Copypasta of popular quotes, lines or transcripts seen in movies, anime, videos or Tiktok videos. Include 19$ Fortnite card and entire Bee movie script.
Its from a Youtube video of Lasse Lund, a 33-year-old Norwegian man who went viral for claiming his parents abandoned him in the Mumbai slums when he was 10 years old.
I was lost between borders. Norwegian citizen born in Norway, stucked in India living on the streets. Surviving. Being a tourist guide.
Smoking on the fucking roads. Don't you think I wanna get some kind of injustment against the government when Im 33 years old have 0 schooling they haven't done the shit that they were supposed to do. The Finnish embassy when they helped me out of the country, they were supposed to report me to children services because I was under 18. Did they do their job? No they didn't do their job. Thanks to them I dont have fucking nothing. I even told the Norwegian government once that I came back to Norway. I have no school then they should've fucking done some kind of research.
Find out, why don't I have school? What's the reason? No fucking European atleast from a fucking one of the richest countries in the world. Dont have fucking schooling there must be a reason to it. Why they don't do their fucking background check? Because they know theyre in the wrong.
Its the Conquest monologue from the Invincible (TV series) but changed to a Steam user and copy pasted on Steam profile as a joke.
I am so lonely. All the other Steam users are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to accept my friend requests, they think I am a chud. They send me from sale to sale, buying anything in the name of my owned games badge. And as I get more of them, they loathe me more and more. I am a victim of my own greed. Steamhappy. I don't even get a reward, only a reaction emoji. I am capable of so much more, and no one sees it. Some days, I feel so alone I could shower, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire Steam community would be able to smell me. Take it to your profile.
Someone watched an old VOD of the vtuber Deme (Second VOD on Outer Wilds) and noticed something strange. Halfway through the video she started making weird noises, like random moans while nothing noteworthy happens during the game. Her model can also be seen bouncing up and down.
Naturally they concluded that she was having sex during stream and timestamped all the weird things she did during the stream. Later their comment got deleted, which triggered the Streisand effect.
Arc of diabolicalness:
1:07:15 Arc 1 begins.
1:12:48 This is what you're here for.
1:15:00 Remembers she has to act now.
1:15:45 "Ahn~" Followed by an, "Uh uh uh, not now," type finger wave.
1:16:00 She can't read right now, guys. š
1:16:32 This is, indeed, effed.
1:16:50 Chatter notices.
1:17:45 Starts larping.
1:17:50 Actual Fruedian slip.
1:18:10 "Oh~" plap
1:18:24 "Ugh, YES " W character voicing.
1:19:46 If you've seen those eye movements before, you know.
1:19:54 plap "I'm sorry."
1:23:30 Aight, I'm bored now. Leave.
1:24:30 Suddenly she's normal again. For a sec.
1:28:30 She's immersed, guys
1:29:30 Dying from invisible hand ..... "ugh" & plays it off
1:29:48 Probe cannon is hard to say when getting probed by a cannon.
1:30:34 They do not care anymore. š
1:31:43 Getting back on it for a second is wild.
1:32:00 End of the getting š¦ on Giant's Deep arc. š
1:39:20 Arc 2: Return of the Giant's Deep probe
1:44:01 "Where is this going?" They tried to be sneaky. š
1:44:54 Quite the sparse sentence.
1:49:22 What's she looking at?
1:57:15 She was too strong for too long. š
1:58:50 She's very relieved for someone still stuck in the puzzle.
1:58:54 "Dude, stop, I actually have to do my job for a second."
1:59:17 What's she smiling at?
2:04:37 She has a, "Get back on this," phrase. I'm deceased. š¤£
2:04:49 Innuendo
2:05:46 The problem with subnautica.....
2:06:00 End of arc 2
2:12:00 I don't even know what to say, dawg.
2:25:53 plap There goes that repeated movement again...and thus begins Arc 3: Sandtide
2:26:40 Change of technique.
2:28:55 Dawg, I cannot-
2:29:33 The rising sand must be making her claustrophobic in real life. š§
2:31:13 The rising sand has her so worried she looks to her left & starts wobbling again.
2:32:00 Bro must think the sand's so loud he's safe or something.
2:32:28 She can't breathe, guys(safeword).
2:33:05 The stuff before this is a joke because the character suffocated, but that last facial expression seems a little...suspicious...
2:33:47 Looks like some unknown force has pushed out protagonist to the her right...and she's grabbing it. Must be a Jedi.
2:34:00 She's laughing & grabbing the air to her side as thanks for the 10-month sub. Surely.
2:35:03 I wonder what demons our protagonist is pushing away. Must be silly ones because they have her giggling. End of Arc 3.
2:39:50 Beginning of Arc 4: Reading demon strikes back.
2:41:28 Hut! 1, 2. Technique change. They can't catch her, now!
2:42:46 Suddenly, she can't finish her though- ahn ...& has to repeat it. While wobbling again....strange.
2:42:54 Yes, it is bad. Worse, you think about League during.
2:46:53 I wonder what's to her left?
2:47:00 It only took 4 arcs, but now she's a pro at reading while, uh, distracted.
2:47:32 Casual red panda noises and movement stops shortly after. Dawg pry left the room here.
2:51:53 I'm tired too, man. But I doubt it was a lack of sleep for her.
2:52:10 Notice how once Nikita starts ordering the food, the wobbling all but stops or the movement is very different from the front & back jerking of the entire stream so far. End of Arc 4
2:58:32 Why's she blocking her face? And why does she start wobbling again right after? ćć...
2:58:45 Guys, prepare for Arc 5
3:07:40 It's always WHEN SHE STARTS READING! Dang, Nikita. š
3:10:24 I have a conspiracy theory, as well.
3:13:12 Her yelling at Nikita gets quieter as he gets closer. š
3:13:33 "Why am I so fatigued? Oh." Lmfaaaaooooo
3:15:47 Feels like "Nikita, I NEED CO-"
3:15:55 Oh, honey, the internet never forgets.
3:18:25 I swear Nikita has to have a thing for reading.
3:26:00 Why does she start moving? Maybe to hide something? Oh, nvm, it started again.
3:27:52 Just putting this here as a casual space moment.
3:28:16 Heartfelt rendition of The Kill by Thirty Seconds to Mars. Nikita is pretty lucky, all things considered.
3:28:48 Flails & drops something, but why?
3:29:00 End of Arc 5
AKA the TON 618 crashout or Secret Way crashout is a response video by Secret Way meant to call out Geometry Dash larpers who spam “WhAt AbOuT tOn 618” in his videos.
TON 618 is NOT the hardest level in Geometry Dash. It doesn't have the most frame perfects, it's not the hardest spam challenge, and it definitely has nothing to do with the best player. The amount of comments that mentioned TON 618 with no reasoning is actually baffling. It seems like someone could be watching a short about G- anything G- oh my god. Anything Geometry Dash related, and without thinking, they would just comment"WhAt AbOuT tOn 618". I actually counted, and there's over 500 COMMENTS mentioning this level. For calculating the hardest level, we used the Hardest Impossible Level List, because the levels are considered physically possible, and you could beat them, if you're a ROBOT. There's actually two more lists called the hardest PPL List, and the Hardest Theoretically Possible Levels List, where you have to have an FPS count of this number, which is literally just letters, and it's called the BMS limit, to show a big number that's close to infinity. There's actually so many lists for Geometry Dash, that there's a list FOR LISTS. And you wanna know where TON 618 lands in those lists? IT DOESN'T! In fact, it's in the Hardest Physically Impossible Level List, where it's not in the top 10, top 20, or top 30. It's in 40TH PLACE!! This level has been SO overhyped and planted into people's brains, when in reality, it's just a RANDOM LEVEL in a RANDOM LIST.
TON 618 is NOT the hardest level in Geometry Dash. It doesnāt have the most frame perfects, itās not the hardest spam challenge, and it definitely has nothing to do with the best player. The amount of comments that mentioned TON 618 with zero reasoning is actually baffling. It seems like someone could be watching a short about G- anything Ge- oh my god- anything Geometry Dash related, and without thinking they would just comment WhAt aBoUt tOn 618- I actually counted, and thereās over 500 comments mentioning this level. For calculating the hardest level, we used The Hardest Impossible Level List, because the levels are considered physically possible, and you could beat them, if youāre a robot. Thereās actually two more lists called The Hardest PPL List and The Hardest Theoretically Possible Levels List, where you have to have an FPS count of this number, which is literally just letters, and itās called The BMS Limit: to show a big number thatās close to infinity. Thereās actually so many lists for Geometry Dash that thereās a list, for lists! And do you wanna know where TON 618 stands in those lists?! It doesnāt! In fact, itās in The Hardest Physically Impossible Levels List, where itās not in the top 10, top 20, or top 30. ITāS IN 40TH PLACE! This level has been so overhyped and planted into peopleās brains, when in reality itās just a random level. In a random list.
From the final episode (S05E08) of The Boys where Homelander gave a speech from the White House during Easter calling himself the new God.
My fellow Americans.
Happy Easter.
A day commemorating Jesus, who, as we all know was tortured, stripped of his dignity, and killed. And that's all well and good. But... you're Americans. You deserve a God who doesn't die, a God who fights back, a God you can believe in. Well... Today, I bring you good news. Recently, I was visited by... an exquisite angel, bearing the gift of revelation. As I bathed in her light, her heavenly lips spilled sweet truth into my ear, and I was awakened to my true purpose. Not just to be the world's greatest hero, ever, but to save all humanity. To be... the Second Coming. But in a way, really, I'm... the First Coming. America, I am the Lord, your Savior. I am your God. And as such, I'm going to usher this world into a new golden dawn, an age in which your God moves among you, seen and heard, in which your prayers are truly answered... when you visit Homelander.church. And all I ask for in return is love. Pure, unadulterated love. No strings, no catches. Just an honest devotion to a living divinity. All of which you'll find outlined in chapter two of The Homelander Bible: "Loving God the Right Way." I simply ask that you open your hearts and put your faith... in me. Those who accept my truth will be welcomed into a land of milk and honey.
For I am your fath...
I am, uh...
I am your father.
But no matter what I do, some of you people will never accept me into your hearts, never love me, never believe in me. And to such heretics, I offer oblivion. And those who seek to destroy me, you will die the most horrible of deaths, as befits your wickedness. And know this, I will prevail. My reign will last forever, and when this world is cold and dead, I shall remain... eternal... god of the ashes.
Its from the final season of The Boys where Homelander lost his powers and begged Butcher to spare him.
STAWP!...You owe me...all of the times I could've killed you and I let you live!...I'll give you Vought...I'll give you Vought! You can do whatever you want with it! I-I'll- Becca! You want your wife back?! I'll have a-a shapeshifter be her! JUST TELL ME! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING! YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT?! I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT! I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON LIVE TV!...Stop... You can't fucking do this! YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS! I'M THE FUCKING HOMELANDER!
