Skip to content

A bootyhole is not the vagina

    Its a video by LoveAndLightTV AKA the guy behind the “Yes King” audio meme. In the clip he gave some sage advice to not rush into anal sex, asking for consent and to foreplay first. 

    Yo. So recently, I did a little video that got quite a few views when I was celebrating bottoms. And I support everything that I said. I love me some bottoms, but I want to talk to the tops real quick. And I want all of us to remember that a bootyhole is not a vagina. And we have to be a little bit more sensitive and cognitive of what we're actually diving into. And it's so easy to become excited and to just want to rush in, but you can't do that with every bootyhole. Some bootyholes you got to eat, some bootyholes you got to finger, some bootyholes you got to prepare. You just cannot rush in. Especially if you got a big dick. Like, you got to be sensitive to the bottom. Like, you got to learn to take your time. And I understand. Especially if they got a fat ass and you've been wanting that ass for a minute and they made you wait. I get it. But at the end of the day, we got to be just a little bit more sensitive. And remember that a bootyhole is not a vagina. You just cannot rush up in that thing. You got to take your time and always get consent. Like, just before you have sex, like, yo, is this okay? Then once you get in and you're stroking, before you start beating it up, you got to ask again. Yo, is this okay? Before you start doing tricks and stunts and flips. Yo, is this okay? You cannot just ask consent at the beginning and then just tear that person up. No, you got to ask consent all the way through. It makes your bottom feel safe. It puts you in a position to where you're able to do your thing better, and it makes the sexual experience just that more enjoyable. So get consent. Remember that the bussy is not a pussy, all right? And make sure that we give our bottoms the best experience ever. Keep them coming back.
    Yo so recently i did a little video that got quite a few views when i was celebrating bottoms and i support everything that i said, i love me some bottoms. But i wanna talk to the tops real quick, and i want all of us to remember that a bootyhole is not a vagina and we have to be a little bit more sensitive and cognitive of what were actually diving in to. And its so easy to become excited and just wanna rush in but, you cant do that with every bootyhole. Some bootyholes you gotta eat, some bootyholes you gotta finger, some bootyholes you gotta prepare, you just cannot rush in especially if you got a big dick. Like you gotta be sensitive to the bottom. Like you gotta learn to take your time and i understand especially if they got a fat ass and you been wanting that ass for a minute and they made you wait, i get it. But at the end of the day we gotta be just a little bit more sensitive and remember that a bootyhole is not a vagina, you just cannot rush up in that thing, you gotta take your time. And always get consent. Like just before you have sex like yo is this okay then once you get in and youre stroking before you start beating it up you gotta ask again, yo is this okay. Before you start doing tricks and stunts and fli- yo, is this okay. You cannot just ask consent at the beginning and then just tear that person up. No, you gotta ask consent all the way through. It makes your bottom feel safe, it puts you in a position to where you're able to do your thing better, and it makes the sexual experience that more enjoyable. So get consent, remember that the bussy is not a pussy, alright? And make sure that we give our bottoms the best experience ever, keep them coming back.

    Never make an advertisement again.

      Never make an advertisement again.

You know, I’ve always wondered about people who work in advertising. I know I’ll never be able to ask anyone who works in that field about why they do what they do. Even if I did, it wouldn’t really matter I suppose. I would just forget what they say.

Making advertisements like this isn’t really something that you do expecting to be remembered. It’s a waste really. Professional charlatan. Not even a noteworthy charlatan. Just a professional.

How does it feel to waste your life away wondering how to get people to buy something they don’t really need or want?

How does it feel to work on that deception knowing fully that you’ll never connect to a person through your work in a way more meaningful than one friend telling the other “This game I was playing is really good!”?

It feels like wasted talent; or at least wasted potential. Then again, nobody goes into advertising (especially this sort of advertising) if they have talent or at least potential. They go into it sad and decrepit, they leave it the same way, and then they fucking die after having such a minimal impact on this world that nothing will really happen when the miserable event that is their mind stops happening.

It’s depressing really, that such a person would exist who is willing to drag themselves so low as to do take a job making, designing, or planning an advertisement.

How does it feel knowing that you have no talent, no potential, no impact on the world, and no act or opinion worth remembering?

Actually, don’t answer that. I’d probably just forget. After all, you don’t go into advertising to be remembered.

      My disc filled up yesterday and I went to check what happened, and…

        Comment
        byu/Dragonplaz from discussion
        infeedthebeast
        My disc filled up yesterday and I went to check what happened, and…

I apparently had over 500 gb of gregtech files. About 300 gb in the unemptied trash, and 200 more scattered throughout my hard drive

There were over 8 million files in total, and it took me quite some time to delete them all. I left the trash emptying over night, only to find it still running in the morning

No exaggerations or shitpost, this is just literally what happened to me earlier this week 😭

        I hate furia

          source
          every furia game is like watching my old blind dog being put down via lethal injection. every play by furia's players are like my ancient dog hobbling around the house lost because his eyesight has long left him. each lost round is another flight of stairs that has defeated my old companion. i go to the vet, knowing it is long past the dog's time. at the vet, i suddenly hear a bark! a round won by furia against their best efforts! surely, the old dog shows signs of life yet! "no", says g2 valyn, "it's time to let him go" as he puts down furia like my decrepit dog. unfortunately, i should have chosen another vet, as he continues to desecrate and disrespect the departed by relentlessly beating its corpse long after it has perished.

          How to deal with unsportsmanlike player at chess club?

            You average chess enjoyer
            Archive of original

            Its from a deleted post on r/chess asking for advice on dealing with a a chess club member who is unsportsmanlike and weird to others. The post instantly became a meme and was circlejerk within the chess community.

            Theres a very unsportsmanlike player at our club who constantly taunts and belittles everyone else. Whenver you make a mistake he yells out "blunder!" or "inaccuracy!" ... "better move was..." and then says the engine move or what he thinks the engine move is. He also says what he thinks the engine +- is. He plays the kings gambit as much as he can and knows like 30 moves deep into every variation. If you respond something other than e5 to 1.e4 he just laughs and calls you a patzer.

He's also OBSESSED with Hikaru Nakamura. He talks about him all the time and shows everyone a picture of him with Hikaru (Its really blurry so its hard to tell if its even him). He's constantly talking about him as if he's a close friend even though he only (maybe?) met him one time. Its bordering on creepy and makes everyone uncomfortable. He calls him "Hikaru-San" which I think is part of his obsession with Japanese culture. He also brings japanese noodles/Ramen to the club every day and will spend like 5-10 minute eating them during his turn just to taunt you. Meanwhile he will be mumbling words in japanese.

We tried approaching about his conduct but he just did some weird anime villain laugh, yelled something in Japanese, then ran off to challenge another person to a blitz match. We obviously don't want to tell him not to come but it feels like his presence is deterring new people from joining and its also exhuasting.

            How to deal with a sportsmanlike player at my club.

            How to deal with a sportsmanlike player at my club.
            byu/johnnyfuckinghobo inAnarchyChess
            There is this very sportsmanlike player at my club who always praises and encourages everyone. Whenever someone makes a decent move he always yells out "brilliancy!!" Or "that was way better than my idea...." And then says you must have spotted the top engine move. He also tells everyone how they must have the biggest pipi in the room, plus or minus. He only plays the bongcloud and if you respond with anything other than e4 to 1.e5 he says you're very creative and asks if you'll teach him the line.

He's also OBSESSED with Eric Rosen and shows everyone a picture of him with Eric (it's really blurry but it just makes him really happy to share it). He's constantly talking about him, but everyone is cool about it because he backs off if you ask him politely. The only time it gets a little creepy is when he refers to him as "Daddy Rosen". But everyone looks past that because he always shows up with donuts and snacks to share. He distributes them during his opponent's time even though he could be calculating at the board.

We tried approaching him about his conduct and had a real down to earth conversation about the "Daddy Rosen" thing and he quoted Marcus Aurelius and said that he'll exercise more self control. We really love it when this guy comes to the club but we're all too shy to say anything. We're just worried that the club is going to get too popular if he keeps bringing free donuts for everyone.