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This, recruits, is a 20 kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight!

    Its a quote from a Gunnery Chief in Mass Effect 2 explaining the main gun ammunition of an Everest-class dreadnought. 

    This, recruits, is a 20 kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to one-point- three percent of lightspeed. It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law?

Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

No credit for partial answers maggot!

Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day! Somewhere and sometime! That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait 'till the computer gives you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not 'eyeball it'. This is a weapon of Mass Destruction! You are NOT a cowboy, shooting from the hip!

Sir, yes sir!

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of the Eruptor.

      Written by u/ChrisTheHurricane, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Eruptor from Helldivers 2

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of the Eruptor. I try to play Purifier. My Eruptor deals more damage. I try to play Crossbow. My Eruptor deals more damage. I try to play Deadeye. My Eruptor deals more damage. I want to play Machinegun. Its best loadout has Eruptor. I want to play Stalwart, HMG - they both want Eruptor. It grabs me by the throat. I grind WEXP for it. I spend requisition for it. I give it Angled Foregrip. It isn't satisfied. I buy Iron Sight. "I don't need this much ergo" It tells me. "Give me more field time." It grabs Gas grenade and forces it to throw itself at enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Peak Physique." I can't buy Peak Physique, I don't have enough Super Credits. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my squadmates. It says "Squadmates, get them." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, indiscriminate devastation. What a cruel world.

      Kokomi copypasta

        Kokomi Vaporeon copypasta

        Its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Kokomi from Genshin Impact. The pasta started from an anonymous user on FB around 2021 while an alternate version was written by a Redditor.

        Hey guys, did you know that in terms of sex, Kokomi is probably the most flexible unit you could go for? Not only is she Hydro, which would allow her to do all sorts of things with her saliva and your semen, but she's also a healer, which makes all sort of hardcore BDSM possible, because she can always heal herself. You can be as rough with her as you'd like, and she can quickly recover both herself and you from fatigue so you can keep going for as long as possible. Not only that, but she's short and petite, so you can pick her up and do whatever you want with her. Kokomi is literally built for human dick. Also, for fun, you can have sex with her on top of water. Ungodly defense stat+high HP Pool+healing means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more

        Alt version

        Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female waifu breeding, Sangonomiya Kokomi is the most compatible waifu for humans? Not only are they in the Hydro group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Kokomi are an average of 5'3" tall and 110.2 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Bake-Kurage, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Kokomi would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Kurage's Oath, Nereid's Ascension, Tamanooya's Casket, Song of Pearls, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Flawless Strategy and Princess of Watatsumi, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other waifu comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Kokomi turn white. Kokomi is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Bake-Kurage means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

        CRJ-200

          CRJ-200 rant copypasta

          Written by u/Devoplus19, its popularly known as the CRJ-200 rant on Reddit. The original post has been deleted but the pasta often get reposted in aviation related subs.

          Why do I have to trick the bleeds into switching properly? One button half a second too soon? Everything is fucked. Deadheading in a window seat? Too bad there's a fucking wall where your feet go. Need anti-ice in a descent? That fucking sucks, the thing only has enough power to get the anti-ice to come on at goddamn 75% thrust. Descending with power in and spoilers out. Fucking brilliant. Put blowers in the thing so maybe everyone won't die when you shut the packs off to start an engine in PHX in July? Naw, fuck that. Don't worry though, once the engine starts are complete, the cabin will cool down. Around the time you get to FL330, which will take around 2 hours because you had to level off at 230,250,270,290 and 310 to take a running start at the next altitude. And that's if you were one of the lucky bastards that actually had a working APU, even though that pile of shit didn't do half of anything anyway. You'd see people with their fucking lips on the gaspers trying to suck out whatever "fresh" air they could because the APU puts out air like an asthmatic breathing through a straw. Also, thanks, bumble-fucks at bombardier for not giving the thing slats. I just love 170kt GS approaches into Denver in the summer. Good fucking thing there's 12000' of runway, because once I flare from this stupid lawn dart 5 degree down approach angle, there's a pretty good chance I'm floating forever. Sure hope there isn't too much of a crosswind. Nothing says stability like main wheels that are 6 feet apart from each other. Taking off is a grand old time too. Flaps 8? Have fun with your 147kt vr speed in a plane you have to start flying at 50kts or the wind will pick up a wing and you'll wing strike the downwind wing that's only 3 feet off the ground anyway.

God I hate that thing.

          Not sure why the sudden need for sexual/vulgar language from Nayeon

            A fan made a post criticizing TWICE Nayeon on her sexual lyrics in her new solo ‘MEEEEEE’. The post was later taken down.

            This’ll be a hot take in this sub..

Not sure why the sudden need for sexual/vulgar language from Nayeon (and probably other members) in this new song. She is approaching 30 and, yes, “she’s a grown woman who can say/do whatever yadayadayada.” However, imo, there is absolutely no need for this type of thing at this point in her/their careers. They’ve made it far enough and have more room to go without having to blatantly sexualize their music, and the subtle undertones in Espresso made it a great song WITHOUT having to be outright vulgar like Nayeon’s new lyrics.

Western influence has, once again, won. I’m just hoping they don’t go down the path that BP has gone. They’re very close to losing me as a fan. 
            Not sure why the sudden need for sexual/vulgar language from Nayeon 😬 (and probably other members) in this new song. She is approaching 30 🎂 and, yes, “she’s a grown woman who can say/do whatever yadayadayada” 🙄✨ However, imo, there is absolutely no need for this type of thing at this point in her/their careers 🚫🎤

They’ve made it far enough 🌟 and have more room to go 🚀 without having to blatantly sexualize their music 😩🍑 The subtle undertones in Espresso made it a great song WITHOUT having to be outright vulgar like Nayeon’s new lyrics 💃🚫

Western influence has, once again, won 🇺🇸😔 I’m just hoping they don’t go down the path that BP has gone 🖤💔 They’re very close to losing me as a fan 😞🫠 
            This’ll be a hot 🥵♨️🌶️take🗣️ in this sub… 🔥✨👀

Not sure why the sudden💨⏩ need 😫for sexual/vulgar😛 language from Nayeon 😬😰🫨 (and probably other members)😱 in this new🆕 song🎶. She is approaching 30 🎂👵 and, yes, “she’s a grown woman 💁‍♀️ who can say/do whatever yadayadayada” 🙄🗣️😬✨ However, imo, there is absolutely‼️💯😠 no 👎🙅need for this type of thing at this point 🥱😤in her/their careers 🚫🎤

They’ve made it far enough 🌟🏆 and have more room🛋️ to go 🚀 without having to blatantly sexualize💦🍆 their music 😩🍑 The subtle undertones🤨🤫 in Espresso ☕made it a great 💯☑️👌 song WITHOUT having to be outright vulgar ☝️🍆🍑like Nayeon’s new lyrics 💃🚫😤💯😎

Western 🤠influence✨ has, once again, won 🇺🇸😔 I’m just hoping 🙏🛐🤲they don’t⛔👎🙅‍♂️ go down ⬇️🙃📉the path🚶‍♀️ that BP has gone 🖤🩷💔 They’re very ‼️💯close🤏🤏 to losing me😎🙎‍♀️ as a fan 😞🫠😤

            This was a good, honest .500 basketball team

              AKA “.500 copypasta” its a classic basketball pasta that was started by a Grizzlies fan(?) on a Reddit post. Its often used whenever a team is under performing hence the joke of it being an alright honest team that doesn’t win nor lose to many.

              Memphis Grizzlies (basketball)

              This was a good, honest .500 basketball team. We played .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio basketball. We lost a couple, guess what? We won a couple, too. But we never got too excited or let it go to our head. No long winning streaks here, no sir. That's hubris, which this blue collar, hard working everyman team didn't have. A few wins in a row, these guys, true to form, balanced it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that was my 2021 Grizzlies. A good, honest .500 basketball team.

              White Sox (baseball)

              This is a good, honest .500 baseball team. They play .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio baseball. They lost a couple, guess what? They won a couple, too. But they never got too excited or let it go to their head. No long winning streaks there, no sir. That's hubris, which that blue collar, hard working everyman team didn't have. A few wins in a row, those guys, true to form, balanced it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that was my 20th and 21st Century Chicago White Sox. A good, honest .500 baseball team.