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Addison Rae

    If you don't like Addison Rae, you need to work on your internalized homophobia. She is giving the gays EVERYTHING we want. She's giving us Y2K, early 2000s Radio Disney pop PERFECTION while also giving us vroom vroom futuristic 3008 hyperpop girlie. She is both the modern day Britney Spears and Charli's protege. How could you not absolutely live for her? Unless you hate being gay and gay culture?
    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Addison Rae. The music is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of music most of the lyrics will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Addison's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Britney Spears's music, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Addison Rae truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Addison's existencial catchphrase "Losing all my innocence in the backseat," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Addison Rae's genius unfolds itself on their streaming services. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an Addison Rae tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    Just post the sauce! What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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      byu/GuiiHSi from discussion
      inokbuddyhololive
      Just post the sauce! What the fuck is wrong with you people? How many posts do you have to see in this sub before you learn to do it automatically? Am I the insane one? Is this a power thing for you? Does it make you HARD to make me ask for it? UwU pwease gib saucy 🥺🥺🥺 is that what you want you sick fuck? You want me to beg? I'll fucking beg. I don't give two shits I just want the fUCKING SAUCE IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

      US Military Strikes on Iran

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        Happy Juneteenth

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          happy 😀 JUNETEENTH sluts 👩🏼‍🦰👩🏼‍🦰💦🌽🦃🤭 and sex 💦💦 SLAVES 🔗🍆 this year 😍😜 DADDY 😍 JOE 👨‍🦳💕 federally re-CUM-gnized black 🖤 liber-TITTIES from 👉💋 their 🧏 big ⬆️🚴🏻↪️ bad 💦🔥 plantation owners so celebrate 🎊 by 👷 taking 👊 some 🥵 big 😍😳 FREE 💬 black 🖤 COCK 🍆🍆💦💦🙌 all 💯 day 💪🏻😤 and let 🙆😤 liberty 🗽 BALLS ⚾ ring 💍💎
          🚨🚨🚨 HAPPY JUNETEENTH 🚨🚨🚨AMERICA REALLY SAID: “Y’ALL BEEN FREE SINCE 1863.” BUT FORGOT TO PULL UP IN TEXAS FOR TWO WHOLE YEARS 🐍📜✌🏽THAT’S LIKE “OH BTW Y’ALL FREE LOL” TWO YEARS TOO LATE — THAT’S LIKE SOMEONE TEXTING “U UP LOL?” IN 2027 📱💀WELL CALL ME 🍝 MACARONI 🍝 BECAUSE I’M CHEESY ABOUT FREEDOM 🇺🇸AMERICA – YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, AND IT AIN’T US 😡💢GET IT TOGETHER, QUICKLY ⏰👏🏿🖤🔥🇺🇸 HAPPY JUNETEENTH 🖤🔥🇺🇸TO ALL THE KINGS 👑 QUEENS 👑 AND ROYALTIES 🏳️‍🌈 WHO STAY FINE, FREE, AND UNBOTHERED.🗣️YOU’RE ALL INVITED TO THE COOKOUT 🍽️🍖🗣️BUT WE DON’T WANNA SEE NO DRY MAC & CHEESE NO UNSALTED POTATO SALAD AND IF I SEE 🍇RAISINS 🍇IN ANYTHING — IT’S ON SIGHT 😡 NOT THE 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸❌NOT COLUMBUS DAY 🏴‍☠️❌NOT “I DON’T SEE COLOR” DAY 👀❌IT’S HAPPY JUNETEENTH! ✊🏾ACT UP ACCORDINGLY 🗣️🎉🏆RECLAIM. ⏰RESTORE. 😴 INVEST.

          Pokegenie changed my life.

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            byu/theciviljuggler from discussion
            inpokemongo
            Pokegenie changed my life.

I used to be a sad beta Trainer, barely pushing Level 25. Not a legendary Pokémon to my name and getting laughed out of Little Cups. My own girlfriend wouldn't even lucky trade with me. I got on Pokegenie, and now I'm a Chad level 42, pushing my way to 50. I have more legendaries than I know what to do with. Now she's begging me to trade with her and her friends at the same time. I even trade with my coworker and the girl who works at Starbucks.

            PESAN CINTA UNTUK KISAKI RYUUGE ❤️❤️❤️

              Kisaki from Blue Archive

              From Steam Discussions, its an unhinged love letter to Kisaki from Blue Archive written in Indo.

              KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 AYO KITA MENIKAH KISAKI-KUSAYANG 🥰🥰🥰.
AKU AKAN MENCARI BUAH AMBROSIA UNTUK KITA BERDUA SUPAYA KITA HIDUP ABADI❤️❤️❤️, LALU SETELAH ITU AKU AKAN MENABUR BENIH DI DALAMMU HINGGA VOLUMENYA MENCAPAI SESAMUDERA HINDIA🥰🥰🥰, KEMUDIAN ANAK KITA AKAN BERLIMPAH SEJUMLAH POPULASI MANUSIA DI PLANET BUMI. KEMUDIAN SETELAH POPULASI MANUSIA TERLALU BANYAK, AKU AKAN MEN-TERRAFORM PLANET KISAKI SUPAYA LAYAK HUNI, DAN KITA SERTA SEBAGIAN ANAK KITA AKAN PINDAH KE SANA, MENJADI PENGHUNI PLANET KISAKI💖💖💖.
KEMUDIAN AKU AKAN MENABUR BENIH LAGI DI DALAMMU HINGGA VOLUMENYA MENCAPAI SEGUNUNG OLYMPUS MONS, KEMUDIAN AKAN LAHIR BERLIMPAH ANAK BARU KITA SEJUMLAH POPULASI ANAK KITA YANG IKUT PINDAH KE KISAKI, KEMUDIAN SETELAH POPULASI MANUSIA DI KISAKI TERLALU BANYAK, AKU AKAN MEN-TERRAFORM PLANET JUPITER SUPAYA LAYAK HUNI, KEMUDIAN AKAN MENABUR BENIH DALAMMU LAGI❤️❤️❤️, MELAHIRKAN MILYARAN ANAK LAGI, PINDAH KE PLANET YANG SUDAH DIBUAT LAYAK HUNI, DAN PROSES ITU TERUS DIULANG HINGGA KETURUNAN KITA MENGHUNI SELURUH PLANET DI GALAKSI BIMA SAKTI DAN KITA AKAN MENGUASAI GALAKSI ITU, KEMUDIAN MENYATAKAN PERANG DENGAN MAKHLUK DARI GALAKSI LAIN, MENGALAHKAN MEREKA💪💗, DAN MENGAMBIL ALIH GALAKSI MEREKA UNTUK MEMPERLUAS WILAYAH KITA SAMPAI KITA BERDUA MENGUASAI ALAM SEMESTA🧑‍❤️‍👩🧑‍❤️‍👩.SUDAH SAATNYA BAGI KETURUNANKU DAN KISAKI UNTUK MENEMPATI SELURUH BAGIAN ALAM SEMESTA🥰😍🥰😍💖💖💖❤️❤️❤️