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LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT — “Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds”

    AKA the Windows Update copypasta came from a 2015 rant Youtube video by @ImDrowningInFootwear that depict the user having a mental breakdown over his PC updating.

    look at this shit. LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT! "rEsTaRtInG in 12 MiNutEs and 58 seCoNDs" this shit comes up on my computer EVERY. SINGLE. DAY., AUTOMATICALLY! "Your PC needs to restart to finish installing ImPoRtAnT UpDaTeS" EVERY SINGLE DAY. And every single day I click "later." You know why I click "later"?! BECAUSE THERE IS NO OPTION TO CLICK "NEVER" I'D LIKE TO CLICK "NEVER" I NEVER WANT TO INSTALL THIS BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, SUPERFLUOUS...-s- I HATE 'EM! I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES LOOK AT THIS SHIT. EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP! And you know what happens after you click "later" a few times? When a few days goes by and you keep clicking "later" and "later" 'cus you don't wanna fucking do it, you just want to put it off? This automatic bullshit that interrupts your work? IT MAKES YOU TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER AND YOU CLICK "LATER" EVERY DAY, EVENTUALLY IT TAKES AWAY THE OPTION TO EVEN CLICK "LATER" AND IT JUST SAYS: "THESE ARE YOUR ONLY OPTIONS", IT'S BASICALLY PUTTING A KNIFE TO YOUR HEAD AND SAYING YOU COULD EITHER- COULD EITHER FUCKIN'- CAN EITHER WAIT 11 MINUTES AND IT WILL TURN IT OFF FOR YOU OR YA KNOW, BITE THE BULLET AND SHUT IT OFF NOW. IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHOICE TO SAY "NO" IT JUST COMES UP, WHENEVER IT WANTS, AUTOMATICALLY SAYS "FUCK YOU, WE'RE TURNING OFF YOUR COMPUTER, NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN 10 MINUTES AND 47 SECONDS" LOOK AT THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING YOU COCKSUCKER; I'M DOING IMPORTANT SHIT; WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL UPDATES?! WHAT UPDATES?! SOME MORE FUCKING SPYWARE, SO THE NSA CAN KEEP WATCHING WHAT I'M DOING?! LOOKING AT MY FUCKING DICK PICS?! WATCHING ME JACK OFF?! SPYIN' ON ME????!!! OBAMA YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!! I'M A RACIST!!!! YOU MADE ME A RACIST!!!!!!!!!
    LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT — "Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds" THIS SHIT COMES UP ON MY COMPUTER, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, AUTOMATICALLY — "Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates", EVERY SINGLE DAY, AND EVERY SINGLE DAY I CLICK "LATER". YOU KNOW WHY I CLICK "LATER"? BECAUSE THERE'S NO OPTION TO CLICK "NEVER". I'D LIKE TO CLICK "NEVER". I NEVER WANT TO INSTALL THESE BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, SUPERFLUOUS—

I HATE THEM I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES LOOK AT THIS SHIT—EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP

And you know what happens after you click later a few times, when a few days goes by, and you keep clicking later and later cause you don't want to fucking do it—you just want to put it off, this automatic bullshit that interrupts your work and makes you TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER, and you click later every day—eventually—it takes away the option to even click "later" and it just says: "These are your only options!"— It's basically putting a knife to your head and saying: you can either—you can either fucking, you can either wait 11 minutes and we'll shut it off for you or you can just—you know—bite the bullet and shut it off now! It doesn't even give you a choice to say no, it just comes up, whenever it wants, automatically, and says "FUCK YOU!" before turning off your computer no matter what you're doing in 10 minutes and 47 seconds. LOOK AT THIS SHIT

I AM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING YOU COCKSUCKER, I'M DOING IMPORTANT SHIT

WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL UPDATES? WHAT UPDATES? SOME MORE FUCKING SPYWARE SO THE NSA CAN KEEP WATCHING WHAT I'M DOING, LOOKING AT MY DICK PICS AND WATCHING ME JACK OFF, SPYING ON ME? OBAMA? YOU FUCKING NIGGER I'M A RACIST YOU MADE ME A RACIST

    Did you say “Wacky”? Wacky!!? What the HELL kind of word is THAT!?

      Its a quote by Johnny C. the title character of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac created by Jhonen Vasquez.

      Excuse me? What was that? Did you say “Wacky”? Wacky!!? What the HELL kind of word is THAT!? WACKY!? I HATE THAT WORD!! Fewer words are as excruciating STUPID!! And used in description of me!!! FOOK! You said it too!! FUCK!! You said THAT WORD!!! Of all the ass lancing words!! Oh, you bleeding cracks!!! Without fail!! EVERY time I leave my house, it’s as if I’ve given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect !!! You flies with your unyielding little minds!!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to “comment” on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you!!! Like I’m the way I am BECAUSE I WANT THE INCESSANT GAWKING OF STRANGERS!! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU USED THE WORD “WACKY”!! I’LL SHOW YOU WACKY!! I’LL SHOW YOU WACKEEEEEE!!!

      Operation Overhaul intro – BattleBit Remastered

        Welcome to the Operation Overhaul playtest!

Don't worry, this message won't appear again - we'll keep this brief.

Operation Overhaul began with a question we've had since BattleBit first launched:

How do you build teamwork and battlefield awareness when 250 players collide in pure chaos?

It sounded straightforward, but the deeper we went, the more complex it became.

With this many players, destructible environments, constant movement, audio from every direction, and rapid combat pacing, the battlefield can overwhelm even the best intentions.

We realized the game needed to communicate the action more effectively - not by making things easier, but by making them clearer.

Operation Overhaul is all about that clarity: stronger visual cues, refined audio, better feedback, and reducing unnecessary "noise" so the real action stands out.

For the last two years, we've been pushing nonstop. Aside from the burnouts and breaks we had to take to stay sane, development and experimentation never really stopped.

Internally we tested this build as much as possible to keep it stable and polished - but nothing can simulate the chaos of 250 real players. That's why this playtest exists: to hunt down server and client crashes, spot performance issues, and eliminate anything that could threaten the final release.

And about "performance"... BattleBit must stay playable on low-end hardware. We've heavily optimized every visual and audio upgrade, but there's still room to improve, and we'll keep refining it throughout the playtest.

During this playtest, we'll be profiling the live game and tracking its performance, bugs, and crashes in real time.

If we discover any critical server issues that force us to stop the test, we'll postpone, fix them, and return - as many times as needed - until there are no major blockers for launch.

You can report bugs or send feedback at any time through the Pause Menu - it's on the bottom - right while you're in a match.

Additionally, all vehicles still use the old systems. During these two years we prioritized infantry clarity and gameplay, so expect some instability from them in this playtest.

Thank you for joining the Operation Overhaul playtest. We hope you enjoy the experience :)

        Urgent message for Seth Moulton, U.S. Representative for Massachusetts’ 6th Congressional District.

          Urgent message for Seth Moulton, U.S. Representative for Massachusetts' 6th Congressional District. Mr. Moulton, you must listen. The Jimmy John's sandwich store in 1 Harbor Side Drive, Boston, has been taken over by a Nephilim Kabbalist, working in connection with the Babylonian Brotherhood. Don't believe me? Then why are the employees of the Harbor Side Drive Jimmy John's all nine feet tall and covered in a dense layer of scales? And why did I hear deep chanting and a tribal drumbeat coming from the bathroom? Mr. Moulton, this is a matter of public health and safety. The Jimmy John's Nephilim Kabbal are buried in copious amounts of Jimmy John's signature kickin' ranch sauce to Exxon's CEO, Darren Woods, who immerses himself in large baths of the sauce twice a week to improve the skin's hydration, prevent eye-bagging, and achieve total immortality in a full-mass pre-immortal plane. The sauce is loaded into what seem like ordinary cement trucks and driven to a secure facility 30 miles east of Aravaca Junction, Arizona. Mr. Moulton, you must fly to Arizona and unscrew the caps on those cement trucks Urgent!

          Mounds Bar

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            *plastic rustling noises*

You want half a mounds bar?

Who eats a mounds bar?

Well, I do.

So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?

Yes.

So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?

Yeah both those things.

So, how long have you been eating them?

Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.

Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!

*plastic rustling noises*

What are you doing?