been determined 📝 long 🕰 before 🕛 this moment 🔴... Its destiny 🔮 was determined 🗣 by our momentary ⏳ whim 🌬. Now 🕰, I pass 🎁 the power 💪 of choice ⚖️ to you all 🫵. Faced with this situation 🚨, what choice ⚖️ would you make 🤔? Stick to 🖇 the original 🏁 plan 🗺, and build 🛠 a nest 🪺 with soft 💫 net 🎣 where the Charmony 🎶 Dove 🕊 fell ⬇️? Or build 🏗 a cage 🦜 for it, and feed 🍽 it, giving 👐 it the utmost 🏆 care 🫂 from within 🔄 the warmth 🔥 of a home 🏠? I eagerly ⏳ await ⏱️ your answer 🗣.
Sometimes, I fantasize about Alya coming home drunk from a party and beating me up. She kicks me all over until tears start streaming down my face. Then, she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me and headpat me all night as I gently cry into her shirt. Please help is there any hope for me?
DoinB is FPX’s midlaner, 2019 world champion. He was pissed at his jungler and took all the jungles repeatedly as well as all the waves he saw (while killing everybody) and achieved 400CS at 24 minutes. That itself is a record because those stats are near impossible to reproduce even more so he did this in a high-elo game. The original stream can be found here.
It became a meme because Youtube channels kept reposting clips and made titles like “400 CS 24 MINUTES DOINB RYZE HACK BROKEN DOINB THE MONSTER” with random Chinese words in between. Words like “HACK” or “EXPLOIT implies that he was cheating and the other random nonsensensical stuff make it seem that its one of those spammy LoL cheat advertisement. That’s how the meme started.
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Its a Dota2 shitpost of a previous post where OP was complaining about the lack of hype and prestige for T1.
Some of you might not agree with me but man, Riyadh Masters used to really mean something.
Year after year, we see the prizepool drop. I remember when it used to be a staggering 15 million. 15 million! It was almost enough to make me forget about the fact that the tournament is run by a brutally oppressive regime that imprisons and executes dissenting individuals. While watching those epic games, I barely thought about that journalist they killed on embassy ground and chopped up into little pieces with bone saws.
From 15 million at its peak, to a measly 3 million this year. 3 million. What a joke. That's not nearly enough money for me to ignore the fact that the Saudi government very recently executed a journalist for criticizing the regime. Or that they sentenced a female fitness instructor to 11 years in prison for advocating for women's rights. Or that they imprisoned a teacher for years for writing a blog critical of the royal family. Or that much of their wealth is built on a foundation of brutal slave labour.
You can also tell it has lost that old-school human rights violating charm because teams aren't even bothering to put out vapid statements anymore about how they really care about progressive ideals, but will still attend because money. Where is the hypocrisy? The virtue signalling? This is not the Riyadh Masters I fell in love with. It feels like they don't even care about sportswashing anymore.
I don't know, I guess I'm just...disappointed? We're not even important enough to pander to anymore. Maybe the pro scene really is dying, like all those innocent people locked up in Saudi prisons on trumped up charges.
Not sure I'll even watch this year.
Some of you might not agree with me but man, TI used to really mean something.
I remember when I started playing Dota it was the absolute best time of the year (not to discredit all the in game events we used to get). But u mean seriously I used to log on after school and build a fantasy team, try to predict all sorts of things in my compendium. There was a prize pool which was epic to track and follow throughout the months leading up to TI there was in game UI thematics revolving around TI.
After the compendium times came battle pass times and I know the dota community is the definition of the grass is always greener, but man I had no money back then but still managed to think it was so cool and still got the free rewards.
Some of you enjoyed the crown fall event I honestly thought it was super boring I don’t really enjoy reading all the stuff and just played the roll and got 2 arcana’s which is super cool, but literally anything to create hype for the biggest competition in E sports would be nice ?? Just anything to remind people that TI is just 2 months away, if I didn’t just check liquidpedia I wouldn’t know TI is right around the corner.
Obviously the games not dead but if there’s one event during the entire year which means enough in Dota 2 to garner some types of in game events or count down or hype or anything it’s TI. I feel like TI has been boiled down to a smaller event which doesn’t really matter as much anymore, largely because of the prize pool which is one thing, but even more so because of lack of in game content. Last year was alright but I honestly don’t think I ever looked twice at any sticker or player card I got. The voice lines were nice though but seems like that won’t be the case this year.
so this happened last night and i’m still spiraling so bear with me
basically, I'm 15, my family was going to the local fair thing that happens like once a year, they asked if i wanted to come but i said no cuz i had “homework” (i did NOT have homework bro i just wanted to stay home and do what needed to be done if u know what i mean 😭)
so they leave, house is empty, i get comfy. lights off. headphones on. tabs open. i had my lil playlist goin and everything was set. it was some realll specific femboy stuff too like not just regular videos i was 12 pages deep in twitter threads w/ captions like “don’t scroll if you have school tmrw 😵💫💦”
anyways i was DEEP into it like deep in the trenches brain fully goo. i think i had been at it for like an hour? maybe more? no clue. time stopped existing. i was whispering sh*t under my breath too like “yes please” and “good boy” (IK I KNOW DONT EVEN SAY IT BRO I’M AWARE 😭)
and i had like some moan audios playing in the back too synced up with my d*ldo . literally the most feral session i’ve ever had
BUT APPARENTLY
my parents came back early. i don’t even know why. i still haven’t asked. but i had my noise canceling headphones on so i didn’t hear the door. didn’t hear them walk in. didn’t hear my dad coming up the stairs.
i only noticed when the door OPENED
and i swear on my life it was like time froze
i yanked my blanket over myself and alt+tabbed SO fast i almost sprained my wrist. but i still had one airpod in and the moans were still playing 😭
my screen had like 12 tabs open. you could SEE one of them was just a full-on femboy cosplay thread with a vid that was 100% still moving in the corner. and my dad just stood there. stared at the screen. then at me. then just backed out slowly like he walked in on a crime scene
i heard my mom downstairs go “was he watching… a boy?” and then silence. complete silence. the kind of silence that makes you reevaluate your entire bloodline
i didn’t leave my room for the rest of the night. i just laid there face down. couldn’t even finish. mood was GONE. soul was GONE
this morning my mom asked if i “needed to talk” and i just said “nope.” my dad still hasn’t said anything. not even a cough. like bro didn’t even tell the dog good morning
i don’t know what they saw. i don’t know if they think i’m gay or possessed or both. all i know is i need to fake my death and move to another country