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Ass Pennies

    The Ass Pennies sketch

    Its from the sketch “Ass Pennies” by Upright Citizens Brigade where a man reveals that he stuck pennies up his ass before recirculating them back into the economy. Knowing people are handling his “ass pennies” gives him the confidence he needs in businesses.

    I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

    When I flash somebody, its like they get slapped by a napkin from a little kids birthday party

      The infamous flash bang rage in MW3

      Originated from a in-game rant of Youtuber (FaZe Jev) getting flashed on COD Modern Warfare 3 which became a meme. Its sometimes known as the flash bang rage and can appear in many different variation depending on the game.

      How come when its I flash somebody, its like they get slapped by a napkin from a little kids birthday party! But when I get flashed, its like some big brollock black dude named Requis, pulls a bedsheet up and over my head and proceeds to SKULL FUCK ME!!!! 
      Oh, I'm flashed... I'm- OH MY FUCKING GOD! DUDE, WHY IS THAT WHEN I FLASH SOMEBODY, IT'S LIKE I SLAPPED THEM IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKIN' NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, BUT WHEN I GET FUCKING FLASHED, IT'S LIKE SOME BIG BROLIC BLACK DUDE NAMED FUCKING 'REQUIS' PULLED A FUCKING BEDSHEET UP AND AROUND MY HEAD AND JUST PROCEED TO SKULL FUCK ME!
      Dude, why is it that when I flash somebody, it's like I just slapped them in the face with a fucking napkin from a little kid's birthday party. But when I get fuckin' flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fuckin' REQUIS pulls a fucking bedsheet up and around my head and just proceeds to SKULL FUCK ME?

Because I spawn, die, spa- Spawn, die. Spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn die SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE 
      Why is it that when i flash somebody
It’s like i slapped them in the face with a fuckin napkin from a little kids birthday party
But when i get fuckin flashed
Its like some big brollic black dude named fuckin REQUIS pulled a bedsheet around my head and proceeded to skull fuck me

      Limbus Company

      DUDE WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I POP EGO ON SOMEBODY ITS LIKE I JUST SLAPPED THEM IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKIN' NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY, BUT WHEN THEY FUCKING POP EGO ITS LIKE SOME BIG BROLIC BLACK DUDE NAMED FUCKIN' HEATHCLIFF PULLS A FUCKIN' BEDSHEET UP AND AROUND MY HEAD AND JUST PROCEEDS TO SKULL FUCK ME

      Natalie Portman is the reason I work out

        "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." meme

        Started as a comment on Reddit satirizing Anakin’s cheesy line of not liking sand when talking to Padme. The comment later became a meme and is often used whenever fans talk about Anakin hitting on Padme or impressing Padme in general.

        Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"

"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Bermuda," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

        August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe.

          Squidward chanting heat death of the universe

          Its a chant by Loudward (Squidward) from the AI-Generated SpongeBob livestream which became viral. 

          August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe.
          August 12 2036 The heat death of the Universe August 12 2036 The heat death of the Universe
          AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE 🗣💥💥‼️‼️‼️ 
AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE 🗣💥💥‼️‼️‼️
AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE 🗣💥💥‼️‼️‼️
          AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12TH, 2036. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. 
          August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the universe and the day the fog is coming.

          My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic

            My name is Edwin lyrics

            Lyrics for the “My name is Edwin” part of the song of “JACKIE’S BOX” – FNAF MIMIC SONG by XTRATUNA.

            My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic
It was difficult to put the pieces together
But unfortunately, something went so wrong
And now I can’t do anything but sing this stupid song
My name is Edwin

            Chewbacca defense

              South Park Chewbaca defense script

              It came from an episode of South Park S02 “Chef Aid” where the criminal defense lawyer tries to confuse the jury rather than refute the case of the prosecutor.

              I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.