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Packgod vs Satanic Egirl

    Packgod vs Satanic girl

    Script for Packgod’s vs Satanic egirl video.

    OH MY GOD BITCH YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN DOMAIN EXPANSION THE DEVIL'S DOOTYHOLE LOOKING ASS THE FUCK BACK BITCH TELL ME WHY I CAUGHT YOU IN THE TIKTOK RIZZ PARTY throwing it back on TURKISH QUANDALE DLNGLE FOR 15 ROBUX WITH YOUR "OhoHOhoHOhoH" like bitch I'm about to circumcise you out of this fucking school like you're some foreskin if you got that beat with your God damn moreidly obese Harley Quinn body built like a bowling pin double cheeseburger butt chin bitch you went up to a naked rat right in the alley I'd start to singing “twin~ where have you been~” shut your ugly ass up bitch!!! yo nose look like a rhino saggy ballsack yo chin look like an inverted crustable I'm going to release my demons bitch you should be releasing this some calories on the treadmill shut your broke ass up bitch you took a dirty year mortgage on those headphones you're using right now the fuck are you saying like what are you doing with that water bottle with your goddamn the to pair to feel my wrath shut the fuck up you're about to make me laugh a fish tank from Petco where you take a bath you dirty butt crack hunchback Satan supporter everything psychopath oh wait hold up it's the soul of my dead Turtle Rufus get her on ass hey beth bethwhy didn’t you resurrect me why didn’t you save my life fuck you mean this shit is justice for rufus you brainless you Clueless devil dick riding doofus you wear zip lock bags on your feet to school cuz you're a shoeless like I'm like who who's this trying to test Kyle urgntrouse like you ain't know I fucking do this hold on I'm going to zoom called bombing got you hot like some buldak Ramen body built like a destiny 2 hobgobling bitch you made a tier list video of all yo mental problems looking ass outta my 

    PirateSoftware – Some of the best moments that I’ve had inside dungeons

      From a clip of PirateSoftware before abandoning his team in a dungeon causing the deaths of 2 Lvl. 60s in hardcore WoW.

      Some of the best moments that I’ve had inside dungeons are because of “Oh shit ! We’re all going to die if we don’t execute this perfectly, and we toughen up at that moment. We kicked some ass , and we got to live.” I’ve made it all the way to now without dying because of that—because we didn’t give up 
      In the deep of Dire Maul奏出伤的歌 Every man for himself 提悲伤的歌 Mage cannot save you 提悲伤的歌 Blink Blink 提悲伤的歌 To the door of light 提悲伤的歌歌 
      In the deep of Dire Maul👹奏出伤的歌 Every man for himself 🏃‍♂️提悲伤的歌 Mage cannot save you 🧙‍♂️提悲伤的歌 Blink Blink ✨ 提悲伤的歌 To the door of light 🚪提悲伤的歌 
      Dire Maul 猛犸象 Mana Gem 玛娜宝石 Rank 1 Blizzard 1 级暴风雪 Rank 1 Frost Nova 等级 1 冰霜新星 Polymorph 多形态 The Dire Maul Disaster of 2025 2025 年迪尔莫尔灾难 Cockroach 蟑螂 
      毛茸茸的放蕩派對 The Great Blink Forward 裙帶關係 
      In the deep of Dire Maul奏出伤的歌 Every man for himself 提悲伤的歌 Mage cannot save you 提悲伤的歌 Blink Blink 提悲伤的歌 To the door of light 提悲伤的歌 One day as lion or one thousand as rat 作为狮子日或作为老鼠千日 

      Hormona Lisa

        Hey y’all!!! My name is Hormona Lisa. That is like the Mona Lisa, but a whore. I am from Tennessee, and in the south there is a lot of confusion and hatred around drag, and that is just coming from the queens trying to do drag. I mean look at this group they’re obviously all confused and I hate that for them. The hardest part about doing drag in the south is maintaining your tuck while having swamp ass. Am I right TS?! But seriously, it’s a scary time to be a drag queen; politicians want to legislate us out of existence, religious groups want to pray the gay away, and RuPaul wants our combined life force so she can live one more century. My favorite part about doing drag is the sense of community, the rich history and the ability to spread joy and beauty across the land any chance I get. Joy and Beauty are what I call my legs, and I’d be happy to spread ‘em. Well my tuck just popped so that’s my time. 
        Hey ‼️ Y’all!!! 💃💃💃 My 😀 name 📛 is Hormona Lisa. That 👌😤 is like ☘️ the Mona Lisa, but 🤔 a whore. 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏽‍♀️☎️ I 👈 am 💁🏼👸 from 🧚‍♀️ Tennessee, and in 👏 the south ⬇ there 😌 is a lot 👑 of confusion ❓🤔 and hatred around 🔁 drag, and that 👇 is just 😤😤 coming 🔜 from 💋 the queens trying 🧚🏼‍♀️🔥💖🌝 to do 🚶‍♂️ drag. I 🤠 mean 😏 look 👀 at this group 👩‍👩‍👧 they’re 👨 obviously 🙄 all 🤠 confused 😖 and I 👥 hate 😡 that 👏 for ♿🤙 them. 💸 The hardest part 🏻 about 👏 doing 😙 drag in ⏳ the south ⬇ is maintaining your 💃 tuck while 🐏 having 🈶 swamp 👑 ass. 🐴 Am 👹😈 I 🙋‍♂️😏 right 🥵 TS?! ✨ But 😜 seriously, 😒 it’s a scary 👻 time 🥺💖🧚🏻‍♀️🌟 to be 🐝🐝 a drag queen; 👸🏾 politicians want 🤲 to legislate us 👯‍♀️ out 🐜 of existence, 🙊🤣 religious 🙏 groups want 😍 to pray 🤲 the gay 🏳️‍🌈 away, 🔜💨 and RuPaul wants 😋 our 💩 combined life 👫👫 force ✊ so she 💁‍♀️ can 😎 live 🐙 one ☝🏻 more ➕ century. 👴 My 😊 favorite 😍 part 💔 about 🏫 doing 👗 drag is the sense 🤓💰 of community, 💰 the rich 💲 history 🚫 and the ability to spread 👐 joy 😂 and beauty 💇 across 😏 the land 🇦🇲 any 🕺 chance 😨 I 🙀 get. ❌❌🤷‍♂️ Joy 🥳 and Beauty 👄 are what 💭 I 🤞🤞 call 😉 my 😎 legs, 🍗🤗 and I’d 🙏 be 😫 happy ⛄ to spread 👐 ‘em. 👨‍👩‍👦 Well 😦🤒 my 👀 tuck just 🚫 popped 💥 so that’s 👏 my ⛵ time. ⏰ 

        Dream’s Crashout (Evil Plan)

          Dream's crashout

          From Dream’s crashout on stream after his fallout with Tommyinnit.

          ALL MY EVIL PLANS... ITS COME TOGETHER! ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAMSMP ARE UNDER NDA AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHONING EVERY DOLLAR THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS NUMBERS AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED! EXECUTED! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WORD! ANOTHER BAD WORD! THEY. WILL PERISH. I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM. AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU! BECAUSE OF YOUR GENDER AND YOUR SEX AND BECAUSE I'M HOMOPHOBIC. I HATE ALL OF YOU AND I ALWAYS HAVE. YOU GOT ME! BUT ITS TOO LATE, ITS GONE THROUGH. THE PLAN IS BEEN EXECUTED. AHA! I'LL SEE YOU GUYS SOON... IN HELL.
          ALL MY EVIL PLANS👿 ...ITS COME TOGETHER 👿! ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAMSMP ARE UNDER NDA AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS🗣️ ! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHENING EVERY DOLLAR THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM🙌 ! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM😡 ! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS NUMBERS AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED☠️ ! EXECUTED💀 ! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WoRD🤬 ! ANOTHER BAD WORD🚫 ! THEY🤦 . WILL PERISH🙅 . I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM😤 . AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU🗣️ ! ALL OF YOU 🗣️ ! FOR YOUR GENDER🚻 FOR YOUR SEX❤️‍🔥 AND BECAUSE IM HOMOPHOBIC ❌ I HATE ALL OF YOU 😡 AND I ALWAYS HAVE 🤬 
          ALL MY EVIL PLANS 🔥👹✍🏿…ITS COME TOGETHER 😈✊🏿! ALL OF THE MEMBERS 👨‍🦰OF THE DREAMSMP 🌈ARE UNDER NDA👽 AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS‼️🗣️🙌🏿 ! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHENING 🫰EVERY DOLLAR🤑 THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM🎁🙌 ! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM🫃🏼 ! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS👰🏿‍♂️ NUMBERS 🧮AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED☠️ ! EXECUTED💀 ! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WoRD🤬 ! ANOTHER BAD WORD🚫 ! THEY🤦 . WILL PERISH🙅 . I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM👺😤‼️ . AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU🗣️ ! ALL OF YOU 🤯 ! FOR YOUR GENDER👯‍♂️ FOR YOUR SEX🦶 AND BECAUSE IM HOMOPHOBIC 💯 I HATE ALL OF YOU💖 AND I ALWAYS HAVE 🤬 

          Markiplier’s FNAF but everytime he says his name it skips to the next video

            Hello everybody my name is Ma-
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AUHHHOHHHOH _[animatronic sound]_ ... _[clears throat]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- The first night is never usually that bad in any of the games so i'll play through _[jumpscare]_ AAAUUFAAUFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- ... _[jumpscare]_ AAAUUUFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[door creaks]_ _[jumpscare]_ AUUUHHFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _"There's no doubting what you've achieved on a technical level, these are clearly state of the art. There are just certain... design choices that were made for these robots that we don't fully understand. We were hoping that you could shed some light on those." "She can dance, she can sing, she's equipped with a built in helium-tank for inflating balloons right at her fingertips, she can take song requests, she can even dispense ice cream." "With all due respect, those aren't the design choices we were curious about Mr. Afton."_ ... Mr. Afton?- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[audio prompt playing]_ _[jumpscare]_ HAAAA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma-s _[inhale through nose]_ ... Hi. Hello everybody my name is Ma- Okay, _[waving]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[click]_ Hmm, _[click]_ ... eugh, Hi guys, my name is Ma- Alright let's do this, aah, Hello everybody my name is Ma- Ahh, that is creepy- Ohh no don't do that, ohh don't fo- aww that's horrible. Euuuhhhhh, eeeeeugh, euuuuugh.- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[light whirring]_ Oh shit, uh. _[light flash]_ Oh shit, okay god. _[thud]_ UAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Aaand you'll never find me, hehehehehehe _"This area is off limits."_ oh my GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GAAH- _[jumpscare]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- What're you doin here you're early, I haven't even done the intro yet. Go away.- _[puzzle beeping]_ _"Good news, it is almost- a- c- ock-"_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[microphone muted]_ _[music box playing]_ _[ambient drones]_ Hi, god, I was muted. I do that... EVERY TIME. I never forget to unmute when I'm streaming hi, hello, my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody, my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[dragging]_ _"Ehehaehaeehaehaehaehaehae..."_ _[5 footsteps]_ ... _[ambient noise]_ _[2 footsteps]_ _[sudden ambient noise]_ _[metal clanking]_ _[Burntrap yelling]_ _[metal clanking]_ _[7 footsteps]_ _[pod moving parts]_ _[pod opening]_ _"hhhhmhmhmhmhmhmhm..."_ _[9 foosteps]_ _[jumpscare]_ _[character falls]_ Hooh? Wha? Huh? Hwha? Huh, Hnh?- Hello everybody my name is Ma- OOOOUUH, _[door opening]_ what the f- wwhAAt, WAYAA- _[jumpscare]_ _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- WOugh.. _[banging]_ Fucking.. You better be gone.. _[jumpscare]_ AAAAGH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- I'm dead. _[door opening]_ Oh my god I'm not dead. _[whirring]_ a- _[jumpscare]_ AAAAHH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- ... Okay, I wonder if w- B- WHY??.. IS THAT POSSIBLE?? [17 footsteps] Ohh I- _[jumpscare] AAAAH- _[transition sound]_ Warning this game contains flashlights, very loud noises and lots of jumpscares. Lots? I'll be the judge of that!- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Ohh no.. B- hah- I dont wanna go in the t- AAAAA- _[jumpscare]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Why would I run for it, I'm running for it. Why would I do this? I don't know. ʲᵘˢᵗ don't open _[inhale]_ _[jumpscare]_ OOOOHHH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- You okay? ... Chica? You alright? _[jumpscare]_ hAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Okay whatever I think this is my chance, maybe? _[crumbling]_ Ohh, oh- _[jumpscare]_ AAGH- ... _[suddenly]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Oh? Oh god... I see movemen- oh HOH HEY HOUH OH MY GOD- _[impact sfx]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[impact sfx]_ Aww, aww, Ah. _[buzzing]_ _[impact sfx]_ _"Hehehehehehehehehhe"_ Awww... _[2 impact sfx]_ Aww man, you don't understand how happy I am to see you. You too.- Hello, my name is Ma- Oh my god don't do this to me... _"-go back to sleep! no one is here!"_ _[machine noises]_ ... No one's here... Oh my god no one's here. HEY- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[impact sfx]_ _[door closing]_ Oh there we go. Am I actually- oh my god I can teleport. Hoh, hohh.- Hello everybody my name is Ma- See it doe- eegh- hooh... It just doesn't seem like... I w- _[jumpscare]_ AAAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Oh my god oh my god. Oh my- _[jumpscare]_ OH MY GOD- Hello everybody my name is Ma- It's okay... it's okay, it's okay, it's okay there you go, there you go, there you g- b- _[jumpscare]_ AAAGH- So I do this with my left... _[2 zaps]_ Right. _[placing down noise]_ And then I.. _[woosh sound]_ _[ding sound]_ woahh! _[woosh sound]_ _[ding sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- There's some kinda laughing... _[electric buzzing]_ _[jumpscare]_ AAH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[drawer sound]_ _[4 key clicks]_ _[positive sound]_ It- _[revealing sound]_ Ohhh... _[woosh sound]_ Ohh.- 1983, 1983 was the answer.- Oh god I forgot I actually need to play this, and finish it I dunno. Good g- lllord.- Hello everybody, my name is Ma- I'm coming to getcha! _[door opening]_ Dont! AGH- _[jumpscare sound]_ _[character grunts]_ Well ain't that pretty. _[monitor powers on]_ I think it's really pretty, I gotta admit. Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hoh... _[jumpscare]_ hheAAGH- ... Hello everybody my name is Ma- Laa~ laa~ lala lala...- _[ambient groaning]_ _[inhaled sarcastic yelling]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma-" real

            What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard

              Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it script

              Its from from Billy Madison (1995) where the principal criticised Billy for his incoherent ramblings. The line is often used as a copypasta to roast people online.

              What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.