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Mounds Bar

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    *plastic rustling noises*

You want half a mounds bar?

Who eats a mounds bar?

Well, I do.

So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?

Yes.

So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?

Yeah both those things.

So, how long have you been eating them?

Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.

Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!

*plastic rustling noises*

What are you doing?

    Hunnid thou 💯💸 hunnid thou 💯💸 $uicide 😩🔫 $uicide 😩🔫 Who you think 🤔

      Its the lyrics to Kirblagoops verse on Magnolia by $uicideboy$. Fans hated this part of the song and clown on it.

      Hunnid thou 💯💸 hunnid thou 💯💸 $uicide 😩🔫 $uicide 😩🔫 Who you think 🤔🤔 you fucking with? 😤😤 You done lost yo mind 😵😵 (Lost yo mind) BOOM! 💥💥 BOOM! 💥💥 BOOM! 💥💥 BOOM! 💥💥 BOOM! 💥💥BOOM! 💥💥 (Doot 🔫 doot 🔫 doot 🔫 doot 🔫 doot 🔫) That’s all you hear 🔊👂 when I step in the room 😎😎 (HA HA HA! 😂😂) Boy I jugg, jugg, jugg 😤😤 check my wrist 🌪️🌪️(you can check my right wrist 🥄✊) Everyday in the kitchen 👌👌watch me flip 🍳🍳 I can cook 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳, I can cook 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳, Betty Crocker 👩🏻‍🍳👩🏻‍🍳(I’m a baker 🍞🍞) Got them cakes 🎂🍰 and I serve pills💊💊 like a doctor 👨‍⚕️👨‍⚕️ (I got prescriptions! 😎💊) I’m on the corner 😏😏, on the corner 💪💪, fuck the corner 😤🖕 (man fuck that shit 😒😒) I’m in the house 🏠🏡serving weed 🌲🌲 like a farmer 👨‍🌾👨‍🌾 (I’m a farmer Jon 🚜🚜) I got crops 🌱🌿, I got crops 🌿🌱, long ass 😰🍆💦😱 crops (long 📏 ass 🍑 crops! 💪) And I got hoes 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩, I got them bops👧🏾👧 (I got them bitches! 👭👭) Hunnid thou 💯💸hunnid 💯, hunnid 💯 hunnid thou 💯💸! (Hunnid, hunnid 😎😎) Don’t try us 🚫🚫, we just start wilin! 😤😤 HAAAA! 😰😰$UICIDEBOY$ 😢🔫with the Kirb 🐐🐐(Kirb 🐐🐐) What you talking 🤔🤔, absurd 😂😂 (Absurd 🤣🤣) Tryna try us 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ what we gon' do? 😡😠 Put yo brains 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ on the curb 👊💥🤕 No play 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ all day in (?🐐?), okay bitch 🤗🤗 You can try that shit 🔫😤, I’ll put yo face 😉😉 on a t-shirt 👕👕 today 📆📆 (DAMN! 😱😱)

      Ooh ooh 😵😵 I just hit a lick 👅😋 on a 100k💰💸🤑 (100k? 💰💸🤑 Damn😱😱)

        Its the Slug Christ verse in Lincoln Continental memorial by $uicideboy$. This part of the song had been meme-d by their fans for being terrible.

        Ooh ooh 😵😵 I just hit a lick 👅😋 on a 100k💰💸🤑 (100k? 💰💸🤑 Damn😱😱) Okay how you feel 😐😶‍🌫️ about that bitch? 🧍‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 All of these bitches 👯‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 they wanna touch 🥲👉👈 all over me 🤣😟 And after they touch me 👉👈 they wanna cut ✂️🔪🗡 me 😱😟 They wanna cut me 😱🔪🗡 cold 🥶❄️😰 God these bitches 👯‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 hate a Slugga 🐌✝️ man 🤷‍♂️🧔‍♂️ (daamn 😱😱) God these bitches 👯‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 hate a Slugga 🐌✝️ man 🤷‍♂️🧔‍♂️ (daamn 😱😱) Only 'cause they some hoes 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 bruh 😱😨 And that's how they gonna get treated 😌💆‍♀️ (yuh 😀👏🏼) Fuck it 🙄😒 I got that herron 💉🦠 I'ma smoke 🚬💨 it off the foil 🌯🍫 cause I'm depressed 😭😞😢 (skrrt 🚗🏎💨) Watch a baby girl 👯‍♀️🙆‍♀️ undress 👗👙 She suck me off 😫🤪 but I won't cum 😐😑😤 cause I got 😉😵 that dope dick 🍆😉😫

        Brown also told fans to “get rid of me” if they have him in fantasy football.

          The pasta was by u/LetMeSeeYouLurk, but the AJ Brown quote is real from JankyRondo stream when they were playing Madden.

          Brown was playing “Madden NFL 26” against JankyRondo. The three-time Pro Bowl wideout had 9 catches for 168 yards and 2 touchdowns during the game and joked that the virtual performance was “the only highlights of damn football I’m living right now.” After throwing a touchdown pass to himself in the game, Brown called the play “the only positive I got.”

Brown also told fans to “get rid of me” if they have him in fantasy football.

          Briggsy Monologue

            Its Captain Briggsy monologue whenever you’ve accepted a voyage in Sea of Thieves.

            Thank you for accepting this most adventurous of expeditions! I’m searching for a specific skull, that’s why I asked multiple crews to embark on this voyage. Just be aware that once you have the chest, key, or skull, you’ll be visible to allll the other crews! You might have to fight them off the claim the reward for yourself! As soon as you bring the Skull of siren song to the destination I give you, I will make my presence known. So what are you waiting for? On with the quest!... oh, and good luck
            Thank you 🙏🏻 for accepting this most adventurous 🔭of expeditions ⛵️🌊! I’m searching 👀 for a specific skull 💀,that’s why I asked multiple crews 🏴‍☠️🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒👯 to embark 🐶on this voyage⛵️🌊. Just be aware 📣 that once you have the chest🎁, key🗝️, or skull💀, you’ll be visible👁️🫦👁️to allll the other crews 🏴‍☠️🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒👯. You might have to fight 🤺⚔️ them off the claim 👇🏻 the reward 🏆👑 for yourself🫵. As soon ⏱️ as you bring the Skull💀 of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️ song 🗣️🎶to the destination 📍🗺️ I give 🤲 you, I will make my presence 🙋🏻‍♂️ known 🧠🗯️. So what 🤷 are you waiting for⏳? On with the quest ⛵️🌊!... oh, and good luck🍀!
            Thank you for accepting this most adventurous of expeditions!

I’m searching for a specific skull. That’s why I’ve asked multiple crews to embark on this Voyage.

Just be aware that once you have the Chest, Key, or Skull, you’ll be visible to all the other crews.

You might have to fight them off to claim the reward for yourself… As soon as you bring the Skull of Siren Song to the destination I give you, I will make my presence known.

So what are you waiting for? On with the quest!

Oh, and good luck!

            Ishowspeed reads hieroglyphics

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              I stand at the end of my days for 60 years but now sickness consumes me. Soon the breath of life will leave my body and my time will be over. When Ramadan died he ascended to Amenti, the land of the dead. Yet, in my dreams, I have seen his spirit suffering; trapped in chains of pain that curse that place. I donot trust in heaven's Arthur Gods. I REJECT their judgement, and I refuse to go to Aminity. Donot embalm my body, donot trap me in the rituals, let my body STAY HERE. With these sacred walls, in this stone chamber, let my soul remain in a chamber. Let my soul remain in the shadowed halls of this pyramid to wander forever, FREE from the torment of the afterlife.