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In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone….

    AKA the Magic Xylophone is a scene from Simpsons S8E14 where a fan nitpicked an error in Itchy & Scratchy where Scratchy’s skeleton ribs produce different tones when struck consecutively.

    In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    Ryu from streets

      It was a fan video of Ryu from Street Fighter by ‘erarg’ on Tumblr which became a meme. In 2024, the voice actor for Ryu did a dub on the video making the meme a reality.

      Hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are: Jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the Simpsons. Aaand dirt. See you in Street Fighter V everyone.
      Hey there, everybody. It's Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are... jumping into the lake fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of The Simpsons, aaaand Dirt. See you in street fighter five, everybody.

      Ryan Lockwood – Streets Agent 1:12

        Its from the famous speedrun video where Ryan Lockwood achieved 1:12 in Streets Agent for N64 Goldeneye 007.

        An MR-RL time. Me and Marc Rutzou. Me and fucking Marc Rutzou. That's fucking right. I skipped 1:13. I am a fucking legend. I've never SEEN a 1:13 and I never fucking will. 1:12 baby Till the day I fucking die. YES!!! 'Bout time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game motherFUCKERS and I CLUTCHED the goddamn grenade launcher. That's FUCKING right. Yea it's this one. Right here IT's THIS ONE. My insane pace. Right here! THIS is the 1:12 Right here! YES!! It's fucking it. I'mma have to jus-I'mm have to find the actual whole vid off of it and I'mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the grenade launcher. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my pace is? Right in the FUCKING HEAD!!! YEEEAAAHH! Got a FUCKING 1:12 baby. That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS I AM FUCKING CCC-LUTCH! Look at this fucking line I take. I'm like, "YEAH baby. Let's fucking DO this. I wait I wait Right when he starts firing to try to back boost me. The double. Body armor. Two quick ones. I already know I'm gettin' there on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE Fifty Fourty-nine! mmph- FOURTY-SEVEN BABY! That's FUCKING right. That's FUCKING IT. Fucking PUMPED watching this one again I waited the cinema too 'cause I said "oh my god it might be 1:12. And it FUCKING IS!!! IT FUUCKING IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing you guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I FUCKING just got Streets 1:12! It's not fucking comin' off YES!!! I FUCKING DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I SKIPPED 1:13 I'M A LEGEND. I AM A FUCKING L E G E N D I'm a FUCKING legend (YES!) I am a fucking legend

        My name’s angry Luigi and I’m super fucking mad

          Lyrics for Angry Luigi mod for Friday Night Funkin.

          my name is angry luigi and i am super fucking mad i don’t know what to do, i’ll just sit alone and sad there is nothing in this world that can make me smile honestly it’s complicated why I’m so hostile think about my lonely past, depressing, scary and cold you can play games all you want, but I’ll no longer be controlled my name's Angry Luigi, and I want to see you burn so stay right there and let me kill you, it’s just what I’ve earned Oh you! 
          My name’s angry Luigi and I’m super fucking mad/I don’t know what to think, I’ll just sit alone and sad

There is nothing in this world that can make me smile/Honestly, it’s complicated why I’m so hostile

Think about my lonely past; depressing, scary, and cold/You can play games all you want, but I’ll no longer be controlled

My name’s angry Luigi, and I want to see you burn/So stay right there and let me kill you, it’s just what I’ve earned

Oh you

Oh you

Oh you

          LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT — “Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds”

            AKA the Windows Update copypasta came from a 2015 rant Youtube video by @ImDrowningInFootwear that depict the user having a mental breakdown over his PC updating.

            look at this shit. LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT! "rEsTaRtInG in 12 MiNutEs and 58 seCoNDs" this shit comes up on my computer EVERY. SINGLE. DAY., AUTOMATICALLY! "Your PC needs to restart to finish installing ImPoRtAnT UpDaTeS" EVERY SINGLE DAY. And every single day I click "later." You know why I click "later"?! BECAUSE THERE IS NO OPTION TO CLICK "NEVER" I'D LIKE TO CLICK "NEVER" I NEVER WANT TO INSTALL THIS BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, SUPERFLUOUS...-s- I HATE 'EM! I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES LOOK AT THIS SHIT. EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP! And you know what happens after you click "later" a few times? When a few days goes by and you keep clicking "later" and "later" 'cus you don't wanna fucking do it, you just want to put it off? This automatic bullshit that interrupts your work? IT MAKES YOU TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER AND YOU CLICK "LATER" EVERY DAY, EVENTUALLY IT TAKES AWAY THE OPTION TO EVEN CLICK "LATER" AND IT JUST SAYS: "THESE ARE YOUR ONLY OPTIONS", IT'S BASICALLY PUTTING A KNIFE TO YOUR HEAD AND SAYING YOU COULD EITHER- COULD EITHER FUCKIN'- CAN EITHER WAIT 11 MINUTES AND IT WILL TURN IT OFF FOR YOU OR YA KNOW, BITE THE BULLET AND SHUT IT OFF NOW. IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHOICE TO SAY "NO" IT JUST COMES UP, WHENEVER IT WANTS, AUTOMATICALLY SAYS "FUCK YOU, WE'RE TURNING OFF YOUR COMPUTER, NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN 10 MINUTES AND 47 SECONDS" LOOK AT THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING YOU COCKSUCKER; I'M DOING IMPORTANT SHIT; WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL UPDATES?! WHAT UPDATES?! SOME MORE FUCKING SPYWARE, SO THE NSA CAN KEEP WATCHING WHAT I'M DOING?! LOOKING AT MY FUCKING DICK PICS?! WATCHING ME JACK OFF?! SPYIN' ON ME????!!! OBAMA YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!! I'M A RACIST!!!! YOU MADE ME A RACIST!!!!!!!!!
            LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT — "Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds" THIS SHIT COMES UP ON MY COMPUTER, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, AUTOMATICALLY — "Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates", EVERY SINGLE DAY, AND EVERY SINGLE DAY I CLICK "LATER". YOU KNOW WHY I CLICK "LATER"? BECAUSE THERE'S NO OPTION TO CLICK "NEVER". I'D LIKE TO CLICK "NEVER". I NEVER WANT TO INSTALL THESE BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, SUPERFLUOUS—

I HATE THEM I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES LOOK AT THIS SHIT—EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP

And you know what happens after you click later a few times, when a few days goes by, and you keep clicking later and later cause you don't want to fucking do it—you just want to put it off, this automatic bullshit that interrupts your work and makes you TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER, and you click later every day—eventually—it takes away the option to even click "later" and it just says: "These are your only options!"— It's basically putting a knife to your head and saying: you can either—you can either fucking, you can either wait 11 minutes and we'll shut it off for you or you can just—you know—bite the bullet and shut it off now! It doesn't even give you a choice to say no, it just comes up, whenever it wants, automatically, and says "FUCK YOU!" before turning off your computer no matter what you're doing in 10 minutes and 47 seconds. LOOK AT THIS SHIT

I AM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING YOU COCKSUCKER, I'M DOING IMPORTANT SHIT

WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL UPDATES? WHAT UPDATES? SOME MORE FUCKING SPYWARE SO THE NSA CAN KEEP WATCHING WHAT I'M DOING, LOOKING AT MY DICK PICS AND WATCHING ME JACK OFF, SPYING ON ME? OBAMA? YOU FUCKING NIGGER I'M A RACIST YOU MADE ME A RACIST

            Did you say “Wacky”? Wacky!!? What the HELL kind of word is THAT!?

              Its a quote by Johnny C. the title character of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac created by Jhonen Vasquez.

              Excuse me? What was that? Did you say “Wacky”? Wacky!!? What the HELL kind of word is THAT!? WACKY!? I HATE THAT WORD!! Fewer words are as excruciating STUPID!! And used in description of me!!! FOOK! You said it too!! FUCK!! You said THAT WORD!!! Of all the ass lancing words!! Oh, you bleeding cracks!!! Without fail!! EVERY time I leave my house, it’s as if I’ve given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect !!! You flies with your unyielding little minds!!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to “comment” on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you!!! Like I’m the way I am BECAUSE I WANT THE INCESSANT GAWKING OF STRANGERS!! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU USED THE WORD “WACKY”!! I’LL SHOW YOU WACKY!! I’LL SHOW YOU WACKEEEEEE!!!