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Oh great, another “The Blazing Sun” post on r/btd6.

    The Blazing Sun from Bloons

    By u/Low-Squash245, its a circle jerk response to low effort posts of The Blazing Sun on Bloonds TD6. The irony is that he’s responding to his own The Blazing Sun post.

    Oh great, another "The Blazing Sun" post on r/btd6.

Because God forbid we go a single day without someone posting their low-effort “look at this upgrade” screenshot like it’s some divine revelation. You people are attention-starved to the core. It’s not even about the game anymore—it’s just karma baiting disguised as content. “Upvote me because I clicked a button and took a screenshot.”

Like seriously, if you're that desperate for internet points, at least pretend to be original. But no, instead we get the same recycled post with some wannabe-deep caption like “he is inevitable” or “the sun smiles upon us.” Bro. It’s a tower. In a tower defense game. Get over yourself.

And before you say “just scroll past,” that’s exactly what I do—until it’s the entire front page. This is what always happens. One mildly interesting thing gets attention, and suddenly the subreddit devolves into a copy-paste trend vortex where creativity goes to die.

So congrats, Blazing Sun posters. You’re not sharing anything new. You’re just riding the dopamine train of shallow validation, pretending your karma-farming is “for the community.” You’re not clever. You’re not funny. You’re not unique. You’re just loud.

Now watch, I’ll get downvoted by the same people who post this crap daily. Peak irony.

    Samurott

      Samurott Pokemon

      Created by u/Frostyzwannacomehere, its a response that glazes on Samurott while making references to the Navy Seal pasta and also calling the other person’s favorite Pokemon a fraud. 

      No the goat was not, don’t you ever fucking disrespect Samurott again

Did you just try to insult Samurott, little bro? The Samurott? The guy who makes everyone tremble in fear at night because he'll surpass their beloved Gliscor when he gets shell smash ? The Hisuan Samurott? That one?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Pokeology, and I’ve been involved in numerous statistical organizations, and I have over 300 hours logged in developing specialized integrated systems that track synergical Pokemon in a deep-web system. Samurott is the greatest spikerin league history and it shows if you take a median derivation of his BC%(Big chip) and MPG(momentum per game)%, you'll notice he edges every single pokemon that stands in his way, a metric that your 'Gholdengo" struggles to touch. Samurott is the top spiker and Gholdengo can't touch how he throws up a layer of spikes, does a billion to tusk, flip turns on your pivots , and makes progress no matter what.

Gholdengo is nothing to me but just another homophobic magnet that they use to make money. Take away Good as gold, take away the Ghost and steel typing , and what do you get? A stupid ass gambler is all that's left. Advertising conglomerates have turned him into some sort of mythical figure whereas if you look at the integrated momentum deviation systems you'll notice that he can't have half the impact that Samurott has on a nightly basis, both on offense and defense (Rest samu walls gambit). Samurott would wipe him the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit about Samurott over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting Game Freak and Nintendo workers across the USA. You are able to receive a cease and desist from HO Sports and you're about to realize you should've enjoyed your house more because you also got a eviction notice coming sent to you by associates of Masuda himself. You don't understand what makes Samurott great. You might be jealous of his photographic glory or his all-around utility.

Gholdengo and landorus were never all-around pokemon because they only cared about themselves. Show me an example of Gholdengo and landorus praising a teammate, will you mate?Samurott and his teammates have an unmovable, unshakable, irresistable bond and this is the reason the chemistry between his teams is so amazing. His tantalizing body and endless spikes make him the prime specimen, a juicy beast of a mon who will eviscerate every tusk that stands in his way, powered by the unconditional love that he shows his teammates, all tying back to the his all-around, teammate first mentality.

People who hate on Samurott are just haters that they are fans of players that can't do anything but score. Samurott, however, elevates his teammates into star status. He turned HO and Balance into superstars and that's just one example. You probably forgot how he whipped kyurem and Zamazenta into superstar form as well, leading to both staying in OU. That's what makes Samurott special. He can get his own, he just chooses not to. Samurott can rest talk or swords dance on any given night and get the Win but how is that going to make Zama better? It won't. Samurott knows what he is doing. That's why he's the King.

He is the King. He is an all-around mon. And he does it all with his teammates in mind. And that's why he'll always be my favorite player.

Your favorite pokemon are homophobic spin blockers, and poison merchants. My favorite player is a freight train. Got a problem with that?

Don't ever try to talk shit about Samurott again.

Your favorite mon is a fraud, kiddo.

      Deltarune THE PROPHECY

        Deltarune CH4 Prophecy

        Various parts of the prophecy put together from Chapter 4 of Deltarune.

        The prophecy, which whispers among the shadows. The legend of this world, DELTARUNE. A world basked in purest light. Beneath it, grew eternal night. If fountains freed, the Roaring cries. And titans shape from darkened eyes. The light and dark, both burning dire. A countdown to the earth’s expire. But lo, on hopes and dreams they send. Three heroes at the world’s end. The third hero. The prince, alone in deepest dark The first hero, the cage, with human soul and parts! And last, was the girl. At last, was the girl. The second hero. The girl, with hope crossed on her heart. They’ll hear the ring of heaven’s call. They’ll see the tail of hell take crawl. The knight which makes with blackened knife. Shall duel with heroes strife by strife. The queen’s chariot cannot be stopped. The lord of screens cleaved by blade. The flower man, trapped in asylum. Jockington grows the beard. The pointy-headed will say “toothpaste,” and then “boy.” A conundrum’s first four tones. A conundrum’s last four tones. The last prophecy. The story’s end. And then. When all hope is lost for the tale The final tragedy unveils. To save the worlds, there is only one way. Shattered prophecy Only then, will the worlds be saved. Axe carved by the tortoise’s grand hammer. Coldwater fell from the top of the sky. Roots Gallery Love finds its way to the girl. The girl A conundrum’s multitude tones. The angel, banished, will finally meet with its desire. For to save the worlds, we last of all say.
        THE PROPHECY, WHICH WHISPERS AMONG THE SHADOWS.

THE LEGEND OF THIS WORLD.

A WORLD BASKED IN PUREST LIGHT. BENEATH IT, GREW ETERNAL NIGHT.

IF FOUNTAINS FREED, THE ROARING CRIES. AND TITANS SHAPE FROM DARKENED EYES.

THE LIGHT AND DARK, BOTH BURNING DIRE. A COUNTDOWN TO THE EARTH'S EXPIRE.

BUT LO, ON HOPES AND DREAMS THEY SEND. THREE HEROES AT THE WORLD'S END.

THE FIRST HERO. THE CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS!

THE SECOND HERO. THE GIRL, WITH HOPE CROSSED ON HER HEART.

THE THIRD HERO. THE PRINCE, ALONE IN DEEPEST DARK...

THEY'LL HEAR THE RING OF HEAVEN'S CALL.

THEY'LL SEE THE TAIL OF HELL TAKE CRAWL.

THE POINTY-HEADED WILL SAY "TOOTHPASTE," AND THEN "BOY."

THE QUEEN'S CHARIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED.

THE LORD OF SCREENS CLEAVED RED BY BLADE.

THE KNIGHT WHICH MAKES WITH BLACKENED KNIFE.

SHALL DUEL WITH HEROES STRIFE BY STRIFE.

AXE CARVED BY THE TORTOISE'S GRAND HAMMER.

COLDWATER FELL FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY.

THE FLOWER MAN, TRAPPED IN ASYLUM.

JOCKINGTON GROWS THE BEARD.

AND LAST, WAS THE GIRL. AT LAST, WAS THE GIRL.

LOVE FINDS ITS WAY TO THE GIRL.

AND THEN. WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST FOR THE TALE.

THE FINAL TRAGEDY UNVEILS.

THE LAST PROPHECY. THE STORY'S END.

TO SAVE THE WORLDS, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY.

FOR TO SAVE THE WORLDS, WE LAST OF ALL SAY,

[Unknown]

ONLY THEN, WILL THE WORLDS BE SAVED.

THE ANGEL, BANISHED, WILL FINALLY MEET WITH ITS DESIRE.

        Nintendo’s CEO personally sued the boy for 2.5 million dollars for copyright infringement.

          Its a joke on Nintendo since they have a reputation on shutting down anything infringing on their IP. The story started from FB as a meme but is partially true on a kid that created a Switch with carboard.

          a young boy from Thailand dreamed about having a Nintendo switch. Due to not having good financial conditions, he fabricated his own using cardboard and markers. His father, moved, filmed him and posted the video on social media. After going viral, it got to the eyes of Nintendo's CEO, who went to Thailand personally and sued the boy for 2.5 million dollars for copyright infringement.

          Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon was never compatible for breeding with humans at all

            Vaporeon was never compatible for breeding with humans

            Its a response towards the infamous Vaporeon copypasta by fact checking Vaporeon’s capabilities to manipulate water. 

            Vaporeon was NEVER compatible for breeding with humans at all! Firstly, they are not even in the Human-Like egg group, and most of them are male anyway. Since the 4chan post warped the facts about Vaporeon's biology, I will now clarify this matter. Hydration only works in the rain, and Water Absorb, which has a more dangerous ability that I'll elaborate more on soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you pull out. I know this because I cleaned sperm bank toilets long ago. Their eel-like skin makes it impossible to grope them too. Also, what the 4chan post failed to mention is that Vaporeon can control water telepathically, meaning it can create Kyogre-like tsunamis at will, and, thanks to moves like Scald, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, and Hyper Beam, Vaporeon has many more ways to unalive you. It can also learn Detect and Toxic too, so don't explore that "deep sea cave" for "treasure." Vaporeon can also force the very same water it can control to enter a person's orifice until they explode, as well as being able to enter any human orifice, just like the candiru fish, with it eventually reaching any vital organs in the human body and ensuring those organs rupture thanks to its water-based biology. This allows the Vaporeon to exit the newly created corpse easily. Now here is the ghastly truth about Water Absorb: since humans are 65% water, if a Vaporeon was inside a human body, it could absorb the water until the human was nothing more than a withered corpse. Oh, and here's a fun fact: if a Vaporeon rematerialized while it was inside your urethra, your wiener would instantly explode. As for the moves that Vaporeon can use to make itself horny, the thing is that the rest of Vaporeon's kin can learn those moves too, with Leafeon, Glaceon, and Umbreon (who has more results on Rule 34 and e621 than Vaporeon) having higher defense stats that would blow Vaporeon out of the water any day of the week. Acid Armor won't even change that.

            Old version

            Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon was never compatible for breeding with humans at all. Far from it. For starters, most of them are male, 87.5% male to be exact, and they're not even in the Human-Like egg group anyway. Not only that, but the copypasta diluted the truth about Vaporeon's abilities, hence why I will now set the record straight. Hydration only works when it's raining and Water Absorb, which has a darker nature that I will get to talk about soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you "pull out." I know this because I cleaned sperm bank toilets a long time ago. Also, what wasn't mentioned is that Vaporeon can control water easily, meaning that Vaporeon can perfectly utilize the water it can control to enter a person's orifices until they explode. Vaporeon’s biology allows it to defeat its opponent by entering any human orifice effortlessly, like the candiru fish, with it eventually making its way to the human's lungs until the human succumbed to dry drowning or have those very same lungs rupture, letting the Vaporeon exit the newly created cadaver easily. Now here is the disturbing truth about Water Absorb. Since human bodies are 65% water, a Vaporeon that's inside a human body could potentially absorb the water in said body until the poor human was nothing more than a shriveled corpse. Also, if a Vaporeon rematerialized while it was inside your urethra, your penis would be sent to the Distortion World instantly. Its ability to control water also includes creating Kyogre-like tsunamis that can level cities easily, and with moves like Scald, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Hyper Beam, and Body Slam, Vaporeon has so many ways to end you that it should be reclassified to the "Assassin Pokémon." It can also learn Detect and Toxic too, so don't explore that "deep sea cave" for "treasure." As for the moves that it can use to make itself more "horny," the thing is that the rest of Vaporeon's kin can also learn those moves too, with Leafeon, Glaceon, and Umbreon having higher defense stats that would blow Vaporeon out of the water any day of the week. Acid Armor won't even change that. Also, the NSFW crowd loves Umbreon and Sylveon more than Vaporeon.

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              r_u_u_ on Twitch

              A vtuber (r_u_u_ on Twitch) crashes out when someone said nice game after her team did horribly and the clip became an instant meme.

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              Senna top? what the fuck-uh?
              noob-uh, fuck betch-uh noob-uh.
              Nice GAM-uh! Nice GAM-uh!