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Gen Con Tornado Warning

    There was a tornado warning at GenCon 2026 for about 15 minutes and this message repeat every minute. The community then made it into a copypasta.

    Ladies & gentlemen, may I have your attention please. We are presently under a tornado warning. Please remain calm, but it is necessary for you to proceed to the interior rooms of the building. Security personnel are standing by to assist you. Please move away from any windows, docks, or exterior walls. Thank you.
    

    You all think you have great ideas for Pokemon games, but if I actually listened to all of you

      Its a fake quote by Satoshi Tajiri and is intended as a satirical forum and Reddit post poking fun at fan demands, rather than a real statement from the Pokémon creator or Game Freak.

      "You all think you have great ideas for Pokemon games, but if I actually listened to all of you and we combined all of your ideas in a game, it would be an unplayable monstrosity. You want a game with all the regions, but only the first generation Pokemons, yet all the legendary ones and such silly things. Whenever I receive one of these rants, I go to the development floor and read it out loud to all the Game Freak employees in a mocking voice, and we all laugh at you."
      
      -Satoshi Tajiri, Creator of Pokemon 

      AKIRA – Kaneda’s Theme video description

        Its an unhinged video description for ‘AKIRA – Kaneda’s Theme‘ on Youtube that shows the uploader descent into madness after getting screwed over YT’s copyright system.

        I bought the DVD back in 2018 and got the idea to edit some of the OST in the film a short Music Video. 
        Copied the file and edited it on my FREE Da Vinci Resolve 16 Editing Software.
        I really don't fucking care if I got demonetized, really, I'm not even here to make money, 
        This is my second channel anyway so go ahead claim my fucking video,
        Make money off of this or whatever the fuck you usually do to even ORIGINAL content creators, 
        Just don't fucking remove this video from your half-asses copyright detector bullshit. 
        Like it's a 1988 Film it's just ridiculous, 
        Even the Romeo and Juliet copycats play that was initially made in the 1500s  could get their own copyright. 
        How the fuck can't I get a Fair-Use excuse?
        Anyway, personally, I don't believe this shit really gets brought up in the US Courts I mean come on, 
        I'm halfway across the fucking continent. What the fuck are you going to do if it were somehow proven to violate the copyright law? 
        Delete my channel? I could get another one. 
        Send US Marines across the ocean just to imprison a fucking boy who just uploaded a fucking video on youtube? 
        Get a grip on yourselves you fucking clowns. 
        I REALLY, don't need to provide my "Rationale" excuses for your bitch-ass conglomerate sissies, 
        In fact, it should be you whom I should question your rationality. Are you really going to remove this fucking video? 
        Less than 5 minutes Music Video with no bloody fucking view made by yet another insignificant person in your whole fucking Scamming Empire? 
        Think about it will you? and uhh, while you're at it
        I must go to take care of some BUSINESS, 
        Because unlike YOU what so-called HUMAN who claimed to have a full-time JOB, 
        My profession actually provides a REAL impact on the society of which you live in, 
        Of which people that served you on the McDonald Drive Thru,
        Of which people that sent your package you bought online,
        And of which of those people that working their asses off during this Global-Fucking-Pandemic. 
        So here's my conclusion in case you have a short attention span,
        (Assuming you have one to begin with. [which is very fucking unlikely.])
        FUCK YOU, Yeah? FUCK YOU. And your fucking Copyright System, Policies, your MONEY-MAKER PUPPETS those called themselves "CREATORS" 
        With their Perfectly-Crafted-Informative-Totally-Not-A-Clickbait Videos that YOU COUSIN-FUCKERS put your AD on.
        (So you can make money off of that Hell-Hot Fucking GARBAGE, ain't you sneaky BASTARDS.)
        FUCK YOU. Your whole, FUCKING, Empire. Fuck. you.
        I bought the DVD back in 2018 and got the idea to edit some of the OST in the film a short Music Video. Copied the file and edited it on my FREE Da Vinci Resolve 16 Editing Software. I really don't fucking care if I got demonetized, really, I'm not even here to make money, This is my second channel anyway so go ahead claim my fucking video, Make money off of this or whatever the fuck you usually do to even ORIGINAL content creators, Just don't fucking remove this video from your half-asses copyright detector bullshit. Like it's a 1988 Film it's just ridiculous, Even the Romeo and Juliet copycats play that was initially made in the 1500s could get their own copyright. How the fuck can't I get a Fair-Use excuse? Anyway, personally, I don't believe this shit really gets brought up in the US Courts I mean come on, I'm halfway across the fucking continent. What the fuck are you going to do if it were somehow proven to violate the copyright law? Delete my channel? I could get another one. Send US Marines across the ocean just to imprison a fucking boy who just uploaded a fucking video on youtube? Get a grip on yourselves you fucking clowns. I REALLY, don't need to provide my "Rationale" excuses for your bitch-ass conglomerate sissies, In fact, it should be you whom I should question your rationality. Are you really going to remove this fucking video? Less than 5 minutes Music Video with no bloody fucking view made by yet another insignificant person in your whole fucking Scamming Empire? Think about it will you? and uhh, while you're at it I must go to take care of some BUSINESS, Because unlike YOU what so-called HUMAN who claimed to have a full-time JOB, My profession actually provides a REAL impact on the society of which you live in, Of which people that served you on the McDonald Drive Thru, Of which people that sent your package you bought online, And of which of those people that working their asses off during this Global-Fucking-Pandemic. So here's my conclusion in case you have a short attention span, (Assuming you have one to begin with. [which is very fucking unlikely.]) FUCK YOU, Yeah? FUCK YOU. And your fucking Copyright System, Policies, your MONEY-MAKER PUPPETS those called themselves "CREATORS" With their Perfectly-Crafted-Informative-Totally-Not-A-Clickbait Videos that YOU COUSIN-FUCKERS put your AD on. (So you can make money off of that Hell-Hot Fucking GARBAGE, ain't you sneaky BASTARDS.) FUCK YOU. Your whole, FUCKING, Empire. Fuck. you. 

        Donald Trump please save me 🥺🙏

          Donald trump if you can hear us, please. Donald trump, please save me, please save me Donald trump, please. I'm asking you, please save me. Please save me, please get these people away from me. In dear god's name please stop these people. 

          Boomhauer – The Meaning Of Life

            From S03E04 of King of the Hill where Boomhauer gave a poetic ramble of the meaning of life.

            Man I tell you what Hank bout there-that dang ol meaning o’life, man. It’s like this man. You’ like a butterfly flappin ‘is wings deep down in that forest man an’ it gonna cause a tree fall like five thousand miles away man. If-an ain’t no body see it nobody don-done-e’en know it happen you know ibda baby born into this world int’know neck god dang friends got no nothin but da go come into find out about em ol evil man. Man see like, you don even know man. When-dyagon it’d like you born into this world man and you got — it’s like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind man. You gon — it don matter man it’s not the old oldies all th’ time man. You know what I think man? It’d like the the dang ol – I think therefore you are man. 

            Im looking for a bento box

              This is a really old copypasta that came from 4chan but never went big. Only real OGs would remember it.

              AKA the Bento Box copypasta, it originally came from a post by niu-niu in Something Awful forum back in 2003. The post became a meme due to its satirical nature of weeb culture (not intended) and got reposted to sites like Yahoo Answers and 4chan mid 2000s.

              An archived version can be found on Tumblr.

              Posted by niu-niu,  Feb 22, 2003 15:46
              Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
              And it HAS to be by paypal. Please contact me at msn messanger at [email protected] or e-mail me there. You can also reply here but i would rather if you would message me, because it's just faster that way and i dont think i would check this topic alot
                  remember:
              
                  cant be pink or any girly color
                  has to be small
                  has to be of 2 or more compartments
                  cant be made of plastic
                  cant have drawings of cartoons (it can have cute lil designs though)
                  should come with matching chopstick holder (with chopsticks)
                  should be of cute shape like an oval
                  transaction must be through paypal
                  cant be more than 20 dollars
                   
              
                  THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!      
              
                  *PS. I know it might seem like im asking for alot but bento boxes come in ALOT of different shapes and stuff... i saw one JUST like the one im asking here on e-bay for a buy it now price of 15, BUT IT ONLY HAD ONE COMPARTMENT!!! I WANT 2 or MORE!!