Forget your little "team play" arguments. Forget the "inconsistent" takes. When TenZ is on, no one breathes on his level. His aim? Robotic. His movement? Sculpted by the FPS gods
Its an old classic copypasta that first appeared in the VG Resource forum back in 2010. The full version actually had a YT link playing a sad violin song before you read the rest of the pasta.
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there’s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That’s what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there’s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That’s what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love. 
The ICL TS PMO Copypasta is wall of text filled with slang overload and Gen Z brainrot. It started from Tiktok by the W crowd (Kai Cenat etc) but has since spread and evolve into this bastardized incorrigible wall of abbreviations we have today.
Some of the terms and meanings are “ICL” (“I can’t lie”), “TS” (“this shit”), “PMO” (“piss me off”), “SYBAU” (“Shut yo bitch ass up”), “lk” (“low key”), “oms” (“on my soul”), “brh” (“bruh”).
icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmo I can’t lie this shit pissing me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? Shake my head laughing out loud at this point just go 💔... be for real bro, I don’t even know no more, be right back gang gotta go at the moment laugh my ass off, but this shit piss me off too just let me know laugh out loud on bro for real, actually never mind be what I swear to god this shit bro kill yourself🙏💔 this shit piss me off lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go icl u pmon ts pmo sm ngir u fr rn b fr idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz. lol oh my soul i can’t lie this piss me off so much and somebody right now not gonna lie, are you seriously n for real right now bro? Lol at this point just go, I can’t lie. Come on this piss me off so much are you for real, right because for real I don’t even know anymore man. I just hate this. Why are you so…be so for real with me right now, cuz! icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 ts y r u sob so fr w me rn cz lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js qt icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rn be fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp is go icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 tsy rusob so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, ru srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js goi can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now bro for real I hate this shit why are you why are you so be so for real with me right now cause laugh out loud on my soul i cant lie this shit piss me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? laugh out loud at this point just quit i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now be for real i hate being different i don't even know anymore man just i hate this shit why are you so bad so for real with me right now cause... laugh out loud on my soul i can't lie this shit piss me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? lol at this point just go i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now because for real I hate bein different i don't even know anymore man just I hate this shit why are so bad abc def ghi jk lmnop 😭🙏💔💔icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 ts y r u sob so fr w me rn cz lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro?🙏💔 lol atp js qt icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rn be fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp is go icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 tsy rusob so fr w me rn cz… 💔lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, ru srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js golol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go icl u pmon ts pmo sm ngir u fr rn b fr idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz.icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro?Smh lol atp js go... 🙏💔b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys ts pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl,🙏💔 r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys ts pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, rts u srsly srs n fr rn vro?🥀 Smh lol atp js go... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go... b fr vro,💔🙏 idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keysts pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao,💔🙏bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys ts pmoicl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl,🥀 ru srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pmo 2 js Imk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys ts 🥀 "i aint reading allat" u nt skspr gng js say i nt rdng alt 💔🥀"i aint reading allat" your not Shakespeare gang just say i not reading allat 💔🥀
Its Zy0x letter to Alercchino when she was drip marketed but changed to Archer from Honkai Star Rail.
Dearest Archer, I am writing you this letter to introduce myself. My name is bone-of-my-sword23, but you can call me Bone. I would love to get to know you better. I am good friends with both Rin and Saber (Sakura doesn't talk much) and have heard wonderful things about you. If you would ever happen to have even an ounce of free time, it would be my pleasure -- nay, my honour to accompany you during that period. I have been known as a hero, of sorts (or a hero of justice, if that sounds better to you) and have been known for my benevolent acts of kindness, generosity, and grace. If possible, being blessed by your presence over the course of the weekend or whenever you happen to be available, would allow us to connect and better learn about each other. We could go to the Fuyuki beaches (I speak Japanese), and swim with the mana dolphins. I have always loved swords, both the blades and the handles, and you are the bone of my sword (the steel of my body (believe when i say the fire of my blood)). I will give you all of my Seele's relics if you so desire. I would be honoured and am eagerly awaiting your response. See you soon!
Its the Fubuki glasses copypasta but changed to rice.
Don't you think rice is a versatile ingredient? First, you can serve rice as a staple and pair it alongside any kind of stir-fry, or add a raw egg and sprinkle some furikake and soy sauce over the top, or fry an egg and add some chicken and while you're munching away you can say, "Haha, oyakodon!" That's just way too delicious! Also, rice with any kind of broth! I really like it when you boil it down into a porridge and top it with some peanuts or a soft-boiled egg, or you can just add some water to your rice pot after making rice and boil it to bring out the golden crisps from the bottom! You can even add rice to soup to make it more filling! I think it's really cool how you can serve it either hot or cold, it's just such a versatile food. I mean sometimes you just have to have something while you're on the go, so any kind of rice ball is perfect for that role! Or maybe you want to stuff it in some tofu skin or just munch in a nori roll! Or maybe you need to be fancy and celebrate an occasion, so you serve it alongside fish as sushi! Or maybe you want to make some sweets so you make rice flour and use that to make dango or mochi! I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and toppings of rice based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! And you can even use old rice to make a whole 'nother meal out of leftovers by frying them all together in a wok! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of foods at a buffet. We really need rice to become a staple on Rhodes Island and start growing it in our ALL of hydroponic gardens. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Rice?oh poor baby🥺🥺do you need the robot to make you pictures?🥺🥺yeah?🥺🥺do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too?🥺🥺yeah???🥺🥺you can’t do it??🥺🥺you’re a moron??🥺🥺do you need chatgpt to fuck your wife?????🥺🥺🥺