Its the Eggman announcement speech but changed to Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra.
I’ve come to make an announcement: Avatar Aang is a bitch ass motherfucker, he took out my fucking ships! That’s right, he took out his fucking glider staff, and he blew up my ships! So I’m making a callout in the motherfucking oasis: Aang you’ve got a weak element, it’s like the strength of this breeze except way weaker! And here’s what my element looks like: FWOOSH! That’s right, baby! All heat! No source! No gusts! Look at that it’s like two sparks and a flame! Aang took out my ships so guess what I’m gonna do?! I’m taking out the water tribe! That’s right this is what you get: MY SUPER FIREBENDING!
Except I’m not bending at the water tribe, I’m going even higher. I’m bending AT THE MOOOON! How do you like that, ARNOOK?! I’M BENDING AT THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!
You have approximately 24 seconds until you BEN-DING goes away, now get the fuck out of my sight before I firebend on you too! 
I've come to make an announcement:
The Avatar is a b**ch-a$s motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king dad. That's right, he took his Avatar glowy d**k out and he pissed on my f**king dad, and he said his d**k was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Avatar, you've got a small d**k. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
*Equalist airship floats into view above the skyline*
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my dad, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k Republic City. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! *airship fires a big lightning/laserbeam* Except I'm not gonna piss on Republic City, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROP-O-LETS hit the f**king Earth Kingdom, now get outta my f**king sight, before I piss on you too!"