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MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY

    mommy said its my turn to simp

    Its a poem about an adult baby asking for milk from his “Mommy”. Initially started as a random post on r/copypasta titled “A poem about milky” it then spread all over Twitter circa 2020 when there’s a huge wave of simp copypasta.

    MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
    
    MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
    
    REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
    
    I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
    
    GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
    
    GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
    
    UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
    
    I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
    
    UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
    
    I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

    Just got obliterated by a Chad toddler at the supermarket

      I was just minding my business doing groceries as this high tier becky strolls in with her baby in tow. The toddler screams and screams and keeps screaming; I usually don't mind children but when they're loud as fuck and the parents do nothing it's annoying. So in passing I take a glance at the little shitlet and course it's a Chad. Blond, blue-eyed, straight hairline, hunter eyes, slim cheeks, pronounced jaw. No sign of the normal puffy cheeks, giant forehead and bug eyes you usually see in babies. In short, an Aryan Gigachad in the making :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
      
      In that moment the rage I felt was insurmountable. How dare this genetically privileged little shitter inconvenience all us subhumans like that? He will already be king of the world when he grows up, can he not at least feel a little bad for his inferiors and shut the fuck up? But no of course he can't since he's a baby and doesn't even understand what a mogger he is. The world is unfair, this little Chad was born a winner while I was born a loser :feelsrope: 

      Hungrybox crashes out on Fox

        Hbox had a crashout on stream about Fox recently and it became a meme within Melee.

        What a fucking vibe kill, dude. Of course, it’s to a chucklefuck randy fucking Fox, piece of shit! Randy fucking Fox, all you do is the same bullshit cause you have everything. Your character has everything! And they cater to you! They change the rules for you! To make you win more often! Oh, it’s not good enough. Let’s keep stadium transformations on. Oh, it’s not good enough. Let’s give him fucking Z jump. Oh, it’s not good enough. Let’s give him box controllers. Oh, it’s not good enough. Let’s give him fucking everything he needs!
        
        And he’s a cool character, of course. Fucking cunt bitch, fucking dumbass top tier fuck! Privileged fucking character and your mains complain; Somehow, they complain! About what, Puff? God forbid. About what, Iceys? Oh, just separate them, you dumb cunt! That’s all you fucking need: You have a one frame option off of drill; you have lasers; you have nineteen recoveries! You don’t have to do anything! Except win. 
        What a fucking vibe kill dude It's to a chuckle fucks RANDY FUCKING FOX PIECE OF SHIT Randy fucking Fox. All you do is the same bullshit because you have everything. Your character has everything and they cater to you. They change the rules for you to make you win more often. Oh, it's not good enough. Let's keep stadium transformations on. Oh, it's not good enough. Let's give him fucking Z jump. Oh, it's not good enough. Let's give him box controllers. Oh, it's not good enough. Let's GIVE HIM FUCKING EVERYTHING HE NEEDS! And he is the cool character, of course. Fucking cunt, bitch, fucking dumbass, top tier, FUCK! privileged fucking character, and your mains complain, somehow, they complain! About what? Puff? God forbid! About what? ICs? Oh! Just seperate them you dumb cunt! That's all you fucking need! You have a one-frame option off of Drill You have lasers! You have 19 recoveries! You don't have to do anything! Except win!

        Here In My Garage just bought this new Lamborghini here

          Her in my garage copypasta

          Its an old (2015) infamous video of Tai Lopez (success guru) flexing his new Lambo while trying to sell his course on his website. People meme-d this video a lot back then and recently Biaheza (Youtuber) made a reference towards this meme after buying and restoring an old Lambo.

          Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”
          
          Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven dollars in my bank account. I didn’t have a college degree, I had no opportunities.
          
          But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors. I found five mentors. And they showed me what they did to become multimillionaires. Again, it’s not just about money, it’s about the good life; health, wealth, love and happiness. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are.
          
          Now, this isn’t a “get rich quick” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true they are too good to be true. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to go out and buy a Lamborghini. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my iPhone, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in yourself. Always be curious. Don’t be a cynic. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.”
          
          Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, Conrad Hilton, the man who started Hilton Hotel, he said that he was only fifteen years old when he read a book by Helen Keller, and that book changed his life. Books can change your life. And in that book, Helen Keller said “optimism” so if you’re a cynic, if you’re a pessimist you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody. But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know, for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a Lamborghini, maybe it’s a new job, a new opportunity, starting your own company.
          
          Maybe it’s a new lifestyle without so much stress, traveling the world, doing those things you know you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand finances. Money, I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units to live out your dream and to live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free.
          
          So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing stuff. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from mentors many years ahead of me. Not just in books like these, although I love books but also real in-person mentors. So let me share with you these three tips that have made all the difference in my life. They’re practical, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? See you there on my site.

          Meme-d version

          Here in my garaaaaaaaaaaaage. Just bought this new Lamborghini here. Fun to drive up here in the Hollywood Hills. But you know what I like a lot more than knowledge? this new Lamborghini here. But you know what I like a lot more than the new Lamborghini here? My Tedx talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here. The. The. Thuhuhuhuhuhuuu. In fact I'm a lot more proud of these seven new Hollywood Hills that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new Lamborghinis. :| :o :| :o :| :o
          
          It's like the Buffet Warren billionaire says, "The more you earn the more you drive up here in the Hollywood Hills." In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini, is the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it's a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible because it wasn't that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood Hills with only forty seven billion dollars in my bank account, and forty seven Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account, and only forty seven hills in my Hollywood account, and only forty seven Tedx Talks where I talk about Warren Buffets in my Tedx Talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account.
          
          But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Lamborghini, and another Lamborghini, and a few more Lamborghinis. I found five Lamborghinis. I don't call it money anymore I call it fuel units. You must have enough units. You must have enough Lamborghinis. You must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
          
          I'll see you on my website. It's a quick video and you'll see there absolutely nothing!

          Mambo #5

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            byu/DangerNoodle1993 from discussion
            intodayilearned
            I have a buddy who's a big N4Y fan and an avid record collector. He posts all his finds on instagram. I thought it'd be funny to anonymously mail him a copy of Mambo #5. Tracked down a radio promo copy with a bunch of different versions of the song. Sent it out and never heard anything. About a year later I asked him about it. He got super upset and yelled "That was you? What the fuck is wrong with you?" Its a bad song but that seemed like an extreme response. Turned out someone took a diarrhea shit into the postal box I dropped the package in. USPS just bagged it up in a plastic bag and still delivered it.

            Tenna meeting Spamton

              Teena see’s Spamton for the first time and had a freakout in Deltarune Chapter 3.

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