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ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ПЕРЕУСТАНАВЛИВАТЬ ШINDOШS / IT’S TIME TO REINSTALL WINDOWS

    2010s Russian reinstall Windows copypasta

    Its from an old 2010 video of a Russian guy crashing out over the number of times he had to reinstall Windows.

    ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ПЕРЕУСТАНАВЛИВАТЬ ШИНДОВС
    ШINDOWS САМ НЕ ПЕРЕУСТАНОВИТСЯ
    ПЕРЕУСТАНОВИ ЕГО, ПЕРЕУСТАНОВИ ЕГО ЕЩЕ РАЗ
    ЗАЧЕМ МНЕ НУЖЕН LINUX, У МЕНЯ НЕТ ВРЕМЕНИ ЧТОБЫ ЕБАТЬСЯ С НИМ
    ЛУЧШЕ ЕЩЕ РАЗ ПЕРЕУСТАНОВИТЬ ШИНДОУС
    Я ПЕРЕУСТАНАВЛИВАЮ ШINDOWS ПО 3 РАЗА В ДЕНЬ
    КАЖДАЯ ПЕРЕУСТАНОВКА ЗАНИМАЕТ ДВАДЦАДЬ МИНУТ
    Я ЖИВУ АКТИВНОЙ И ПОЛНОЦЕННОЙ ЖИЗНЬЮ
    Я УСПЕШЕН И ПОЭТОМУ ЦЕЛЫЙ ДЕНЬ ИГРАЮ В ИГРЫ
    А ПОСЛЕ ЭТОГО ПЕРЕУСТАНАВЛИВАЮ ШINDOWS
    ТУПЫЕ ЛИНУКСОИДЫ ОДЕРЖИМЫ КОМПИЛЯЦИЕЙ ВЕДРА
    А Я СВОБОДНЫЙ ОТ ЗАДРОТСТВО ЧЕЛОВЕК
    СКОЧАТЬ БЕЗПЛАТНО И БЕЗ РЕГИСТРАЦИИ МОКРЫЕ ПИСЕЧКИ
    КРЯК УЛЬТИМАТ КЕЙГЕН РАЗБЛОКИРУЙ ВЕНДУ
    ЛУЧШЕ Я ПЕРЕУСТАНОВЛЮ ЕЩЕ РАЗ ШINDOWS
    И КРЯКНУ ЕЕ, СТАБИЛЬНОСТЬ НЕ НУЖНА
    Я НЕ ПЕРЕУСТАНАВЛИВАЛ ШINDOWS НЕДЕЛЮ
    ПОЙДУ ПЕРЕУСТАНОВЛЮ
    В ШИНДОВСЕ ВСЁ ПРОСТО И ПОНЯТНО
    ААААААААААА
    ОШИБКА STOP 0x00000001. ЭТО ЖЕ ОЧЕВИДНО КАК ЕЕ РЕШИТЬ
    ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ПЕРЕУСТАНАВИТЬ ШINDOWS
    ККОКОКОКОКОКОКО
    ЖМУ/ПИНУС, ШВАБОДКА, ПИТУХИ,
    КОКОКОКОКОКОКО

    English translation

    IT'S TIME TO REINSTALL ШINDOWS
    ШINDOWS AIN'T GONNA REINSTALL ITSELF
    REINSTALL IT, REINSTALL IT AGAIN
    I DON'T NEED LINUX, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FUCK AROUND WITH IT
    BETTER REINSTALL ШINDOWS AGAIN
    I REINSTALL ШINDOWS THRICE A DAY
    EACH REINSTALLATION TAKES 20 MINUTES
    I LIVE AN ACTIVE AND FULFILLING LIFE
    I AM SUCCESSFUL SO I PLAY VIDEOGAMES ALL DAY
    AFTER THAT I REINSTALL ШINDOWS
    STUPID LINUXOIDS ARE OBSESSED WITH COMPILING THEIR BUCKET
    I AM A MAN FREE FROM THIS FUCKERY
    WET PUSSIES DOWNLOAD FREE NO REGISTRATION
    CRACK ULTIMATE KEYGEN
    UNLOCK WINDOWS
    IT'S BETTER TO REINSTALL ШINDOWS
    AND CRACK IT, WE DON'T NEED STABILITY
    I HAVEN'T REINSTALLED ШINDOWS FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK
    I'M GONNA GO REINSTALL IT
    EVERYTHING IS SIMPLE AND UNDERSTANDABLE IN ШINDOWS
    AAAAAAAAAAAAA
    STOP ERROR 0x00000001
    THE SOLUTION IS SO OBVIOUS
    IT'S TIME TO REINSTALL ШINDOWS!
    CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
    [derogatory name for GNU/Linux] [possibly derogatory word that does not translate to english][derogatory nickname for some random guy] 
    CLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCK 

    The Bazaar is neither Pay to Win nor Pay to Play. The Bazaar is truly Free-to-Play.

      Its from the kickstarter campaign for The Bazaar a digital deckbuilding game in Indiegogo.

      The Bazaar is neither Pay to Win nor Pay to Play. The Bazaar is truly Free-to-Play. The biggest pain point I wanted to solve for card game players is the pay-to-win model. In my game, you start the game with a couple classes unlocked. Those classes have all the cards in the game for them. Your class is just as balanced as any other. As more classes get introduced to the game, you’ll have the option of unlocking them, either by spending money or in-game currency. If you feel like giving The Bazaar a try, you won't have to feel like you're starting over from scratch and giving up the investment you've put into other card games. The game board itself will also be customizable with themes and contraptions, and all cards will have golden or alternate art versions. Most of the revenue will come from cosmetics- think of it monetizing like a traditional MOBA.

      well hey there katie! its your birthday! yayyyyyy!

        Hey there Katie! Its your birthday!

        Its from a classic cringe video from 2013 where a guy made a happy birthday video to confess his feelings for one of his friends.

        well hey there katie! its your birthday! yayyyyyy! its yo birfday- its ur birthdayyy. yayyyyyyy! so i wanted to buy you something really expensive. buttttt then i realized i was broke 😞 so instead of an awesome bracelet to replace that one of a kind one you lost because of me. It was kind of because of me 😞 probably shouldnt have made you hang out with me that night. Ive decided to make you something instead! british voice I like to make things! robot voice im creative!yayyyyy! Cue the song 😉 i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas starts playing the first time we hung out, I knew you were special. Maybe it was the thump of the poor kitty cat underneath the car. Meow! latin voice oh the poor little kitty 😞 maybe it was the silly voices you did. silly voice silly voices! Either way, I knew it was the beginning of our awesome friendship. epic voice awesome friendship! french lover voice or maybe more 😉 poor beggar boy voice please sir, I want some more. Who knows 😉 what I do know is that from the moment I first met you, you made me feel welcome. butler voice right thees way. Sure, it helped that we lived in the same complex. And that your friends asked me to join in too. shows pictures sometimes I pretend you were looking at me in that picture 😉 is that a little weird? Maybe thats weird. silly voice no, its not! Yeah maybe it is xD see now I promised I didnt mean to but some time around here shows a picture of a tgi fridays I stopped thinking about you like this shows picture of katie and started thinking about you like THIS shows picture of him and katie maybe it had something to do with... this night picture of katie at disneyland or maybe it was this night picture of him and katie together mickey mouse voice probably the dress! No it really wasnt that, but that was really nice 😉 lets be honest, it was probably the smell of your apartment. Will you take me candle shopping please!? Man I wanted to live there in december. high pitch voice that might have been weird. And speaking of december, that christmas tree was the tannemBOMB! And then there was new years eve. I dont have a picture of that. Probably for the best xD but thats the moment I couldnt hold it in much longer. silly desperate voice I had to say somethin! And maybe I cant tell our friends exactly how I feel... yet 😉 but ive found a way to alleviate that stress. Yayyyyy! excited voice strangers! montage of him telling strangers he likes katie I may have told a lot of people xD montage continues and to be quite honest, im hoping someday all our friends know 😉 until then, im enjoying getting to go “up” with you. Because katie... even though youre under here a lot... I just made you say underwear! xD under the sea! I think of you as being up here! Nope higher! Higher still! Higher, higher, higher! You know what, second store to the right and straight on til morning. The line was too long for a good shot 😞 hey! Hey hey katie! I likes ya 😉 and its your birthday! And since you make me happy every time I think about you, id like to return the favor. You give me a reason to dance! And while I may never get very good at it, as long as youre around I cant see how that would ever be a bad thing 😉 happy birthday katie! Now excuse me, ive got some dancin to do 😉 dancing in disneyland montage 

        Ass Pennies

          The Ass Pennies sketch

          Its from the sketch “Ass Pennies” by Upright Citizens Brigade where a man reveals that he stuck pennies up his ass before recirculating them back into the economy. Knowing people are handling his “ass pennies” gives him the confidence he needs in businesses.

          I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.  

          When I flash somebody, its like they get slapped by a napkin from a little kids birthday party

            The infamous flash bang rage in MW3

            Originated from a in-game rant of Youtuber (FaZe Jev) getting flashed on COD Modern Warfare 3 which became a meme. Its sometimes known as the flash bang rage and can appear in many different variation depending on the game.

            How come when its I flash somebody, its like they get slapped by a napkin from a little kids birthday party! But when I get flashed, its like some big brollock black dude named Requis, pulls a bedsheet up and over my head and proceeds to SKULL FUCK ME!!!! 
            Oh, I'm flashed... I'm- OH MY FUCKING GOD! DUDE, WHY IS THAT WHEN I FLASH SOMEBODY, IT'S LIKE I SLAPPED THEM IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKIN' NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, BUT WHEN I GET FUCKING FLASHED, IT'S LIKE SOME BIG BROLIC BLACK DUDE NAMED FUCKING 'REQUIS' PULLED A FUCKING BEDSHEET UP AND AROUND MY HEAD AND JUST PROCEED TO SKULL FUCK ME!
            Dude, why is it that when I flash somebody, it's like I just slapped them in the face with a fucking napkin from a little kid's birthday party. But when I get fuckin' flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fuckin' REQUIS pulls a fucking bedsheet up and around my head and just proceeds to SKULL FUCK ME?
            
            Because I spawn, die, spa- Spawn, die. Spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn die SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE 
            Why is it that when i flash somebody
            It’s like i slapped them in the face with a fuckin napkin from a little kids birthday party
            But when i get fuckin flashed
            Its like some big brollic black dude named fuckin REQUIS pulled a bedsheet around my head and proceeded to skull fuck me

            Limbus Company

            DUDE WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I POP EGO ON SOMEBODY ITS LIKE I JUST SLAPPED THEM IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKIN' NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY, BUT WHEN THEY FUCKING POP EGO ITS LIKE SOME BIG BROLIC BLACK DUDE NAMED FUCKIN' HEATHCLIFF PULLS A FUCKIN' BEDSHEET UP AND AROUND MY HEAD AND JUST PROCEEDS TO SKULL FUCK ME

            Natalie Portman is the reason I work out

              "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." meme

              Started as a comment on Reddit satirizing Anakin’s cheesy line of not liking sand when talking to Padme. The comment later became a meme and is often used whenever fans talk about Anakin hitting on Padme or impressing Padme in general.

              Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
              
              "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
              
              Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
              
              "Got a spare?" she asks.
              
              "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
              
              "Conversation with me, duh."
              
              I laugh.
              
              "What's so funny?" she protests.
              
              "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
              
              "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
              
              "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
              
              "Teaching, I think."
              
              "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
              
              "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
              
              "Bermuda," I say.
              
              "Oh wow. That's lovely."
              
              "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
              
              "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
              
              "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."