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I am a pig and I eat slop

    original tweet

    Its a Tweet from @RealPokemoki (a MTG pro) who gave an analogy of pigs eating slop for the card game.

    You have a favorite restaurant that you've dined at for many years now. You love it because they serve high quality food and are staffed by people who care about making the experience of eating at the restaurant good. One day, you notice a new item on the menu.

Slop.

“What's this for?” You ask the waiter.

“It's for the pigs. Pigs eat slop.”

Over time, a 2nd flavor of slop shows up on the menu. Then a 3rd. Then you notice some of the old menu items you used to love now come with a non-optional side of slop. All menu items are now designed with the pigs in mind, on the chance that one of them might try their hand at human food. The quality and preparation of the human food that's left on the menu also starts to degrade. When you ask the restaurant staff about it they inform you that they no longer have the resources to make sure the human food is prepared correctly; they're too busy making slop. You notice that some of the restaurant patrons that you've become good friends with have stopped showing up. You stop showing up. You are upset with the direction the restaurant is taking and post about it on social media. You get two types of replies.

    1. I am a pig and I eat slopThe restaurant is doing so well and has so many patrons. How can you be upset? Getting more customers into the restaurant has to be a good thing.
    The 2nd comment is particularly frustrating because it naively assumes that the entire restaurant clientele wants the same things. But you don't want 5 different flavors of slop. You want human food that is prepared by people who are passionate about food and who care about the experience of dining at the restaurant being a good one. It's something you used to be able to get here, but can't anymore. You don't care if there are more pigs eating at the restaurant now. You liked things just fine when there were no pigs and contrary to this sentiment, things have gotten worse for you as the restaurant has grown, not better.

    You’re a gambling woman, right, Wraith?

      Doorman says this to Wraith in the Deadlock.

      “You're a gambling woman, right, Wraith? I bet you don't have the will to stay here until I'm finished talking. You're probably scoffing at the idea right now. Why would I do that? There's nothing to gain, and yet you're curious. Maybe the risk is worth the reward. Maybe there is a carrot at the end of the stick. Even as your life is slowly ebbing from your body, you wonder if this is a trick. Some sort of meta-commentary that is challenging you, and if you stay the course, riches await. They don't. Well, maybe they do, and this is part of the trick. Maybe I'm desperate to stall time because I need you to back out before you gain immeasurable power. Are you still alive? I can keep talking. You're fun.”

      I found the perfect way to explain my gender.

        @bpdeer

        I hope my oomf sees this she had to deal with his weirdo ass too ：#discord #averagediscordmod #2021 #sydznet ：

        ♬ original sound – SYD🧟‍♂️ 
        I found the perfect way to explain my gender. So. I watched a play through of that new Your Boyfriend game and I finally realised what I want my gender to be perceived as. Creepy ass COMPLETELY unhinged weirdo stalker but also kinda cute looks innocent enough that u would let ur guard down around them and they would kidnap u. So. Maybe yanderegender? But yk I can’t call it that bc yandere is a uh… an ableist term.. which is rlly embarrassing for me considering my tt username is yanderemishima and idk what to change it to but anyways that’s my gender. Creepy weird sadistic pervert but also just a cute lil guy :3. Yk. That probably doesn’t make sense but that’s it. That’s the gender.

        I got banned from events, and here’s how it went down. I did nothing wrong, man! I did nothing wrong whatsoever! I got banned!

          It’s from a Yu-Gi-Oh player “Trif Gaming” who got banned because he was deliberately abusing time rules for wins. He made the video as a joke(?) and it became a copypasta.

          Yo! I got banned from events, and here's how it went down. I did nothing wrong, man! I did nothing wrong whatsoever! I got banned! I didn't even KNOW I got banned! I didn't get no email, I didn't get no explanation, I didn't get no chance to explain myself. I just got banned. I got a message from Doug Zeeff, that I got banned from Konami. Konami doesn't even message me and tell me I'm banned. So I got banned from my old video I made, Where I jokingly made a video- I jokingly, JOKINGLY, told, the world, that, I stalled for time. I DIDN'T STALL FOR TIME! Anyone with a BRAIN, would realize it was a JOKE! It was a joke, that was- it was a good joke at the time! The new time rules were going on, "Oh, Ha Ha Cowboy for Game". It's a JOKE! It's just like Firewall Pass. It's a JOKE!

          Killer fish from San Diego

            The origin of Killer Fish meme
            Source
            Killer fish.. Killer fish from San Diego.. I don't know what I am, but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish! Hello! I'll be your killer fish for the evening, Thank you.

            Mom found the yaoi

              astryuuna script for 'Mom found the yaoi' video
              original video
              Mom found the yaoi

*inhale* AHHH! ...ok. so... so, my mom told me to clean my room, right?:cry: and i was like "yeah yeah yeah yeah in a minute in a minute", and, *sniff* basically, i- i come back down and i find that my room's sparkly and clean, and... and i was like "omg thank you mom ilysm!:heart_eyes:" and then... um, like i have this like thing, *moves camera to show said thing* over, i have this thing here, where it opens up, and i've... *sniff* ...and it's where i would keep all of my yaoi!:pleading_face: and, as you can see...:cry: as you can see, it's empty now...! because... *exhale* because my mom went through it...:cry: and she got rid of all my yaoi! :frowning2: *sniff* but... but she didn't say anything about it!:pleading_face: so... *sobs* fuck... because,:pleading_face: *sob* and now i don't even know what i'm gonna do,:cold_sweat: because... i would read it to myself every night, and every single day when i got back from school... i- i would read it to myself, sometimes it was wholesome, sometimes it was toxic, depending on the mood i was in. :cry: and now i dont know what to do because...:pleading_face: 'cuz it's been part of my routine since like middle school!:sob: okay!??!?!?!? :sob: *sniff* *sob* and... and i don't wanna cry because i spent so long doing my eyeliner.:pleading_face: and:pleading_face: i don't know what to do because my yaoi was so expensive and even i had yuri in there too!:persevere: because, *sniff* because i like an even balance of things,:cry: *sniff* and... :pleading_face: *AOUGHOIUGHJHJIIGHOUUUGHHU* *sniff* and the yuri is gone too! and...:pleading_face: and now i dont know what to do because... *sniff* cuz i dont have...:pleading_face: any yaoi and i dont have any yuri and i have no money.:pleading_face: *sniff* because, it was so expensive:pleading_face: and i've been saving up for some months to buy all of it, cuz it was, cuz it is, it was completely filled to the BRIM. I HAD. A YAOI HAVEN... *heaven? i- i dont know my brain is MUSHED now!:confounded: and... **AAOIUGHHOOUUGHH. :frowning2: *sniff* and i've, this is... this is the most soul crushing experience that i've EVER gone through.:cry: and... and i don't know what to do:pleading_face: because... my yaoi, it was my everything, and how am i supposed to fujo out now?:cry: *sniff* and... *deeply distressed exhale* so. *sob* ...YAOI JESUS SAVE ME. yaoi jesus save me...:pleading_face: *sob* and i dont evenenoiugihn........ *sob* *exhale* *sniff* and i dont even know what to do because like... *sob* cuz i cant tell her to give it back... because she donated it to the goodwill.:pleading_face: *sniff* and now...:pleading_face: and now someone else is gonna have my yaoi... AND IT'S MINE!!!!!!!:japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre: I WANT IT BACK! if you are at the goodwill, *sniff* and you see a yaoi collection. GIVE IT BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER. i don't know what to do im. im LOSING IT. and. *sniff* i took... i had to take my clonazepam to calm myself down. *sniff* because... *exhale* i had to... i had to take... my clonazepam... to calm myself down... but it's NOT WORKING!:pleading_face: ITS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! and i dont think anything WILL WORK! because... :face_with_raised_eyebrow: oh my arm looks so skinny!:smiling_face_with_3_hearts: look how skinnny it looks!:smiling_face_with_3_hearts: *sniff* ...oh yeah my yaoi! :exploding_head: FAAUUVCKCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre: ...*exhale* ...please,:pleading_face: show some love for my fallen yaoi, AND yuri, the yuri is equally as important... please, i don't know what i'm gonna do anymore, i feel like my life, is, just... *sniff* falling apart.:cry: and... i feel, hopless and lost, and, *exhale* *sniff* and i was freaking out so much. and... *sniff* my mom...:cry: my mom was gonna check me back into the mental hospital,:cry: and i'm saying "i dont wanna go to the mental hospital, i just want my yaoi back!":pleading_face::sob: and she doesnt understand...:pleading_face: *exhale* *sniff* whoever has my yaoi now...:cry: *sniff* please take care of it.:pleading_face: please... please give it love, please... whenever they have... whenever the bottom... whenever the uke... gets... get's in right in the, asshole, please go- "KYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!~~~:heart_eyes: "... that's what you have to do, that's the appropriate reaction. please, give it the respect it deserves. because... cuz that reassurance is all i need right now.:cry: because there's nothing i can do to get it back.:cry: so please, just promise... that you'll fujo out, while reading. that's... that's all im asking.